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What are women thinking?


nosoup4u What? What are you women thinking? What do you want?
I swear: I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I--I--I admit! I--I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it.
Women, they're so subtle. They're little--everything they do is sssubtle! [announcing] Men are not subtle! [regular voice] We are obvious. Women know what men want. Men know what men want. What do we want? We want Women. That's it!
It's the only thing we know for sure! It really is! We want women. How do we get them? [deep voice] "Oh, we don't know about that, we don't know."
The next step after that, we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car horns, yelling from construction sites--these are the best ideas we've had so far!
The Car Horn Honk. Is that the beauty? Have you seen men doing this?
What is this? The man is in the car. The woman, walks by the front of the car. He honks the--[makes long car horn noises]. This man: is out of ideas. How does this--[makes horn noise a few times, then shrugs]--"I don't think she likes me."
The amazing thing is that we still get women, don't we? Men--I mean, men are with women. You see men with women.
"How are men getting women," many people wonder.
Let me tell you a little bit about our organization:
Wherever women are--we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best maaan.. Okay? We have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene.
That's why I think men get frustrated when we see women reading articles, like, "Where to Meet Men."! We're here--we are everywhere! We're honkin' our horns to serve you better.
- NoSoup4U :P
ajb do you honestly honk your horn at a woman thinking shes gonna come over to your window and say hey stud nice horn you got there wanna go on a date?? :lol: :lol: :lol: Chocoholic Now if a guy had all the answers to that, he'd be king of the world. bushra21
ask the guys over here in dubai, im sure they will let you know how that works out for them.... nosoup4u You tell 'em Bushra :P in Dubai they won't just honk their horn, they'll flash their lights, they'll start their hazard lights, its like the car is having a seizure trying to get the women's attention.. :P lol bushra21
lol, you dont have to tell me that. some of them are nice though. i was at dhiyafa and this guy behind me had his regular lights on but since my car is low it was still pretty high for me and was reflecting in my mirror, he saw it was bothering me and shut them off...lol so they arent all bad...at least for long raidah
that in red is probably the highpoint of ur post. :roll:
as to what women think...we dont think, remember? women just meow and ask their fathers, husbands, men for money. like in the Bundy family :lol: gLoBalTeCh
yep women dont think becoz their first floor is empty. :P HP women only think
How can they date cute HP :oops: Chocoholic Bloody hell Raidah, way to go to down grade women with the money comment! That might be what YOU do, but some of us prefer to earn and have our OWN money thanks very much. - No-one likes a gold digger. HP, you've never gotten close enough to a woman to know what one is thinking.

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Choco what do u think about me :oops: raidah
oh come on Chocs, i might not be ur favourite poster, but u must have read at least one or 2 of my posts. u really think i meant that ad literam? besides, what was this for " :lol: " at the end of it, if not a clear sign i was joking?
trust me, im anything BUT a gold digger :wink: HP
I dont prefer woman but girls . :P women become old machines :P Chocoholic
Ehehehe, sorry chick, just in one of those moods tonight. Chocoholic
OMG! NOw you're a kiddie fiddler - run away! Lock up your daughters, in fact any female of any species. raidah
np. how about we shake hands, im in an asskicking mood myself :? Chocoholic Good! HOw about we both just go kick HP :D raidah
lets ask him if he is into SM :lol: so we all 3 enjoy the kicking nosoup4u OMG OMG OMG.. what have I done? :P man o man.. if you gals ever did meet me in person.. just don't kick me too hard for doing this :P then again, if you can reach that high, go for it ;)
gLoBalTeCh
old is gold. they got more experience in S.Ex. :P :wink: akobtan I truly doubt that they themsleves know what they think or what they want or wherre do they want to go Gurls are always messed up about their feeelings You know the song I love than I hate you than I love you more Thats a typical gurl in love :P NO OFFENSE GURLS raidah
...yaaaawwwwn...... kanelli Actually, I don't think I am very complicated. :D nosoup4u you've not really known what a complication is until u've been in a relationship or tried to read a girls mind.. Dubai Knight OK...no point in trying to psycho-analyse a woman or even try to understand their sense of logic because they are aliens. Mind you they are lovely aliens...sometimes! Remember the golden rule: They know the rules and change them at a moments notice in case we ever find out what they are! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight Corcovado
u know what ? i actually agree , we are so moody like the wind "i know i am" and we keep on thinking and changing and hating and loving at the same time , for god sake .... i am a woman i need to understand myself , so u men ..YOU WILL NEVER GET US 8) 8) sniper420
neither do I. Oh kanelli i like the way u r - simple except u shouldnt have marreid to early. Now back to the topic what were women thinking? nosoup4u well.. behind every man there is the hand of a woman.. and all we men do want is women.. fine fine we will deal with the complications. and kaneli, if ur not a complicated gal.. hats off to ya. :) sniper420
huh? why does she have her hand at the man's back? nosoup4u dude dude dude.. maybe she like's his back? :P xlchick shopping, sleeping, clothes, shopping, skiing, jewels, shopping, sleeping, guys...sometimes food..etc Princess Banana Hammock Nope... I'm simple and obvious. I hate playing games. Don't see the point! I want someone to like me for me without having to play games. Knowing my luck, I'd play games with the guy who likes me who doesn't like playing games and I'd probably end up losing him... I can't speak for all women but I know that I'm just looking for a special friend who looks forward to the end of their hard day at work to spend time with me. Someone I'm mutually attracted to and who I want to share everything with and who wants to share everything with me. I don't go for a guy for their flashy car, expensive meals or a holiday to the caribbean... I'd much prefer someone who is willing to help me pick out that dress for my cousins wedding that I'll spend hours agonising over, or who'll let me cry on their shoulder when I've had a bad day. Thats not to say I don't appreciate gifts but they are certainly not a necessity. I don't understand girls that go for money... do they never want to feel intense love for another person... Emotions can't be bought. It's easy to find someone with money, but money isn't certain to last forever. That doesn't mean to say I think a relationship is all rosy but even if you did break up, if you started going out with each other for the right reasons and you genuinely did like each other, I'd like to think that you would never lose the care for one another. Maybe I'm just a soppy mare and like to believe in true love but I'm hoping because I'm an open and honest person, that one day I'll find it. bushra21
can i just say one thing....
i completely agree with you beautiful lady Eros
Yeah really :shock: ... Most women will say that ... but in the end its all about MONEY!!!! Corcovado
NO ITS NOT :evil: Obviously the women u know are like that , but alot of women and i mean alot would give up money for love and caring and respect ... why would u want 2 be with a rich guy who cheats on u and treats u badly ?? :? i know u dont believe it but money DOES NOT buy happiness Princess Banana Hammock And that is why I hat gold digging gir;s!! I make my own money and live by my means... I will NEVER rely on a guy when it comes to money. Even when I have kids and I'm not working... I'm going to make sure I have enough money behind me to cope on my own. Ask any of the people that know me, they will verify that I certainly don't go for a guy just because he has money! xlchick errrmmm..what's work? Corcovado
OOh shut up will ya !!! :x Princess Banana Hammock
Corcs cracks me up!!! LOL :lol: (However I do agree!!) Eros Crocs.. I know money doesnt buy happiness ... but thats what majority of the women dont understand. Glad to know u do though ... but look around you how many women do u know think like that?? Corcovado
:wink: :wink: bushra21
how long have you been in dubai? Corcovado
yeah but lets see it in another way some men only dates women for their looks and they dont give a $**t about their minds or souls andwhen they get bored they jump into a new beautiful girl . So Money to women is Like Beauty to Men ... Both Shallow and Stupid 8) 8) Eros
Exactly 4 months as on 10th sep!! Eros
Hmmmm .. I agree .. so how do u get the nice guys to meet the nice women?? bushra21
hmmmmm so you should know exactly how many women here dont understand that money doesnt buy happiness.... XRW-147
Getting off the computer? Eros
Actually I was speaking of women in general... Eros
:lol: :lol: :lol: Palkid7 Well Women always think about these three things: 1. How much is he worth ? 2. Is he good in bed ?? 3.Is he going to die soon ??? Well what they want is simple: 1.Your money 2.your time 3.your arm (around them of course) :lol: :lol: nosoup4u
AHA!!! Well, atleast the chick is honest! :P zam WTF....ok mah bp is rising.... Nosoup: Please do not identify women in general to xlchick', mainly bec: - She is a troll. - Her brain is so small like a little tiny weeny dot Palkid: How were you raised by your mother? Do you honestly believed her way of thinking is like that? And to all of you out there thinking we only want your money, s e x and nothing else....think again !#@$ #@%^&$%^*(^*(&*&*%$^%&^%*&^(%*&(^*^()*)(*&_)(*_)(_)++(^&$#^#%&%^&$^*&*(&(^^*)&*(_*(_)( nosoup4u Nosoup: Please do not identify women in general to xlchick', mainly bec:
- She is a troll.
- Her brain is so small like a little tiny weeny dot
And to all of you out there thinking we only want your money, s e x and nothing else....think again !#@$ #@%^&$%^*(^*(&*&*%$^%&^%*&^(%*&(^*^()*)(*&_)(*_)(_)++(^&$#^#%&%^&$^*&*(&(^^*)&*(_*(_)(
So you're telling me you don't like shopping, sleeping, clothes, shopping, skiing, jewels, shopping, sleeping, guys? zam
Tell me first why the quote option is not working for you....IT heh? nosoup4u
hahah my quote option works just fine hun. I just thought i'd cut the portion that didn't have anything to do with me :)
Quit being mad and smile will ya.. ;) zam
NEXT TIME DONT CALL ME HUN :!:
And no worries I am a very jolly person but when I dont like somebody...then I dont, period. Quesera sera.... I just cant stand the b!tchy attitude of some girls.....they are the culprit why girls from somewhere else are unrespected.
<zam singing again>
Say what you want and it wont change my mind.... :lol: sara_uk nosoup4u
The defense rests! :P hehe nosoup4u
whatever ya say HUN! :P :twisted: Palkid7
Zam,
Are all your fingers the same? No
So are people !!
I mean what I have listed are the thoughts that every bad girl would think of !! unless u think u r a bad girl !! then.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
What do u think nosoup ?!? 8) zam

Now now now where is the "bad girl" in you comment huh?...
you generalize palkid!!! and we are no Nostradamus here....for such discussions you have to be specific and clear!!! Palkid7 Well Zam, I guess i cleared out my unclear point which was clear that it is not what the clear Idea I was clearing out here !! are we clear ?!?! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) nosoup4u
uh oh! not a good idea to make Ms. Z mad .. :P zam so palkid and nosoup are lovers?!!?!! I wish you the best! :lol: :lol: :lol: creative_tiger What women are thinking.... ???? sounds like a joke.... how women can think han ? NEED MIND TO THINK :D nosoup4u
Zam..
i'm being nice here and we're having fun.. To you it may not be insulting but to me it is. I suggest you keep this clean and nice as well..
sarcasm and all is fine.. don't go past the limit. nosoup4u
lol now thats summin' it up! :P zam
HAHAHAHA so who's the short-tempered here huh??? nosoup4u
*sigh* its hard to find words to describe a person like you.. well ZAM.. be as "you are".. we still love ya :P zam
yihaaaa! and how about palkid? you still love him too??
ehehehe salam... nosoup4u
I'm sure palkid is a great fellow! But thanks, I enjoy being straight. But lets face it, the brain mass is getting thinner in ZAM's head.. eh ain't your fault.. after all.. you are a GIRL :P lol nosoup4u no offense to the other girls.. ZAM's just a special head case! :) zam my only fault is why did I ever comment on you guys who obviously have no respect to woman in general tskkk..
oops edit that: palkid made it clear his comments are only for bad girls and I saw one in another post who was waving buh bye...you want to join her nosoup?? nosoup4u
no respect? HUN, you need to open them what you call eyes.. If you got a problem with palkid takew it to fight club.
I know you're a Vet. on here blah blah blah but lets just say there's bottom of the pile, 50 feet of crap and then ZAM!
(incase you haven't figured out, thats you right on the bottom) :P
FYI, I respect women, just not dumbasses like you! :)
MOD, if you're seeing this, feel free to move it to Fight Club. zam Me Vet?? no no no ECE I am but no vet :lol: ...whatever! dont use that vet reasoning it wont work here.
No probs with palkid, he made it crystal cleeeeearrrr...so count him out! afraid of this battle with a girlie girl huh?
And dumbass as you call always reply with a line such as :
"whats work?"
"whats bill?"
As for this thread, what kind of reply are you expecting ? A pat in the shoulder when some are judging woman based on those b!tches who only knows how to lift their legs higher than the ceiling ? exccccussse me butthead Im not gonna let you destroy the integrity of us, specially here in DXB ! :evil:
[/b] nosoup4u
Integrity? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH with people like you on here? integrity? now thats funny. Bitches who lift their legs higher? I never said anything to that extent or implied. I dunno where your minds been but it ain't been here.
Oh and a small error in your errr.. sentence.. "A pat ON the shoulder when some are judging a woman based on those b!tches who only know how.......
I gotta say, when you go nuts, your English takes a real beating. Time for ESL Lessons for the nth time for Ms Z. :P hehehe zam Your in Dubai Forums and you want perfect spelling...haha
And your point again is?? you really lost me there....Well to be fair with you, your post is about not understanding women at all....so yeah there you go........ again! :wink:
Have a nice weekend.....loser :evil:
cheers!
Edited: Plz stop inserting huge spaces in post -sniper420 bushra21 lol, loser, hahahahahah that made me laugh my habiby I know what woman are they thinking about. 3 things 1-kitchen 2-kids 3-shouting. sniper420
4- shuting your mouth :roll: Corcovado
my thoughts exactly :wink: nosoup4u
Sorry to confuse you :) But if you didn't get my point then you haven't been reading at all..
Whats wrong with perfect spelling? I mean if you can't its okay.. atleast proof read before you post.. I know its no news paper.. but it does reflect on your errr.. should I say.. "typing and thinking skills" :P
Thanks for the loser remark by the way, takes one to know one :P
:twisted: Corcovado well , we are like the wind and we change every second , but when we truely love we are stable like a wall 8) 8) i think it depends on the man cos like carrie Brashaw Said : “[color=red]Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.”[/color] so voila a hint to all men out there DO NOT TRY to control ur women give them freedom and respect and they will give u the world 8) 8) Corcovado
cos i dont agree with ur "fun" fantasies ..capeash? :evil: :evil: Corcovado
:twisted: dale i still wonder what god was thinking.... she is gods most beatiful creation. there arent enough words to describe. she starts her life aws a daughter and blossoms up into a women, becomes the foundation of a family. she bears pain that no one can, she make sacrifices like no one can... she loves with all her heart and fights for you with all her might. an enigma like the sunrays filtering through the clouds at day break like the smell of first rains like the sounds of a waterfall like the cold winter winds brushing against you like the young petals romancing in the fields Corcovado
Awww thats so sweet :oops: zam
finally..... :wink: arniegang it is Italian for "understand" Nick81 um actually it's spelled : "capicce"... MaaaD
i thought it was capishe:
capiche
1. Means "get it?" or "do you understand?" arniegang you are correct Maaad, i just knew what he meant thanks for correcting Nick81 Actually I think we're both wrong...
capiche
1940s slang, from It. capisci ? "do you understand? arniegang actually Nick the term has different variants, you are correct with the slang explantion. The word was modified and used as slang by the Mafia Nick81
yeah was just reading about it... Didn't know that before. arniegang Its just a term B its generally used in anger to make a forceful point usually within a arguement. Sara1983 Hmm I'm thinkin of Carribean, coconut, hmm these hippy skirts lol... Your Question is not easy you just need to figure out what the women you like or love thinks, we don't all think the same way. Like for me I'd like to think that "I am not the most gals". (((One eg.))) I am so not into shopping, it bores the hell out of me & makes want to fall a sleep :lol: :!: :!: nosoup4u
You hate shopping? oopsie! you shouldn't have said that. Your mailbox is gonna be flooded now :P You are what I would say "finding plutonium by accident"
:twisted: sara_uk
I understand how you feel because I get bored from shopping too. I like to go to shops buy and out, not spends hours to find something else, if I like something I buy it. We always fight with my friends because if they found something they like in the first shop they will not buy it. They have to visit all shops and after their feet get tired they come back to buy from the first shop GRRRRR Sara1983
Owwww lol I didn't mention the other stuff :P :P :P :D :D Sara1983
Oh yeah lol happens with me too!!!! :lol: nosoup4u *Soupie Wonders* Since when did discovering plutonium become this easy? :P Sara_uk and Sara1983 .. you're part of the 10% women all men are looking for.. If you hate shopping in electronic stores, high tech stuff, gadgets, then the male species may have a problem with ya.. :P bushra21
not all women like shopping....actually of all the women i know i think only like half of them like shopping. to me, i think its a waste of time. bleh. i cant stand more than 30 minutes in the mall....more than that and i start to get a little edgy.
lol i guess thats why my cousin refuses to go shopping with me. sara_uk
in fact my ex use to love shopping that drove me mad and iam talking cloth shopping!!! he spent like 3hrs once in a suit shop. so like men look for girls who hate shopping, i am looking for a man that hate it too. Sara1983
lol doh Sara1983
life is life Palkid7 So Nosoup, i leave u for a couple of days and u end up being attacked by 5 women !! You sure know how to bring attention to u !! and being Mr. Hated !!! well people I think we have awinner here !! don't you !!:roll: I think it is time for u to use what ur daddy taught u to do when u do something wrong !!!? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: nosoup4u
*yawn* being hated .. being loved.. getting attention.. I never asked for it.. :P I just speak my mind Pal.
What my daddy taught me to do when I do something wrong? errr.. dude.. are you feeling ok?
Ladies.. I think someone is feeling left out. :twisted: weary_heart sara_uk/sara1983/bushra - you dont enjoy shopping????!!!!!!! i found it odd... :D

im exactly like your friend sara. hehehe
sometimes, i shop like crazy... like end of the world --- panic buying... most of the clothes i bought last week are never worn yet, worst - i found one off-shoulder skirt in my closet that i bought last year - still havent worn yet! :lol: bushra21
how can a skirt be off the shoulder :?
lol, i know what you meant. just being a smart a$$ bear What I find works for me, is plain simple honesty. When I approach a woman, the first thing I say is "Hi, I'm Trey. I'm awkward, I'm not smooth, and I'm slow when it comes to subtlety." or some slight variation of this. This believe it or not works for a while. DaveDXB DDDDDDDDDDDDDamn i never knew u two were THIS EVIL! weary_heart
wahahahah i mean off-shoulder tunic dress bushra :lol: Sara1983
you can find oddness in everything AnnaSvensson Just come and ask her where the nearest library is. She might think that you are intelligent and would like to go out with you ;) nosoup4u Over 2100 views on this post? Yikes! What have I done? Sowwie ya'll!! MaaaD to answer the original question: They aren't. :lol: Chocoholic It's guys that drive us vrackers Maaad, don't forget the saying, behind every man there's a good woman. I hate shopping too, bores the hell out of me. bushra21 yes...that and its a waste of time :roll: Chocoholic It's not that, I'm one of these, know what I want, get in, get out kinda people. I hate window shopping and trying loads of things on and spending hours without finding anything that looks any good. It's really depressing. bushra21 lol which is exactly why i feel it is a waste of time. i do the same thing as you, but to just go and bleh, i dont like it. 30 minutes is my maximum for shopping. if im not done by then, i dont care, i leave -- i get too frustrated Corcovado i love shopping , it takes my mind off things , but i usually know what i need and i go for it, but since i am the kind of person who get bored of everything i cant do it for along time ...and i dont want a boyfriend who dont like it nd start nagging in every shop we go to :x ...although i like shopping alone its me time :) :wink: Nick81 Is it me or does shopping sux big time in Dubai? No I am not tripping, I don't care how big the malls get. I just can't find a single thing I like in any shops. EVEN in the brands I like. I spent a fortune during my business trip in the UK just because of that. And I'll prolly do it again once I get back to Lebanon at Fitr. Corcovado
Nick good to have ur avatar back ,its my fav :wink: Nick81
:wink: sniper420
ok nick and corc......dont start ur long chat again. :roll: nosoup4u
I agree.. I miss getting my clothes from stores like JC Pennys, Dillards, Nordstrom, Structure (Express), Club Monoco, etc :P Can't find decent clothes here.. Fashion sense takes a beating here if you ask me :P
Electronic stores like Plug-Ins, Jackys, WiFi centre in Bur Dubai, accessories come cheap but the rest is so over priced compared to the UK/US.
Ah well.. nosoup4u
Err.. B, is it? so why you felt like sharing these sweet things with us, i'll never understand. But hey nice thoughts :P
:twisted: leila How women thinks is one mystery of life that does not have a formula, like the air around us, exists but no one understands and sees it but its nice that it exists. This question will not have a one sentence answer or will be resolved in discussions although it is a an interesting topic equally interesting as What men are thinking? Yin & Yang, men compliments women and women compliments men, it works wonders. . Have u ever considered that maybe, just maybe, how women thinks, is not suppose to be understood because there is no logical explanation for it? like a thousands of things around us. If something is great, better leave it at that and live with it. nosoup4u
What are men thinking? If a woman asks a man, what are you thinking? he's thinking the one thing he can at that moment.. he's thinking about her.. or various other scenarios with her.. but her.. nevertheless :P
What are women thinking? Its a very confusing question.. kinda like asking Why does Superman wear red underwear?
But I salute you women with all the maintenance you have to do to yourself and crap you have to put up with :salute: Habeas Corpus
Funny :0)
Men have asked this question since the dawn of time. And, in the late 1990s and early 00s, it has all been figured out.
Men and women do think differently but women are understandable - and logical once you understand them from their own viewpoint. But that's the key - you have to get in a woman's head. And, just to get the flaming and controversy going, no women are not individuals. They engage in group-think. Learn what pushes the buttons of one woman and you learn to push the buttons of them all. The truth of the matter is as simple as this:
Female attraction to men is not a choice.
I'll say it again.
Female attraction to men is not a choice.
Once you understand that and know how to push the buttons - you have complete control of a woman's feelings of attraction.

There are many such men and their names are various. Ever hear of Mystery, Style and Tyler Durden (no, not the character from Fight Club, but the other Tyler)?
They are men. They have the answers. And they are kings.



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