Stevo
Here you go fellas I am sure that with these hum dingeres the ladies will be putty in your hands. :sign10:
· If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
· Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!
· Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned.I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this s-e-x-u-a-l tension and really develop this intense s-e-x life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stress! ed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow s-e-x life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it s-e-x-u-a-l, because we both know where it's going.
· lick ur finger-touch ur chosen one on their clothing-and say-Can i help u out of those wet clothes?
· Can i borrow ur library card? coz i wanna check u out!!
· You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!"
· You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway
· you might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away....
· i've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
· come on, you'll do....
· I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
· You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
· Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
· You must be exhausted, 'cos you've been running through my mind all night...
Chocoholic
OMG - When will guys ever learn that cheap chat up lines like these NEVER WORK!!!
KeithL
Quote:
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Works for me :lol: :lol:
sage & onion
- Chocoholic wrote:
OMG - When will guys ever learn that cheap chat up lines like these NEVER WORK!!!
Come on Chocs, give us a break :lol: I mean you even invited your driver to a party :lol:
Chocoholic
For the millionth time - I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL!!!!!
The best chat up line I ever used on a guy was:
'Nice bum, mind if I cop a feel?' - works everytime.
Stevo
- Chocoholic wrote:
OMG - When will guys ever learn that cheap chat up lines like these NEVER WORK!!!
Well to be honest they are tongue and cheek!! They were taken from a website for the worst chat up lines ever!!!! I think there are worse still and If anyone knows of any that are just plain old wrong, please don't be shy and share them, share them with us all!! :director:
FeiPo
- sniper420 wrote:
- FeiPo wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
OMG - When will guys ever learn that cheap chat up lines like these NEVER WORK!!!
agree!!! :hello1: :hello1: :hello1: :hello1:
Feipo can DF mmebers have the prviledge to ask what line did yorky use?
Better to ask him!!!!! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Stevo
- Chocoholic wrote:
For the millionth time - I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL!!!!!
The best chat up line I ever used on a guy was:
'Nice bum, mind if I cop a feel?' - works everytime.
Nearly any chat up line works on a guy!! The fact that you have a driver is a really good chat up line!!
FeiPo
- Chocoholic wrote:
OMG - When will guys ever learn that cheap chat up lines like these NEVER WORK!!!
agree!!! :hello1: :hello1: :hello1: :hello1:
sniper420
- FeiPo wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
OMG - When will guys ever learn that cheap chat up lines like these NEVER WORK!!!
agree!!! :hello1: :hello1: :hello1: :hello1:
Feipo can DF mmebers have the prviledge to ask what line did yorky use?
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sage & onion
- Chocoholic wrote:
For the millionth time - I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL!!!!!
The best chat up line I ever used on a guy was:
'Nice bum, mind if I cop a feel?' - works everytime.
I know you did, just trying to make things a little light hearted :lol:
produndownmusician
The most beautiful thing is to see some guy in a pub drunk, hitting a girl and saying: Hey babe, you're alone tonight...
I saw once here in dubai me and my buddies we just kept on laughing the entire night...
sniper420
- Chocoholic wrote:
For the millionth time - I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL!!!!!
The best chat up line I ever used on a guy was:
'Nice bum, mind if I cop a feel?' - works everytime.
oh choco u go for bum! Now i understand the saying behing every man there is a hand of woman behind him.
sara_uk
Ok here funny chat up lines but if you got a slap do not blame me.
• Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
• Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
• I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
• So... How am I doin'?
• How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
• Hey, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
• I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
• What do you want for breakfast?
• How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling?
• Let me show you the way to heaven.
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• I'm easy. Are you?
dale
which one would it take to woo u? :wink:
ajb
- Chocoholic wrote:
For the millionth time - I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL!!!!!
The best chat up line I ever used on a guy was:
'Nice bum, mind if I cop a feel?' - works everytime.
:lol: :lol: Chocs we are guys don't ask just grab ... we dont mind!!