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Tropic23 What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes. What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys watching a football game. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? Telling you his real name. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones. Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? . . . . . . . . . They all already have boyfriends :wink:
sauron :lol: :lol: :lol: Great comeback for the ladies. Deniz
i have the one ;) ^ian^ Women! Can't live with them... can't kill 'em. Jeevan hmm will have to dig down in my resources Bleakus haha very nice Galactico haha nice THE COVENANT do you people have nothing better to do :) i mean if ur bored do something constructive rather than posting these silly messages. ^ian^
Is that a rhetorical question? THE COVENANT you are Dr. D so you should have the answer , shudnt u?

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^ian^
I'm not Dr. D.
Dr. D is on holidays. sage & onion
Who asked you?, mind you what are you doing reading the posts if they are so bad. THE COVENANT
wohoo chill grandpa, i dint mean to offend you i am just voicing out my thoughts bear
True Lies was an awesome movie. bear
You are not new you faker! you know that Sage is old! Who are you really? Bleakus busted! ^ian^
Yeah I thought they were a reg. just having some fun.
Just a little too obvious. sauron Fun for him, maybe. Hey, I'm another newbie with attitude ( actually, I'm a retread.........or is that retard? ) So Dr. D is on holiday? I look forward to his 'I'm baaaaaaaack' post with great anticipation. Bleakus
O rly? i wont have guess that you are!!!
j/k, im just having fun, im sorry ;)
Galactico
aah you wanted to make an impact :lol: and how did you know sage was old :?: sauron
Next time your are at paintball..............I hope someone retires you :twisted: Bleakus
thats wasnt that nice sauron, why dont you come to paintball sometime ;) Galactico
I guess you wont be happy until everybody is a paintball fan 8) sage & onion
Yeah your right Bear, however I am not old, just nicely matured :wink: sauron
You know, dude, I just might. :D Bleakus ^^you know what to do then... sauron ^^^ When is the next one? THE COVENANT
Oh yea!! prove it :) i have friends on here who have met most of the veterans, and we do discuss the forums once in a while ^ian^
You must have boring friends. THE COVENANT
i dunno coz u know them too, so if i keep boring company so do u:) ^ian^
I know everyone. Bleakus ^^its time to end the "quote" frenzy ;) sauron And the paintball frenzy? :wink: Bleakus
it should never end :D sage & onion
Agreed, everyone to their own Not_Sure
Look at ur avatar....wrinkled for head...beard....and u wonder HOW people might guess or call u old man???? lol...probably would need rocket scientists to figure that out. sage & onion Who asked yah Puss? Not_Sure What are freinds for eh? :lol: constantine i like women bottoms up in the night and sunny side up in the morning... :wink: Jeevan
Dude when did ya get back? constantine
been really busy...in fact am off to toronto next week for a week...got my PR...wuuhuu!!...when i come back plan not to travel for a while...whew!! dont envy people who do this much travel on a regular basis...how you been?...we should do the kareoke again huh... Jeevan yea lets do it again and call all the women and hear them croak hahaha. i know scarlet and ange can sing well , have heard about pretty penny being a good singer but lets see who else is up for it . and lets do it at the same place ?? i love the food man hehehe been there twice already after that constantine
no kidding !!...yeah pretty penny is a good singer...and scarlets very good too...yeah would love to sing at the same venue...man our whole bill came to 30 a head...cant beat that anywhere..with BYOB...what did you think of my croaking/shouting/screaming /general drunkeness...hahahaha...i was like "dang another day in the life of crazy loco constantine"...nick81 and my bohemian rhapsody rendition has improved!! Jeevan sorry for hijaking the thread tropic but cant help it hehehe man const if u and nick do it again this time it will be near perfection i guess hahaha. you were pretty cool i guess u sang every song with everyone. so lets do it again soon :) man i wanna eat the roast duck :oops: had it both times when i was there constantine yeah sorry for hijacking the thread too...the duck there rocks...actually all of the food was awesome!...am back on 8th of march...are you going to desert rock?....iron maiden /prodigy /iincubus... Jeevan if my work doesnt come in way i surely will :) once ur back lets get together again i will be free from the event by 13th of march IM prodigy hallowed be thy name :oops: i love that constantine sure march wil be revival of kareoke!!....nick IAN!!... Jeevan they will always be up for it :) no worries so march it is :) Bleakus ^^what about people who cant sing like me can i watch instead? constantine
thats what nick said when he first came...but he eventually conquered his fear of croaking...now he is karaoke legend...so is Ian with his excellent rendition of Billy Jean... Jeevan
Bleak even i cant sing for nuts, but gave it a shot, its fun dude u would enjoy it :) Jeevan I guess no women are gonna conquer their fears hehehe. not a single lady has replied as yet dunno if all are offline but lets wait and see how many of them are a game :) constantine
yeah you were pretty sporting...now you got to do a solo the next time!! Bleakus
OH HELL NO, not billie jean :cry:
haha i can picture it right now Bleakus
ok ill give it try, which song do the ladies want me to sing for them? ;) Jeevan
now thats like asking venkatesh prasad to hit a century :lol: Bleakus so you guys sing hindi songs too?? Jeevan nope dude something that all will understand, from rock, to pop to love songs to fast numbers its a riot , :) constantine bleakus thank god no!!...we are bad enough with english...for hindi you need mad skillz bro Bleakus OH COME ON, its worth a try ill do the chicks voice in the song if you feel that embarassed about it guys Jeevan well can give it a shot bleak but i dont think they have the hindi tracks with them :) constantine
if you promise to also dance around a coconut tree...then maybe jeevs and me can pe persuaded to belt out a hindi masala number...WUT SAY YOU yaar? Bleakus OKAY but im not wearing no sariee okay constantine
thank god!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Jeevan lol i am up for it, me and const will belt out a hindi number and u do the dance sequence. :) Bleakus
what im not pretty enough constantine
if you were a girl i'd refer to the plastic surgery post... Jeevan lol bleak i guess we scared the girls away :) Bleakus ^^constatine started it :evil: :lol: :lol: Galactico ^^^^I think all 3 of you should sing together You can name your group Charlies Angels The Arabi, Desi version singing Dil To Pagal Hai (I can just imagine it now ) what a sight 8) :lol: :lol: Bleakus haha the next nsync Galactico I think Charlies Angels is a better name 8) :lol: Bleakus which one is the blonde one, that one has to be good-looking Galactico Bro it would be the Charlies Angels the Arabi Desi Version No blondes needed there
you and jeevan with sari's on :lol:
what a sight lad what a sight :lol:
you could have special gig for the DF Members singing desi songs :lol: sauron Hello boys! yeah, we girls are here, but we are looking on in disbelief! I think you could do a Village People number, then you can argue over who gets to be the Red Indian, lumberjack etc. :twisted: P.S. Bleak, I think you would look quite cute in a sari :oops: Bleakus Oh dude, i dont wanna go to jail for dressing up as a woman didnt know you like that stuff dude, guys dressing up as women....ssshhheeesssh Galactico hahaha I dont you were the 1 talking about wearing a sari :lol: :lol: It was your idea :? sauron :lol: Works both ways, dude. I was gonna offer to be the guy in the leathers. Bleakus
haha, everything has a price dude sauron
name it :wink: Bleakus Ill have to think about it sauron
Chicken!!!! Bleakus how much are you willing to pay? ;) Galactico ^^^You would wear 1 :shock: :shock: sauron ^^^ Hmmm, how to get the funds? Perhaps a DF collection? Who'd pay to see Bleakus in a sari...........singing? All proceeds to go to a charity of choice..................... or the drinks kitty. constantine It's a "post"mortem here...a "cross" section is needed ...help!! i am having nightmares!!!...i want some pamela ...pronto!! Galactico
Dude your the brains behind this idea not me . I dont want to take any credit for this :lol: :lol: sauron So cash only? :) Galactico I was only messing I thought it was funny idea however I dont wanna see him in 1 But If he does go through with it he is mad :shock: :shock: A guy wearing a sari :pukeleft: sage & onion Tico, what are you getting yourself involved in??? Galactico Nothing now I just got myself out of it Read the last 2 pages you will understand Jeevan hmm i been away for some time and this thread has taken a wicked twist :lol: Galac dude u seen me what did u think off when u said i could wear a saree :shock: imagine a skinhead in a saree :shock: :shock: well we have done charity events before Dubai knight shaved his head and all the amount pledged was donated . Not a bad idea actually hehehe. Sauron a man in leather :shock: will u come with all accesories whip, cuffs and all :lol: :lol: sage & onion
Hey J, this is getting weird man and anyways Tico is not here and would only come wearing his Man U shirt if he was (Also weird :lol: ) Jeevan u think this is weird? let things proceed a bit more and then lets talk :lol: sage & onion
You got it m8 :lol: Galactico
hahaha
When I suggested it that was what I was imagining a skin head with a saree :lol: :lol:
I thought it was funny never seen that before
:lol:
I was waiting for your comment where you been man? Jeevan a cpouple of truck loads of work keep on posting in between :) but dude a saree ?? on me?? :shock: i guess u want all the people to give up forum meets sage & onion
Oh, I don't know J, it may atract more :wink: Jeevan Sage dude u have seen me if u say i dress up as a devil or a barbarian it would be cool but a saree :shock: let bleak have the honors for that, lemme stick to my guns Galactico hahah Nah not on you bro it was just an image. I was thinking of bollywood never seen that in the movies before :shock: :shock: Any guy wearing 1 is crazy even for a laugh :lol: So for the Record I dont want Bleak or You wearing 1 :shock: :shock: subject closed A saree only looks good on a women 8) and looks even better when on that bollywood actress Pyrianka Chopra 8) Jeevan ohh so its cool then :lol: but i would still love to see sauron in leathers whip et al. :lol: Galactico
It's all good 8)
Subject Closed 8) 8) Bleakus oh dang dudes you hijack the sigums out of the dude's thread :lol: sauron
Can I borrow yours? Jeevan bleak i have apologized beofre for hijacking the thread , so i have the full rights to continue with my incoherant thoughts in here :lol: :lol: sage & onion
Glad we got that straight then J, agreed no saree for you, but maybe we could get Tico to dress up in one, no Man U. design though :wink: Bleakus
but you didnt do your "im sorry" dance for the thread :D sauron Actually, I apologise. It was me that started the hijacking. :oops: So, guys, are you going to punish me......................please? :twisted: sage & onion

Coming up :wink: Jeevan
borrow what ? :shock: Bleakus
whats your safety word then? sage & onion

I think this one would be more suitable for your crime :twisted: Nick81
*shivers at the thought of what might be going on in S&O's bedroom... Good thing your kids are scattered around the world m8. Would've been quite a traumatic experience for them :lol: :lol:
j/k sauron
Ha! Don't play the innocent. But if you really haven't got any, I could ask Bonitta. sage & onion
LMAOROFL sauron
Hmmm. You are very informed, Mr Bleakus. The word is : SAREE sage & onion
Its an Acronym for; Single Aircraft Reach Eastwards Eventually Jeevan
no please dont ask her will give it to u :lol: Bleakus ill bring my paintball gun, spice it up a bit ;) Jeevan OK now i guess its gonna turn out to be a fancy dress karaoke event lol :lol: sauron
Get thee back to the Games Forum. sauron
+1. I think he should be renamed : S & M Jeevan ok sauron are ya coming for the karaoke, rather have u been to any of the meets? just a query :?: sauron Yes, would like to and no I haven't been before. Jeevan cool enuff will keep ya posted, let const get back and me get through with the event that i am tied up with and we will plan it with some delicious chinese food to go with it :) constantine **burp** Jeevan did ya read thru all of it const :lol: constantine
nope mate thats why the random burp :lol: ^ian^
I was so bad at Karaoke last night.
Really, really, bad. Jeevan
u kidding me which ones did ya sing? sage & onion
Walsing Matilda constantine i was worse...though the eye candy at gato's wasnt bad...hmmm.... Jeevan hmm so it was a bad day for everyone lol constantine
""Bad boys bad boys what you gonna do...what you gonna do when they come for you""...sing along now...
nah it was fun ...it was a friends farewell and the kareoke was a last minute very drunken decision...but a brilliant one at that....DR D and me are thinking of organisng one at his kingdom of chad soon...while we figure out how to get a hold of kareoke songs...jeevan did the chinese place give you any grief when you went back?...i heard from DR D that i might be potentially on the "hit" list if i ever go back :oops: :oops: Jeevan
Nah man they were pretty cool :) no issues with me lol i guess a lot happened after i left the other day ^ian^
Eye candy? I think you were having trouble seeing straight out of either eye.
Not that I can talk... I was shamozzled. Jeevan
I can make out know how u two must have looked like :lol: :lol: ^ian^
Hahahah... we were even stealing people's songs.
I think the big meathead bouncer wanted to hurt us. constantine
jack brings out the beast!!...i am sticking to malt...there was that brit bird who was speaking to me in bengali...and i think the canadian friend of yours was trying to slap me kinkily or maybe outta revenge because i totally and utterly spoilt her song.... constantine
you and nick were sorely missed...well after i come back...we do cheap and cheerful kareoke for sure...beats going to a night club any given day... :wink: Nick81
true true
Yalla we'll organize this as soon as ur back Jeevan i need no invitation lol :)



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