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Misery Called Life a Chinese antique, which was in reality a long lost treasure......
sage & onion a friendly grizly bear who loves to catch..... BabyDoll It was a cold and miserable mid July, the clock on the wall says 2145. ??? HP
I was waiting for a cute girl in my bed room but then baby doll appeared :lol: English Girlie
.... with a friend! From England..... she was wearing a baby doll!
Had a cute smile and legs.... well, legs to wrap around you!
Just when I thought I was in heaven...... HP
Sage & Onion knocked at door and said ............... English Girlie
......NOTHING!..... he's totally speechless! :lol: sage & onion after recovering from the shock he realized that this game already exists, &start=270 BabyDoll
And he walked out! Just as that happened, a human beast sillouhette glided pass the doorway.
Is it .. Syler? Is it ...
(wouldnt be wishing you are still in a babydoll, would you?) :wink: Jeevan It is..... The hitman, whos been stalking the lady for quite sometime now, whith a contract to..

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English Girlie
Play the game!!! Pooper!
Might have a happy ending for someone! :lol: BabyDoll
Wait! If he is a hitman, he wouldnt be stalking!
Let you off this time :) And the story continues
........with a contract to gas the woman in close proximity. But he didnt realise ...... Jeevan ... how hungry he was till he saw the barbequed lobster and spicy chiken dumplings on the table, but.. BabyDoll but the telly was showing his favourite childhood cartoon, transformer. He glanced at the woman ... English Girlie
...... and pulled out a fully loaded gun!............... then.................. fayz .... then what happens everytime Jeev's is in a room with a women in a babydoll with his loaded weapon, a few amourous moments pass and ...........................wait for it, wait for it. 'A happy ending' :-P but not to worry Sage and Onion captured the moment on his new HP bought from some English Girlie Jeevan That was a quick end to the story habibi :lol: BabyDoll Not finish until the fat lady sings :lol: English Girlie Baby doll lays on the bed and the English girl goes to fix some drinks! Everyone is relaxed and comfortable...... ready for the fun to begin...........
sage & onion all of a sudden Ian walks in and tries to convince everyone that it is cricket we should be watching...... English Girlie
English Girl..... very bored now.... curls up in the chair and falls asleep! sage & onion
Where she starts to dream about.... English Girlie
Her 'knight in shining armour'!
He's tall, dark and handsome, with deep mysterious eyes and the most beautiful smile! She smiles and moans in her sleep as he introduces himself........................ BabyDoll And then shrek shows up ... BabyDoll Next to shrek, stood Concord. Babydoll woke up, " Hey Concord! Where have you been hiding lately? It's been a while. Are you playing with MAC??" Concord said ... Jeevan concord replied"No, i use windows and am trying to figure out vista right now." He asked her.. BabyDoll Have you windowed or vista-ed? And the response is :shock: Jeevan "Nope , i am linuxed if that helps, can i eat that lobster?" and he started.. BabyDoll
grabbing the lobster on the plate next to the telly.
Suddenly the lights went out .. sage & onion and when the power was restored she found that he was...... English Girlie
On his knees.... with a................. sage & onion empty Lobster shell in his hands, someone had..... BabyDoll ... bloody stole the flesh! His face turned boiling red now and ... sage & onion he started to rant and rave about the etiquet of Lobster dining.... English Girlie In walks the LG..... English Girlie leaves! :x English Girlie Everyone turns into their favourite animal!! Sage is a ....................??? BabyDoll His fiery gaze scanned the room. He reached for his silencer ... sage & onion along with everyone else in the room English Girlie
English Girlie asks - "where shall we go"?? :P sage & onion Sage replied, somewhere that would be out of bounds for LG (Electronics) & HP (Sauce) Mmmmmmm, we have to plan carefully... English Girlie
Oh sounds like heaven!
I'm right behind you! sage & onion the first thing we have to do is find a taxi.... Jeevan
Wait!!!, the hitman says, "No ones going anywhere till i know whos eaten my lobster!!" and he.. Jeevan
He mans his gun and orders, "everyone!! fall in a line, put ur hands up in the air, any false move and ur brains will be splattered on the wall!" but he forgets... BabyDoll to unzip his flyer ... everyone looked amused ... a cat entered ... English Girlie
The most beautifully groomed cat.... you have ever seen!
Long, black shining fur, with the biggest, deep green eyes!
She loves, shell fish and is licking her lips, whilst purring!.........
English Girlie sneeks out...... St.Lucifer English girlie sneeks out .. but she forgets to see whats out side the door.. the most beautiful cat had pooped right at the door... poor EG steps on it.. and almost yells.. then looks around searching for .... English Girlie
St Lucifer, who always carries tissue, just in case! :lol:
Now all cleaned up.... she looks for someone to join her for a chilled glass of Champagne!
Or maybe She'll go alone! :lol: St.Lucifer
Suddenly she realizes its all just a dream and her shoe is still half immersed in the cat poo.... :P .. removes the shoe n starts walkin with one shoe.. sage & onion whilst trying to get rid of the foul smelling mess on the other shoe, when suddenly...... English Girlie
Ahhh Sage I thought you were going to save me from all that shite!
Suddenly............ sage & onion around the corner comes our resident super hero, St. Lucif, with fresh air spray in hand.... English Girlie
What he uses aids to keep it stiff???
The hitman realises he will get knowhere in our company and leaves!
We are all free to go.... but go where................ sage & onion to look for a cool place to relax where we can...... BabyDoll .. pop a bottle of champagne. "Krug anyone? And pssst, there are some lobsters I hide under the bed from the hitman" :lol: Jeevan swim, have a BBQ, listen to some cool music and watch the sunset, we decide a secluded beach when... BabyDoll the hitman returns. "I smell zee lobsters.." Arghhhhh ..... Jeevan The hitman forgets his mission and walks towards the grill , hes changed now in place of his trademark guns he carries a kinfe and fork on hand... BabyDoll ...but there is no lobster on the grill. hitman looked :shock: Jeevan Ired and fuming he throws away the fork and knife, looks around sees Babydoll, sage, lucif and EG relaxing, he roars, "wheres my lobster???" BD sheepishly points out..... to the sea... BabyDoll and flashes a smile like this :lol: Jeevan The hitman dons his swimming gear, takes the boat and off he goes to get him lobsters when.. St.Lucifer
he suddenly realizes that he for got to take his only fishing equipments -- the knife n fork.... BabyDoll whilst the rest are watching this amusing scene from onshore. BD says "...some hitman he is !!!!" Girlie roar out a laugh so loud ... Jeevan That the hitman turns back, comes to the shore, takes his gun, points to the two girls, and says u think thats funny, now go and get us guys the lobsters.....orelse prepare to.... St.Lucifer petrified, BD and EG run towards the near by shop and search for fresh ready to grill lobsters... BabyDoll BD turns to EG..."do you think we loose them? I pretend to look petrify but pffffft ...how chauvinistic .... We should buy some PORK instead!!" Jeevan "NO, No pork, i want my lobsters, u give me the lobsters and i will take u on a cruise to atlantis." the girls... BabyDoll went ga ga ... Jeevan the lobsters are bought, and everyone boards the yatch , ready to sail off when.. BabyDoll BD pointed out...."there are no utensils for cooking" .... everyone gathers around the food but cant eat them... Jeevan LUcif lends a helping hand, offers to take the dingy to the shore and get the utensils, and everyone sets down to make a list... BabyDoll BD starts eating the lobster sashimi style. Jeevan Hitman looks at her lets her eat the one and takes others away to a safe storage space, sage and Eg make the list Utensils, charcoal burning fluid drinks water and wait for others to add... sage & onion no good having all that without the BBQ itself, now let me see which one I will get.... English Girlie Drinks..... doing the drinks! And let's change into something more comfortable...... feeling alittle silly on the beach in my babydoll! sage & onion at this point everyone starts to strip, we have lucif in his..... St.Lucifer :) in his dark blue swimming trunks...always ready for a swim :P .. turns back to show whats written on rear " Deep Diver...." :P n asks now u wanna be getting perved or go fishin.. :D English Girlie
I'm so hungry..... let's go fishing!
Someone needs to build a camp fire! Let's stay here for the night!
Did anyone bring marshmellows????....................... sage & onion actually I did, but they all melted in this damned summer heat, what's the alternative..... English Girlie
You bought them..... so you are a romantic too, the sage! Ummmm :lol:
Ok, so we are all on the beach, fully fed..... with fabulous fish that St Luc i got from our fishing expedition! Just found out I am no good at fishing..... thank heavens for St Lucif.
We are chilled out, few drinks sliding down our throats...............
NOW WHAT??????? :shock: sage & onion Suddenly, over the dunes, comes a roaring 4 x 4 and........... English Girlie
...... then another and another!
The three 4 x 4's stop just metres from our camp (they have black out windows) we have no idea who is inside!
Our hearts are racing in fear and anticipation............
Sage stands up..... 'like chief' head of the camp!
Jeevan, St Lucif joins him!
Babydoll and EG, huddle together under a large blanket, with just our eyes peeping over the top!
It is a tense moment, totally silent, just the sound of the roaring engines and our heart beats.......... sage & onion all of a sudden Jeevan opens his cloak and........ English Girlie
EG faints!! :shock: sage & onion It was the size of the gun that shocked her..... English Girlie
Loaded and pointed at.....?????? :shock: sage & onion the 4x4's that had appeared out of nowhere..... English Girlie
:roll:
The door of the first 4 x 4 opens...... and out steps.....................?????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: sage & onion MAC, dressed up as a hamburger, what are we to do.... English Girlie
..... wait! From the car steps another figure. Wearing black including a balaclava to hide his identity!
Jeevan steps forward and asks "who are you"... "make yourself known"
The man slowly removes his balaclava.... he is gorgeous, EG's heart starts to beat faster.... wow!
The man speaks.... "hi everyone, allow me to introduce myself"
My name is LG, MAC's special freind! :shock:
What next................ sage & onion Lucif leaps forward determined to reach the bottom of...... English Girlie
......... 'Babydoll'! :lol: :lol: sage & onion LG jumps forward with his...... English Girlie
..... eyes closed! Lands in a heap, hurt and crying!
"Help me someone I'm hurt"!
We all gaze at each other..... no one knows what to do, if anything!
St Lucif turns on some tunes and we all dance..... 'with the devil, in the pale moon light'!
The peeps in the 4 x 4, don't know how to react, so they.................. BabyDoll took out their machine guns pointing at those outside the 4x4. "We are from the Taliban, any Koreans here?" arniegang EG looks at Sage and replies:, "no Koreans here, we are with the Woolich" 8) St.Lucifer hearing the Witch sound.. the gun men think EG is a witch with super powers and they... sage & onion All jump into the air and start singing...... English Girlie
"We are family..... I've got all my sisters with me!"
They bundle EG into one of the cars and start their engines!
EG screams " someone help me..............
is anyone going to come to the EG's rescue............. sage & onion Suddenly, cap-a-flowing out jumps Super Arniegang and.... arniegang shouts....... "do not fear, AG's here" sage & onion Sage is confused. it's AG or is it EG or no maybe its LGGGGGGGG...... arniegang seeing Sage is confused, AG turns to him and screams "dont worry Sage, AG will get EG" :shock: English Girlie
Ohhhh, will you now!! :lol: sage & onion When you AG him in his tight jeans you will....... English Girlie
a) Fall about laughing
b) Have the time of my life
c) Lose my heart forever
d) Enjoy the moment, but never return!
e) Wish I had never come to the party!
or F??? arniegang definately F :P :wink: :wink: English Girlie
I think I may need saving again!! :wink: :lol: sage & onion meaning? Fight For Female Freedom arniegang AG looks over to the 4x4 and the back door is wide open, EG is sat sideways in the back with her feet on the sand. "nice legs, nice stilletos she needs help, she cant run in those".................. sage & onion AG whips out his converted snowboard, grabs EG and..... English Girlie
Ohhhhh..... do I hear the sunset beckoning!!! 8) sage & onion Everyone stops and whips out their glasses, for..... THE COVENANT dont you get women in real life you scumbags, or trying to achieve the unachieved in here sage & onion
Who asked you for comments?, play or stay out sage & onion whips out his magic wand, waves it about and..... SuperStAr
For an X-Ray vission, so that they can body scan...... sage & onion and make sure that the person is....... SuperStAr looking HOT from inside and that the females dont have any implants and they are original because..... sage & onion of my battery powered heart monitor which.... Jeevan wouldnt like silicone to be spilled on it, sage puts on the glasses and.... sage & onion sees Arniegang rushing through the door with his....... Jeevan lead underwear on to avoid sages stares through the xray glasses and... abdulnafees butterflies, eats honey all day long :P sage & onion And watches out for anything strange that may....... abdulnafees such as the time when he met Goldilocks... sage & onion and the three bears as they were...... abdulnafees HP the papa bear, English Girlie the mama bear and abdulnafees the baby bear sage & onion the strangest group of bears you have ever seen... abdulnafees but sage the bear was very happy to meet the family and fall in love with Goldilocks sage & onion the only problem with this was a very jealous Brother, HP..... abdulnafees Who tried his best to ruin up the relationship sage & onion however we were all saved when EG came along and........ abdulnafees and told everyone that Goldilocks is not straight sage & onion which had everyone really surprised until.... English Girlie EG - (a rather voluptuous and cute bear) and Goldilocks where seen bear hugging!! :shock: :shock: :shock: sage & onion which came as a very unpleasant surprise to...... fayz Surprising yes, but only unpleasant because the blood rushed from S&O’s head to below the waist, Goldilocks was also surprised by the transformation.
sage & onion of Fayz from a gentleman into a..... abdulnafees a ... a hairy monster....and sage & onion and this stirred very unpleasant memories of..... abdulnafees the ugly predator that ate up the old grandfather bear sage & onion who just happened to be my......... rudeboy ur mother in law :D sage & onion and my worst nightmare, especially when she....... BabyDoll saw you naked in your shower :lol: sage & onion especially before the water was turned on, however......... BabyDoll what really shocked her was, there was a dog and a duck in the shower as well .. sage & onion and the most incredible thing was that they were........ BabyDoll they were all wet - from waist down only (is that possible for the duck and dog??) :lol: sage & onion and trying to shake it off as they do, and then, in walks...... BabyDoll poof !! you woke up from your dream BabyDoll You try to go back to sleep. The clock now says 00:02 .... sage & onion you look round for something interesting to read and then suddenly........ BabyDoll
Who says its rain. Dude you have been in Pune for too long :lol: BabyDoll it thundered, followed by lighting - is this possible? what could it be? is it a .... Jeevan illusion?? how can it rain in dubai, its more of sand than water drops.... driving in such conditions can be... sage & onion fun, dangerous, crazy, so many things for us to experience, but when.... abdulnafees they saw the hurricane ahead a very bad one... sage & onion and extremely unusual in this part of the world, within a few minutes the wind was howling and..... abdulnafees the cow went over the moon flying above in the sky..... sage & onion but of course this was the illusion brought on by panic, in reality it was only..... abdulnafees some sort of trash .... and the air striking very hard sage & onion against the windows in the high rise building, then all of a sudden..... Dubaidude007 ...It started snowing; covering the desert in a blanket of white sage & onion which was shocking to the local residents who had only ever seen snow on the TV and MOE, but now, what are we to do........ Dubaidude007 The govt declared weeks of holidays because they could not deal with the calamity of as much as a foot of snow on the ground... sage & onion and meanwhile they tried to import snow plough's from USA, but alas.... Dubaidude007 when they got to Dubai, RTA decided they were not the right size of plows and.... sage & onion decided to adapt them for use as trains for the Metro, the only snag was.... Desert Scorpion the stupid plows were much wider than the Metro track this meant that... sage & onion RTA had to go in for a massive re-construction programme in order..... deadlife because their current system sucked and sage & onion they believed that they could get things back in order if they...... pete t pay 2 billion to make the snow plough's submersibile to keep the palm islands in shape but .... uding22 its not possible.so they.... pete t .. pete t and Ron Burgundy's study on "mini shirts for muslim women" gets him kicked out of the country SO... Mdmaiorano hired an expert named Ron Burgandy to conduct a study about.... sage & onion the result of this action is still to be absorbed by the Jewish Community which unfortunately...... muyesser that led to a female insurgence in Israel, and weeks of demonstrations against R.Burgundy's deportation... Snow ...to Las Vegas where he won 10 million dollars and fled to the moon with it... sage & onion however before his departure he managed to purchas a...... Snow ...souvenir from a gift shop... dee7o
.....that was infested with rats..... sage & onion and the biggest cats you have ever seen were in and out of...... WhiteJade of a wicked witch being sealed inside a lemon tree for thousands of years, vowing for revenge on... Khelben Zoltar, for it was he who snuck into Princess's private observatory.... WhiteJade Which was haunted by a crowd of ghosts of people died when building the observatory. The ghosts are prank addicted and always ready to... Misery Called Life possess any person who enters the observatory without consuming the (safety) potion, which......... WhiteJade has a secret formula invented by the sealed witch who... Misery Called Life used to travel on a broomstick and is married to a muggle( earthling in Harry Potter lingo), through whom she bore an attractive mixed breed daughter who..... WhiteJade fell in love with his own father who... Misery Called Life ......was a mean mean man, who would do anything to get his hands on the secret potion of immortality........ WhiteJade the formula being kept inside the daughter's body. It can only be activated and visible when... Misery Called Life She finds the love of her life. She has been cursed and is forced to wear a chastity belt, which can only come off when...... WhiteJade she successfully kills 99 9 year old boys and collects 99 drops of blood from each. The young witch had made 98 cases, now looking for the 99th... Misery Called Life victim, after which she will successfully have removed her chastity belt... Domenico and continue her life... Misery Called Life in search of her love who......... zuzudiva would give her a.... WhiteJade magic fluid which can transform her into a common human being. One day, the little witch Zaza was travelling to the other end of the woods where she lived when she saw a woodman trying to chop down her favorite cherry tree... zuzudiva she screamed and jumped on him.... WhiteJade 'Stop! You'll get hurt!' said the little witch. Astonished by Zaza, the woodman Yoyo stopped himself and stared curiously at her. 'Why will I get hurt?' asked him. The kind little witch then explained to Yoyo that the cherry tree had been being irrigated by her magic water, which protected the tree from external harm and may help in turn release poisonous air... Misery Called Life The naive woodman laughed out loud. Zaza he said; quit imagining things all the time. Zaza shook her head vigorously and tried to pull him away.....But the woodman just shrugged lil Zaza off and continued chopping. Suddenly there was a loud explosion... WhiteJade The air got cleared bit by bit. Yoyo was gone. Lying there his heart, suddenly started to talk!!! It said... (MCL, explosion in a fairy tale....awful!!! :cwm21:) zuzudiva wow. what a relief... WhiteJade 'Zaza my love, take my heart with you, find yourself the rest 2 substances and you are ready to produce your transformation fluid' zuzudiva ans zaza in search of transformation fluid travels to.... Misery Called Life many a distant land. She searches near and far, yet finds nothing. Despair begins to creep in. One autumn evening as Zaza was flying around on her broomstick, she notices a handsome young man, gardening below. Zara was captivated. She felt a tingling sensation of longing .....Crash....Zaza flies straight into a branch and falls of her broomstick...... WhiteJade she was saved by a caring peasant couple... zuzudiva young man tito says: r u ok o beautiful lady? then zaza says:... Misery Called Life Just as Zaza was about to say something, she remembers her curse. All her lovers..... zuzudiva would turn to... WhiteJade bats when the dark falls; while the little witch would turn into a jade statue during day time, once she's in love. In this case, the curse will part them forever, as only one of them can be human... Misery Called Life Edited - MOD RobbyG Edited - MOD sage & onion
and the other will be..... WhiteJade
Pls read my works again, Sage :lol: sage & onion
Please continue the story WJ :D WhiteJade
a bat(at night) or a jade statue(during day time)---ref. my post before last one.
The little witch has been staying with the loving peasants couple for quite a long time now, hiding carefully the woodman's heart and a drop of blood extracted from those boys' blood she's been collecting so far well from the affectionate old couple, looking for the third and last substance for the making of her transformation fluid.
All seems going well except the only problem. She has no idea at all, what this substance is...
At the urge of being a human being, the little witch made her adieu to the peasants couple and went on searching... VRV ...for her mentor "Igor of the east". "perhaps he can help me in my quest" she thought to herself as she hovered over the angkor thom temple. he finally appeared walking towards the holy mastaba so she... WhiteJade secretly followed him...



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