...A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
...Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more=2 0thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more=2 0thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"[/color]
- bushra21 wrote:
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he has stoled it fromz you!
that's OK, i stoleded it fromz someone elz. gcarlin37
- bushra21 wrote:
:o
he has stoled it fromz you!
How many jokes do you have of your own? bushra21
- gcarlin37 wrote:
- bushra21 wrote:
:o
he has stoled it fromz you!
How many jokes do you have of your own? - bushra21 wrote:
oh hush your mouth, i dont recall quoting you in my response :x Speedhump Quit with teh lolcats, kittehs!!! It was an ancent joke anyway. This is funnier....and mostly true, its great being a man!! 101 uses for a man Scientists can now grow synthetic sperm, so do we need men any more? Well, there are a few things they're still good for..... Bora Bora
- Speedhump wrote:
Quit with teh lolcats, kittehs!!!
Are you taking WJ's meds hon? No wonder she's acting so strange lately. wishmaster
- Bora Bora wrote:
Please go to Sages Joke Thread. You will see that was posted a couple of weeks ago - by me!
sorry dear.
I cannot check whole forum befor posting any joke. no hard feelings :wink: bushra21
- wishmaster wrote:
- Bora Bora wrote:
Please go to Sages Joke Thread. You will see that was posted a couple of weeks ago - by me!
sorry dear.
I cannot check whole forum befor posting any joke. no hard feelings :wink: - Bora Bora wrote:
that's why there is a JOKE THREAD - meaning JOKES should be posted in that thread...duh
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- wishmaster wrote:
- Bora Bora wrote:
Please go to Sages Joke Thread. You will see that was posted a couple of weeks ago - by me!
sorry dear.
I cannot check whole forum befor posting any joke. no hard feelings :wink: - Bora Bora wrote:
of course no hard feelings. :lol: RobbyG
- Speedhump wrote:
Quit with teh lolcats, kittehs!!!
It was an ancent joke anyway. This is funnier....and mostly true, its great being a man!!
101 uses for a man
Scientists can now grow synthetic sperm, so do we need men any more? Well, there are a few things they're still good for.....
Thats a good thing SH.
Now we (men) can focus more on the hobbies we really like :wink: Red Chief The hobby of the Global Inveztor:
How about the smell, Rob? Armani? RobbyG Hahaha :lol: I wonder when you would strike back after all all my battering on your nut ;) Glad your still with us Chief :D As long as he's happy. I'm happy. Preferably with a filled bank account. ps: Today's smell is Hugo ;) FYI Red Chief - Attack of the Clowns. - Empire strikes back. Er... His name is Hugo. Is he global inveztor as well or your boy-friend, sorry, partner? RobbyG
- Red Chief wrote:
- Attack of the Clowns.
- Empire strikes back.
Er... His name is Hugo. Is he global inveztor as well or your boy-friend, sorry, partner?
focusss :D
Hugo Boss Red Chief Sorry to Hugo. He is your Boss , not global investor. That's why you are sitting in front of his latop all night long in time he is snoring peacefully.
Anyway I like your new slippers. Your holed sox were awful. RobbyG
- Red Chief wrote:
Sorry to Hugo. He is your Boss , not global investor. That's why you are sitting in front of his latop all night long in time he is snoring peacefully.
Anyway I like your new slippers. Your holed sox were awful.
So what has Communism to bring today? 8)
I sense a closet longing somewhere....
Your Black Sea dacha 'holiday buddies' are missing you....
Bora Bora
- Speedhump wrote:
Chief for a self-confessed homophobe you surely make a lot of gay jokes.....
I sense a closet longing somewhere....
Your Black Sea dacha 'holiday buddies' are missing you....
Closet? He's looking for the door in a warehouse. Red Chief Speedy, divert your soft "experience" to Bora please because with all our jokes she is feeling left out of the equation. :) Bora Bora
- Red Chief wrote:
Speedy, divert your soft "experience" to Bora please because with all our jokes she is feeling left out of the equation. :)
Left out? RC YOU ARE THE JOKE!!!! Red Chief Have a sence of humour, Bora. There was nothing insulting in my post. Misery Called Life
- Red Chief wrote:
The hobby of the Global Inveztor:
A Russian Life!
(People feel free to caption!) Bora Bora
- Red Chief wrote:
Have a sence of humour, Bora. There was nothing insulting in my post.
:lol: Red Chief To MCL Well, You like buble gum. This one was flushed if you didn't notice. Wait, I'll give you fresher one soon. I have been chewing it for 15 minutes only. gcarlin37
- bushra21 wrote:
- gcarlin37 wrote:
- bushra21 wrote:
:o
he has stoled it fromz you!
How many jokes do you have of your own? - bushra21 wrote:
oh hush your mouth, i dont recall quoting you in my response :x - gcarlin37 wrote:
And I don't recall reading in the forum rules that one should post only when he is quoted.
Most of the jokes we quote or paraphrase have an unknown author. Thats only what I meant. Speedhump It was anyway a joke so old it had hairs growing on it. You're right, no-one owns it, or whoever did is now not capable of lifting his quill pen to sign a writ for plagiarism :D Speedhump :D :D cynic!!! :P zonker Well, the males are in danger of extinction......its the testosterone doing it to us; aggressive behaviour leads to all kinds of dangers:fighting, fast driving, stress on the heart and other vital organs, and last but not least, is the females goading us ever onwards by acting soft and unprotected..