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One for the Girls


yorky500 Hope you like this ladies. A poem for girls... I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?! :lol:
bushra21 :lol: its so cute asc_26 Yorky...Grrrrr.................................... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: yorky500
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. :wink: asc_26
I am closing my eyes bleh............... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: yorky500 Good for you girl. I would hate you to get jealous. :wink: :wink: asc_26
:lol: :lol: :lol: I would rather have the size that is proportionate to my body. Blehh... no need to be jealous. :wink: sage & onion Yorky does it again, with a pair of???? yorky500 S&O, Concentrate on the poem will ya! :lol: :lol: :lol: asc_26
Shall we make a thread about "Don't Open Yorky's Thread - Virus" :wink:

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yorky500 No, please don't. Just keep quiet about it. Thanks. sage & onion
Oooops, sorry, sorry, why did I say it twice :wink: bushra21 I like the avatar...she has a nice set....except she shouldnt be pushing them together....it doesnt really look that great. but i like her skin colour, very nice yorky500
Yes, I agree on what you have said. :angel11: d3vilish_ang3l_88 hehehe...... funny bonitta nice boobs..not big not small.. hack88 lol..nice one... creative zam I think its cute!!! nice piggy piggy piggy! :lol: Palkid7 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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