wishmaster
[color=red]A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Why
did she slap you?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just pressed.
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Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gayato wo bath tub mai bhi security guard ke
saath baithi thi
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Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa: Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.
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A man is doing push ups on the beach. Drunk Santa sees him and starts
laughing loudly and says: 'Sorry to tell you but the women below you has
already left.'
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Santa: My 8 yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms. [/color]
wishmaster
Pappu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the tab mein kahan tha?
Santa: Putar, jaate waqt TU mere paas tha aur aatey waqt mammi ke paas.
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In UK, Santa & Banta saw a poster at a Police station: Two White men wanted for Rape.
Santa: These bloody goraas always get the best jobs
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Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, mainekaha behen
ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
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Teacher: Explain Responsibility?
Pappu: Madam yr blouse has 4 buttons, if 3 buttons break down the entire responsibility'll be on the 4th one.
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