Barzie
Sorry that must have come off the wrong way. No its no a swinger party and no its not a dating thing. I was basically interested people in my age group that were into similar things.
I don't enjoy the club scene in Dubai that much and I find it much easier to have a good banter in a comfortable environment over a few drinks.
Barzie
Hi all,
Only recently joined this forum. I have lived in Dubai for 4 years now and the best times Ive had in Dubai are at house parties.
So i there are any 20-30yr olds out there that want to meet some new people drop me a line with a brief description of yourself. Ill host a small gathering at my house (villa in jumerah). Could possibly do this on a regular basis but at alternating venues. So email me or PM or post a reply as to what you lot think. By the way I'm a 25yr old aussie, got a few good friends out here but I'd like to broaden my horizons.
Glory
so you swing? i'm a swinger!
FeiPo
Love match club???????? :shock:
sa4877
Feipo.... love match club you said??? have you found your ex-lover yet???? or are you already looking out for something else!!
By the way... I run a 'love match club'.... send me your details.
Trinny
hey i'll come to your party
Trinny
Yeah what ever, get over yourself already!!!!!
Liban
Did the thought of participating on a man on man love triangle excite you that much!!?!??!?? :shock:
ISH
yo am on as long as i bring couple of females wit me aiiite
i$h
Glory
did someone say forum orgy? yorks, lets go tag team some bitches.
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Liban
Orgies?? Bitches?? I want in too!!!!!!!!
sniper420
i wanna party gimme ur address i will bring my gang i am 20 yr old handsome looking male, single ready to mingle and tingle and good looking mademoiselle. 8) YO!
sa4877
Hey Mate... I'm in.
Glory
I insist there be an orgy damn it!
Barzie
Gee Glory.....I dont think your getting an invite. Maybe we can all chip in and get you a blow up doll or something
Liban
Can you have you party by the early fall? That way I can be there to bless and humble you all... :lol:
ISH
yo peeps is trippin up in this joint damnn the guy said a clean party aint no hoes juss play ur cards right den u get pussy unless u want me to bring hoes coz am ready fo that 2 hehehehehhe
i$h
Glory
I dont care what happens IM GETTING NAKED!! even if you're all just playing cards.
Liban
I will throw darts at you then.... :shock:
ISH
hahahahah damnnn dey gettin crazy hahahahahha
i$h
Liban
Its gettin' hot in here, so take you clothes off....
sniper420
- Liban wrote:
I will throw darts at you then.... :shock:
Then his target betta be his DING DING. That way Glory will lose his glory :lol:
Glory
hahahahah
my mighty wang is made of steel!
Liban
My darts have built in steel cutters.... :wink:
Glory
my wang has a mini patriot missile site that can shoot down darts
Liban
Problem is that my darts incorporate stealth bomber technology stolen by the mossad from the americans and then stolen from the mossad by myself.... So your missils cannot see them comming until its too late....
Glory
Yeah, i gots double agents who can destroy your misslies before they even launch.SABOTAGE!
Liban
Ooops, my operatives just finished killing them off... They also managed to get the coordinates of your layer before finishing them off...
Uh oh!! :oops:
Glory
you can never kill me, i have clones! imagine my sexiness multiplied!
THE HORORORRORO
Liban
The scientist who made your clones is on my payroll, I ordered him to transplant partial gender changing killer genes... In a short while, your dick will fall off, your balls will shrivel, you will grow breasts, have a second hole where none existed before, become very horney but not be able to get laid because the genes will maintain your body and facial hair and your male voice.
Then you will die.... :wink:
sniper420
Sniper420 ties Liban and Glory in Barzie party and entertains the guests by playing "pinning the cat's DING DING". No body manages to pin these belligerent men so Sniper420 takes his Pacifist sniper rifle . DASH DASH. pins em with his paci-bullets. no agents or scientists, no stealth was needed. Now the Barzie's house is at peace without Glory and Liban and thus Sniper420 won the hearts of many aussie chicks in the party for being "pacifist" and turning those peace-killers -eunuchs, so without testosterone they can entertain the guests by singing by their sweet "boy" voices. Thus, Barzie, sniper420 and the guests enjoyed the parties everafter. Happy Ending! :lol:
Liban
While sniper420 does that, he finds himself unaware of a strategic alliance between Liban, Glory, and a yet unidentified third person at the party. That person slowly walks up behind sniper420 as he prepares to hurt Liban and Glory and WHAM! sticks a baseball bat up sniper420's ass then ties plum-weights on sniper420's balls and hangs him in the air for Liban to throw darts at him that explode on impact. Glory is allowed to participate.
Glory
yeah, and we don't even have lube on the bat!
Liban
Nope, no lub because we need to save that for the whores...
sniper420
Sniper420 shows his smartness again. Liban and Glory gets the impersonator of Sniper420. As the impersonater gets ready to shoot those kill-joy fools a guy with bat (so-called third person) strikes with his bat and then yak yak yak. Sniper420 does his job and now has six balls to juggle :lol: Sniper420 saved the Barzie's party and gets smootches from aussie chicks! THAZ WHAz I CALL AUSSIE SMMOCHZZIE :twisted:
sa4877
Phew....what a party!!. super ending... enjoyed myself guys. Thanx. Burp. Burp
FeiPo
- sa4877 wrote:
Feipo.... love match club you said??? have you found your ex-lover yet???? or are you already looking out for something else!!
By the way... I run a 'love match club'.... send me your details.
Haha
I am in Dubai now.... already met a couple of cute guys :lol: :lol: :lol:
ex-lover??? who is he??? hahaaa
sa4877
ha ha ha... thats the attitude Fat Chicky. All the best. Enjoy yourself in Dubai. Don't get caught drikning. Drinking = 100 lashes!! :P
sa4877
ha ha ha... thats the attitude Fat Chicky. All the best. Enjoy yourself in Dubai. Don't get caught drikning. Drinking = 100 lashes!! :P
FeiPo
- sa4877 wrote:
ha ha ha... thats the attitude Fat Chicky. All the best. Enjoy yourself in Dubai. Don't get caught drikning. Drinking = 100 lashes!! :P
Thank you.... I will enjoy myself with all these cute guys
Glory
DRINKS?!?!?!?!?!
INFIDELS!!
Liban
The grand vizir will decapitate you for even thinking of the word alcohol....
They decapitated the wrong head in the sniper420's case.... :lol:
sniper420
- Liban wrote:
The grand vizir will decapitate you for even thinking of the word alcohol....
They decapitated the wrong head in the sniper420's case.... :lol:
yEAH POOR FAKE sniper420 :( Anyways after Liban's ding ding was gone he was tamed and he joins the party but Glory was still aggressive so we decided to play "tail the cat". everytime anyone hits the dart in his buttocks, Glory (who is tied to a pole with his back facing the revellers) would admire the shooter with his pompous words! :lol:
sniper420
Now the MAIN question is: Where is the producer? - Barzie. Would she invite us and get the party roilling? Damn we wrote 5 pages of script for her party. She betta invite us else :twisted:
Liban
Seriously, all this time and effort to make the party as eventful as possible and no invite yet???
What gives? :shock:
Glory
HOHOHOHO you all suck!
sniper420
It's all becos of Liban and Glory. If you guys would have talked about the "shoot the dick" game she would have invited us. Damn. Barzie I promise I will switch my gun's safety on and wont try to smootch the chicks. waaaaaaaaaaaah :crybaby:
Barzie
By the way Im not female, and im only coressponding with those that are messaging me.....
sa4877
I'm not invited yet... sob sob sob...
sniper420
- Barzie wrote:
By the way Im not female, and im only coressponding with those that are messaging me.....
LOL :lol: well r there cute females in ur party?
sniper420
bump
ISH
this guy is lyin i would get gurls but he aint got no crib in jumera nor any place its prolly a 1 room shack hahhahahah LAIR
I$H
Yippy_69
So wassup with the girls????
BobbieMasoner
I must be the baby of this bunch then, huh?
18.. :roll:
sniper420
U 18! PERRRRRRRRRRFECT for moi! :D
laila k m
I must be the baby of this bunch then, huh?
18..
no i'm the youngest .i'm 17
sniper420
- laila k m wrote:
I must be the baby of this bunch then, huh?
18..
no i'm the youngest .i'm 17
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! Come to ze party then! :D
mAJOR pAIN
- sniper420 wrote:
- laila k m wrote:
I must be the baby of this bunch then, huh?
18..
no i'm the youngest .i'm 17
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! Come to ze party then! :D
Yes !!!! come please !!! come !!!! come !!!! come !!! :twisted:
FeiPo
:? animals!
mAJOR pAIN
oh this is the second time ......... hmmmmm do i sense a crave for attention here????
everytime we go after liala k you react !!!!! hmmmm
alright you can come to if you want !!! :D :lol:
sniper420
Yeah we are dogs we bark when we see beau chicks including u!
sa4877
what a whle lot of crap!!. when/where is the frickin party???? huh?
kilani
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True that sa4877 , stick to the freakin topic !! [/color]
Liban
In your photo, Kilani, are you performing the mating pose for your chimp Kilana? In order to trick her into thinking that you are an ape also? It works, you do look like an ape in that photo...
chap1979
AFTER READING QUITE A FEW CONVERSATIONS, I FIND THIS GUY LIBAN VERY RUDE AND UNCIVILISED.
INVITE HIM TO PARTIES ONLY AFTER HIS SCREW IS TIGHTENED
kilani
- Liban wrote:
In your photo, Kilani, are you performing the mating pose for your chimp Kilana? In order to trick her into thinking that you are an ape also? It works, you do look like an ape in that photo...
[color=red]
i was actually waiting for you tp pass underneath so i can shit on u .. [/color]
sniper420
- chap1979 wrote:
AFTER READING QUITE A FEW CONVERSATIONS, I FIND THIS GUY LIBAN VERY RUDE AND UNCIVILISED.
INVITE HIM TO PARTIES ONLY AFTER HIS SCREW IS TIGHTENED
Well he is just kidding chap. I know he sounds rude but he is trying to b funny.