nacdxb
... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.
... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
arniegang
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
:lol: :lol:
Chocoholic
And I've read this one how many timeas this year already? Obviously men are boring and never change.
xibit
^ u should meet me
ill change ur views about men
Liban
- Chocoholic wrote:
And I've read this one how many timeas this year already? Obviously men are boring and never change.
Good, so dump your boyfriend, become a lesbo and move on..,. :roll:
Dubai Knight
Obviously men are boring and never change.
Correct. We don't change.
So how come every girl we meet tries to change us?
This is how we are...live with it!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight
nacdxb
- Chocoholic wrote:
And I've read this one how many timeas this year already? Obviously men are boring and never change.
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
Corcovado
- nacdxb wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
And I've read this one how many timeas this year already? Obviously men are boring and never change.
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
wohooo so very true :lol: :oops:
Dubai Knight
- nacdxb wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
And I've read this one how many timeas this year already? Obviously men are boring and never change.
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
Cats= Small women in fur coats!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight
nacdxb
- Dubai Knight wrote:
- nacdxb wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
And I've read this one how many timeas this year already? Obviously men are boring and never change.
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
Cats= Small women in fur coats!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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arniegang
Pussy = Larger women in Fur coats
:lol: :lol:
Dubai Knight
- arniegang wrote:
Pussy = Larger women in Fur coats
:lol: :lol:
Pussy = Sniper?
8) 8) 8)
Knight
arniegang
- Dubai Knight wrote:
- arniegang wrote:
Pussy = Larger women in Fur coats
:lol: :lol:
Pussy = Sniper?
8) 8) 8)
Knight
:lol: :lol: :lol:
irish vanessa
I love men!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Wafaey
I think women's DNA is way to similar to cat's one or maybe they are twins seperated at birth :P :P :P