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saving the private feeling of HP


Corcovado
that will be really cool....hmmmm BBQ my favorite
HP
Thanks scarlet , i know you are beautiful no matter what the people say :P fayz I'm in :) Love BBQ's I'll even volunteer to help with the cooking, ^ian^
I miss a good Aussie BBQ.
This is something we need to organise.
Perhaps I could organise one for my birthday. KeithL
He looked at the shoes in your Avatar, Sheila ! :wink:
HP what can i be at your wedding ?? I could help console EJ in case she get too manic or depressed ^ian^ He even remembered shoes. We better watch this guy. Corcovado i might wear a sari ..HP send me some sari pic please HP
I am sugessting some of them or chose and let me know :P


^ian^ I've always wanted to go to a Pakistani wedding. Eros You should try a Sari (Indian dress). Women look gorgeous in a sari!!!

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scarlet HP I am so excited to be wearing " Shalwar kameez " wid red dupata (pakistani dress). :blob4: How did you know it was favourite colour? :lol: This is the one I'm going to wear HP Daddy and fayz habibi will stand at reception by wearing Tradational Shalwar and kameez (Pakistani dress) . Please teach my daddy how to say greeting in arab . I mean " salam ". Greeting doesnt mean " i hate israel" :P . Well daddy shuld let the arab people to kiss on his cheeks ( arab way of meeting) . Girls wouldt do it , so daddy have to tolerate it :0). scarlet will be there as my sister by wearing " Shalwar kameez " wid red dupata (pakistani dress). She will be saying hello to all guests. E.J will be helping kitchen people to make spicy indian food and getting jealous from inside . There will be tears in her eyes and she must be pretending "its because of onion". Concord will come and say to me that " money has been collected from DFM and i bought the diamond ring for corco". Dave will be at door as Gurad. Constant will be dancing like Hell :roll: kanelli
She IS beautiful! fayz
Nah man that ain't true, I'd even be honored to be an usher at your nuptials. Although it'll be a bit confusing are we suppose to throw the rice or save it and cook it the reception? HP
Oye dont ruined my wedding fest by putting extra chilli . I know u do not like me from deep inside. Its better if you help E.J in preparing chicken Biryani :wink: ajb
Corc's seeing as your choosing an outfit does this mean its a YES?? :shock: Corcovado yes yes ...oooh i love BBQ yummy :) scarlet Corcovoda can I be your bridesmaid please? HP i will help to feed all your guests with a big BBQ HP What do people get by making fun of HP’s private feeling? I asked so many times to myself and i never got the answer. last day i went at the tallest building of Denmark ( 35 story) to talk to God. I shouted , no one replied , i though might be God went on summer holidays ? :wink: i was coming back then i heard a angel : " HP stop ". I told him that my Bus ticket will expire and i dont have enough money to buy new ticket. He said " dont worry , tell me why were ya shouting". HP = whenever i give respect to someone , she makes fun of me. angel= who is the b.itch? HP = mind your language angel angel= sorry i became emotional , the reason is that the world is not enough for sweet people like ya . HP = then where shuld i go? angel= Go in hell , all the beautiful girls come in Hell HP = hmmm but i heard that God has hired Pakistani police to beat the people . God also hired British police wid shoot to kill :P angel = why dont ya talk to scarlet HP = hmmm how many times i hurt myself angel = she is very nice and she will be nice wid you. HP = okay i accept :oops:
raidah oh man, do u have moments when ur actually being serious? :lol: im not complaining, most of the times u make me laugh, i just wonder... and one more thing, do u eat anything else besides chicken? :lol: u always talk about cooking chicken HP
i will be serious when my daddy arniegang dies :roll: MaaaD
HP has two passions in life .. and birds :D raidah
how u know that Maaad? u 2 cook together? :P ^ian^ Perhaps the Angel should have told you to jump. Corcovado HP ...scarlet is engaged 8) so u have me ...only me :oops: XRW-147
Birds of a feather flock together. scarlet HP I will be nice with you - I think you are very funny - but I will not be romantic. Who was that picture of the women you posted months ago - she is beautiful. That is enough for you - you do not need to date cyberbabes - you can never be certain what they are truly like.and looks HP
hahah relax girl :0) . I dont have my own airline to travel to Dubai for a date :) . My daddy only own the boat not the airline:0) .
the girl in picture , hmmm i know she is cute but dont be sure , you need to see few pictures before arrive on decision :roll:
let me call angel again :P KeithL HP i think you should go back to pursuing EJ ! she is your true love and I saw the jealousy in her posts when you started chatting Croco up :wink: HP
i promised her not to talk to her anymore . As she was voted against me in poll. easternjewel aww, check out Hp's new location :wink: MaaaD
HP you have a stalker :P HP
maad
i think she loves me and whenever someone go against me , she is always the first one to feel for me :P KeithL
I know you want to.... :wink: HP
what i want to :oops:
corco has broken my heart and now i dont feel like even looking at girls :cry: i have decorated so many dreams in my eyes and all of them were shattered.
:oops: MaaaD so now your gay ? HP
no yet , but now i understand why do men become Gay :roll:
First the indian girl and then arabic girl smashed my heart . If i was singer , i would have been released "broken heart part 2" :oops: KeithL
what you need to find now is a nice Pakistani "Kuddi" :roll: HP
on dubai forum :oops:
corco can learn Urdu/ hindi very quickely and we just need to buy her shalwar and kameez and laal duppta (red desi scarf ) :P
my mother will be happy when she speaks arabic . As we dont know the arabic language , just Quran (the holy book) , my mother will think she is reciting the quran all the time. No matter corco is cursing me all the time . :P . We have to say "jazaak allah " all the time :P raidah oh man, u and Zooty should get together...seem to have the same issue to solve Corcovado
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: my funny funny Ex HP
I am tired of finding Pakistani girl. Once i used to dream to have a beautiful wife and now my hopes are fading . My requirements are also coming down. Very soon my requirements well be like the requirements of a blind man. A blind man just need the girl having two attributes.
The requirements of blind man
1 = bobs
2= couple of holes in body
thats it. If you use a drill machine and make an extra hole inside the body of Zooter and transplant two fake bobs , i bet that blind man will consider him Julia robert :P
I am visiting london for one week and gonna meet 2 Pakistani girls and let see if i find them attractive for marriage . I dont even mind a divorce girls, atleast they know how to cure a relationship because of past accident. HP
I am tired of being play like joker , i have some feeling . Are ya coming Denmark next week or i come over in special "concord" plane ? Corcovado
come over i will cook for u :oops: :oops: HP
Today i cooked minced meat and potato. when i ws cutting onion , tears were flowing in eyes because of chilli . :cry:
Leave the cooking and stuff , first come here and then we will go to London to meet your father in law (mr arniegang) . He has summer house there . But we can get married here and right now :
You have to say yes three times to following questions :
1= do u accept HP?
2= do u accept HP?
3= do u accept HP ?
daddy where the heck u r , i bet you must be trying to put the belt in your kandoora :wink:
If you say accept 3 times , you will become Mrs HP :oops: what a emotional moment for HP in his life :oops: HP &q=shaadi DFM memebers shuld do this :0) watch the video :oops: HP I am sure corco is getting advice of her Brother X-RAW and MAAD . No hurry do it :P Corcovado
True i cant answer Alone... in arab world ,my brothers need to accept first. so lets see what they say...X-Raw and Maaad what do u think? :lol: :lol: XRW-147 This brother from another mother says "Follow your heart sister dear". ajb One down one to go HP!!!!! :D HP
XRW was big brother and he left the decision on her sister . Now it is up to Corco to make the final decision :oops: Wedding ring is ready.
All the people have left but HP is still waiting for the 3rd part of pirates of caribbean. KeithL [quote="HP"]
The Pakistani girls in London are awesome...but better be careful as to what you say/do to them...there have been instances of the so called "honour killings" here lately scarlet HP can we see a picture of the wedding ring? HP
first let her say YES :oops:
i have asked concord to collect money from DFM for ring :0) XRW-147
Those ZDs sure do go a long way. HP
Being a brother , it is very emotional for you , i can feel it :) .
Well i will display the design in a while as i am buzy at work :oops: . She can chose any design or find a ring for herself. It is my first marriage thats why i have no idea :oops:
Where is she today ? XRW-147
Must be out dress shopping... HP
what do u people think?
someone has sent me private message that XRAW is also interested in her :cry: ................its Fayz habibi :roll: Corcovado
oooh oooh i love the ring :love7: but Xraw????? wheres fayz i am going to kill him???? i want maad to accept HP :oops: HP Its done , atleast one brother big has accepted me :oops: take E..J and go for shopping , she can help u in chosing some Pakistani dress :P easternjewel love is in the air :D Corcovado i want a white dress... and i want to carry sunflowers ... ooh and we will wait till war is over ofcourse if maad approves ^ian^ I thought I saw that ring in Carrefour XRW-147
I'm not into incest buddy. HP
everything is ready . u jst need to say " i accept HP as husband and i am not drunk"
Israel stop it please , why r ya playing wid the feeling of muslim brother :oops: Let me get married :roll:
Ian,
shut up man :P ^ian^
Bite Me :lol: HP
i think indian girl must be jealous of us :) . Its time to go for hair cut , i have appointment at 5 :wink:
Corcovado here we are again , ur talking about the indian girl "EJ" .. :evil: :evil: just b4 we get married :? :? i think i have to think again b4 saying yes 8) easternjewel M I invited to this grand wedding??? :D :D Corcovado
if there is any :? cos HP still likes u :lol: :lol: :lol: HP my future wife drinks and how am i gonna manage the wine with chicken curry in Pakistan . She gonna stop drinking otherwise HP can not get married wid girl smoking and drinking :love8: you have to stop drinking otherwise marriage is cancelled :oops: scarlet my australian friend ....console me :cry: E..J help me in packing wedding dress and ring :roll: Corcovado i dont smoke ...but i enjoy a glass of wine every now and then... so the wedding is cancelled .... we can still be friends but i am keeping the ring 8) 8) 8) 8) easternjewel
so now I wonder who the next HP Queen is. All eligible bachelors on DF will have the honor to date with this Handsome carrefour Romeo :lol: HP
NO , HP can not make friendship wid his broken relationship.
E..J shut up and dont laugh at me ......
Thats it HP , thats was the end of a short love now u better get a life HP. :roll: easternjewel Ladies pls! form a queue! HP IS SINGLE AGAIN!! :lol: HP Ladies and Gentlemen , This is the second and last time , HP is disappointed. First time , E.J abused me and now a another girl preferred wine over HP. Now HP wouldnt make any one laugh :roll: HP pack your stuff and leave the Dubai Forum. :roll: E.Jewel , can u translate this song for her please " Yeh Duniya Yeh Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki Nahi" taa taa everyone !! :hello2: HP i forgot to ask keithel , u were talking about some other web site , if u can give me the url , i would like to check them :roll: ses Corcovado noo dont leave the forum , break ups are hard .. we will be ok ... now i am single and ur single ... u will never know maybe love is right infront of u and u cant see it :wink: HP
i came back from airport , i got you message when i was inside plane. I jumped from plane on runway.
I know u love me :oops: ajb
You may have seen the ring .... he lent it to Beyonce to use in a movie recently ..... dodo do do :lol: :lol: HP
scarlet is quite nice girl from Australia , u keep your hands off from her :) ajb now now HP you cant have all the women in the world to yourself!!! You are marrying Corco, EJ wants to attend the wedding so she can object and declare her undying love at the appropriate time ..... and now you want Scarlett all to yourself perhaps as your mistress ..... I believe HP is trying to start a Harem!!! :lol: :lol: HP If I had married 4 years back. I would have been much more responsible in my life and I would have saved a lot. If I just had saved the money that I spent on mobile bills in the past 3 years, i would have had a nice car of my own by now. Now you will ask me why i spent all that money. the answer is simple. I have my physical needs and I do need companionship. Its not something to be ashamed of but its just admitting the way things are. These days girls like to "explore life", they dont want to get married so what can I do. They dont mind all sorts of sexu.al activities. When it comes to having sex, modern girls are smart enough to devise styles of love making, that our mothers must still be unaware of even after 30+ years of marriage but when it comes to cutting the crap and getting married, they are so naive that they respond with "I dont think I am old enough to get married". She is old enough to get laid but she is not old enough to do it the right way. If you have a wife, you get se.x, you get companionship, you get romance, you get care, you get love, you get family life, you get all that you need to live a healthy and clean life. I wish I could be more explicit about my experiences with danish pakistani girls but ...... ..... ajb
Not always true my friend ..... HP
Its true if corco is ready to accept my hand . :oops:
Thats what i read in book when i was 12 years old. I am still dreaming about it :0). Marriage is the default for us when we born. The first time , i saw a naked girl , when i ws 24 :oops: and it was on play boy TV. ''
well :
I didnt read it in history book , our history book always used to curse Indian as cheaters , British as cunning people and Jew as enemy of muslims :) ajb
OMG 24 :shock: :shock: you serious? I guess I am a little (read alot) more corrupted than you! :lol: KeithL
Go HP !!! ....well done,... but think about your kitchen
One will want curry and rice, one will demand donner kebab and the third will convert your kitchen into an open air Barby MaaaD ahem ahem, big brother MaaaD is Against my lebanese sister to wed a pakistani. That is because Pakistan is not using its nuclear bomb to aid hezbollah. So we need to boycott pakistani men until they give full support to the lebanese resistance.. until then we will hide our precious corco from any pakistani attacks in the form of single men who like to cook crappy food and live in denmark. sorry HP, try again. HP I got the nuclear bomb and i will bring it outside the carrefour of Dubai city center . I will be wearing blue sun glasses and black suit . There will be a black suitcase close to me. Come to me and say following code: " Zooter is gay? ". I will say " zooter is certified gay ". Then u have to show me the girl , she will fly wid on Swiss airline to London. I will be having danish passport for her. see u at 8 PM . It is confidential and no gun please. Corcovado
ok i respect ur decision my brother , sorry HP i cant say no KeithL
congratulations HP...you're IN ! :wink: MaaaD
my gun is very big, and i cant detach it .. sorry no deal without my gun. HP
Keithel will also come and in case of emergency he will make me escape .
so come wid gun or missile , we will see . Remember to bring girl :roll: KeithL
No problem... I will give the "girl" a complete body search ...just to make sure she's not armed and dangerous :wink:
HP you can frisk Maaqd...take your time HP
if u ever type " honour killing" on , you will see the name of Pakistan on first page , so back off ..... :P u jst stand and see no CIA or any special agent. Just kill if anyone approach to me and maad.
i will hand-cuff wid girl and run to airport on my private benz. Corcovado i hope i am not the girl u are talking about :evil: :evil: ...cos this girl here " me" will not be treated like an object and get moved and tested my men :? :? i dont want to get married ... and i am going to war 8) 8) 8) HP
sweetheart ,
I will take u in the Business Class of Swiss airline :P . I will book the entire Business class for both of us :P .
Getting married wid me is also like war , so dont u worry :0) Corcovado :lol: :lol: :lol: HP
i need your answer , i have to tell my mom that she is having daughter in law in Dubai. :oops: Corcovado but my brother said no :( .. so i cant say yes HP
Look no one here is at forum , just u and me .............leave the brothers , all brothers are idiots , they dates themselves and whenever their sisters do they declare Jihad against them . Corcovado but its not right ...my brother will kill u and me 8) 8) 8) HP
i would like to die for u :P .
Make eveything ready and go to royal Danish embassy , i am gonna fax them the letter. Dont steal any money from home.
When every thing is read , let me know , i will buy the ticket online for u. I must be waiting for u at airport :P Corcovado i dont know how u like ... ooh and u dont know how i look like either 8) 8) 8) i will be wearing a hat :P HP
I will be having play card in my hand " HP is waiting ". So are ya ready to become my wife :oops: XRW-147
Blood is thicker than water... You are safe sister girl. Corcovado
yeah but my other brother "maad" will be maad 8) 8) MaaaD
yes i am the crazy brother with the gun .. HP, you have been warned. stay away from her and dont try to lure her into eloping with you.. she is going to sit at home and wait for her suitors to come and check her out like any good girl ... Chocoholic Actually they'd make quite a good couple! Corcovado we will ? :roll: :roll: XRW-147
Yes, that is him in my avatar - feel the love. ^ian^
Chop Chop!



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