smoggie
FFS! strauss anybody?
Del
- smoggie wrote:
FFS! strauss anybody?
I don't think he was under any undue strauss, I think he was just fed up!
smoggie
del....ever thought about becoming a copywriter?
Del
- smoggie wrote:
del....ever thought about becoming a copywriter?
K-Dog
Jenna Pietersen????????? Shes not modeling anymore??
smoggie
That would be a disaster
K-Dog
Del
- K-Dog wrote:
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Fine, but is she any good at cricket?
K-Dog
Probably not but what does that have to do with her resignation?
Del
- K-Dog wrote:
Probably not but what does that have to do with her resignation?
I'm stumped for an answer.
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smoggie
I personally wouldn't mind bowling her a googlie
Del
- smoggie wrote:
I personally wouldn't mind bowling her a googlie
Yeah I'd give her some third leg myself.
smoggie
aye, she can uproot my middle stump anytime fnarr fnarr
flame
- smoggie wrote:
aye, she can uproot my middle stump anytime fnarr fnarr
I'd like to play in her crease!
Del
You obviously know how to bowl a maiden over, smoggie?
smoggie
SADLY NOT....PLENTY OF FURIOUS RUBBING IN THE CROTCH AREA AND STAINED TROUSERS
Del
- smoggie wrote:
SADLY NOT....PLENTY OF FURIOUS RUBBING IN THE CROTCH AREA AND STAINED TROUSERS
Did you have to mention your big red balls on here?
smoggie
you know what del.....some guy called me a tosser the other day....now I know what he means.
Del
- smoggie wrote:
you know what del.....some guy called me a tosser the other day....now I know what he means.
Full tosser? :lol:
smoggie
del....when you are at the crease, rubbing the ball like crazy, do you prefer to do away with the slip and introduce a third man?
Del
- smoggie wrote:
del....when you are at the crease, rubbing the ball like crazy, do you prefer to do away with the slip and introduce a third man?
gtmash
- Del wrote:
- smoggie wrote:
I personally wouldn't mind bowling her a googlie
Yeah I'd give her some third leg myself.
Is it wooden?
Del
- gtmash wrote:
- Del wrote:
- smoggie wrote:
I personally wouldn't mind bowling her a googlie
Yeah I'd give her some third leg myself.
Is it wooden?
It's wood...
smoggie
- Del wrote:
- gtmash wrote:
- Del wrote:
- smoggie wrote:
I personally wouldn't mind bowling her a googlie
Yeah I'd give her some third leg myself.
Is it wooden?
It's wood...
Aye "soft" wood
Dubai Knight
RAOTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks guys for brightening up my day!
Hopefully Muslimbangladeshi, UAEkid and several other Barclays Bankers on the Politics forum don't get this otherwise they will be accusing you of dissing a good Muslim game!
Keep up the good work!
Personally I would get her Silly Mid-Off, make sure she has a Box and introduce my Long Stop...but that would be just be another double entendre!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight
Del
- Dubai Knight wrote:
RAOTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks guys for brightening up my day!
Hopefully Muslimbangladeshi, UAEkid and several other Barclays Bankers on the Politics forum don't get this otherwise they will be accusing you of dissing a good Muslim game!
Keep up the good work!
Personally I would get her Silly Mid-Off, make sure she has a Box and introduce my Long Stop...but that would be just be another double entendre!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight
Del
- smoggie wrote:
- Del wrote:
- gtmash wrote:
- Del wrote:
- smoggie wrote:
I personally wouldn't mind bowling her a googlie
Yeah I'd give her some third leg myself.
Is it wooden?
It's wood...
Aye "soft" wood
K-Dog
Are you going to thank me guys for giving you this material :)
I'm enjoying this cricket lingo. I do need a cricketionary to fully enjoy it though.
sharfraz
- K-Dog wrote:
Are you going to thank me guys for giving you this material :)
I'm enjoying this cricket lingo. I do need a cricketionary to fully enjoy it though.
funny though!!!!!
you posted this somewhere in political forums and here too....
:lol:
smoggie
last one sorry.....
I'm going to bowl this maiden a full length delivery....taking extra care to make sure it's not over pitched (ouch).
This is bound to follow on and see her eyeing up my tail ender culminating in six of the best full tosses.
Howzat??
sharfraz
match abandoned!!!!
due to rain.....players and spectators are getting wet!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol:
Del
- sharfraz wrote:
match abandoned!!!!
due to rain..... players and spectators are getting wet !!!!!!!!!!!:lol:
That often happens when it rains...
uaekid
- Dubai Knight wrote:
RAOTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks guys for brightening up my day!
Hopefully Muslimbangladeshi, UAEkid and several other Barclays Bankers on the Politics forum don't get this otherwise they will be accusing you of dissing a good Muslim game!
Keep up the good work!
Personally I would get her Silly Mid-Off, make sure she has a Box and introduce my Long Stop...but that would be just be another double entendre!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight
nop.... busy downloading porn clips my self LOOOOOL
smoggie
- uaekid wrote:
- Dubai Knight wrote:
RAOTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks guys for brightening up my day!
Hopefully Muslimbangladeshi, UAEkid and several other Barclays Bankers on the Politics forum don't get this otherwise they will be accusing you of dissing a good Muslim game!
Keep up the good work!
Personally I would get her Silly Mid-Off, make sure she has a Box and introduce my Long Stop...but that would be just be another double entendre!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight
nop.... busy downloading porn clips my self LOOOOOL
Heeyyyyyyyyyyy Welcome UAE Kiddy ..... Join the party. We've beeh having a rare old laugh today. Join in buddy. All are welcome!
:wav:
muslimbangladeshi
Actually I think England should tour Bangladesh for a 3 Test, 5 ODIs, and 2 T20s series.
I think Bangladesh has a very good chance of defeating England in at least some matches. Certainly a few ODIs, and maybe T20s too. T20s are hard to predict.
For a 3 test series playing at home, Bangladesh (improbable) may even defeat England 1-0 or draw it 1-1.
England are n't a very strong side IMO. Bangladesh needs to strengthen our batting line up, our domestic cricket leagues with improvements in quality of pitch, more funds being poured into cricket talent scouting and more funds devoted as prize money.
My opinions.
sage & onion
- muslimbangladeshi wrote:
Actually I think England should tour Bangladesh for a 3 Test, 5 ODIs, and 2 T20s series.
I think Bangladesh has a very good chance of defeating England in at least some matches. Certainly a few ODIs, and maybe T20s too. T20s are hard to predict.
For a 3 test series playing at home, Bangladesh (improbable) may even defeat England 1-0 or draw it 1-1.
England are n't a very strong side IMO. Bangladesh needs to strengthen our batting line up, our domestic cricket leagues with improvements in quality of pitch, more funds being poured into cricket talent scouting and more funds devoted as prize money.
My opinions.
Frankly speaking you have no chance in beating England or any other
1st class cricketing side.