Emad
Hello all,
My name is Emad, I am a dual nationality citizen, I am British/Egyptian.
I have recently moved to Dubai, and I am looking for new friends.
If you would like you can drop me a message at , or if you would like you can call me at 050-558-4071.
Looking forward.
Thanks
leila
Nice very friendly fellow, greetings and welcome to the forum
I guess ur a little bit excited about the new environment.
Take it easy, have fun with your new friends.
FAKESPIKE
welcome
175bpm
Advice to live by
1. If it's stupid but works then it isn't stupid.
2. It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only four to bitchslap the asshole that's pissing you off.
3. Just because the person you're arguing with isn't you, it doesn't neccesarily mean they're wrong.
4. However, consider the balance of probability.
5. Minds are like parachutes; they only function when open.
6. Minds are not like parachutes; jumping out of a plane at 20,000 feet equipped with only your brain is rather ugly.
7. Don't be a fuckwit.
8. Pain is inevitable; misery is optional.
9. There are a million ways to be a great mom, but no way to be a perfect one.
10. There's no such thing as too much chocolate.
11. If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.
12. Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
13. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.
14. The only way to have a friend is to be a friend.
15. Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.
16. Wisdom is the wealth of the wise. Honesty is the first chapter of the Book of Wisdom.
17. If you want to be heard, speak up..If you want to be seen, stand up... If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
18. No one has ever changed their political views, religious ideals, environmental behavior or personal code of ethics due to something written on a bumper sticker. Ever!
19. Contrary to popular belief, expressing your views on any of the topics above in such a way as to make yourself sound superior to others only motivates said others to hate your pathetic little guts.
20. Freedom of speech is not to protect the ideas which you like most, rather it is to defend those which you like least.
21. Things which matter most, must never be at the mercy of things which matter least.
22. Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
23. The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
24. When things are getting you down, have a nice hot cup of Shut The Fuck Up
25. Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about the twentieth century.
26. Beware the one who wields a power greater than himself.
27. Far away places always seem like a good solution until you get there and realize you brought yourself along.
28. Curiosity was framed; Ignorance killed the cat.
29. Be not inhospitable to strangers lest they be angels in disguise
30. Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out.
31. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished
32. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
33. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
34. One is seldom criticized for a closed mouth.
35. Nobody is as deaf as those who choose not to hear.
36. Raising your voice does not reinforce your argument.
37. Unless it's expressly forbidden, anything goes.
38. If the problem can be solved by writing a check, it's not a problem, it's an expense.
39. Never eat oysters when you're lonely.
40. Make sure your tools are doing most of the work.
41. A sharp knife is the safest one.
42. What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
43. Never sleep with someone crazier than yourself.
44. There are no stupid questions.
45. There are, however, stupid people.
46. Everybody's life has problems all the time. There are no exceptions.
47. Work with what you have. Not with what you had, or should have, or think you're going to get. Work with what you have.
48. Life exists cause we couldn't make this stuff up.
49. One day, you'll be dead. It's then too late to do all the things you want to do, and have all the experiences you want to have. Plan accordingly.
50. One's life is never so hurried and rushed that they should fail to take the time to be polite.
51. No one ever died wishing they had spent more time in the office.
52. Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
53. To fall in love is to create a religion with a fallible deity
54. Never keep up with the Joneses; drag them down to your level - it's cheaper.
55. If the thought of something makes you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, assume that you are not allowed to do it.
leila
These tips are too much for me to live by. I have to put all those 55 points inside my head. Admittedly, these sounds logical but not all practically applicable.
Jamal
damnn man u kept on mentionin ur dual citezenship shit over an over again
wat do u think that gonna make u get some free pussy or wat fool
as a matter a fact im gonna call ur ass up an set u straight nigga
leila
Give him a break man! at least he is trying and seems like thats the best idea he can come up with. And besides why do u care? are u jealous that he would be having a lot of ladies, and u ending up with whores. lolz. Give it up, u will have your own time, the only question is when?