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asc_26 It’s my first time to live in a high-rise residential building. Flat is in 5th Floor (510). I was trying to open the door with the key but the door is not opening. I tried for several minutes with all the keys I have inside my bag. I keep on pressing the doorbell and a half dress man opened the door. I was shocked because what the hell this man doing inside my flat? With my authoritative voice, I asked Who are you? What are you doing here? And the man is pretty clueless, he said sho?! (What in arabic i guess) What are you talking about? I replied, this is my flat how you get inside here? Why are you here? And more more questions from me. I remember I asked the man to get shirt or something. The man replied, Are you crazy? This is my flat?! :evil: What?! How is this possible? Two different people own the flat?! :x We are arguing outside the door and some tenants sneak from their door, also clueless about the commotion. I looked straight at the corridor and read 405. :shock: Jesus! I am in 4th Floor. My face suddenly turned RED and I quickly said SORRY to the man and run straight to the staircase going to 5th Floor. I went to flat 410 instead of 510. :lol: :lol: :lol: Now, I avoid going inside the elevator if the man of 410 is inside. I am still ashame for my blooper. I’ve done several bloopers this week. What’s wrong with me?
sauron I'm not naturally a morning person. One morning, I stopped for petrol on the way to work and decided to pick up some snacks from the shop. But the automatic sliding door wasn't working. I'm quite short, so thought maybe the sensor or however it operates hadn't detected me, so I started jumping up and down on the spot................until a very bemused looking assistant opened the normal, standard glass door for me. On the way back out, I got some very strange looks from the people waiting in the queue for petrol. :oops: :oops: :oops: alexandra hey asc...look at the bright side of the story, u got to meet one of ur neighbors :lol: :lol: :lol: asc_26
Meeting neighbor by arguing first. :lol: We didn't introduce ourselves. I don't like to introduce myself also, he might think I was just acting. :( iceman During our high school summer vacations, me my friend took extra lessons for Chemistry (always hated it). We used to drive to the school and used to use our cars in alternative days...Normally the lessons were during day time. One day I got up and realized that I am late for the class..and it was my turn to take the car. I ran out to car and drove quickly to my friend's place (which was just one block away). On the way I noticed for some reason there are more people in the streets, but I was so worried about class that I just didn't think clear. When I reached at my friend's place I kept ringing his door bell. He came out surprised and asked me what is fuzz about? I said we are very late for lesson and should be get going..! Only then I realized that it was evening and not morning...I actually woke up after having my afternoon nap....! :roll: Imagine if had not to pick him up on the way and reached school :oops: asc_26 Iceman..hahaha! It is a sleepwalk. :D easternjewel Once I was in a mall and my friend called saying he saw my car parked in the malls parking lot while he was leaving from there. I decided to go say hi. While he was still on the phone I reached the lot and saw his car, which I knew was a red corvette.. also parked. There weren’t many cars in the parking because it was during noon. So I started walking towards this car & my friend kept sayin “where are you going, that’s not my car.” I thought he was only being funny and as I ramp-walked my way, the corvette started moving towards me. Again thinking he is only kidding I started walking right opposite towards the car & not until the car was really close & honked I realized someone else driving it. My friend was in another car watching the show & laughing his ass off. :oops: Crunchie I once had an interview with someone about their child. At the end I summed up and said katie'd done really well. The mother said "Charlotte's my daughter, not Katie" How do you scramble out of that one?!!! :roll: iceman
Actually not...coz I got a real sleep Run !
I was the team leader of the SWAT team and we had to blow the building with the bomb...I ordered all my team to evacuate and I was suppose to set the bomb and join them. So when I set the bomb off...I ran as fast as I could (I guess at that time I never heard of remote detonation). I only came to halt when my mom said...hey where are you running with the duvet? I went to sleep while watching the TV in the lounge :wink:
I still enjoy this run :lol: cyrix
:) LOL...aahahhaah.......so tell me...u still live there...after that ?:)

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cyrix
:) LOL...aahahhaah.......so tell me...u still live there...after that ?:) cyrix
:) LOL...aahahhaah.......so tell me...u still live there...after that ?:) Not_Sure i tried on girls underwear once. asc_26
Yes! Actually I will finish transferring my things this weekend. I will never ever go to 4th floor until the tenancy contract is over.
:( emurella i have also tried to let myself into some elses appartment it's easily done if your not used to iving in such a building :oops: ... not_sure do you really wanna be admitting such things ? what kind was it? asc_26
:lol: Nick81 Just got to L.A., still my 1st week there. I was in my building's manager's office talking with her when a babe enters the office too and just sits on a chair. The manager got a phone call so while waiting for her I proceeded on talking with the chick. Wasn't long before I started flirting with her and asking where she studied, where she was from etc etc. She had a weird smile at the time which made me wonder what was going on. That's when the manager finished talking on the phone and introduced me to....her daughter. Needless to say she was cold as hell and I was banging my head on all walls :lol: Maybe it was jealous... Because a few months later I ended up in a short relationship with her. Yes the mom... Don't give me the look, she was divorced...Anyway that's another story and not really what I'd call a blooper :lol: cyrix so like once i baught a t-shirt.....and tried it on and all....everyone in the store was looking at me...sorta in a curious way....i didnt pay much attention to that.... when i got to the counter...and the guy unched it in....the display read "womens T-shirt".. :shock: i swear u cudnt tell ...otherwise....hmm...it was ..as i still believe today...one of those uni sex shirts....and i will not change my opinion on that....:) Not_Sure ok..thats wasnt a blooper...a blooper i sguess is when ur face turns really red or blue because of something u did....And there is this time where it happened to me. Going to Univeristy early in the morning..... came out of the bus have this serious thing i need to do with my pants...had to align things,.,, rather then doing it the proper way and going to the bathroom... thot id save time (since it only needed a couple of seconds) walking up the stairs no one looking..and walls are high on each end but the stair are like a curv..that go right...so as u walk u dont know what or who migh tbe popping out., so i stuck my hands real deep down my pants and started arranging things....few second slater...i look up and i have this girl just sitting on the side @@ starring at me! as if she saw something ubeleivable or confusing....quickly took my hands out....passed by her and said "good morning" HAHAUHAHAHAHA....dam...i was shocked too!....when i entered univerisity...all my buddiess where asking me why my face was soooo red!.....didnt tell them.
alexandra have this serious thing i need to do with my pants...had to align things,.,,
:lol: :lol: :lol: asc_26 :lol: :lol: :lol: Romeo you can get mom and daugther LOL. Not_sure is funny as well. I wanna hear more bloopers. C'mon guys share it with us. alexandra a friend of mine invited me to a party, saying she wants to introduce me to a very cool guy. as we reached the place, i parked the car and some smart a$$ blocks us with his super cool car. i got out of the car and got into a fight with this guy as he did not want to move tha car: and just after i saied to the guy: who do u think u r rich a$$ boy?u think that when ur daddy bought this car 4 u he also bought all the parking places in the city? as my voice was loud enough , my friend got out of the car and saied: Alex this is X, X she is Alex, remember that i told u about her??? :oops: :oops: i wished i could dissapear in that moment i was so ashamed! but the guy was real cool, we r good friends now. :lol: Not_Sure Ashamed...why ashamed....maybe he shud have been reminded that he almost baught everything except for the road he was on lol.... Good job. *any of u ever tell your bosses HOW annoying they are sometimes* ? ;) i have....lol...he was just speechless....(and i did not get fired) alexandra ahhhhhhh story about the boss. i had a funny italian guy as a boss. i was working on an important project with a colleague and he kept disturbing us, every 2 minutes he entered the office and ask: i need this, i need that, can u do this , can u do that, can u call there and bla bla . as what we were doing was so urgent i got irritated and saied to him he is like a pain in the ass :roll: i could not believe what i have saied. i went to him to apologise and he saied: no need to do that, i am used to it, my wife tells me this every day...seems that she is right :lol: Nick81 Blooper (kinda) So I was 5, it was my uncle's wedding. Lots of people, everyone emotional and all. Except maybe for me. I was bored out of my mind. No other kids around, so yeah I was going crazy. So the ceremony begins and the bride enters the church. It was a religious wedding btw which made things THAT much difficult for a 5yr old kid... As she walked past the bench I was sitting on, for a reason that even under hypnosis I wouldn't be able to give you, I decided to jump on her wedding gown's trail... That's bad right? Well what I need to tell ya is that the damn trail wasn't attached to her gown as with some wedding gowns, but to her HAIR. With lots of needles, clips and stuff. From what I've been told her scream was heard by people outside the church. :oops: Needless to say I got the punishment I deserved and my uncle's wife hated me for years. Hell, 20yrs later I am damn sure she still didn't forgive me for this... :lol: alexandra ^^ :lol: :lol: u were so cruel. i am sure she did forgive u but she will never forget Nick81 Actually the whole ceremony was filmed. I'd love to get my hands on that tape... :lol: noni
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA naughty! Nick81 :wink: Ok another one and I was also pretty young there. And stupid if I might add. So I was 10, living in Cyprus. I stayed there for a year and a half during the Lebanese Civil War. I lived in Limassol in a complex right next to the beach. A class mate of mine was my neighbor so we used to hit the beach every day after school. She was kinda cute but when ur 10 those things don't really matter. I don't know if she was early, maybe the girls on the forum can give me their opinion on that one, but that's what happened one day. So we went back to her place after the beach, and had dinner there. We were still in our swimsuits. We then went to her room where she just told me that we'd better change back to our clothes. So on that very day I had my first view of a girl's naked body. She just frickin stripped in front of me. AND while completely naked, she asked me how I found her. Remember, we were both 10 yrs old. I just told her I needed to go and ran out of her room. Her mom asked me what had happened and I told her about it. :lol: :lol: I never went back to her place after that, her parents made damn sure about it! Saw her back in Lebanon 12yrs later. Sadly she wasn't cute at all anymore and didn't remember that story... asc_26 Romeo boy, you're naughty and still naughty! hmmm if i know you're dreaming to wear the gown just like any other little girl. :lol: Nick81
Hey let's turn this into cross-dressing fantasies! :lol:
And enough with the Romeo nickname, only Freza is allowed to use it :P Not_Sure Its hard work! :lol: asc_26
huh?! Not_Sure woooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.....lol 8) asc_26: looks like hes nicely trying to tell u byebye :oops: freza my blooper: My intention was to stab my little sister on the hand with a sharp #2 bencil but the silly girl put up a fight and I ended up stabbing her in the eye. My bad. Sorry, I don't have funny bloopers, just sad ones. Nick81
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I missed ya woman. What's with the new avatar? freza Oh Romeo, Romeo, I see you've been talk-showing again. The avatar..hhmm, 1. it could be me, I'm actually a guy 2. random 3. my boyfriend 4.my lil crush 5. none of the above. which one is it? Nick81 6. I really, really don't want to know. Will kill the magic :lol: freza umm, what magik? asc_26
I don't care. :D Calling him romeo isn't a compliment if he can understand what i meant. :lol: eviltart way back College Life (2004). i was so drunk and my Crap was about to come out... were on the bar with friends, the Washroom was so dirty, so i decided to withdraw it later at school. (school time) the time we reach the gate of the university. i said to my self ... "SHH it i cant make it".. i was to drunk to walk straight in front of the guards (entrance gate). but suddenly my as-s h-ole friend tap my shoulder (very strong tap) while saying .. RELAX guard wont notice us were drunk be cool...( i look at him like 5 second while wondering "is this my shh it???)) i ran like hell to the washroom (guard didnt catch me , im way to fast and i dont know how did i do it. ). in my mind i said " i dont care if this Sh it will roll in my pants. wakkekekekeke... wakeekekkee. after that , i have no underwear. i go to class hanging freely... thats my unforgetable BLOOPERS. i know some has better bloopers than mine.. comon share it .. wakeekkekekeke PEACE PEOPLE PEACE..... zam hehe bloopers ei? ok let me share mine, this was one childhood bloopish... My friends and I was spending the summer vacation in one of the girl's province. One thing that helped us survive the boredom was a bike ride, but we were like 4 girls and we only had 1 bike. So we take turns, and then on my turn, one of the girls hopped into the back and rode w/me. Unfamiliar with the territory, I didnt see us going down in a slope and ohh yes we ended up in a sewerage....ewwwww.......we didnt had any bruises thankfully but we cannot not stop laughing after that!!! :lol:



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