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Dr.D Hello, I will be running a number of training sessions for forumers. Seats are limited, so please express your level of interest in the following: DF01 - Quoting, how and when to use it. DF02 - How to add images to your post. DF03 - When and when NOT to PM Someone. DF04 - How to have multiple personalities and not get caught. DF05 - How to talk about property without sounding like an a$$hat. DF06 - How to differentiate between offline and online. DF07 - How not to sound like a schmuck when replying. DF08 - How to start fights. DF09 - How to win fights. DF10 - The fine art of baiting - AKA Sage Baiting DF11 - How to Honeypot the Mods DF12 - So what if you're a MOD, you're freaking older than Salt I will have on hand assisting me a fellow forumer with 5001 posts under his belt.
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AHA,,,,,,,I thought I knew you from somewhere, sounds like you and him .....yes,,......I'm sure.......I knew you can't resist it......cheater... :lol: :lol: reviewer About the modules ..yeah cool...... Dr.D
Please engage brain before typing. reviewer
:lol: :lol: Yeah...the doctor unmasked......quack..quack..quack.... craigindubai DF13 - Create words that don't exist like "forumers" and still sound like you know what you're talking about. reviewer
:lol: :lol: :lol: You just [color=red]bug[/color]ged him......Why not take him with you golfing ,, can be your caddie....mate Dr.D
The English language is a mathematical language. You can create meanings by adding words together like numbers. This is the beauty of the language. St.Lucifer How can I enroll into this program? Dr.D
Which one in particular?

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BabyDoll Are refreshments being served? Perhaps food? As you know some of us loveeeee to eat. craigindubai
That is the mostest ridiculous statementing I haved heard in longley timest. Dr.D
Well, as you can make errors in math, you can make them in English. craigindubai
Yes, but did you have to prove it? Dr.D
There is clearly something going on here you're just not picking up on.
When did Spock invade the forums? reviewer
Yeah, no cakes pls....or pakore....or samosas...chicken feet maybe... :oops: craigindubai
Are you sure it's me? reviewer
H E L L O!!!..Is this the intro to the forum.... BabyDoll Still waiting to see the menu ...
Dubai Knight Hmm..this seems to be a thread with a split personality. One one hand, we have a Dr. offering advice about how to appear to be someone who you are not whilst really being someone else who he claims he is not but really is... And BabyDoll looking for food again! El bizarro! :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight BabyDoll
What? What? What?

Someone has to be attentive and do the job! Dubai Knight
Someone has to be attentive and do the job!
Are you the hunter/gatherer in the house then?
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Knight reviewer
Yeah, Dr Jeckell ala Britney Spears....
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Are you the docs assistant Babydoll?..... :shock: BabyDoll
I am the assistant only to my stomach. I think more like I am the slave to my tummy ....
Fooooood. reviewer
Is that your day job.....? SCY I think, I need to be enrolled in all the training sessions. Is DF001 a pre-requisite to DF002, DF003.... ? :P BabyDoll
Full time job reviewer
Think if the docs gonna take you in his class....he's very choosy you know...sometimes sloppy even...doesnt really know who he is and where he's gonna be next.... 8) scarlet Well BD you'll be happy to know I just tried the Chicken and Mushroom pie from the new coffee shop downstairs and it was awesome. I would highly recommend it. reviewer
Chicken and Mushroom pie in the morning.....how do you maintain that striking legs of yours....?
Babies dont eat pies in the morning...too heavy for their tummy :lol: :lol: BabyDoll
Ermm. I have been having that since day 1 they opened. Had that yesterday too :oops:
But thanks for sharing. scarlet This was my first venture in there today. I have been trying to resist as I think this chain makes the worst coffee in the whole world. And reviewer it was a one-off pie. As Socrates said "Everything in Moderation" BabyDoll
Salute! reviewer
I know you cant resist it......I thought the smell of the pie flew up to your flat....right...
Cheers.... :lol: :lol: :lol: BabyDoll
I would have to defend them. I think they make better mocha than C.
Just to let you know in case you want to dine in, you will be in the company of flies. Apart from that, they are ok. At least the waiters are courteous every time. reviewer
I agree....yeah the whole pie ...right....
:lol: :lol: scarlet Well there's no good aussie meat pies in Dubai so sacrifices have to be made. reviewer
Mocha coated flies and courteous waiters.....nice combo indeed.......
:lol: Dr.D
24/7 does a passable meat pie. pinoy1 there's no lesson on how to reclaim your thread from hijackers? pity. craigindubai
No decent coffee either.... BabyDoll
I am starting to like Second Cup. The only place I can find mocchacino :D Dubai Knight
Forget the rest, the best coffee in Dubai can be found at Barista outlets. Try their Jamaican or Cuban blends, either as a cappucino or better still as an espresso...You will be amazed!
Second Cup muffins are ok if you get there early enough and get them fresh.
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Knight BabyDoll
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There are "good" muffins in Dubai?? Dubai Knight
Their Blueberry ones are really quite good when fresh. Don't go for the wholemeal ones though, they just taste like sawdust!
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Knight St.Lucifer Forget the rest, the best coffee in Dubai can be found at Barista outlets. Try their Jamaican or Cuban blends, either as a cappucino or better still as an espresso...You will be amazed! Barista for me!!! BabyDoll Their sandwiches look yummy though .. Dubaidude007
I would like to reserve a seat in each of these sessions for one of our Aussie forumers who seems to be on a brief sabbatical now.



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