Quiz - Gender Bender

Gus Charles Male or Female? You may not know this, but many non-living things have a gender. 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in,but you Can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a While to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the Right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons Are pushed. 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the Hot air part. 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and Retain water. 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to Pick people up. 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight Shifts to the bottom. 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the Last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be Lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! :lol: d3vilish_ang3l_88 the best one is the one abou the remote control.. nosoup4u nice one Gus Ol' Chap! :) Bleakus very nice post Palkid7 lol now that made my day !! :lol: :lol: :lol: AnnaSvensson :lol: :lol: :lol: sniper420 lol I clicked this topic cos of bender who is my fav character. Here are some pics from gender bender
St.Lucifer nice one :) but i liked this one better two beer or not two beer -- shakes beer. :) AnnaSvensson

• St.Lucifer wrote:
  nice one :)
  but i liked this one better
  
  two beer or not two beer -- shakes beer.
  :)

:lol: :lol: :lol: amadoo02 thanks for this god classifications

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tins210cd made my day alsoo let talk about more non livin things ?? and laugh more Nick81

• sniper420 wrote:
  lol I clicked this topic cos of bender who is my fav character. Here are some pics from gender bender
  

yay! Another futurama fan! NOTHING and I do mean there's NOTHING like getting high with your mates and watching a few dvd's of Futurama... For some reason watching them on my own is a completely different experience. I remember when I watched the episode where Bender gets high on electricity and the scene where they're in space and he pushes the ship in the electrical storm. We almost died laughing... :lol:
Do you like Southpark? The 2nd half of Season 10 is amazing so far... The Make Love not Warcraft episode was out of this world!
Cartman trying to get Clyde to play World of Warcraft to help them get rid of some crazy player:
Cartman - "Clyde if you had a chance to go back in time and stop Hitler wouldn't you do it? I mean I personally wouldn't coz I think he was awesome but you would right?"
Clyde - "I am just going to stop playing"
Cartman - "When Hitler rose to power there were a lot of people who stopped playing. You know who those people were Clyde? The French! Are you French Clyde?"
Clyde - "No!"
Cartman - "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi Clyde?"
Clyde - "Alright, alright I'll do it!!"
:lol: :lol: Oh man I'll never get tired of watching this stuff... sniper420 hhahaa saw the arcraft one was really really good episode ......eventhough i am not great fan of SP this episode rocked..........gona get dvds for this