Palkid7
I found those jokes and i wanted to share them with you !! I hope that you like them !! :lol: :lol:
Q: what is common between between a 3 pin plug and the england football team?
A: they're both useless in europe!
Q: what r brazilian soccer fans called?
A: brazil nuts.
Q: how did the soccer pitch end up as triangle?
A: somebody took a corner!
Q: what runs around a soccer field but doesn't move?
A: a fence!
Q: why r the seats at football grounds always cold?
A: cuz there's a fan in every one!
a famous international soccer player was asked 2 appear nude in the centrefold of a glossy new women's magazine. `our intention is 2 photograph u standing nude holding a ball" said the feature's editor. 'i c,' said the footballer. 'what will i be doing with my other hand?
Q: which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
A: all of them, a crossbar can't jump!
Q: what position would a horror film star play, in a football team?
A: ghoulie.
q. why is it so hot after a soccer game? a: cuz all the fans have gone home.
Q: what would david beckham's name be if he was a spice girl?
A: waste of spice
Q: what lights up a soccer stadium?
A: a soccer match.
sage & onion
How about these;
Q: What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl?
A: Waste of Spice
David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank,
"I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
"Yes" replies Beckham "you should have my details on your computer".
"Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call Posh Spice for you?"
"Why do I need help?" asks Beckham. The receptionist replies
"Well David, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker...."
sniper420
- Palkid7 wrote:
I found those jokes and i wanted to share them with you !! I hope that you like them !! :lol: :lol:
Q: what is common between between a 3 pin plug and the england football team?
A: they're both useless in europe!
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that was reeaaaaaaaaaaaaaally good one!
d3vilish_ang3l_88
lol...this is funny sh*t hehehe...
really made my day!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
dave_w_uk
this one was from the last world cup when ronaldinho scored that amazing free kick against england.
Q. why do brazilians make great lovers?
A. because they can lob seaman from 40 yrds