- Metaphor79 wrote:
Buddy what have you done last night?? :D
Last night was quite boring actually!
The ONS happened in my dreams :lol: Hence this post :lol: Metaphor79
- Misery Called Life wrote:
- Metaphor79 wrote:
Buddy what have you done last night?? :D
Last night was quite boring actually!
The ONS happened in my dreams :lol: Hence this post :lol: - Metaphor79 wrote:
Very constructive thinking! :D
Never underestimate causal relationships – not the best thing to do but save you from emotional and $exual starvation.
Always her place- if disappointed, you can run off easily.
If no freaky incidents - a breakfast is a sign of humane $.e.x not bang-and-run animal act.
If like the conquest- keep a room for on/off colonization. You never know it can turn into something amazing.
The best of all, get yourself a girlfriend or a wife. Misery Called Life ^^^ Nice reply, Constructive Thinking indeed :D In college there was very clear protocol. Frat party, girl at your room, next morning girl does the walk of shame ( essentially enforced by guys that could never score) an alternate would be the window. Then I transferred to Dubai, and the party scene was quite different. Now as a graduate I guess the protocol governing ONS has changed again. Hence the post! Metaphor79
- Misery Called Life wrote:
^^^ Nice reply, Constructive Thinking indeed :D
In college there was very clear protocol. Frat party, girl at your room, next morning girl does the walk of shame ( essentially enforced by guys that could never score) an alternate would be the window. Then I transferred to Dubai, and the party scene was quite different.
Now as a graduate I guess the protocol governing ONS has changed again. Hence the post!
The change is that the walk of shame happens on SZR. :lol: Bora Bora
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
^^^ Nice reply, Constructive Thinking indeed :D
In college there was very clear protocol. Frat party, girl at your room, next morning girl does the walk of shame ( essentially enforced by guys that could never score) an alternate would be the window. Then I transferred to Dubai, and the party scene was quite different.
Now as a graduate I guess the protocol governing ONS has changed again. Hence the post!
The change is that the walk of shame happens on SZR. :lol: - Misery Called Life wrote:
And that walk isn't always by women!!! Misery Called Life
- Metaphor79 wrote:
Never underestimate causal relationships – not the best thing to do but save you from emotional and $exual starvation.
Always her place- if disappointed, you can run off easily.
If no freaky incidents - a breakfast is a sign of humane $.e.x not bang-and-run animal act.
If like the conquest- keep a room for on/off colonization. You never know it can turn into something amazing.
The best of all, get yourself a girlfriend or a wife.
Actually I'd prefer my place. It's like an extension of my personality.
Yea I'd like breakfast too. Lets see how many opinions we can get before we arrive at a consensus. Metaphor79
- Bora Bora wrote:
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
^^^ Nice reply, Constructive Thinking indeed :D
In college there was very clear protocol. Frat party, girl at your room, next morning girl does the walk of shame ( essentially enforced by guys that could never score) an alternate would be the window. Then I transferred to Dubai, and the party scene was quite different.
Now as a graduate I guess the protocol governing ONS has changed again. Hence the post!
The change is that the walk of shame happens on SZR. :lol: - Misery Called Life wrote:
And that walk isn't always by women!!! - Metaphor79 wrote:
Hey kitty! It’s always good to see your posts.
The SZR walk of shame was just a joke.
Seriously, why would a woman feel ashamed of a causal relationship AS LONG AS she’s NOT betraying anybody (family, husband, or bf) or anything (religion, culture or principle). The same rule holds true for a man. Speedhump I don't go for ONS, don't really like them, but on the rare occasions I did, it's her place, and forget breakfast, favour leaving at 4 a.m. after a farewell f*ck with, 'I do really have to work early tomorrow (today)' calling the day after just to say hi and test the water (if you know the girl, or the number!). No shame on either side necessary.
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Chocoholic Well if you pulled someone with beer goggles on and sober up during the night, making an excuse to get rid post haste is a good option. If you manage to stick around till morning, tea, coffee, brekky are normally on the cards. People over analyse ONS, they are what they are, a bit of fun and pretty much it. Bora Bora
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Bora Bora wrote:
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
^^^ Nice reply, Constructive Thinking indeed :D
In college there was very clear protocol. Frat party, girl at your room, next morning girl does the walk of shame ( essentially enforced by guys that could never score) an alternate would be the window. Then I transferred to Dubai, and the party scene was quite different.
Now as a graduate I guess the protocol governing ONS has changed again. Hence the post!
The change is that the walk of shame happens on SZR. :lol: - Misery Called Life wrote:
And that walk isn't always by women!!! - Metaphor79 wrote:
Hey kitty! It’s always good to see your posts.
The SZR walk of shame was just a joke.
Seriously, why would a woman feel ashamed of a causal relationship AS LONG AS she’s NOT betraying anybody (family, husband, or bf) or anything (religion, culture or principle). The same rule holds true for a man. - Bora Bora wrote:
Well seeing as 9 out of 10 are guilty of one of the above, we may have to add another lane to SZR. :lol: RobbyG
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Bora Bora wrote:
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
^^^ Nice reply, Constructive Thinking indeed :D
In college there was very clear protocol. Frat party, girl at your room, next morning girl does the walk of shame ( essentially enforced by guys that could never score) an alternate would be the window. Then I transferred to Dubai, and the party scene was quite different.
Now as a graduate I guess the protocol governing ONS has changed again. Hence the post!
The change is that the walk of shame happens on SZR. :lol: - Misery Called Life wrote:
And that walk isn't always by women!!! - Metaphor79 wrote:
Hey kitty! It’s always good to see your posts.
The SZR walk of shame was just a joke.
Seriously, why would a woman feel ashamed of a causal relationship AS LONG AS she’s NOT betraying anybody (family, husband, or bf) or anything (religion, culture or principle). The same rule holds true for a man. - Bora Bora wrote:
Thats why the Atheist or Agnost is gaining ground in the World. No betrayal, no damage, just Freedom :D
Even conservative America has about 45 percent non-believers now and growing... Speedhump
- RobbyG wrote:
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Bora Bora wrote:
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
^^^ Nice reply, Constructive Thinking indeed :D
In college there was very clear protocol. Frat party, girl at your room, next morning girl does the walk of shame ( essentially enforced by guys that could never score) an alternate would be the window. Then I transferred to Dubai, and the party scene was quite different.
Now as a graduate I guess the protocol governing ONS has changed again. Hence the post!
The change is that the walk of shame happens on SZR. :lol: - Misery Called Life wrote:
And that walk isn't always by women!!! - Metaphor79 wrote:
Hey kitty! It’s always good to see your posts.
The SZR walk of shame was just a joke.
Seriously, why would a woman feel ashamed of a causal relationship AS LONG AS she’s NOT betraying anybody (family, husband, or bf) or anything (religion, culture or principle). The same rule holds true for a man. - Bora Bora wrote:
Thats why the Atheist or Agnost is gaining ground in the World. No betrayal, no damage, just Freedom :D
Even conservative America has about 45 percent non-believers now and growing... - Metaphor79 wrote:
Robmeister you are on a HEAVY anti-religion kick this week! I'm not objecting, but just wondering what was the epiphany (great word to use in the circumstances..) that you experienced to bring it on so hard...?? ;) Some orthodox Greek priest step on your nutsack while you were lying in Vondel Park? Jehova's Witness, steal your doorbell? What ?
Come sit in the confessional and tell all..... :P :twisted: RobbyG
- Speedhump wrote:
- RobbyG wrote:
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Bora Bora wrote:
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
^^^ Nice reply, Constructive Thinking indeed :D
In college there was very clear protocol. Frat party, girl at your room, next morning girl does the walk of shame ( essentially enforced by guys that could never score) an alternate would be the window. Then I transferred to Dubai, and the party scene was quite different.
Now as a graduate I guess the protocol governing ONS has changed again. Hence the post!
The change is that the walk of shame happens on SZR. :lol: - Misery Called Life wrote:
And that walk isn't always by women!!! - Metaphor79 wrote:
Hey kitty! It’s always good to see your posts.
The SZR walk of shame was just a joke.
Seriously, why would a woman feel ashamed of a causal relationship AS LONG AS she’s NOT betraying anybody (family, husband, or bf) or anything (religion, culture or principle). The same rule holds true for a man. - Bora Bora wrote:
Thats why the Atheist or Agnost is gaining ground in the World. No betrayal, no damage, just Freedom :D
Even conservative America has about 45 percent non-believers now and growing... - Metaphor79 wrote:
Robmeister you are on a HEAVY anti-religion kick this week! I'm not objecting, but just wondering what was the epiphany (great word to use in the circumstances..) that you experienced to bring it on so hard...?? ;) Some orthodox Greek priest step on your nutsack while you were lying in Vondel Park? Jehova's Witness, steal your doorbell? What ?
Come sit in the confessional and tell all..... :P :twisted: - RobbyG wrote:
I guess the pro-movement is talking too much. I am merely balancing the sheets here.
I had enough already...we are approaching fair value again ;) Metaphor79
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Actually I'd prefer my place. It's like an extension of my personality.
Yea I'd like breakfast too. Lets see how many opinions we can get before we arrive at a consensus.
Remember, we're talking about ONS, so your personality or any of its extensions is not really required to leave a good impression. In fact what you need here is one of your body extensions, i.e, your ability to plow the dry soil. :D RobbyG
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Actually I'd prefer my place. It's like an extension of my personality.
Yea I'd like breakfast too. Lets see how many opinions we can get before we arrive at a consensus.
Remember, we're talking about ONS, so your personality or any of its extensions is not really required to leave a good impression. In fact what you need here is one of your body extensions, i.e, your ability to plow the dry soil. :D - Misery Called Life wrote:
You probably mean something like this: :D
Metaphor79
- RobbyG wrote:
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Actually I'd prefer my place. It's like an extension of my personality.
Yea I'd like breakfast too. Lets see how many opinions we can get before we arrive at a consensus.
Remember, we're talking about ONS, so your personality or any of its extensions is not really required to leave a good impression. In fact what you need here is one of your body extensions, i.e, your ability to plow the dry soil. :D - Misery Called Life wrote:
You probably mean something like this: :D
- Metaphor79 wrote:
Hahahahahaha. Where on earth did you find this image??
Keep it coming. :D RobbyG
- Metaphor79 wrote:
Hahahahahaha. Where on earth did you find this image??
Keep it coming. :D
The Metaphor:
- Quote:
- Metaphor (from Latin metaphoria; see the Greek origin below), is a figure of speech and or phrase that one word as being or equal to a second object in some way. This device is known for usage in literature, especially in poetry, where with few words, emotions and associations from one context are associated with objects and entities in a different context. It compares two subjects without using 'like' or 'as'. Compared to simile, the metaphor takes us one step further than the simile. Instead of asking us to picture one thing as being like another, the metaphor asks us to picture one thing as being the other. The term derives from Greek μεταφορά (metaphora), or "transference"[1], from μεταφέρω (metaphero) "to carry over, to transfer"[2] and that from μετά (meta), "between"[3] + φέρω (phero), "to bear, to carry".[4]
Antique farm tools.info ;)
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Actually I'd prefer my place. It's like an extension of my personality.
Yea I'd like breakfast too. Lets see how many opinions we can get before we arrive at a consensus.
Remember, we're talking about ONS, so your personality or any of its extensions is not really required to leave a good impression. In fact what you need here is one of your body extensions, i.e, your ability to plow the dry soil. :D - Misery Called Life wrote:
Ye kno, I'd prefer my woman waking up and feeling Good! As opposed to waking up in some guy's dirty apartment, hungover, and saying to herself that ain't happening again, or What a mistake?
Besides a good and a well designed apartment is like sensory flirting, it definitely leaves a good impression.
And now the tool, endowment is significant no doubt, but a ONS is essentially personality driven. RobbyG
- Misery Called Life wrote:
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Actually I'd prefer my place. It's like an extension of my personality.
Yea I'd like breakfast too. Lets see how many opinions we can get before we arrive at a consensus.
Remember, we're talking about ONS, so your personality or any of its extensions is not really required to leave a good impression. In fact what you need here is one of your body extensions, i.e, your ability to plow the dry soil. :D - Misery Called Life wrote:
Ye kno, I'd prefer my woman waking up and feeling Good! As opposed to waking up in some guy's dirty apartment, hungover, and saying to herself that ain't happening again, or What a mistake?
Besides a good and a well designed apartment is like sensory flirting, it definitely leaves a good impression.
And now the tool, endowment is significant no doubt, but a ONS is essentially personality driven. - Metaphor79 wrote:
I like the farmtool better. 'It pokes more consistently' :D Misery Called Life
- RobbyG wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Actually I'd prefer my place. It's like an extension of my personality.
Yea I'd like breakfast too. Lets see how many opinions we can get before we arrive at a consensus.
Remember, we're talking about ONS, so your personality or any of its extensions is not really required to leave a good impression. In fact what you need here is one of your body extensions, i.e, your ability to plow the dry soil. :D - Misery Called Life wrote:
Ye kno, I'd prefer my woman waking up and feeling Good! As opposed to waking up in some guy's dirty apartment, hungover, and saying to herself that ain't happening again, or What a mistake?
Besides a good and a well designed apartment is like sensory flirting, it definitely leaves a good impression.
And now the tool, endowment is significant no doubt, but a ONS is essentially personality driven. - Metaphor79 wrote:
I like the farmtool better. 'It pokes more consistently' :D - Misery Called Life wrote:
If it's indeed a farm tool don't forget a lubricant :lol: Metaphor79
- Misery Called Life wrote:
- Metaphor79 wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Actually I'd prefer my place. It's like an extension of my personality.
Yea I'd like breakfast too. Lets see how many opinions we can get before we arrive at a consensus.
Remember, we're talking about ONS, so your personality or any of its extensions is not really required to leave a good impression. In fact what you need here is one of your body extensions, i.e, your ability to plow the dry soil. :D - Misery Called Life wrote:
Ye kno, I'd prefer my woman waking up and feeling Good! As opposed to waking up in some guy's dirty apartment, hungover, and saying to herself that ain't happening again, or What a mistake?
Besides a good and a well designed apartment is like sensory flirting, it definitely leaves a good impression.
And now the tool, endowment is significant no doubt, but a ONS is essentially personality driven. - Metaphor79 wrote:
Obviously personality and looks facilitate ONS, but I believe ONS is essentially lust driven.
Let's not confuse casual relationships and dating.If the girl is a potential girlfriend, I sure prefer to take her to my place, hoping the cleaner was there a few hours earlier. :D Misery Called Life
- Speedhump wrote:
I don't go for ONS, don't really like them, but on the rare occasions I did, it's her place, and forget breakfast, favour leaving at 4 a.m. after a farewell f*ck with, 'I do really have to work early tomorrow (today)' calling the day after just to say hi and test the water (if you know the girl, or the number!).
No shame on either side necessary.
Ahh so I see it's Bang, bang, Thank You Maam!
I wish I could try that, but she'd probably say, what u think ur Brad Pitt? Get back down here I'm not done yet! :lol: Red Chief
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Ahh so I see it's Bang, bang, Thank You Maam!
I wish I could try that, but she'd probably say, what u think ur Brad Pitt? Get back down here I'm not done yet! :lol:
Exactly. Such a mature woman is so hungtry and ugly. That's why you need to work hard and have good imagination to finish your job well, student.
Nothing is free in Dubai. Your choice. :D dresden If she was good, you're obliged to stay for the complimentary breakfast. Otherwise, you could try the 'dash @ the crack of dawn'. haha Speedhump
- dresden wrote:
If she was good, you're obliged to stay for the complimentary breakfast.
Otherwise, you could try the 'dash @ the crack of dawn'.
haha
Remember, most good looking girls don't cook. Get out when the c*ck crows (and yours stops) ;) dresden Touche. hard to argue against pure logic. portland When it comes to ONS, hmmm it depends whose the chick im with... If ugly forget the breakfast. If pretty stay together and have breakfast on bed together. Bora Bora OK, so you guys think it's one-sided, all on your side. Well, wrong, wrong, wrong. Do you really believe that a woman hasn't thrown on her clothes, looking back at some male disaster laying in the bed, and saying "I'll be in touch", taking the stairs two at a time with shoes in hand? You all think that is your basic right. Think again. You are not all bucking broncos/great lovers in the sack and could use a guidebook on "how to". Metaphor79
- Bora Bora wrote:
OK, so you guys think it's one-sided, all on your side. Well, wrong, wrong, wrong. Do you really believe that a woman hasn't thrown on her clothes, looking back at some male disaster laying in the bed, and saying "I'll be in touch", taking the stairs two at a time with shoes in hand? You all think that is your basic right. Think again. You are not all bucking broncos/great lovers in the sack and could use a guidebook on "how to".
"How to" run off from OSD?? :D Speedhump
- Bora Bora wrote:
OK, so you guys think it's one-sided, all on your side. Well, wrong, wrong, wrong. Do you really believe that a woman hasn't thrown on her clothes, looking back at some male disaster laying in the bed, and saying "I'll be in touch", taking the stairs two at a time with shoes in hand? You all think that is your basic right. Think again. You are not all bucking broncos/great lovers in the sack and could use a guidebook on "how to".
Hmm, coming from the wrong angle here. Just because only male perspectives were given so far, nothing here said that women don't do it too! Ease your white knuckles off that hatchet handle a little hun, you may do someone some damage with that thing! :lol: 8)
I admit though it is funny to read all us lotharios (me a former one, in retirement) giving our opinions, but that was what was requested! :P Chocoholic Touche BB! Can't agree more. dresden
- Bora Bora wrote:
OK, so you guys think it's one-sided, all on your side. Well, wrong, wrong, wrong. Do you really believe that a woman hasn't thrown on her clothes, looking back at some male disaster laying in the bed, and saying "I'll be in touch", taking the stairs two at a time with shoes in hand? You all think that is your basic right. Think again. You are not all bucking broncos/great lovers in the sack and could use a guidebook on "how to".
Sounds like you speak from experience?
Speak for yourself!
Bora Bora
- dresden wrote:
- Bora Bora wrote:
OK, so you guys think it's one-sided, all on your side. Well, wrong, wrong, wrong. Do you really believe that a woman hasn't thrown on her clothes, looking back at some male disaster laying in the bed, and saying "I'll be in touch", taking the stairs two at a time with shoes in hand? You all think that is your basic right. Think again. You are not all bucking broncos/great lovers in the sack and could use a guidebook on "how to".
Sounds like you speak from experience?
Speak for yourself!
- Bora Bora wrote:
Hon, if you could be a fly on the wall when girls get together you would be shocked. We dont moan over it, we just have a good laugh about it. Kinda like the guys, only we are ruthless!
Be careful or I'll rearrange your stripes. :wink: Bora Bora
- Speedhump wrote:
- Bora Bora wrote:
OK, so you guys think it's one-sided, all on your side. Well, wrong, wrong, wrong. Do you really believe that a woman hasn't thrown on her clothes, looking back at some male disaster laying in the bed, and saying "I'll be in touch", taking the stairs two at a time with shoes in hand? You all think that is your basic right. Think again. You are not all bucking broncos/great lovers in the sack and could use a guidebook on "how to".
Hmm, coming from the wrong angle here. Just because only male perspectives were given so far, nothing here said that women don't do it too! Ease your white knuckles off that hatchet handle a little hun, you may do someone some damage with that thing! :lol: 8)
I admit though it is funny to read all us lotharios (me a former one, in retirement) giving our opinions, but that was what was requested! :P - Bora Bora wrote:
I have a good swing but I'm careful what I hit!! :wink: dresden
- Bora Bora wrote:
- dresden wrote:
- Bora Bora wrote:
OK, so you guys think it's one-sided, all on your side. Well, wrong, wrong, wrong. Do you really believe that a woman hasn't thrown on her clothes, looking back at some male disaster laying in the bed, and saying "I'll be in touch", taking the stairs two at a time with shoes in hand? You all think that is your basic right. Think again. You are not all bucking broncos/great lovers in the sack and could use a guidebook on "how to".
Sounds like you speak from experience?
Speak for yourself!
- Bora Bora wrote:
Hon, if you could be a fly on the wall when girls get together you would be shocked. We dont moan over it, we just have a good laugh about it. Kinda like the guys, only we are ruthless!
[color=red]Be careful or I'll rearrange your stripes[/color]. :wink: - dresden wrote:
[color=red]PurrrrRRRRRR ;)[/color] Misery Called Life
- Bora Bora wrote:
OK, so you guys think it's one-sided, all on your side. Well, wrong, wrong, wrong. Do you really believe that a woman hasn't thrown on her clothes, looking back at some male disaster laying in the bed, and saying "I'll be in touch", taking the stairs two at a time with shoes in hand? You all think that is your basic right. Think again. You are not all bucking broncos/great lovers in the sack and could use a guidebook on "how to".
Yea it's kinda one sided, considering it's the guy doing all the work here? Your work is done once you get a guy in bed. For us the labor's only just beginning. First we're faced with pressures of endowment, then she says wants to be kissed for 45 min? Finally we enter a trance of rhythmic passion, interspersed with shrieks of faster, faster which is cue that he must work harder, while all she does is scream and buckle her hips. The poor guy is literally slogging away, it's like a midnight workout. Finally..... Climax it's over. Any surprise he falls asleep pronto? While she wanna cuddle! Sheesh! He wakes up at dawn, with a burning sensation, only to find his back riddled with bruises and scratch marks, his neck plastered with those damned Hickeys! Which he has to cover in this summer with a POLO NECK? :lol: :lol:
But more seriously I've just trying to understand protocol here.
If this forum is anything to go by, it's quite evident that the Brits here favor detachment. Once the lustful desires are satiated they prefer you get up and get out.
I prefer a little more intimacy. Breakfasts should be on the cards. Speedhump We ARE talking one night stands you dodo...mate you sound like just another poor sap looking for the love of your life in nightclubs. :P :D By the way a girl I once knew told me she was sick to death the way her fella would go on and on grinding away on her in bed, for an hour at a stretch, thinking he was king stud. :D Go all night by all means, if you both are up for it, but in chapters, like a good book. Speedhump The description was funny though MCL, if bittersweet, thanks :D RobbyG
- Speedhump wrote:
The description was funny though MCL, if bittersweet, thanks :D
Yeah MCL said it majestically. :thumbup: Red Chief
- Speedhump wrote:
By the way a girl I once knew told me she was sick to death the way her fella would go on and on grinding away on her in bed, for an hour at a stretch, thinking he was king stud. :D Go all night by all means, if you both are up for it, but in chapters, like a good book.
:shock:
Such kind of a confession any girl can make only to another girl, eunuch or gay. Who are you, Mr. Speedy? 8) dresden
- Red Chief wrote:
- Speedhump wrote:
By the way a girl I once knew told me she was sick to death the way her fella would go on and on grinding away on her in bed, for an hour at a stretch, thinking he was king stud. :D Go all night by all means, if you both are up for it, but in chapters, like a good book.
:shock:
Such kind of a confession any girl can make only to another girl, eunuch or gay. Who are you, Mr. Speedy? 8) - Speedhump wrote:
He's your Father!
- Red Chief wrote:
DP
no that was not a double post, more like a dubious post :lol:
You can't edit entire entire posts like that and then call it DP. Since when were you lost for words chief? Red Chief Yes, stupid one actually. Sometimes I'm easily carried away by a game in words and cross the line. :oops: Big Brother is watching me! 8) On the other hand you are the last one who can read me lecteures. I remember that you changed own topic. :roll: Misery Called Life
- Speedhump wrote:
We ARE talking one night stands you dodo...mate you sound like just another poor sap looking for the love of your life in nightclubs. :P :D
By the way a girl I once knew told me she was sick to death the way her fella would go on and on grinding away on her in bed, for an hour at a stretch, thinking he was king stud. :D Go all night by all means, if you both are up for it, but in chapters, like a good book.
I'm a breakfast guy. I would like to see my lady in the morning. After that we may never see each other again or whatevr.
Should I ever ever get lucky with a Brit, I'll remember to get packing ASAP.
And Mr. Ladies man, the women get quite personal with you don't they? Not hard to understand why! :D Misery Called Life
- Red Chief wrote:
- Speedhump wrote:
By the way a girl I once knew told me she was sick to death the way her fella would go on and on grinding away on her in bed, for an hour at a stretch, thinking he was king stud. :D Go all night by all means, if you both are up for it, but in chapters, like a good book.
:shock:
Such kind of a confession any girl can make only to another girl, eunuch or gay. Who are you, Mr. Speedy? 8) - Speedhump wrote:
I ain't questioning Speedie's orientation at all, but yea women tend to make such tell all confessions with gay men or men with more maturity.
Guess our man Speedy here, falls in the second bracket? What say Chief? Speedhump Hi guys, just to make sure it's understood that I'm not a eunuch :) yes, the girls love the father figure it's true. I always had the deep voice, the quiet confident manner (even when not confident, naturally), also they say I have great eyes and hands. Young women do take these things well into account. But when women are in their twenties I prefer to have them as friends. They will tell me amazing stories too! :shock: For any other type of relationship women past their twenties are far better, in my opinion. Enough detail. Let me say I'm not a serial womaniser, truthfully. But they are great though, aren't they; women? :D RobbyG
- Speedhump wrote:
Hi guys, just to make sure it's understood that I'm not a eunuch :) yes, the girls love the father figure it's true. I always had the deep voice, the quiet confident manner (even when not confident, naturally), also they say I have great eyes and hands. Young women do take these things well into account. But when women are in their twenties I prefer to have them as friends. They will tell me amazing stories too! :shock: For any other type of relationship women past their twenties are far better, in my opinion. Enough detail.
Let me say I'm not a serial womaniser, truthfully. But they are great though, aren't they; women? :D
They sure are, Mr. Eunuch ;) They sure are :D Speedhump :) :twisted: Red Chief
- RobbyG wrote:
They sure are, Mr. Eunuch ;) They sure are :D
Memoires of Speedy in Harem. It would be a bomb.
:roll: :roll: :roll: RobbyG
- Red Chief wrote:
- RobbyG wrote:
They sure are, Mr. Eunuch ;) They sure are :D
Memoires of Speedy in Harem. It would be a bomb.
:roll: :roll: :roll: - RobbyG wrote:
See yourself kneel, infadel :D
- Speedhump wrote:
food for you two goons for a month now..... :roll:
:lol:
8) :rr:
I see you fit yourself a new haircut. Fluffy cut mate :D Speedhump the fluffy is before, the shaved head is now...I'm coming to give you a good beating skinhead style :P :shock:
Misery Called Life
Damn memoirs of a harem? Wow!
Say Red Chief you abstaining or something? How come you never seem to talk bout your Halycon days?
Bora Bora
- Misery Called Life wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
DP
no that was not a double post, more like a dubious post :lol:
You can't edit entire entire posts like that and then call it DP. Since when were you lost for words chief? - Red Chief wrote:
MCL, the wanker is seeing double as usual. Constant state of blur. Red Chief
- Bora Bora wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
DP
no that was not a double post, more like a dubious post :lol:
You can't edit entire entire posts like that and then call it DP. Since when were you lost for words chief? - Red Chief wrote:
MCL, the wanker is seeing double as usual. Constant state of blur. - Misery Called Life wrote:
Queen Bee, I am flattered to be an object of your witty comments. How come such an honour? I haven't noted your holly name (I have been afraid of even thinking about attacking you) recently. Maybe it's the reason. Bora Bora
- Misery Called Life wrote:
- Bora Bora wrote:
OK, so you guys think it's one-sided, all on your side. Well, wrong, wrong, wrong. Do you really believe that a woman hasn't thrown on her clothes, looking back at some male disaster laying in the bed, and saying "I'll be in touch", taking the stairs two at a time with shoes in hand? You all think that is your basic right. Think again. You are not all bucking broncos/great lovers in the sack and could use a guidebook on "how to".
Yea it's kinda one sided, considering it's the guy doing all the work here? Your work is done once you get a guy in bed. For us the labor's only just beginning. First we're faced with pressures of endowment, then she says wants to be kissed for 45 min? Finally we enter a trance of rhythmic passion, interspersed with shrieks of faster, faster which is cue that he must work harder, while all she does is scream and buckle her hips. The poor guy is literally slogging away, it's like a midnight workout. Finally..... Climax it's over. Any surprise he falls asleep pronto? While she wanna cuddle! Sheesh! He wakes up at dawn, with a burning sensation, only to find his back riddled with bruises and scratch marks, his neck plastered with those damned Hickeys! Which he has to cover in this summer with a POLO NECK? :lol: :lol:
But more seriously I've just trying to understand protocol here.
If this forum is anything to go by, it's quite evident that the Brits here favor detachment. Once the lustful desires are satiated they prefer you get up and get out.
I prefer a little more intimacy. Breakfasts should be on the cards. - Bora Bora wrote:
Well I think it all boils down to - There Is No Protocol!!!! Misery Called Life Hmmm, that settles it then, There is no protocol! But if the comments are anything to go by, one person has to leave, as Speedy eloquently put it, before the cock crows! And that may be the unwritten rule here. Thread and Discussion Closed! Red Chief
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Hmmm, that settles it then, There is no protocol!
But if the comments are anything to go by, one person has to leave, as Speedy eloquently put it, before the rooster crows! And that may be the unwritten rule here.
Thread and Discussion Closed!
Listen Speedy more. His inf. about the topic is probably outdated. 8)
He has more juicy stories.
Look forward to the book. :D Speedhump
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Damn memoirs of a harem? Wow!
Say Red Chief you abstaining or something? How come you never seem to talk bout your Halycon days?
As I said, he is timid, the Cossack traditions passed him by. Red Chief
- Speedhump wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Damn memoirs of a harem? Wow!
Say Red Chief you abstaining or something? How come you never seem to talk bout your Halycon days?
As I said, he is timid, the Cossack traditions passed him by. - Misery Called Life wrote:
What do you know about Cossack's traditions, Speedy? Your usage of Russian words without understanding real context makes your rants funny even if you assume some dirty stuff.
I cannot understand your interest but if it's real read novel "And Quiet Flows the Don" by Sholokhov (Nobel Prize winner in 1965) to conduct coherent discussion in the future.
Don't worry it will not waste your time. One my British acquaintance told me that it was the best book he ever read. Speedhump Sorry to offend. People do find me entertaining though. You know very well that the word has many shades, I use it in its reference to bold and warlike behaviour of a named caste of people. In antitheses to your own timidity. You do not have a monopoly on the use of Russian words, get over it. You like to use the word Jew for example, but without having a full encyclopaedic knowledge of their history and traditions. I find your post a little devoid of depth of thought! I would be happy to try to find the book you mention, and add it to my reading list as it comes recommended. Red Chief
- Speedhump wrote:
You like to use the word Jew for example, but without having a full encyclopaedic knowledge of their history and traditions.
I knew the meaning too good because the topic was about "Soviet" jews only, not about all of them for more about 5000 years of history.
And yes, sometimes you are funny clowns. I always gave it to you, both of you. 8)