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It has been reported that those in the Ukanistan Cricket Team who don't have an OBE, will receive one after Ukanistan's last gasp victory against Nu Zilland today.
When interviewed doing a lap of honour of the Hobart Cricket Ground after their victory with 1 ball to spare, chasing the huge total of 206 for victory and a very demanding 4.12 runs per over, Freddy Flintoff, former Ukanistan captain and MOTM for today's game said "It was a brilliant victory and one well deserved. We've worked hard all summer here in Australia, and the hard work is finally paying off."
Whilst it has been some time since the Ukanistan cricket team won *anything*, given that it has been a long time since Ukanistan won anything at all, the House of Lard-arses had no hesitation in immediately approving the OBEs.
Nice work lads.
iceman
Great news !!! :P
Galactico
hahah
they should give you an obe for coming up with all this :D :D
sauron
And OBE stands for? Oppressively Boring Entertainment
* ducks as ball comes whizzing over from silly mid-off*[i]
sage & onion
Damn, I missed :wink: