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Red Chief
It's a delirium. We are losing him. Pi-pi-piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Speedhump Chief I wake up screaming at 2 a.m., with nightmares of you standing over me with a copy of a russian pre-teen pr0n mag in your hand...I sleep with a loaded high-powered air pistol under my pillow now, just in case you get ideas from this....:scratch: Red Chief Are you seeing me? Good medication. :) Is it LSD or another prescribed drug? Speedhump No I'm just a little distracted, seeing you playing with pencils. Aren't you only supposed to have crayons in your 'special class' ? :fucyc: Red Chief Is it a medication time in your ward or you have forgotten the rose-tinted glasses on your nose from Bali's travel? :) Speedhump Where's that Sodium Pentathol, I want to get some words of truth from you one day, boy !! :D :D From Ward Number Six I'll wave to your short yellow bus then. :blackeye: :3some: Red Chief I don't need to advocate the things which are evident for any sendible men but you can't explain anything to the guys from the Ward Number Six. violett So many moderators and restrictions make a forum boring and pointless!! It's too clean! Check out other forums around. Even UAE newspapers have more freedom than this! Yaawwwnn Misery Called Life Which papers you talkin about? The one that was temporarily banned for 20 days for an article on horses? violett That wasn't the reason and you know that well. If not then read the news again.

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Misery Called Life Than what was the reason? The court clearly cited defamation! Chocoholic Well you know what Violet? To quote most locals, if you don't like it, then adios, tara, bye bye etc etc. violett Quoted from Gulf News press release: "The case stemmed from an article published in October 2006 accusing Warsan Stables of giving steroids to horses during a race in Abu Dhabi". By the way the paper has only been suspended for 20 days, then they are back on the shelves again! If it was your business that was falsely accused, perhaps you would be a bit more irritated by the publishers. violett Get a life chocoholic! Or... get a chocolate! violett aurevoir? ma'asalama? loll im crying already! Chocoholic erm, we have rules on the forum for a reason. I had several complaints with regards to certain peoples behaviour on here, which is why generally mods get tougher. We are actually very relaxed and let alot of stuff slide. Lose the attitude newbie or prepare to be flamed! violett I love virtual threats! redtilldead Violett, if you dont like it then you can simply leave.

to be honest, that's probably one of the most pathetic things i've read in any forum :D Bora Bora WHOA!!! This is going to be interesting. One of the rare times it's not me!!
violett :D :D :D violett
I dont think you are being honest....! redtilldead
guess what, i am. Bora Bora
Me thinks me has my equal here!!! Chocoholic Hmmm does the kitty cat need to sharpen her claws? To be honest I can't be bothered, if you don't like it then go somewhere else to try and pick up guys. violett Pathetic liar! violett I will pick up guys wherever I like! Bora Bora LOL!!! Cat fight, and I'm not included. :( Chocoholic Nah BB, you're cool. At least you do it with a bit of class :wink: And Violett, if you think it's so boring, then why not start an 'interesting' thread? To much hassle? Yup, thought so! violett Interesting thread on a boring forum?? nah not worth it! Chocoholic Okay so what are you still doing here?! silent for me i feel this is the best forum i had joined. its respectful and talks about all subjects in the world and it is classified. first time i visited a forum and it was my last time were it had nasty words and nuthng in life,, it was so eooooo. ppl have different taste but i'm really enjoying plus learning from this forum and its good ppl. Bora Bora
Come on hon. Just a "bit"? violett
Now you sound like my aunty! Chocoholic Haha fishing for compliments now? Okay okay 'ALOT'. RobbyG
Then you are more pathetic than I thought :D
Get real dude. Bora Bora
I eat fish hon. Just wanted you to correct yourself. RobbyG
You know what violett, you just have to know how to 'evade' the obvious.
Basically its feisty talk but more like 'beating around the bush', if you know what I mean :wink:
I also think that some people on this forum are too conservative. Especially considering that this forum goes about and around Dubai (I mean, common guys its not the KSA) and moderation tends to be more conservative than a cleric (read Imam) from the Kingdom of SA.
So yeah I agree violet, but the fun part is...beating around the bush and smellin' the deeper meaning to get your point out.
Try it, its fun.
Speedhump, Bora Bora and I among others do it all the time. :lol: Chocoholic Not a huge fan of fish - ta Chocoholic Yeah Robby, we can smell you from half way round the world - poooooo! :wink: violett Hmmm is that Armani? I like..... Chocoholic Nah - knowing Robby it's probably Reefer! violett Well i smell Armani... dont know who ur smelling! Bora Bora
Well fish is my snack food, I eat people as a main course. RobbyG
Armani was closer...
Today its Roma Uomo from Gabriella Sabatini.
Errr, no points ladies 8) violett mmmm..... Chocoholic Are you still here? Misery Called Life
It's a little difficult to decipher what you saying....
I stated the publication was suspended temporarily for an article on horses. You said NO, it's something else.
Then you post this. So what's your point? Are you stating the allegations made by the paper were false hence the ban justified? Speedhump This is choice. Arab girl comes to DF to pick up white guys, then starts a little flame war :D Bora, how are you controlling yourself? :D :D Speedhump
+1 Red Chief
Rather average forum I must say. It's the last shelter for a few clerks, a housewife, a few half-educated students and a retired colonel. Boring? Probably but it's Dubai in crisis. Bora Bora
Hey, as she said she can pick up guys anywhere she wants. And, she wants a flame war with Chocs? Hey, that didn't last long. And all I can say is if she doesn't tone it and play nice, she won't either. Newbies should tread lightly. I eased my way in and now I am BB (Batty Biatch) and everyone with a sense of humor just loves me, right?
Not enough to get a rise out of me hun. Speedhump
Your contributions dont seem to raise the bar very much Ivan....stop asking others to do what you can't yourself. Bora Bora
And not to mention: one commie who spent too much time in the gulag and now spends too much time in the bottle. Red Chief Speedy, my friend, don't tell me what I have to do and you will never learn where you have to go... Speedhump stop talking nonsense, friend. RobbyG
Fancy the Ivan part :wink: Red Chief It's a truth regardless of what you think about that. You are right the level of discussion is very low, only team-work. Speedhump
It was poor of you to jump on a post from silent, who obviously has found some enjoyment in these forums. I thought it very snobbish of you, and why you thought that you should put down her happiness was surprising.
If you look more closely you will see that there are good things in these forums, It's not just all about you 'peppering up' the posts with insults.
Enough for tonight, bed for me. RobbyG
You have been in the army too long Chief.
Cooperation and buddy pumping is over. Its individuality here with a bit of friendship. Misery Called Life
The tennis playa Sabatini? Nice! You've got taste dude! RobbyG
Thanks mate 8) RedKite Is DF a little bit boring ? Well, it's not as exciting as whoring !! But maybe vox pox, Is the best form of pox, And this post wakes you up from your snoring !! sage & onion Well at least it didn't turn into a cussing war, just yet. Speedhump Yep it's strange, when some people find that several others are simultaneously attacking their views they immediately consider that it's some sort of gang. They can never see that perhaps their own wonderful views are not so widely held as they believe inside their own head. Viking-warrior is another example. They won't see that several likeminded people all expressing their views is not 'team-play'. If these people find DF boring or lame then I'm quite happy. We're having fun. What the hell are THEY doing here? :D Red Chief
I didn't speak about myself. You know, I have never cared about all that stuff: team-work, rows...
The girl (OP) told truth - DF is getting boring. If it were not you would not be so anxious about my post. Red Chief
I said absolutelly the same, but individuality (if you have some) has nothing in common with a bad acting of a few clowns lead by moody Bora. Speedhump Well, I'm not bored. And you can tell me if you EVER see me jumping on a Bora bandwagon and I'll eat my new book on Stalin (720 pages excluding a long preface and introduction) My posts are pure 100 percent original, and with a point. ;) Speedhump
Chief no-one is here to entertain you. Either raise your own game or stop whining, please! Bora Bora
Each poster puts up their own opinion Chief. No one is "leading" as you say. The fact that people don't agree with your opinion(s) should tell you something. Here's a suggestion: find a forum where people have the same mind set as you. Apparently there is nothing of interest to keep you on DF, so by all means leave, and don't let the door hit you in the arse. You won't be missed. Nor will you be a topic of discussion. You see, the fact is, you are boring!!! Misery Called Life
Can't blame her really. You'd rather advocate the Soviet empire(the one that lasted a few weeks :lol: ) was still around today :D Red Chief
All the President's Men. :) You always need some support from mature woman, but I haven't thought that the aplauds of a housemade is also Ok.
She doesn't even understand what we were talking about. She guesses that Gulag exists nowadays. Red Chief
You start educating yourself. :) How come such big interest to Russian history and their greatest persons? As far as I know a few months ago you was interested in the history of another great empire only.
I see that this forum is not so hopeless as I thought before. :) Speedhump You see, you know absolutely nothing about me...I read all sorts of history, but prefer much earlier to modern. But I certanly don't intend to turn this into a 'Koba exterminates the peasants' discussion forum! Also, are you hinting at a 'Russian Empire'? Isn't it stretching the meaning of the phrase a little to call a few fleabitten eastern European countries and Afghanistan for a week and a half, 'an empire' ? :D :D Big laughs !!!! silent [quote="Speedhump"]
It was poor of you to jump on a post from silent, who obviously has found some enjoyment in these forums. I thought it very snobbish of you, and why you thought that you should put down her happiness was surprising.
No worries, but recently i have joined this forum and i'm ok with it ,, and hoping non of u disappear dacostagreene I like cake.... Red Chief Don't lie yourself. You knew absolutely nothing recently except "a gun for three soldiers", "Russian winter" and "uneducated drunken crowds". It was conviniet for you but eventually not enough when you started discussion wth me. Anyway I see nothing bad if we are digging a little deeper after discussion. Speedhump
Don't worry, the Chief loves it here, he won't be going anywhere :P Speedhump
I'm sorry, I defeated all your arguments, and you left most of mine unanswered. You see to have an awful lot of time on your hands today, please re-read the topic and educate yourself, I really don't want to repeat myself. ;)
By the way I said nothing ever about drunken crowds, your memory REALLY is either poor or deliberately skewed! :P Red Chief If I give you the reference will you eat the book in public? :) silent i have posted a msg but apparently it didnt show up...it was too long maybe coz of this:) mayb god protected me coz f ppl read it i will b shot.. but i wana say it again.. i didnt know that f someone give opinion all these posts will occur!! I mean the best thng is to have multinational thng, different thoughts, ideas, minds, cultures, and everyone facing different stories and each to share it y not!! from my point of view the forum will b boring f it was same country same religion same ideas same areas.... mayb there is nut this huge thng 2 talk about but sharing little thngs even a joke would make connections or difference.. Speedhump
If you can't find it can I insert the book in your other end?? :D WhiteJade This forum isn't boring at all; Both the wise ones and the clowns exist here; Learn from the former and have fun with the latter. :toothy4: Speedhump
Don't worry too much about what is said to you here! Most people don't actually mean any harm.
If you stay long here you will see that I am like a wound in Red Chief's side, he can't resist sticking his finger in and wriggling it around, even though he knows it's going to hurt him :D
Have fun on DF. ;) Red Chief
You hurt me only in your imagination, rather morbid one. Therefore you shoud visit some mental institution on arrival to London. They will help you.
I am absolutely indifferent both to your pointless sentences or Bora's swearing. I didn't speak about team-work in my address (I'm not afraid. Sometimes I have some pleasure in kicking your arse.) but only to another DF members who are more sensitive. Speedhump Your knickers are showing! :D If you were so indifferent you really would not be goaded into replying every single time....you are transparent. My 'sentences' are carefully contructed to annoy you, and boy do they work. I don't have this much fun with anyone else here! Now it's not so boring for you eh...you claim to find this all tedious but in fact you are sitting there beating yourself off under your laptop from all the attention you are getting my friend. :D :bootyshake: Come on mate, find that bit where I talked about drunken crowds of Russian soldiers or whatever it was. I know you won't be able to, and so I'm very much looking foreard to helping Stalin (720 pages) f*ck yet another Russian peasant into oblivion :D :D :shock: :evil: Speedhump I've had enough of sitting at my keyboard all day now, and work is finished. I may come back later to read your attempt at a humourous reply..(don't forget, I reminded you earlier that a sense of humour is essential in life...) ;) :geek: Red Chief Well. It's time for me to go as well. Have a nice evening outside this Boring place. :) redtilldead
Why the need to get real?
I was talking about my self and said what i felt. I dont spend my time 24/7 on each forum in the world (just see my posts to join date ratio). There are only a few specific ones i visit and dont usually dont come across silly things like that...hence my honesty. Bora Bora
My swearing?!?! You are such a jerk. It's so boring here you can't resist coming back. Please stay, I love it that every time you raise your limp wrist and try to take a slap at SH, SH just punches you in your big red boozy nose and knocks you down, with very little effort at that. Even funnier, you keep going back for more! You must love getting your a.s.s kicked. Are you a masochist by nature?
And please note - that is my opinion. Singularly and solely my opinion. Red Chief Speedy, You have a supporter here. I think we can easy live without a commentator with housewife degree. Bora Bora
Beats a certificate from the gulag! RobbyG
If your ratio increased a bit, you would know that there is more pathetic stuff on this forum than a chocolate thrown at Chocoholic.
You just have to read over it, hence the 'get real' ;) redtilldead
exactly. anyway, maybe its about time i joined the Fight Club forum :lol: haha :D Red Chief
You (not me) was hinting "history...much earlier than modern". In modern history that "Empire" shrunck to very average island long time ago and their Tommies are food for powder in dirty wars of another country, your former colony.
Continue studying and dreaming. Chocoholic :happy1: Keep it up guys, this is highly entertaining - numnumnum! Speedhump
As usual you only 'care' about what suits you. You're the one who keeps on and on raising the topic, how on earth is it ME that has it in MY mind :D :D Your dementia is spreading pal.....

You really need to explain this one, or otherwise I can let it pass as more syphilitic ramblings.. ;)
Too much 'Russian Roulette' for you recently I think :P
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Men dicing with death as statistics show high number of prostitutes in Dubai carry a disease. Speedhump
You misunderstand again. I was talking older history, 0-1500 AD for example. haven't you even bothered to read my posts in other threads about such things?
Why do you keep harping on about the Great British Empire, why does it annoy you so? It' s such a surprise to me. OK, so it was within living memory, unlike say the Holy Roman Empire (which was anyway smaller), and your father and many more generations before him would have hated seeing such great success when USSR was unable to achieve much itself (see my signature line, which I think you fully deserve after all your crap :P). But what is it that hurts you so much about it all, sunshine? :D
I really suggest you try to find another topic of conversation, or otherwise just:

:D :D :D Speedhump
Well, I think you have seen that several other posters here have also often approved of the way I regularly beat you down Chief :D
No need to just pick out the wildest, scratchiest one! As Bora says, she has her own reasons to post, as we all do. ;)
Yours being pure masochism :D
:wink: Misery Called Life
:lol: :lol: Classic! WhiteJade Are psychiatrists really that busy there? :lol: Red Chief USSR achived a lot in time when UK has been going down to the bunch of American puppets. The biggest ever Empier is always in YOUR mind probably to hide the current "glory" situation in your country. I don't care about that rather old history. Pls. don't make up the words I've never said or look for the convinient for you sence. Bora likes to do it but I estimate you a little bit higher so far. Speedhump
Yep I laughed like a drain when a friend of mine sent it to me in an email. I've been dying to use it somehow. So funny....
And the Chief knows I'm only playing. Bora Bora [quote="Red Chief"]
First, you lost the battle a long time ago.
Second, I don't make up words, I am well versed in the English language.
Third, Put words in your mouth? With all the rubbish that comes out of your mouth there isn't enough time to put anything into it! And if I did have the opportunity to do so, it would be a dictionary. Problem is you keep choking on your own words!
Fourth - it's housemaid not housemade. You must be looking at your wife when you wrote that. I am what is know as a domestic engineer.
Fifth, so what upgraded word do they use for "gulag"?
Sixtth, don't understand? What you fail to realize is that maybe the subject doesn't interest me, other than watching SH kick that fat arse of yours with little effort. Do you post on every subject here? No, just the one your think you know something about. Oh, wait, you have demonstrated your racism.
And FYI, SH doesn't need or look for anyone's support. He is, as you know, and everyone else who know's him, very very capable of standing his own ground.
Seems I got to you with all your references to me which makes me wonder if you have a crush on me. :pukeright: Ughhh, the thought makes me want to poke my eyes out!!!
Obviously the shock therapy you received while in prison wasn't very effective. You're still a nut case, and a drunken one at that. RobbyG
All pro bono work my dear...all of it.
Charity takes its toll. :lol: RobbyG
In shatters here....hold on for a minute so I can get a breather :lol: :lol: :lol: RobbyG
I swear Chief, youŽre getting better at this humor thing :lol: Red Chief The team is fully packed. You are a little bit late, student. RobbyG
Its a globalized world so we have different timezones Vodkabreath.
Go sleep or take another one. At least you have some humor now, IŽll give you that. WhiteJade
As long as it's worthwhile.
'Make a gift of rose, hand stay lingering fragrance'
Charity for fragrance! kanelli I'm breaking out the pom poms for Bora Bora! :lol: Bora Bora
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:cheers: Red Chief :mumum: :thebirdman: kanelli :thefinger: :bootyshake: :knob: Red Chief Well, well... One more boring housewife on the boring DF. I am leaving you, ladies, alone. Without me you can find common ground in cooking, gardening and wiping arses of your progeny easier. Bora Bora
Ah, we kicked another arse Kani. Feels good huh? :lol: Red Chief I apreciate very much that both of you like my tag. I was not waiting for such recognition in time of writing. So many peoply recognized themself in the characters. :) Bora Bora
I thought you left. You keep saying you are going, well go already!!! Who the hell said anything about your tag?? other than when I made a sarcastic remark which went right past you. Red Chief You didn't say but act accordinly. You are so predictable and repititive, but you are not alone. :) Bora Bora
Are you stalking me? Ok, I don't understand the first sentence. A little garbbled, but I guess that should be expected seeing as how I make you nervous. Scarey man.
Let's see you should be responding in
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Oh, there you are ............ Red Chief He-he. You understood well. :) Bora Bora
Talk about predictable!!!! Red Chief You don't want to admit that it was you who started stalking me across all forums just after apperance the tag. You were definitely very predicrable, old goose. :) Bora Bora
Let me say this. Don't flatter yourself you smug old drunk.
If you are 28, buff, with a tight a.s.s. and good looking, then you can talk and I might be interested but that is certainly not the case, nor ever will be.
Considering everything, one can assume that you are an old tired drunk, with a.s.s. spread, a beer belly and a pocked face. Your expiration date passed along time ago. I bet your so old even your viagra stopped working. Everything about you is old and tired.
Stalk you? Once again, in you dreams. I have way better taste. Red Chief
Ok. Continue dreaming and jerking. :) Speedhump Well at least you two are only trashing a crappy thread! We should ask the OP to rename it 'The Bora and Horror Show'.... ...it rhymes when you say it ;) Bora Bora
Talking in your sleep?? Speedhump One day Medvedev and Obama, discussed how to make DF calmer. "Chief and Bora should know, for a really good show we prefer fakir and snake charmer!" sage & onion Way to go SH, lol Speedhump Ithangyow! sage & onion
bethatengish? Bora Bora
Good one.
I can charm but can he perform any magic? Nah. Speedhump
Only to native speakers :P canuckbid Bored ? Check out these idiots!
sage & onion OMG, where is this? Red Chief
Sage and Onion? :)
May I use the character? canuckbid I have no idea but I'm glad they are not my friends. Wonder where they come in on the IQ scale? lol sage & onion
What??? Red Chief
I saw both of them only in turbans. sage & onion
And that has what to do with me? Red Chief It was the question. It maybe not you. :) It's too early to worry. canuckbid Hey what do you think. I was fooling around and made up this program. On the top right of page. (clickable) Will it sell? / kanelli
Ah, quit your whining (and wining!) or I'll have to shoot you in the eye with some breast milk. If you still misbehave I'll be forced to gag you with a mustard poop nappy. That'll teach you to mess with a housewife. :lol: Bora Bora
Someone is seeing things. HIC HIC Bora Bora
While you are washing your future progeny from your hand. Red Chief Poor girl, how many times are you going to reply for the same post? You've already made two attempts. Keep strugling. :) Bora Bora
Oops. Someone is seeing double.



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