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Odd things about you


RobbyG
Now thats my type of girl. Not too soon, not too late. :lol:
raidah
no thanks, my monthly PM is not due yet RobbyG
Purrrrrrrrrrr 8)
You are going to get a PM soon :wink: :lol: puppypup I'm not Asian but a part-time masseuse. Hulahula I'm Hawaiian with Samoan ancestry, but everyone thinks i'm Philippino.... puppypup
OH NO!!!! RobbyG They call me bum-face but my real name is actually Benedic;
So odd :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bora Bora
It's the face isn't it. I just knew it. RobbyG
You tell your daughters to stay away from Robby in the future.
Mommie is imaging way to scary now! :lol: :wink: :lol:
Don't want anything to do with THAT 8) RobbyG
Marvellous reply. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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raidah
trust me, you would raidah
perv to the bone :lol:
by the time I'd have kids at the dating age, you'd be grand daddy Sharp
Ohhh!!... You're good looking!!.... No kididng!!................... ; ) puppypup I'm short. Women in my family are 5'10" or taller. I'm at 5'7" :( pinoy1
not about me.. but I think I know someone who is not blond but still dumb. Chocoholic I can make you spontaneously self combust with one look! muyesser I look Russian, drink tomato juice with cabbage and can't stand stars... :lol: :lol: :lol: dresden I once got a "happy ending" from a part-time masseuse girl who was asian but said she didn't look it. portland i can make you fall asleep with a whack on the head...
Misery Called Life Got two left feet , but is still the first one on the dance floor....need dance classes ASAP! Tom Jones
I can believe that!
:) :) puppypup
Ah yes, that girl was barely 5 feet and you are 4 inches, right? Sorry I don't know the meters thing. Sharp
Wow!!......... My self look's like italian or turkesh!... if I have Just name!!................ it's oddd what You think!!............... Sharp
Wow!!......... My self look's like italian or turkesh!... even I have Just name!!................ it's oddd what You think!!............... raidah I have the as.s. of an african woman, the temper of a pit bull and Baba says I shouldn't go around children as my face would give them insomnia. :roll: Misery Called Life
With a face like Sandra Bullock, it ain't surprising.
Were I standing face to face with Ms Bullock I'd probably self combust too......
In my Pants! :lol: :lol: Misery Called Life
I don't know what ur Baba say's bout this, but hun you sound, Bootylicious :wink: ....which make you Raidahlicous :lol: :D Bora Bora
And you know that how? Because someone told you so? Do you believe everything you are told?
Signed: Angelina Jolie Misery Called Life
On an anonymous forum all I've got is your word.
Besides isn't that the beauty of it all. You can be whomsoeva you want.... :wink: RobbyG
He's got a good point here Bora.
Teenz right :lol: Misery Called Life
Tsk,tsk.........How predictable! Bora Bora
I have to agree. And why don't you fill my head up with a vision of you? On second thought, never mind. I probably wouldn't get much sleep with that picture in my head. canuckbid Imagination. Such a good thing. Different about me? I have a face only a mother could love.
Red Chief Nobody recognises me as a Russian in Dubai. Some people tries to treat me as a Brit. They guess that pay me a compliment. :? Misery Called Life
Use your imagination babe. Knock urself out! :D Bora Bora
I'm trying, but I just can't seem to be that creative. Misery Called Life ^^^ It's ok, there's no rush.....the adonis shall be gradually unveiled :faroah: ^^^ dresden yes, all 2 inches of you. ;) Misery Called Life ^^^ That's why it's called a teaser you moron ^^^ dresden ^ If 2 inches is all you have, I'd skip the show! :) you smallbig oxymoron! Bora Bora Picture in head! Picture in head! Not pretty! Not pretty! Get it out: :banghead: RobbyG
Even worse. His misery in life has become an attraction:
dresden ^ hahahaha. I guess god was feeling like a miser when it came to you huh Misery called life? Is that where your screen name comes from? ;) - All in good fun. I'm just kidding around. Bora Bora
Think with how sensitive some are that should be a standard in the undertag? dresden
There should be a mandatory sissy test before being allowed to join this forum.
Ofcourse that would weed out all but a handful of members.
C'est la vie.. Misery Called Life
Since when did God stop man? Haven't you heard of the saying,
The work on you that God failed to complete, will be done so by the plastic surgeon! :lol: :lol: :lol: Misery Called Life Hey Rob I was like that sometime ago.....Perfectly normal.
Somehow Dresden seemed confused (blames God et all) :? Either he's really old, or was born with Marfan's Syndrome!
These days I'm gunning for something like this:-

(Changing Pics cuz chocs might get scandalized) Bora Bora
gagging here. :pukeright: RobbyG
Not the only one.... :puke: Misery Called Life Bora take a deep breath......stop drooling! Sidekick gags as well........yawn :lol: dresden MCL, I think you need some reading comprehension classes.
When I mentioned God being a "miser", it was in reference to your 2 incher. I guess my 'below the belt' comment directed at you didn't hit much :o
I'm not sure what Marfan's syndrome has to do with me? Or is that an attempt for you to expend some fancy words?

Are you really gunning for Muscular young boys? I thought you were a guy too? Misery Called Life
Yea plz, get lost. Good riddance to bad rubbish! Misery Called Life
Well its quite evident that its you that needs comprehension classes. I don't need to explain myself any furthur.
Yea I realized that ur insinuations were below the belt you slimedog.
Quite evidently you don't posess an ounce of decorum and decency is not one of your virtues!
Besides if size is really that important to you, go find urself a pizzle you freak! Bora Bora
Dres. Shame on you. Prepare to start a thread "Message to MLC" with a statement. (You can cut and paste mine if you would like.) But on the otherhand you have such a way with words you will probably do a far better job than I did.) RobbyG
Ahh Common MCL. You can't change the fact that God gave you a minor 2 inches.
Nevertheless you're still Teen (big T probably) so you still have a few years to get on track with the miser(y). ;)
Keep it up son! You'll need it...one day :lol: :lol: :lol: Misery Called Life
Hey Sidekick ur entitled to ur opinions. I coudn't care less.
Besides, if u ever were with a woman you'd know that it takes lots more than a weenie to satisfy a her RobbyG
Thats what I said to my woman, but she left me anyhow to get a bigger one. :lol:
lesson 1: Never underestimate the power of the woody ;) Sharp Now that's turn's somthing else!!............. RobbyG
The odd thing about YOU, Sharp, is that you always talk nonsense.
When will there be a moment when you talk sense?
Practise and give that d@mn signature undertage a respray. Odd is your middle name obviously! :idea: Sharp Did I say somthing wrong over here!!!!...... Don't I have Soft heart!!.......... ; ) RobbyG
Please make an effort to show that soft heart of yours then!!?
A few dots, exclamation marks less and perhaps a few real sentences every so often would suffice in my 2 cents.
:twisted: Sharp I'm stilll keeping the way!!............... RobbyG
What did you say!!!? :? :idea: Sharp Well You still didn't get My bad luck Offcourse!!....... Okay let me expaline!!!............ I said even i'm trying!!....... ever since i came here I got a NiCe person over here... She/he/ (still didn't get about the gender).... writing Good Somtime's Make's me lough n smile!... n with all that!.. I'm Posting here regulerlly!........... Ahhh!!!.. Skiping the Odd thing's!!......... So that was what i'm trying to Say!............. (God Safe Me) RobbyG
I'm sorry, I didn't get that properly. What was that!?!
God won't save you here luv. Its the english language that makes us equally approachable.
Try it again, cause I still don't follow any of it.... 8) Sharp You're same like my Boss!!.... She alway's didn't get when ever I told her I Can't go out from Dubai for any branch servey!!........ it's life you will understand me n i will try hard to know about Robby the great!!!.. Ohh!! I mean...... "RobbyG"!!.... Beside feel free here... a guy here naver mind's!!........... Chocoholic Sharp, your posts are very hard to understand with all the ..... and ....... etc...... Can you just write normally please, then we can understand the points you're trying to make. Sharp
as You say!..... Chocoholic!!....... I will be on the track!!......... Sharp n Don't Say Please n Thank's at all!!........ anyone Of you!!....... Misery Called Life
Mr/Ms Sharp here was paying someone a compliment. Was it you Robby? RobbyG
I've tried scanning it three times now and still I don't see any coherent sentences or even clarity.
What language are you reading? Hebrew? :shock:
I'm lost :lol: raidah i talk in my sleep and was told not long ago that even laugh, kick, argue :lol: dresden Ahhh MCL,
Don't get your panties in a bunch. I was only kidding around.
Keeping in line with the thread.
Odd things about me: I like to joke around and poke fun at people who take things online too seriously. I also like to kick people off their high horses! Bora Bora
Dres, you were kidding with a kid. If he's that thin-skinned then maybe he needs to man-up if he wants to play with the big guys. dresden BB, that's some sage advice (and no onions! ;))
I'll take heed to your signature... Misery Called Life
Sure thing dude!

wonder where that attitude was when you were busy jotting down a thread to Snow! Sharp
Hey!.. it's not any Miss over here!... It's the Mr Right!!........
Well I won't Let you lost in any way!..... we 're in Dubai Offcourse!!............ RobbyG
:tard: Sharp
God!!!....... Don't be with Such FaCe!!................... RobbyG
Allright Sharp, I will stop being a turd. 8)
But will you at least try and make a flowing sentence like we do? Because I find it very hard to find any coherence in the meaning of your sentences.....separated.....by.....dots...!!!!!!
Thank you Sharp So mean's it's all about Dot's!, I'm use to with it!...BUT.... anyway Okay anything for you!.............. No Thank's I have been told this before!!....... Smile Now!! RobbyG :D Sharp
Ohh!!. You, smile nice! (Ahh i'm use to with dot's) but it's you again! WhiteJade I can sleep with my eyes open :roll: RobbyG
Get real woman. Hows that possible? :shock: WhiteJade
Ever watched gold fishes in sleep? And horses sleep standing. raidah there are people whos eyes are half way open when they sleep. RobbyG
Not in my bed you won't. :lol: raidah
you itchy again? or should i say still
:lol: RobbyG
One of those odd things in life :wink: Bora Bora
Well I have retracted my statement, which I am allowed to do. If you would like to be in the line of fire, be my guest.
BORA BORA IS BACK! RobbyG
Yesss, need a scratchpost Bora?
I'm selling MCL for a few pennies on the buck. Anyone? :lol: talkingbees I am from India ,I have an educational site
talkingbees[dot]com
And I tech English Online Leda I have OCD but only when at work dresden
Aside from this being spam, I find it hysterical that someone who is promoting an english-lessons website does it in broken english themselves.
LOL Bora Bora
And is going to teach it online! Leda
That's why he does it in Dubai, where the quality of English u speak doesn't matter alot :twisted:



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