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Taking a Woman to Bed..


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Me? NONE, I am 88 dear. :D
Burken Ooh, that can mean two things. =) Burken Hmm, which one suits to you? Taxxistre What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you?? Burken Nice.............................. asc_26
Which one suits you? let me guess at 68? :wink: asc_26 1 :?: 2 :?: Tell me. Burken Well 1 can only you know. I really don't know. But 2 means nazi :P asc_26 Me? aint no NAZI. Me always neutral. Burken Well thank GOD for that!!!112+0

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