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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


kensus Ahh! u just confused me on my plans to visit France this year :?
AnnaSvensson THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN > Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half > wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. > > Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and >open to trade especially for someone with cash. > > Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and >convinced of her own beauty. > > Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently going but still >a warm and desirable place to visit. > > Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted >by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. > > Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are > unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. > > Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and > all conquering past but alas, no future. > > After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it >is, but no one wants to go there. > > THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN > > Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq- ruled by a dick. Bleakus i do agree about the last point ;) sage & onion That one is so old, my granfather fell out of his crib laughing at it :lol: :lol: :lol: DaveDXB nice........



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