yorky500
Hope you like this ladies.
A poem for girls...
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
:lol:
bushra21
:lol:
its so cute
asc_26
Yorky...Grrrrr.................................... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
yorky500
- asc_26 wrote:
Yorky...Grrrrr.................................... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. :wink:
asc_26
- yorky500 wrote:
- asc_26 wrote:
Yorky...Grrrrr.................................... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. :wink:
I am closing my eyes bleh............... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
yorky500
Good for you girl. I would hate you to get jealous. :wink: :wink:
asc_26
- yorky500 wrote:
Good for you girl. I would hate you to get jealous. :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: I would rather have the size that is proportionate to my body. Blehh... no need to be jealous. :wink:
sage & onion
Yorky does it again, with a pair of????
yorky500
S&O,
Concentrate on the poem will ya! :lol: :lol: :lol:
asc_26
- sage & onion wrote:
Yorky does it again, with a pair of????
Shall we make a thread about "Don't Open Yorky's Thread - Virus" :wink:
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yorky500
No, please don't.
Just keep quiet about it.
Thanks.
sage & onion
- yorky500 wrote:
S&O,
Concentrate on the poem will ya! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oooops, sorry, sorry, why did I say it twice :wink:
bushra21
I like the avatar...she has a nice set....except she shouldnt be pushing them together....it doesnt really look that great. but i like her skin colour, very nice
yorky500
- bushra21 wrote:
I like the avatar...she has a nice set....except she shouldnt be pushing them together....it doesnt really look that great. but i like her skin colour, very nice
Yes, I agree on what you have said. :angel11:
d3vilish_ang3l_88
hehehe...... funny
bonitta
nice boobs..not big not small..
hack88
lol..nice one...
creative
zam
I think its cute!!! nice piggy piggy piggy! :lol:
Palkid7
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: