easternjewel
There was a blind girl who used to hate every one except her boyfrend. She always used to say that "I will marry you if I could see you".
Suddenly one day someone donated eyes to that girl.
When she saw her boyfrend she was shocked to see that he was also blind. Her boyfriend asked "WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW?"
She simply refused him rudely. Her boyfriend did not say a word to her.
He smiled & went away with a letter saying, "Take care of my eyes"
Bleakus
OMG what a dumb a$$
easternjewel
:lol: :lol: exactly my sentiments!
^ian^
What's sweet about that?
What a loser? Who wants a girlfriend that hates everyone anyway?
Nick81
There was a blind girl who used to hate every one except her boyfrend. She always used to say that "I will marry you if I could see you".
Suddenly one day someone donated eyes to that girl.
When she saw her boyfrend she was shocked to see that he was also blind. Her boyfriend asked "WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW?"
She simply refused him rudely. Her boyfriend did not say a word to her.
He smiled, gave her a headbutt, snatched her eyes and went back to the hospital.
Raaaah, much better that way...
^ian^
There was a blind girl who used to hate every one except her boyfrend. She always used to say that "I will marry you if I could see you".
The next day he dumped her arse and went out with a supermodel who could play guitar.
Much better than both of the above :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Nick81
- ^ian^ wrote:
There was a blind girl who used to hate every one except her boyfrend. She always used to say that "I will marry you if I could see you".
The next day he dumped her arse and went out with a supermodel who could play guitar.
Much better than both of the above :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:
bushra21
stupid stupid stupid bitc h
sara_uk
Yeah right!!! Like there is a man that dumb!!! it is more like the other way around :lol:
bonitta
- easternjewel wrote:
There was a blind girl who used to hate every one except her boyfrend. She always used to say that "I will marry you if I could see you".
Suddenly one day someone donated eyes to that girl.
When she saw her boyfrend she was shocked to see that he was also blind. Her boyfriend asked "WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW?"
She simply refused him rudely. Her boyfriend did not say a word to her.
He smiled & went away with a letter saying, "Take care of my eyes"
I thought its a sad love story!!!
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Nick81
You watched City of Angels didn't ya? :lol:
bonitta
I did,LOL. But just once! 8)
Nick81
It doesn't take more than once! Those Hollywood peeps are clever! Without realizing it you'll run to the theater again to watch another Meg Ryan movie!
*shudders at the thought of all em Ryan-Hanks movies*
:oops: Yes I watched them all. I have a sister. And on the other hand this is one of many sacrifices a man has to do for his girlfriend...
bonitta
wow lucky is ur girlfriend...my ex bf used to make me watch these horriable movies, with killing and blood and bla bla bla...
easternjewel
exactly the kind of replies I expected...!@! you guys have no heart, emotions, sentiments!! :evil: :evil:
blah, I thought it was so sucky myself that it was worth sharing :wink:
Nick81
- easternjewel wrote:
exactly the kind of replies I expected...!@! you guys have no heart, emotions, sentiments!! :evil: :evil:
blah, I thought it was so sucky myself that it was worth sharing :wink:
*hugs EJ*
*remembers she is attracted to 2 guys already*
*decides not to confuse her even more*
*backs away slowly*
*waves at EJ*
Um, I do have a heart. But this story was just too much :lol:
Bleakus
its because some guys are more realistic when it comes to these things
easternjewel
- Nick81 wrote:
- easternjewel wrote:
exactly the kind of replies I expected...!@! you guys have no heart, emotions, sentiments!! :evil: :evil:
blah, I thought it was so sucky myself that it was worth sharing :wink:
*hugs EJ*
*remembers she is attracted to 2 guys already*
*decides not to confuse her even more*
*backs away slowly*
*waves at EJ*
Um, I do have a heart. But this story was just too much :lol:
its not that bad being attracted to two guys, you can repeat the diologs and get various reponses :lol:
Nick81
Should I take that as an invitation to join the EJ fanclub? :wink: :lol: :lol:
easternjewel
no kidding :shock:
I cant handle that :lol:
alexandra
that kind of guys exist only in "that kind" of stories.
:roll:
Nick81
- alexandra wrote:
that kind of guys exist only in "that kind" of stories.
:roll:
Well said. Now go get me some breakfast woman! :lol:
Bleakus
^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:
pitbulero
The guy is stupid what the hell is he thinking. It never occured to his mind that if he gets married with the girl and the girl simply give the guy a whore same physique with the girl. How can the guy tell that he is having honeymoon with the girl she love. :lol: