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Men.....I like them anyway;) Part 2


Tropic23 How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. What's the best way to kill a man? Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one. What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted a several times. What's the smartest thing a man can say? "My wife says..." What's the quickest way to a man's heart? Straight through the rib cage. Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened
Galactico I guess some guy must have put you in a bad mood today Tropic23
Not really :wink:
I still have my popcorn..... 8) Galactico
Not for long my friend not for long :wink:
watch your back :P Tropic23
It`s late.....why still awake?! :wink: sage & onion
Same could be said for you!!!! Galactico
I was thinking the same for you ?
Your scared to sleep because I will take your pop corn :lol: sage & onion Don't eat popcorn Galactico That was for Tropic not you :lol: Your teeth would rot :lol: sage & onion
What teeth :cry:

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Tropic23
I`m sure to be older then Galactico :wink: Galactico
Im 26 and You ? sage & onion
Tico is an old Man U Supporter Tropic23
Dare it..... 8) Tropic23
23 :oops: Galactico
26 is young 8) Galactico
I thought so Tropic 23 comes from that
I guess its your bed time then little one :wink: sage & onion Looks like Tico is the Old Man here :wink: Tropic23
Not really..... :wink:
Galactico
Not has old as you old timer :lol: Galactico
So how come you still awake its like 3 in the morning over there :shock: sage & onion
You got that wrong Tico, I'm in my second childhood :lol: Galactico
haha Ok :lol: Tropic23
3am?????!!!! :shock:
Sh...... Galactico
Ok :lol: Deniz
:wink:
i m always child :p Not_Sure what the ell u all doing awake at 2 to 3 am!!!! :lol: I cant recall monday being a public holiday eh :) sage & onion Presidents Day in USA



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