Question: Do you have a secret...............

onthepalm that would embarass you if your friends/family were to find out? Not necessarily details, but just interesting to know... OTP Dubai Knight No, but I might know one about you! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight onthepalm im so past the point of embarassment mate..... :shock: OTP Dubai Knight Ditto! When I look back at the things I have done and seen in this world, nothing really surprises or shocks me anymore. My family are all totally aware of the skeletons in my closet as I seem to have strewn the bones around the place on numerous occasions. There are one or two secrets I keep from my dogs though, like how to open the food cupboard! :D :D :D Knight Jeevan There are so many that i am afraid to open the closet :) Dubai Knight

• Jeevan wrote:
  There are so many that i am afraid to open the closet :)

Hehe! get a bigger closet!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight farthestpoint

• Dubai Knight wrote:
  
  • Jeevan wrote:
    There are so many that i am afraid to open the closet :)
  
  Hehe! get a bigger closet!
  :lol: :lol: :lol:
  Knight

Hahahahha so funny!
@ Jeevan,
Deny the secret even to yourself, then you wouldn't need a bigger closet! :lol: :lol: :lol:
My secret? It's all buried underground that I couldn't even remember where it is exactly buried. I hope nobody digs it out. :lol: :lol: :lol: Dubai Knight

• farthestpoint wrote:
  
  • Dubai Knight wrote:
    
    • Jeevan wrote:
      There are so many that i am afraid to open the closet :)
    
    Hehe! get a bigger closet!
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Knight
  
  Hahahahha so funny!
  @ Jeevan,
  Deny the secret even to yourself, then you wouldn't need a bigger closet! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  My secret? It's all buried underground that I couldn't even remember where it is exactly buried. I hope nobody digs it out. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gulp!
You are a serial killer?
Or did you have a part in Hollyoaks?
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight farthestpoint @ DK, Hahhahahahhaa Yeah I am a nail serial killer. I bury all my dead nails on the ground. Hahahhaha :lol: We need to encourage OTP to post more, I think he would want to share his best kept secrets :glasses7: This can be cheesy. arniegang my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself

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• arniegang wrote:
  my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself

Is that the one about you being a pole dancer in Mrs Mufti's Muff House down Redlands Road?
Ooops! Did I let that one out the closet!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight arniegang

• Dubai Knight wrote:
  
  • arniegang wrote:
    my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself
  
  Is that the one about you being a pole dancer in Mrs Mufti's Muff House down Redlands Road?
  Ooops! Did I let that one out the closet!
  :shock: :shock: :shock:
  Knight

dam and blast you know :shock:
actually the only mistake was the venue - it was at Pussy Galore's a few doors down from Mrs Mufti's.
:D Dubai Knight

• arniegang wrote:
  
  • Dubai Knight wrote:
    
    • arniegang wrote:
      my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself
    
    Is that the one about you being a pole dancer in Mrs Mufti's Muff House down Redlands Road?
    Ooops! Did I let that one out the closet!
    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    Knight
  
  dam and blast you know :shock:
  actually the only mistake was the venue - it was at Pussy Galore's a few doors down from Mrs Mufti's.
  :D

Yes, I hear the poles there are...greasier!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight arniegang

• Dubai Knight wrote:
  
  • arniegang wrote:
    
    • Dubai Knight wrote:
      
      • arniegang wrote:
        my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself
      
      Is that the one about you being a pole dancer in Mrs Mufti's Muff House down Redlands Road?
      Ooops! Did I let that one out the closet!
      :shock: :shock: :shock:
      Knight
    
    dam and blast you know :shock:
    actually the only mistake was the venue - it was at Pussy Galore's a few doors down from Mrs Mufti's.
    :D
  
  Yes, I hear the poles there are...greasier!
  :lol: :lol: :lol:
  Knight

greasy poles :shock:
do you mean as in slimey spaniards ??
:lol: :lol: Dubai Knight

• arniegang wrote:
  
  • Dubai Knight wrote:
    
    • arniegang wrote:
      
      • Dubai Knight wrote:
        
        • arniegang wrote:
          my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself
        
        Is that the one about you being a pole dancer in Mrs Mufti's Muff House down Redlands Road?
        Ooops! Did I let that one out the closet!
        :shock: :shock: :shock:
        Knight
      
      dam and blast you know :shock:
      actually the only mistake was the venue - it was at Pussy Galore's a few doors down from Mrs Mufti's.
      :D
    
    Yes, I hear the poles there are...greasier!
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Knight
  
  greasy poles :shock:
  do you mean as in slimey spaniards ??
  :lol: :lol:

More likely to be Polish plumbers!
Then I did hear you like to get a Pole in from time to time to get a brush up your U-bend!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight arniegang actually i have two poles working for me and the do indeed put a brush up my U - Bend !!! onthepalm we're a boring bunch of people. no exciting secrets? farthestpoint I think OTP if you start, everybody might follow.... So come on, share it! Don't hide it! onthepalm putting me on the spot eh?? umm........ i once stole a water pistol from my local newsagent, aged 8. is that interesting enough, or do you want dirt? ;) OTP puppypup Oh you want juicy stuff like.....I sniff my armpits like Molly Shannon (Mary Katerine) SUPERSTAR
:toothy1: Dubai Knight

• puppypup wrote:
  Oh you want juicy stuff like.....I sniff my armpits like Molly Shannon (Mary Katerine) SUPERSTAR
  :toothy1:

Thats no secret...It was in 7 Days last week!
OK mine:
To this day, my elder brother believes that the severe damage all down the side of his then pride and joy (a 1962 Austin Healey Sprite) was done by a passing corporation dustcart. (green paint)
It wasn't.
It was me.
On a John Deer tractor!
I was very, very drunk at the time!
:oops: :oops: :oops:
Knight onthepalm DK, Drunk and on a tractor??? im sure theres much more to that story....... :oops: :oops: :) OTP Dubai Knight

• onthepalm wrote:
  DK,
  Drunk and on a tractor??? im sure theres much more to that story.......
  :oops: :oops:
  :)
  OTP

Not really, I grew up on a farm. Not a lot else to do in the cun'ry!
8) 8) 8)
Knight arniegang

• Dubai Knight wrote:
  
  • puppypup wrote:
    Oh you want juicy stuff like.....I sniff my armpits like Molly Shannon (Mary Katerine) SUPERSTAR
    :toothy1:
  
  Thats no secret...It was in 7 Days last week!
  OK mine:
  To this day, my elder brother believes that the severe damage all down the side of his then pride and joy (a 1962 Austin Healey Sprite) was done by a passing corporation dustcart. (green paint)
  It wasn't.
  It was me.
  On a John Deer tractor!
  I was very, very drunk at the time!
  :oops: :oops: :oops:
  Knight

This will of course remain a secret until i next meet Mummy DK
:lol: :lol: :lol: Dubai Knight Mummy DK is non admissable as she is completely off her rocker and now believes she is the Queen of Sweden and is moving to Stockholm! :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight arniegang

• Dubai Knight wrote:
  Mummy DK is non admissable as she is completely off her rocker and now believes she is the Queen of Sweden and is moving to Stockholm!
  :shock: :shock: :shock:
  Knight

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo she isn't
:lol: Dubai Knight

• arniegang wrote:
  
  • Dubai Knight wrote:
    Mummy DK is non admissable as she is completely off her rocker and now believes she is the Queen of Sweden and is moving to Stockholm!
    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    Knight
  
  Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo she isn't
  :lol:

Well she said she liked swede...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight arniegang good job she didnt mention she liked Kiev's then init :lol: Dubai Knight

• arniegang wrote:
  good job she didnt mention she liked Kiev's then init
  :lol:

Or meat balls!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight arniegang goulash even :shock: Andez oh ofcourse......im a lesbian...isnt it such a wonderfull place to be one ? :) (sarcasim..just so u know) Dubai Knight

• Andez wrote:
  oh ofcourse......im a lesbian...isnt it such a wonderfull place to be one ? :)
  (sarcasim..just so u know)

S'funny that. Arnie and I are lesbians too!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight Andez

• Dubai Knight wrote:
  
  • Andez wrote:
    oh ofcourse......im a lesbian...isnt it such a wonderfull place to be one ? :)
    (sarcasim..just so u know)
  
  S'funny that. Arnie and I are lesbians too!
  :shock: :shock: :shock:
  Knight

well isnt that just merry! sage & onion

• Dubai Knight wrote:
  
  • Andez wrote:
    oh ofcourse......im a lesbian...isnt it such a wonderfull place to be one ? :)
    (sarcasim..just so u know)
  
  S'funny that. Arnie and I are lesbians too!
  :shock: :shock: :shock:
  Knight

Really:?: :lol: :?: :lol: :?: :lol: :?: :lol: :?: :lol: Dubai Knight

• sage & onion wrote:
  
  • Dubai Knight wrote:
    
    • Andez wrote:
      oh ofcourse......im a lesbian...isnt it such a wonderfull place to be one ? :)
      (sarcasim..just so u know)
    
    S'funny that. Arnie and I are lesbians too!
    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    Knight
  
  Really:?: :lol: :?: :lol: :?: :lol: :?: :lol: :?: :lol:

Yeah! We like girlies as much as the next carpet muncher!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight arniegang

• Dubai Knight wrote:
  
  • sage & onion wrote:
    
    • Dubai Knight wrote:
      
      • Andez wrote:
        oh ofcourse......im a lesbian...isnt it such a wonderfull place to be one ? :)
        (sarcasim..just so u know)
      
      S'funny that. Arnie and I are lesbians too!
      :shock: :shock: :shock:
      Knight
    
    Really:?: :lol: :?: :lol: :?: :lol: :?: :lol: :?: :lol:
  
  Yeah! We like girlies as much as the next carpet muncher!
  :lol: :lol: :lol:
  Knight

only the best shag pile for us, isnt that right DK
:wink: :wink: Miss_lolly

• onthepalm wrote:
  that would embarass you if your friends/family were to find out?
  Not necessarily details, but just interesting to know...
  OTP

yeahhh
but no one will know abt it since i m alive :D SicnarFranciS

• Miss_lolly wrote:
  
  • onthepalm wrote:
    that would embarass you if your friends/family were to find out?
    Not necessarily details, but just interesting to know...
    OTP
  
  yeahhh
  but no one will know abt it since i m alive :D

[color=green]Is there anyone who can know your secrets, even if your dead? [/color]
[color=green]ROFL[/color] :lol: Dubai Knight

• SicnarFranciS wrote:
  
  • Miss_lolly wrote:
    
    • onthepalm wrote:
      that would embarass you if your friends/family were to find out?
      Not necessarily details, but just interesting to know...
      OTP
    
    yeahhh
    but no one will know abt it since i m alive :D
  
  [color=green]Is there anyone who can know your secrets, even if your dead? [/color]
  [color=green]ROFL[/color] :lol:

Thats when the best secrets are always revealed, particularly if you are a celebrity.
8) 8) 8)
Knight Dubai Knight

• arniegang wrote:
  
  • Dubai Knight wrote:
    
    • sage & onion wrote:
      
      • Dubai Knight wrote:
        
        • Andez wrote:
          oh ofcourse......im a lesbian...isnt it such a wonderfull place to be one ? :)
          (sarcasim..just so u know)
        
        S'funny that. Arnie and I are lesbians too!
        :shock: :shock: :shock:
        Knight
      
      Really:?: :lol: :?: :lol: :?: :lol: :?: :lol: :?: :lol:
    
    Yeah! We like girlies as much as the next carpet muncher!
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Knight
  
  only the best shag pile for us, isnt that right DK
  :wink: :wink:

Absolutely! The cheap stuff chafes terribly!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight onthepalm I can suggest ceramic tiled floor, kinda fun sliding around! :profileright: OTP SicnarFranciS [color=green]And try the black one, you can even see the reflection of your face.[/color] :P farthestpoint Black might be dangerous. The mess would be too prevalent. Hahahhaha :) :lol: :lol: :lol: Dubai Knight

• farthestpoint wrote:
  Black might be dangerous. The mess would be too prevalent.
  Hahahhaha :)
  :lol: :lol: :lol:

That all depends how messy you are!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight onthepalm clean-up should be easier, just bring in the dog/mop from the other thread, and it would be easier to clean than carpet! OTP onthepalm Q to Miss Lolly; This 'to the grave secret'.... secret cos of embarassment, or too hot to handle? OTP :happy1: Miss_lolly it s secret dear ;) no one can handle it just meeee only meee :D Dubai Knight

• Miss_lolly wrote:
  it s secret dear ;)
  no one can handle it
  just meeee
  only meee :D

You can tell us. We won't tell a soul..will we?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight Miss_lolly

• Dubai Knight wrote:
  
  • Miss_lolly wrote:
    it s secret dear ;)
    no one can handle it
    just meeee
    only meee :D
  
  You can tell us. We won't tell a soul..will we?
  :lol: :lol: :lol:
  Knight

will you ....... :roll: