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puppypup No one is playing my game in the game forum. :(
Rock star write what ever :D dude91x what ever Andyba what an interesting discussion may I join? onthepalm in the wise words of Vicky Pollard from Little Britain... WHATEVER!!! Rock star [color=red] it is an open chat you can write what ever goes on your mind that you cant write in other threads in the forum!! =) [/color] yasrkasem god, that's right how i couldn't thought about that before! Dubai Knight What can't you write in the other Forums? :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight Rock star [color=red] ^ i mean like some things you write in a particular thread is not about the thread and it can could be deleted but OFF TOPIC thread moderators can't delete what you write because it is arleady been said that it is an off-topic and you can write what ever :P [/color] Dubai Knight My hovercraft is full of eels... Is that 'Off Topic' enough for you? :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight

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Andyba What if I write something just on the topic is it off topic in this thread? :) Rock star Rock!! Rock star the thread is to write what every goes on your mind like : 1: Hey! 2: i am soo pissed off!! 3: how are you people ? and so on... this thread say that you can write what ever goes on your mind as i said before you can write what ever you want :) Rock star this is the boringest FOURM i have ever seen arniegang
and you need to get out a bit more
:roll: :roll: sage & onion Rock Salmon is really? Dubai Knight Dogfish. Knickers. :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight Dad my first post... 8) So I thought that I wouldn't miss if I post here :) greatexpectations go read the maid thread and then grumble about boredom... i was in stitches....
puppypup
I thought I brought life and substance to this forum or FOURM. :? Don't you like Asians? sage & onion
Are you one? puppypup ^Obviously not by phenotype, genotype, culture, and nationality. Nevertheless I love sashimi, curry dishes, roti, adobo, and Chinese dresses. Perhaps one day I'll experience Asian in me but sorry I have no Asian. sage & onion
So what are you? Roona People! Just talk her.. chit chat and have fun! not so hard! Dubai Knight Well these are all 'Off Topic' so I guess they fit here... :D :D :D Knight puppypup Barley is so good. farthestpoint I took back something where I left it off -- the airport. I left behind something where I picked it off -- the airport. I never understood, but one day I will. I buried it all. Then suddenly I realized, I was given a mother dog with a little puppy. I am so damn blind. Hahahahha I like this Off-Topic :lol: :lol: :lol: Dubai Knight Was Lenin's dog a communist son of a bitch? 8) 8) 8) Knight puppypup Dubai, are you a Disney nation without mascots? sage & onion Formula 1 today puppypup Non-obese Polynesian men are hot!!! onthepalm maybe I should get 2 maids!! OTP puppypup I fit the minimum qualifications for Fight Club. Dubai Knight
Lobotomy?
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight ppatni do u know whats best way to make e pal out there in ur place DUBAI ppatni is anyone intrested in being my e pal ppatni i m from india mumbai Dubai Knight Nope, no one looks interested... I thought e-pals all came from Yorkshire? :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight sharfraz is this a way to increase the posts.. puppypup Come dance with me in the Salsa music thread in the Movie and Music Discussion section. C'mon. Let's party!!! I'm drinking rum and aguardiente. I'm getting tipsy. Oh no, I'm spinning and twirling. A DF member with two-left feet just stepped on my toes. OUCH!!!


Captain Sirus Black ya its a way to incerase dunebasher anyone here watching arrested development tomorrow (Friday) at irish village? i reckon it's gonna be fun... Captain Sirus Black i widh i could but i am stuck for Gitex. damn. its gonna be a really really tough weeeeekkkkk. dunebasher
i thought GITEX will be on 19-23 Oct.? Well unless you're involved in the preparation. Are you an Exhibitor/Supplier?
I was designing and building exhibition stands before...and it's tough specially the week before. Captain Sirus Black exhibitors, so have to prepare the stand for my product which needs to be displayed, it wud be next to du. and then help the others. sigh. dunebasher well good luck man... sharfraz
wats your product? Captain Sirus Black ahh if i tell u then i wud have to kill u. lol. i wud be handling Google ;) Captain Sirus Black
thank you. n if i achieve what my manager wants me to then there is gonna be a pay raise too. so i am looking forward to n convincing some real customers an not the freebie collectors :P sharfraz lucky you..you told.. will ya display chrome? Captain Sirus Black
nothing freee would be displayed. it would be Google Search Appliance and Apps and Message Security. puppypup I'm a straight lactose-tolerant non-Asian non-lactating salsa-dancing female who doesn't want to live in New Zealand. sharfraz this is off topic Rock star HEY PEOPLE 8) sweet ...Like Catherine Tate wud say: ''Am i Bovered''! lol. Misery Called Life
Madame Bora you underestimate the intelligence of this forum. People know fully well when ur being sarcastic. Trust me ur good at it. puppypup Am I the only one with random thoughts? newdubai NICE CHEEET Bora Bora
No, you are just one of the few that wants to bring life back to dead threads. And I see you now have another question to add to "Who Am I?" Speedhump
LOL...I just looked at the site, no confusion about the services you're offering kitty...but why the Greek mobile phone number...? :D
;) Leda I wonder if U do expect Ur question to be answered... :shaking2: Bora Bora
Need to use a router number.
(And you know damn well I was kidding about it being my website SH!) muyesser nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag.............. 8) 8) 8) portland planet of the apes muyesser Becoming a person, becoming your own person, becoming a better person, becoming a wise person; pooohhh, how boring .... :? portland evolved from sperms and eggs cells muyesser you have to be able to defeat misery and even the devil... whooooofff... :shock: PointGiven Are these people serious? This was on Gulf News today. It pays AED 9,500, and you must have excellent English, Arabic, and German. Are we going back to slavery? PROJECT ASSISTANT – DHS 9,500/- Our client, a major multinational project management company in Mussaffah. Will be responsible for submitting quotations, correspondence with customers, suppliers, subcontractors, monitoring realization projects, forecasts, price analysis, assisting in project planning, etc. Should have knowledge of tender preparation. Must have an attitude of comprehensive business and solution approach and self contained working ability. MS-Office tools and excellent English, German and Arabic communication skills required. Register/apply online at (Ref 4408/AU/01). NADIA - Creating Success is our Business | Call 800 6236. Location: Abu Dhabi Speedhump blue is not just a colour WhiteJade
Guess who's blue here. Speedhump
I think you :cry: worldguy But grey is colour muyesser 4 :arrow: Sharp What about the Black!... it's the NiCe Color!.. What you think!...... muyesser since no one will mention, I better say it; I love my avatar.. Speedhump no-one ever mentioned it? You must feel soo sidelined :P Speedhump elbows are ugly but they can get you out of tight spots. WhiteJade
You love Gei'shas～ muyesser If you only see a Geisha there, yaa, I love that too.. :) muyesser
barking so early, there's no need for that Mr Speed, and I suggest you do that somewhere else.. 8) Speedhump I was making a joke mate. If you can't take it you'd be better off somewhere else too :P portland ka bloom Speedhump Ya here we go again :D Maybe it's a bit early for some people, and their morning caffeine hit hasn't died down yet! Let's be happy people! :bounce: Bora Bora HA HA HA. :Me happy!!! :lol: Watching the show :happy1: WhiteJade Popcorn's junk food. WhiteJade
What else is in there? Speedhump ^^^hec puella diem carpit Bora Bora
Not when you are watching a show starring SH. Misery Called Life Hey White Jade you know two people can do a lotta naughty things on deserted road under your umbrella. :wink: I could be Picasso if you want. :D muyesser
hit, early, yet, die, happy, a coffee …….
If the post was in above order, I would believe you were joking on the previous one, but now, naaah.. ha ha ha… 8)
And by the way, I drink the finest coffee, and yes the hit lasts almost all day; ha ha
:shock:
And, I’m not your mate!!.. Speedhump
I'm cheap entertainment for the masses :P
You also have been known to provide a nice firework display....! Bora Bora
Caffeine or the ben wah balls? Speedhump
I've no reason to bash you and never did in the past, why should you think my post was anything other than a joke? If someone (other than the russian hooligan) posted such coment about my avatar I would make a funny reply, not get girly about it. In fact you can see across the forums that I have, many times. Grow up. MATE. :roll:
p.s. I had a triple espresso this morning, from beans I grew myself under my armpits, but my typo's are getting less now :D Speedhump
Careful Jade, you know Picasso was a notorious philanderer..... Speedhump back on (off) topic: the smell of fresh cut grass is so calming.... Misery Called Life A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes the wrinkles away. Hope you receive a lot and share a lot of smiles today. Here's one from me

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Good Morning People! [/color] Red Chief
^^^ Speedy is the best clown for Bored housewife Bora. Rob-bot is the second one. Misery Called Life
Better a clown than a depressing maniac :lol: Speedhump
Who's wasting 'public resources' now?
Hey I have a lot of fans...I say the things that they only think. :D RobbyG the same. Shame if you don't like it. Speedhump
HAHA, spot on.....but you can't blame the russian for his national traits, it's probably genetically inherited by now. I'm being serious here (for once!!!). Bora Bora
Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. Stirring the cauldron a bit early eh RC? portland :) Red Chief Which cage are you talking about? Bora Bora? I don't wanna share your cage though... :shock: Bora Bora
I'm a loveable house kitty. You on the other hand...............hic. Speedhump Bora, looks like you're about to give some cauldron-stirrer a bath....

Bora Bora
Would rather boil him in oil. But I would have to stand 30 paces back because the fumes of the alcohol would be overwhelming. WhiteJade BB and SH, when will you two stop verbally abusing a non-native speaker of your language? Misery Called Life
Don't sweat WJ, the Red Chief knows it's all done in good spirit. No one means any harm here! Bora Bora
What are you talking about? It is an English speaking forum.
Maybe you don't realize it, no one mentioned nationality, except for you. Bora Bora
Thank you MCL. And her post is totally off the mark. WhiteJade
Read before you jump on me, BB. muyesser
Lets use the space efficiently, like grown ups, while OFF TOPIC becoming the BUSSY TOPIC..
Thus we drift Bora Bora
Apologies. But don't include me in posts that I have nothing to do with. Red Chief
I was not waiting for anything MORE, Bored Bora.
Unfortunately due to the crisis and mass exodus all Dubai's forums has been converted to the circus for a few bored housewives, half-educated students and retired officers recently. DF was the last one.
It's good for you. Speedhump
You have totally missed the point. I never criticised his English. I was talking about genetic traits, what does that have to do with language?
Pls re-read and understand, as there seems to be nothing wrong with your own English. Then you might consider an apology from you is in order! :D Speedhump
:D almost some humour there old son, keep it up.
And SALUTE when you talk to me :D :D Bora Bora
Well, at least I'm not in the kitchen slaving away making beet soup. Or is it cabbage soup today? And what are you mixing up in your cauldron? Tonights batch of wood alcohol?
And I think you fall into the last two categories. And is someone holding an AK47 to your head and making you continue to be the buffoon that you appear to be? Misery Called Life
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You missed out one sect though, Grouchy Old Men!

:lol: Red Chief
Funny girl with Col. Blimp's argumentation and the language worth Bronx.
It is possible to pull out the guy from Bronx, but it is impossible to pull out Bronx from the guy. Bora Bora
Who the hell is from the Bronx? Certainly not you, because you aren't tough enough. Speedhump
Come on vodkabreath, just admit you just love all this stuff don't you? If you can't do it with me you do it with someone else....you're a true sociopath! You can drink to that! :D Misery Called Life Hey WJ, you don't need to worry bout the RC, he can take care of himself. Tell me, whadya think bout me - Picasso and you - Fernande Olivier? :D Speedhump
OK. can you show me the tea ceremony please?
:idea: RobbyG
I wonder what holds you two guys from drinking a bottle of Vod together. You seem to like this guy SH!
You are following eachother from topic to topic. Did I miss some intimate excursion where you two jiggled some booty against eachothers and find some common ground :lol:
;) Bora Bora
Watch where you step squirt!! Red Chief
Sorry, Bora. It was a citation from Stephen Frey, rather famous American novelist, probably not so famous as you didn't read his novels.
Anyway nothing personal. RobbyG
Didn't know I stood in your spray session. Now get out of my corner. I'm getting territorial on your ass now.
Little Kitty 8) Speedhump
Well you and BB have both had slanging matches with him, so it's not just me eh...., you've just decided to look all aloof now ;)
Can you show me a single topic where he has posted first and I have just tried to dent him? I think that shows who the follower is...I have a stalker :D
It's no biggie, I'm just here for light relief and I get it! Bora Bora
Of course nothing personal. No need to show your knowledge of American novelists. Stick to what you have been taught:
There are still some people who think that we have Stalin to thank for all our progress, who quake before Stalin's dirty underdrawers, who stand at attention and salute them.”
Nikita Khrushchev quote

Life is short; live it up.”
Nikita Khrushchev quote RobbyG
Well allright, you grab that Red Chief by the bullocks. But do it hard will ya. Your getting softy son :lol: ;) Bora Bora
No, we have a stalker. Actually, an instigator. This is merely a source of entertainment for some, but for others, it takes on a more serious note. I guess this is where he gets his adrenalin rush. Bora Bora
No, you are in my corner and I will scratch that door knocker of yours into shreds. RobbyG
I guess you look like this now, on my sofa!! 8)
Bora Bora
Yeah, but I won't tell what you tried to do to me!!! It's too disgusting. dresden A perfect conversation for a fitting thread. RobbyG
Please do, so everybody can see and hear what you like, little Kitty. :D
You like it rough don't you?
:lol: Bora Bora
Well, if I told it would surely expose you for the pervert that you are. RobbyG
What happened? Did I miss something?
Is someone losing it abit today? Speedhump There are so many people here throwing sh*t that I don't know where to look next, it's like a Quake LAN party!! :D :D Even Jade got into the action....oh my! As long as we can have FUN with it and it's in a nonsense thread, I guess where's the harm? :violent3: RobbyG
Everybody is rolling hot obviously.
Perhaps its the climate or an airco not working properly.
Some of us got serious issues dude ;) Bora Bora
ALL FUN SH. All Fun. Unfortunately, there are some turns as well. Speedhump
Over 40 degs C here this week....I think maybe a few of us must be sitting outside with our lappies, getting insane in the brain.... :!: Chocoholic Fudgenackers! Is all I have to say! Speedhump sounds sticky and uncomfortable! portland
grandma is back muyesser Three days after Off-road wrote – romance thread- that she felt lost, hated herself, the thread was locked. I would really like to know what’s been going on since.. :glasses7: Sharp Well, Good evening!.. PointGiven Anyone knows of a good massage place in Dubai or Sharjah? Thanks Bora Bora
Well Puppypup gives massages, but I don't think that's the kind you want.
What kind of place are you looking for? PointGiven Professional I guess. Deep tissue they call it I think :?: Max AED 200. Bora Bora
Well my husband goes to this place (I think it's in Deira) that is men only where they scrub you down and remove all the dead skin and then you get a massage. I know it's not expensive, but he comes back feeling really refreshed and his skin is glowing. Recommend that you bring your own towel, shorts and flip flops. It is not high end, but he goes at least once a month. If interested, I will get the details and pass them on to you. PointGiven I would appreciate the information. Thanks Bora Bora
When I have the details I will PM them to you so they don't get lost in the thread. muyesser 4 :arrow: :arrow: PointGiven
Great, and I certainly don't want Puppypup to stalk me there :wink: PointGiven Been here in UAE for two weeks and nothing exciting yet. I need an urgent rush of adrenaline. What do you guys suggest? Something in the Dubai area. Thanks muyesser stay on and keep reading the forum.. :lol: :lol: PointGiven
You sound like the passive kind :D Speedhump
Bliss Relaxology in Garhoud, very near the hospital. My masseuse there massages really deep and doesn't do extras, it's all above board ;) 1 hour massage under Dhs200.00
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Fax: 04-2869482 Bora Bora
I would suggest that you start a separate thread and indicate what you may be looking for or wanting to do. PointGiven
Thanks SpeedHump. Does she do Men? :) Speedhump
When you drive past one of those green and white cars with lights on the roof, honk, flip the bird and put pedal to the metal...
(please don't do that unless you actually want to get deported already.... ) :D PointGiven
:D I don't want it to be all about me. PointGiven
I read the story about the Australian guy :) Bora Bora
I promise not to attack. :wink: Speedhump
read my PM :) muyesser
now that's not a very kind thing to say; is't..
are you not the one, minutes ago wrote the word 'civil' elsewhere on the Forum.. ? 8) 8) PointGiven
Cultural Conflict. No disrespect meant. Bora Bora Point Given, is this something that would interest you? Note Description: PointGiven
Yeah, but the Leather/Rubber things scare me :) Bora Bora
That was my point!! PointGiven
Check it out first and let me know how it goes :) Bora Bora
Check what out? That's my website. Speedhump
I read pointgiven's comment as a pure joke, he even put a smiley face?
You seem overly sensitive today. I hope you're not going to take that as a criticism as well, or we will all have to tread very lightly around you!
Cheers! Sharp Well!.. I would say Thank's Off-course!.. Bora Bora
Well I thought I would make it clear for those who don't know me. You know me all too well MCL, as do a few others.
One thing I do know, never underestimate anyone! People are full of surprises. (Even I have been known to have a soft moment on occasion). There is sarcasm, and there is joking, and I happen to combine the best of both. Speedhump
:D bien sûr! muyesser
Nooooooo… was I, sensitive, yesterday..?
Well, I'm a girl and has to act like one sometimes.. ha ha ha
And thanks for taking it on to defend an other.. :lol: Speedhump
LOL I didn't know your gender, despite the alluring avatar! Have a good day! ;) Bora Bora
I noticed you have not booked your reservation. Please do so. All of a sudden space is limited due to high demand (as of yesterday). Speedhump
Come on, I know you'd love to to squeeze me in.... :P Bora Bora
SNAP!!!! Speedhump oooh, very snug! :D muyesser Hapiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.. e.hemingway Speedhump Absence makes the heart grow fonder, Speedhump Abstinence makes the hard grow stronger. muyesser Speedhump.. Yes I may have been over sensitive the other day and reacted/attacked and that may have had thousands of reasons. The point here is, on the forum, every day, people order others to be cool, we read people telling people to do things in a certain way/s or not to do it at all, we call people with names, use the joke/sarcasm as an alibi to hurt. Those orders carry certain messages like do it my way, be cool, get over it and learn to take the verbal abuse etc.. Asking people to be cool is asking them to fit in, learn to be strong, basically, to change. Do you think we can teach people those things online.. By doing these we hurt individuals, hurt their feelings, scare them, make them unsafe, we may also cause them emotional pain. I don’t think this is a boot camp, or a correction centre, people will behave badly or out of ordinary because each one of us are different individuals with different backgrounds, family/culture. The forum should be the resource where people take good things home from, think about and change themselves willingly; which is the safest way to do. The important thing here is to understand how/why people behave the way they do. That knowledge allows us to get along with others, and with their ideas. I may be able to ignore/accept your messages and come back, however, for somebody else that may come across as criticism, which might be damaging; they may shy away, shut down or hide. A member revealed a health issue the other day and next day someone else used it as a weapon to attack; very dangerous !! Passing judgment/attacking others when done in the comfort of our homes, front of a screen, is easy. We simply type the words without thinking the affects that might have on others. This isn’t about keeping members happy, this is about being kind to other human beings without being judgmental, respecting differences and helping them in their need to change –if there’s the need- by putting our knowledge into the forum, not filling it with orders/borders. if you’re different in some way, be proud of it! Kia Kaha- stand strong There are members that stopped posting simply because they encounter harshness and cruelty, because they have different ideas that clash with other’s. Surely people will come, stay on, enjoy or not, will stay or will leave, but at the end of the day, they should make the decision to leave, not be forced into. If you go back and do some backward reading you will see.. There’re also highly intelligent individuals here on the forum with willingness to teach, make a difference in our lives, who see the need for change that would help us to integrate better/quicker. Please do not take this as the reflection of my offense to your post; this has truly noting to do with that, this is something I have been noticing ever since I signed on the forum. I think we all have the responsibility to provide a safe, learning and fun environment for everyone; on the forum, and out in life. :) :) Regards RobbyG
I hope you listened Speedhump :lol:
You are clawed today man :twisted:
Rule no 1 for SH: Only Robby can lecture on DF :lol: sage & onion
Really :lol: Misery Called Life Hey Muyesser nice speech. But an alternate to your argument would be...... look this is an online forum. It's the one place I can be myself, no hypocrisy. Just let me be. I think many on such forums people tend to show their true colors albeit behind a veil of secrecy. And when certain people are judgmental, rude, mocking etc... it's just in their nature to be so. Besides many just joke around on these forums, one's word shouldn't be life and death. So muyesser when one say's just chill it's just a way of saying, don't take the things said on this forum too seriously, many don't really mean it. By and large we're just strangers, so don't feel bad or take to heart what's said. Unless you really know some one. It's not realistic to be so sensitive. RobbyG
:wink: Realllly Speedhump Hi muyesser. I can see this is something that has been on your mind for a while. Your views are interesting. In such an open medium as this, the ultimate control over people's words and action are moderators of the forums. They 'should' be the ones dictating the tone of the overall message that people get from visits to DF. However, there has absolutely to be a certain robustness to people's attitudes to this medium if they decide to contribute, and although it is a shame if some people are dissuaded from contributing because of the childish or aggressive atittudes of a few individuals that is very much their own problem. I agree it can be to the loss of others also if the people who leave (I doubt they do, they just 'lurk' instead) have things of value to contribute, but it's the nature of this medium, which is highly open to abuse. The internet is not a sandpit, it's pretty much a zoo. That's just how it is. Sometimes it's depressing, other times liberating, depending on your personal mood. Your views are quite sensible and valid but on the whole are idealistic. Hoping that people will always behave nicely towards each other is ignoring basic human nature which has strong negative as well as positive traits, and as you say, how easy to misbehave online under anonimity. To expect the forums to exist without 'zookeepers' both in the form of moderators and also individual users who are prepared to attempt to bring some order to the often childish attitudes here (yes, maybe by just saying 'chill' :D) is asking too much IMHO. However I very much respect the sentiments of your post and the ideas contained in it, they are refreshing, and I apologise if I am too much of a realist! :) RobbyG
Oy Speedhump,
No need to get all emotional here :lol: :lol: :twisted: Speedhump
Mate you couldn't be further in the dark if your head was ACTUALLY up your a$$ :D :D RobbyG
Some nice row of teeth you got there b.t.w. :D
8) Speedhump
Eh? It was a nice post and deserved a serious response! :) ;) RobbyG
Exactly, a good time for me to clobber your a$$ on a funny note :lol: :wink: Speedhump
My bark is worse than my bite :P Speedhump
BAH !!!! :D :D RobbyG
You don't have to tell me things I already know SH. ;)
All bark, no bite :lol:
Speedhump
WTF??? RobbyG
The smelly toes, kinda start to get ya, don't you think?
Eehhhwww 8) Speedhump :puke: RobbyG
Instead of denial, you might wanna look for a pedicure. At least for a long as they still bear your air in their practices :lol: Speedhump
I'm a metros*xual dude, get manicures and pedicures already. The girl says my feet are soft and sexy! RobbyG
Dude, I'm soooo not interested in your toes, or the state the're in.
Honestly, open a topic about the most beautiful toes and we can compare the pedicures :lol:
:wink: Speedhump
LOL. If I grossed you out I consider that a matter of pride!! :D RobbyG
You didn't read my second line. I challenged you to show them little hooked buggers.
C'mon then, show some courage... Mister Pride :lol: Leda Im willing to gudge (got no idea what u spell it like) :lol: RobbyG
You're not alone :lol: Leda Which part of the phrase U meant. Comes with either.))) Sharp Ahh!... Dubai is Same even I was Out for whole 24 hour's, anyway let's see it's Saturday!... Speedhump TAKES MORE THAN 24 HOURS FOR DUBAI TO CHANGE BRO ( but not much more!!) :) muyesser The post is not a message, statement for attention guys. Nevertheless, it would be good even if one or two takes notice since we live, work, race children here in this little city of Dubai.. :) :) Sharp
Not anymore!... I'm in City!.... It's a Cool Saturday!!. I planed to Sleep long ...BUT.. Just couldn't Ahh!!......... WhiteJade There are times when people are simply unable to think. Terrible. muyesser Any hints on how to make the perfect Tiramisu..? :) thanks Speedhump
well lots of Amaretto is one!
and use really fresh eggs. raidah and what is this whole thread about? ...without having to read through it? Speedhump LOL. It's about whatever you want it to be about, that's why it's called 'off topic' :D Just a thread to post your random daily thoughts. raidah allright, so let me shoot a rant here early in the morning. so the tenant before me has a pending dewa bill. he is bastard number 1 for not paying it. landlord is bastard number 2 for not looking after this matter. and dewa is the biggest bastard of all for sending me the bill 1st of all late, second of all telling me if its not paid this and that is in a few days basically, they will cut MY water and electricity. now when I told that idiot from the customer service to extend the number of days I have left to solve the problem of others and not staying in 40 degrees in the house, said he cannot do anything. he agrees, but he cannot do anything. in 3 years here I should have known better. bottom line if they do cut my w/e, god help that office where I show my face raidah oh oh wait, here is the best part. they collect the 1 k deposit for such situations, yet they still prefer to make life difficult for somebody who has no fault in this in the 1st place Misery Called Life well Raidah $hit happens, guess ur gonna have to go and fight it out. Ur Landlord should be made accountable. Do what you can, and hopefully the bastard number 2 ends up paying! freeneasy1 You've Won 700,000GBP & Car From Accu Lottery. Contact Mr.Adams Martins
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another one of thsoe scam mails freeneasy1
I receive them daily in my all mail boxes.If i reckon all the money i won through these scam emails,i can easily buy the whole Dubai. :shock: muyesser You cannot step twice into the same river for fresh waters are ever flowing in upon you.
Heraclitus portland
heheh same here Speedhump I have so many Nigerians who love me and left me money in their wills. I'm so lucky! :D RobbyG
Are you kidding me? 8) Speedhump Nah, don't they love you too? I think you don't know how to relax the spam filter settings on your inbox so you're missing out on millions of dollars coming your way, for only the outlay of a few thousand of your own hard earned cash to start the ball rolling. :occasion9: I really do need to come and give you some computer lessons.....:D :D You never been '419'ed mate? :D / (guaranteed virus-free by SH) RobbyG
Nope, I'm free from this crap.
I don't get much spam nowadays. I remember provider XS4ALL which was horrible. But not anymore. portland hehehe i always get to have million dollar account with mugabes daughter LOL... i wonder why so many nigerian spams... Speedhump
Nigeria has always been a pretty lawless place to do business, even when working with the government there. I love Nigerians, great people indeed, but they'll stab you while smiling... portland
LOL no comment dresden
I would like for you to meet my business partner. His name is George Agdgdgwngo. (Fone jacker)
Speedhump hahahaa, take all my money! sage & onion
You must love your e-mail in-box, mind you, 419 have a really bad rep., but I actually know some very good guys from Nigeria. muyesser :arrow: 4 :arrow: ... :) Speedhump Just got this one this morning (not a Nigerian scam this time, a S.African one) :D :D
Mr. Solomon Abbas
# 24 Blairgorew Road Ranburg Johannesburg
South Africa.
Direct Line: +27 71 988 8728.

Dear Sir,
I am Mr. Solomon Abbas, the first son of late Sir. Jabu Abbas, who was the Chairman of the farmer’s co-operative Union in Zimbabwe. I found your contact details while I was conducting a private research in your country companies’ directory for a reliable and capable foreign partner who will assist my family and me to transfer the sum of US$28 Million (Twenty Eight Million United States Dollars) to any personal or company account for investment.
My father was among the farmer’s who were brutally murdered in cold blood by the President Robert Mugabe Zanu-PF party supporters during the land dispute that just happened in my country Zimbabwe. This money was mapped out by my late father for the development of a new farm in Namibia and also to buy some agricultural machine (Farming tractors) for a new farming season before his sudden death. As the first son of the family I am faced with the responsibility to manage my father’s estates.
After carefully consideration with my mother, we resolved to contact you for your most needed assistance. We duly apologize for infringing into your privacy as I make this proposal to you as a man of integrity and high esteem.
This fund is deposited in a secret Security vault of a private Equity Trust Company here in South Africa. I am prepared to split 30% for you provided that 70% will be intact at the end, for my family investment in your country, as I am planning to relocate with my family to your country at the end. Note that this business is 100% risk free as my mother has planned out all the necessary modality for a free and smooth transaction.
You can read this website for more details on these crises in my country Zimbabwe
While, I look forward to hear from you soon. Absolute confidentiality and secrecy remain important in this deal.
May God bless you and your good family?
With my best regards,
Mr. Solomon Abbas
For the Family. Speedhump I love the question mark: 'May God bless you and your good family? ' I think the inference should be that God looks after those who look after themselves, and not idiots who wire large sums of money to unknown Africans :D RobbyG
You see, God being misused by godloving criminals.
It should be illegal :lol: ;) Speedhump Religion? I completely agree with you.... muyesser Religion itself cannot be damaging or helpful to human race in any way but our interpretation of it can. Without some surgery, Christianity would have had died years ago, because it doesn't go with modern western lifestyle. Wish other religions went under the same kind of treatment. Bora Bora Ok. Now I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but it seems that DF has become an "English as a Second Language Forum". There are some posters know what they mean to say, but I have trouble decifering it. It would be nice to go back to the original forum which was for "Dubai English Speaking Community" and possibly a new section should be open for "English as a Second Language". Then we have the philosphers, posting their words of wisdom. They really need to go the Philosphy and Religion Section and spare others the lessons in life that they want to share. portland ^^^racist^^^ wants to seperate english native from non english native LOL Speedhump
Guess it's up to the moderators to decide what they want? They do seem noticable more by their absence than anything else though....
I'm not sure that a standard English test should be required to post here though. By excluding people who speak English as a second language you dilute the experience. IMO anyway.
Is there a Philosophy Forum, I had no idea. Is it busy? I'll check it out. :D
You can retract your claws now my feline friend (after all, we are Johnny-come-lately's here....) ;)! Bora Bora
Dilute the experience? Example: Sharp.
Speaking English as a second language is one thing, struggling to speak it is another. I know many people that English is a second language and they speak, read, write perfectly. It's those that know 30 words of English that I find frustrating. Speedhump I agree on Sharp ;P Bora Bora
Not a racist you boob. But it would help if people could compose a sentence that makes sense to those reading, rather than the one writing it.
(BB looking around: Where's the lighter fluid?? Where are the matches??) intpages Nothing Sharp
Ahh, seem's i m geting what i need to get, let me add you, LOL!!... Sharp
Say what! you're the Boss!.... ;p.... Sharp Okay! now be serious!.. Do you guy's notice, somone of our forum memebe's 're not coming to forum!.. don't know maybe it me BUT.. i feel like that.. Snow, Puppypup, Zuzu, zuzudiva, Contect them if anyone have the line to reach!... PointGiven I still have to see a Bar in Sharjah. Aren't they allowed to sell alcohol? PointGiven Never mind, I just found this 'Consumption of alcohol is prohibited in Sharjah, so bad luck if you were expecting to while away your time sipping from your favorite poison..' :D sage & onion
Are you sure you know what your talking about? PointGiven
Are you sure you can read properly? puppypup
Obviously haven't looked at my FAVORITE REDHEADS and HOT AND PREGNANT threads in the entertainment section.
OMG, this Montezuma Revenge is really upsetting me. I need Desitin. sage & onion
The reason I said this is that the consumption of Alcohol is actually not totally illegal in Sharjah. For instance you can join the Sharjah Wanderers Rugby Club and providing you are a non-muslim you can legally consume Alcohol on the premises. You can also obtain a liquor permit in Sharjah, which will permit you to purchase Alcohol at one of the licensed liquor stores in Dubai A & E etc., and you can then transport it to your residence providing you have the receipt and have paid the Federal Liquor Tax of 30%.
Hopefully you can read the points given above. Speedhump
Good answer, pity he had to drag it out of you... :D Misery Called Life
:lol: :lol: The good sage is quite miserly with his wisdom. You gotta weed through the onions first! Bora Bora
Err, Desitin is for diaper rash hon. sage & onion
What are you talking about now?????????? Speedhump I think more like: peel off the onion's layers to find the nugget of sagacity inside.... ;) puppypup
I know but imagine heading to the loo hourly with both Montezuma's revenge AND being on the rag. It starts to burn and feel rather rashy from both the agonizing release and pad. Misery Called Life
Ewww. The two of you, confine such talk to ur PM system please! Bora Bora
MCL I didn't take it into the toilet - she did. And rather disgusting it is. FYI: Couldn't read her post without gagging. Speedhump It gave me a chuckle, sorry. Guess I'm made of sterner stuff. It's only normal body functions right? I think I recognise very few taboos! :D ;) Bora Bora
It gave me a gag. Yes, normal body functions, but there are just some things one keeps to themself and doesn't need to share. (Gagging again!) Sharp
Hmm!... that's totally fine!...BUT.. you should come over, we 're bussy in our work's, business, life in home i'm agree!.. i mean that's more importent then anything in out life!....BUT... I would still say you should come or evryone!.. we 're like a family now.. so off-course we wll miss you or all of you who is not coming since long time!.... wellcome home!... : ) Sharp Ewww. The two of you, confine such talk to ur PM system please!
Ahh!.. that's what am thinking too!.. we have Privite Message system... why not to Use it for somthing like that!... agree with you Mate!..... Bora Bora
Ahh!.. that's what am thinking too!.. we have Privite Message system... why not to Use it for somthing like that!... agree with you Mate!.....
Address your comment to the proper person and don't include me. I am not interested in hearing about her sore spots. Sharp
Address your comment to the proper person and don't include me. I am not interested in hearing about her sore spots.
Ohh!.. Bora Bora!. where have you been, thing's allright with you, i hope life bring's more good's on you're way!... jhbsnoopy Why don't you try going to dubaisurprises forum.www(dot)dubaisurprises(dot)com/dubai-forum/ Bora Bora
That's like saying why don't you go to the school playground and play with the little kids.
I like playing with the big kids here. WhiteJade No one. puppypup Audition tomorrow. Funny in filmdom, I get pegged as Latina or white. I'm never picked for "Asian" roles (I know I should be punished for auditioning for a role that is not my racial background and to take roles from real Asians but it's called "acting." Anyway yeah I do audition for them because well I need money and parts but I'm told I don't look Asian). WTF is going on with real-life vs. cinema/TV? :roll: Also got voice message to be a laugh track participant. Waiting by phone for Official confirmation. LOL ROFL. LMAO. I guess I'll be practicing my laughing to get into character. :roll: Misery Called Life
That has gotta take the cake! You actually auditioned for a role as an Asian? Filipino I'm guessin.... :lol: :lol: RobbyG
Now I understand your identity crisis.
You are still hanging in all those roles you perform. The solution for you, is to stop acting :lol:
Free the mind 8) puppypup It was so fun laughing. I was laughing for realz because our fake laughter was so stupid and funny. :D With all the Carradine news it's safe to say he was well hung and enjoyed hanging out. Speedhump
Robby what the hell is the new avatar? Looks like a Dutch girl smoking a juicy great reefer, but what's to the left of the picture, some lil' Dutch dwarf getting jiggy with her or something? I can't really make it out :D
Enlighten me or I'll go mad ;)
Cheers. Bora Bora
Seems someone else is having an identity crisis!!! Hope its just with his avatar!!! RobbyG
I stopped watching this topic, but you are lucky I watched into to see your question SH ;)
What you see is a Dutch Farmgirl, with a big can of Heineken beer in her arms, cut open with a bunch of roses hanging out, some other stuff and some clogs sticking out the top...
She's ready to move out to Dubai and is smoking her last 'stick of joy'...and God is she lovin' it... :D
Want a suckie? :wink: Misery Called Life
Damn those are the exact qualification of my current dream woman.
Wouldn't mind if she loses them clogs though :lol: Leave them on the shelve, use it for stationary or sumtin.
Hey Rob you say she's heading this way? Tell her I'll be waitin at the airport :D puppypup
If you need to watch expenses Misery, Dutch girls are the best because you go Dutch with them. :lol: RobbyG
If you don't look out luv, I go Dutch on you soon :D
;) Scotsman
my kinda gal! puppypup
Don't you mean you'll make me pay ? :shock: RobbyG
Only if you're really bad below the sheets luv. :D puppypup
Confused :? What does that mean in comparison to between the sheets? Scotsman
fek of puf, justo jokin. Sorry, really should be in bed. ERSE, DRINK!!! RobbyG
Nevermind luv. just playing with you ;) Speedhump Thanks Rob, now I can see it. Why is she messing with damn fine beer by putting FLOWERS in it??? Well she can come here anyways, I love the accent a Dutch girl has when she speaks English, something very hot about it. Plus she looks mean enough for me, I think she's a nipple clamp and handcuff kind of girl by the look :twisted: Oh, and careful of the puppy mate, it doesn't bite but it can give you a nasty tail wag...also I wouldn't want you to get lost in that forest...... RobbyG
Ha :D
Yeah they are ruff-girls, but very feminine also. However...forget the nipple clamp :D
Regarding the puppy: I will keep out of the woods :D Speedhump
Hey ruff-tuff works...oh yass.
I have done lines off the bar in Amsterdam with some sweet girls before, not party girls, just nice young ladies, love them all! Tip of the hat to your great country, me living on a barge when I made my 'mo money', I can see that... :D :D Misery Called Life
:lol: :lol: Hey Speedie is that what u tell your self before entering the brothel? :lol: :D Speedhump
Hey you young SOB, there's no need to fall in love with those young ladies, I guess you only have to pay them....where's the challenge in that....? :P
You know the term SPG...Sarong party girl?
Maybe you should spend some time in the Far East, you would understand that there's a lot of good times to be had without negotiating terms... LOL Misery Called Life
Hey I love a good challenge nothing like making a woman beg for it :wink:
(Well I ain't all that suave, but that's the endeavor :D)

SPG eh? NICE! You know I've got a thing for them oriental women!:D
and
The only negotiating I've done with my women has been over time and place 8)
But to be honest should I be standing outside a brothel in Amsterdam I might enter simply out of curiosity. I'm sure there are experiences to be had!
And as far as I'm concerned life is all about the experience!
Now where's Robby he was supposed to mail me a leather kitty latex costume, complete with claws and a whip! Red Chief
I saw a few but it happened 10 years ago. They were very amusing girls in many cases. I played with one of those chicks in beach volley on Sentosa Island. We were the best pair one day.
Sometimes some of them marry white guys. My university-mate was one of the victims.
Speedy, have you been to Singapore? Nice place. Speedhump
I spent a little time there. It's a lovely place, very civilised, A litlle boring I imagine compared to HK (I am told this, because I never visited HK). I am one of those freaks that loves Durian fruit so I should be there right now :D
Yes the SPG's are funny all chasing the ang mohs (white men). I don't think I could live there because Sing gals are like crack cocaine to me, it would be too dangerous, alamak! :oops: Whether Chinese or Malay, they are great, sharp, funny. I do a lot of business with Singapore and know the people are generally quick and clever.
And of course the food is out of this world.
Were you there long? WhiteJade Looks like someone hasn't got out of the ugliness yet. Speedhump You wish the world was all daisies and pretty ponies. WhiteJade Better than being part of the ugliness. Red Chief I had been living there for a few months only. Then I left the city for Hong Kong.
By the way I had never seen any TALL Chinese lady neither in Singapore nor in Hong Kong or Taipei. If you want them tall go to Beijing or another Northern City but they are as white as me there. rudeboy
lol cant believe you guys havent caught some disease yet in the far east :D Red Chief
Why are you so anxious? Your service is not required, Rude boy… Misery Called Life
Superior genes my friend :lol: WhiteJade INFAMOUS. Speedhump
some fight their way to the top, others lie on the bottom.
MCL in fact you have an admirer, your adoration is working ;) Speedhump
That's true. All are attractive though in their ways.
The only real beauty in the world is in raw nature, music, and women. You can keep the rest. Red Chief
In this case Dubai is definitely not your cup of tea. Neither of these is available here in their full beauty and variety.
Why do you like this sandcastle? I thought that only here you feel yourself as a Great Brit? Isn’t it correct? (I don’t want to insult but understand only.) Speedhump
That always has seemed to be your opinion of me which has always angered me as you know. I know my worth, wherever I am in the world. It's nothing to do with being validated by others, or how others see me. It may sound big-headed but you have to have your own respect. I hope you have the same. I am here because I like the heat VERY MUCH, and I am close to my customers whom I always had even when I was in the UK, and there's no tax, and it's safe for my daughter. There must a lot of other reasons that I can't be bothered to think of today. Oh, and I loved Dubai 10-12 years ago, it was strange and different to me. Now unfortunately it's getting much like any other major city of the world. But it must grow up I guess.
If I get treated better by shop staff or anywhere else for that matter because I am white, well you get exactly the same, don't make it about being British as you always seem to.
I would also ask what brings you here if you are not offended by the question? Speedhump I see your point, there seems at first not much on my list that fits the bill here. The local women can be heartbreakingly beautiful though, and Arabic music can be mind bending with its emotionally charged tonal scales, and the empty beauty of the desert is also something I can appreciate, when you stand in it and the silence presses on your ears like 30 feet underwater, and the sun on the sand in all directions making your senses reel. You can appreciate what has made the Arab a very uncompromising yet careful and ruminatory people, having to deal with such austerity as a part of live until only one recent generation. WhiteJade Pathetic. Speedhump :D Speedhump I guess I should be honoured that I am the only person you attack with your silly little one line barbs when I get angry on DF. But be careful, my patience is not endless dear. :P WhiteJade Dear yourself. I know you can't live without attacking people. Speedhump What did you just say to me a minute or so ago in another thread about minding my own business? Nobody is attacked that other people also have not also attacked for their childish, racist or otherwise objectionable posts. But you don't seem to worry about that. You are very blinkered! Is it so hard to practise what you preach...dear? Speedhump (the dear is sarcastic, I'm sure you get it ;)) puppypup I have a blog. Does anyone want to see it? It describes my interests. rudeboy
humpty and rc would be delighted to read about ur interests :D RobbyG
I would like to have a peek at it Puppy.
Wonder what goes on in that mind of yours ;) WhiteJade
Alright alright 'dear', you are allowed to go on with your ugliness then :lol: Misery Called Life
Hey I'm super interested!
I'm sure it'll have a lot of matter related to cuisine, Asians, Travel, and a peek into your exciting (or should I say $exciting) life :wink: Misery Called Life
Heartbreakingly beautiful is so so right good man!
So right you are! Sigh! Misery Called Life
Adoration??? Me ne pas compris speedy!
And who is this admirer who possesses such good taste! :lol: puppypup
I get Humpty is Speedo but who is RC? A cola? Please leave comments to all those who take a peek. It makes my blog look so active. :lol:

:lol: You know me pretty well. I'm still working on the traveling part but I'll get there. Trust me there is no $exciting life unless we're talking solo. :roll: Speedhump
I wouldn't be surprised to learn that even going solo in your own home is a crime in the UAE :D Red Chief
Where did she say that she likes doing it at home? It seems that she prefer to attract some crowd according to her activity on DF. Speedhump Hm yes, memories of seeing stage acts in Amsterdam spring to mind. But even they usually also involve some animal.... puppypup "I would have attended (the funeral) but I was tied up at the moment"
:lol: :lol: :lol: So funny Speedhump There you go with your Kung Fu fetish again. When you can take the buttplug from my hand, Grasshopper... donjoaoresort Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them. Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life. Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where “n” is the number of solutions that you have tried and “1” is that you have not tried. That’s life. Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it's not how we ‘care’ in the beginning, but how much we ‘care’ till ending. John Don Joao Resort puppypup Gosh blogging is work. puppypup I've been "hired" to write for a website. I get a penny for each view. Would any of you be so kind to click so I can at least make $5/week. :lol: :lol: :lol: Seriously any help would be great and maybe you'd find what I write interesting. Speedhump What's the URL?



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