Tom Jones
On Men and Women
ROMANCE MATH:
Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men can't figure this one out.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does..
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument..
WORRIES & SUCCESS:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband..
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
:) :)
RobbyG
Good one Tom.
Absolutely with a core of truth ;)
xty
Very true :D
dida308
yeaaaaaaaaa
Kissy
interesting Mathematics :P
mrworld
lol nice:D