rvp_legend
- Bleakus wrote:
- Loving_Winter wrote:
MEN!
Explain me one thing: why if a man has a lot of girlfiriend he is called Casanova but if a girl has many boyfriends she is called wh*re
A? :?:
its a society thing
Agreed, depends where you are.
ajb
- brayker wrote:
Now princess, if you had to live as a guy for a week you'd understand just how difficult it is!!
i mean , we have two heads to think with (though surprisingly we never have bouts of 'headaches' that ladies claim to *laughs)
we have appendages that do not always necessarily obey our orders
and thirdly, we have two heads to think with (and they tend to repeat themselves!)
you know the chemicals released in the brain during $ex can ease headache pain .... so you really shouldnt let that one be used as an excuse not to!
yorky500
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
^ian^
- yorky500 wrote:
You know stuff about tanks.
Being a male, I have found this one particular quality can get you out of all sorts of scrapes.
weary_heart
:lol: :lol: :lol:
yorky500
I suppose you could call it a "curve ball" when you happen to mention it in the middle of a conversation you are losing! hahahahahahahaha
Bleakus
i have a feeling that this thread is going to be an endless one ;)
sage & onion
- ^ian^ wrote:
- yorky500 wrote:
You know stuff about tanks.
Being a male, I have found this one particular quality can get you out of all sorts of scrapes.
Ouch
Just fell of me chair :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
scarlet
Yes but what about being idiots when it comes to girls? :lol:
I had a man tell me the oter day that most smart men become idiots when dealing with women.
Why is that? Does it still make you happier?
^ian^
- scarlet wrote:
Yes but what about being idiots when it comes to girls? :lol:
I had a man tell me the oter day that most smart men become idiots when dealing with women.
Why is that? Does it still make you happier?
I think he was just covering for the fact he's an idiot.
I hope I didn't say that.
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constantine
BRILLIANT!! :D
you can walk away from a pee crime...
you only have 2 switches...ON and OFF...
Sleeping is a form of relaxing and not being lazy.....
these are my own...feel free to add on...
Princess Banana Hammock
Yeah but if you guys get excited at a swimming pool or at the beach... it's mortifyingly embarrassing for you. Girls don't have that problem... we can lie there and fantasise as much as we like :P
constantine
- Princess Banana Hammock wrote:
Yeah but if you guys get excited at a swimming pool or at the beach... it's mortifyingly embarrassing for you. Girls don't have that problem... we can lie there and fantasise as much as we like :P
Oh we just deal with the situation at "hand" hahahahaha :P
175bpm
- constantine wrote:
- Princess Banana Hammock wrote:
Yeah but if you guys get excited at a swimming pool or at the beach... it's mortifyingly embarrassing for you. Girls don't have that problem... we can lie there and fantasise as much as we like :P
Oh we just deal with the situation at "hand" hahahahaha :P
what about the wet snail trail :roll: :lol: :twisted:
Princess Banana Hammock
Ewww your gross!!!! In a public place?!?!?! Hahahahaha!! What would your Mrs say?! Saying that, I saw some Indian in the bushes doing that a couple of months back. JUST WRONG!
Jamal
- Princess Banana Hammock wrote:
Yeah but if you guys get excited at a swimming pool or at the beach... it's mortifyingly embarrassing for you. Girls don't have that problem... we can lie there and fantasise as much as we like :P
i aint too sure bout that hun ... guess u women have the same problem..
cause tell me is them bullets in ur bra or is u jst excited to see me :wink:
constantine
- Princess Banana Hammock wrote:
Ewww your gross!!!! In a public place?!?!?! Hahahahaha!! What would your Mrs say?! Saying that, I saw some Indian in the bushes doing that a couple of months back. JUST WRONG!
He was "HAM BUSHED"....hahaha :oops: ...sorry a private joke
Loving_Winter
MEN!
Explain me one thing: why if a man has a lot of girlfiriend he is called Casanova but if a girl has many boyfriends she is called wh*re
A? :?:
Jamal
u got ur facts all wrong homie
a man with alot of women is would be called don juan..
an a women with alot of men a slut...
Princess Banana Hammock
yeah but nips can be prominent in the cold or just generally... it means nothing... but you guys... well, it's obvious what ur thinking!!
brayker
come on princess! don't blame us, blame the creator :lol:
Princess Banana Hammock
Besides, I'm a happy woman... all those things mentioned don't bother me. But if you guys expeienced on of them, you'd be miserable as sin!! :P
brayker
Now princess, if you had to live as a guy for a week you'd understand just how difficult it is!!
i mean , we have two heads to think with (though surprisingly we never have bouts of 'headaches' that ladies claim to *laughs)
we have appendages that do not always necessarily obey our orders
and thirdly, we have two heads to think with (and they tend to repeat themselves!)
yorky500
- Princess Banana Hammock wrote:
Besides, I'm a happy woman... all those things mentioned don't bother me. But if you guys expeienced on of them, you'd be miserable as sin!! :P
Sounds like someone is "getting some". hehehehehe :wink: :wink:
Princess Banana Hammock
- yorky500 wrote:
- Princess Banana Hammock wrote:
Besides, I'm a happy woman... all those things mentioned don't bother me. But if you guys expeienced on of them, you'd be miserable as sin!! :P
Sounds like someone is "getting some". hehehehehe :wink: :wink:
Maybe... :oops:
Bleakus
- Loving_Winter wrote:
MEN!
Explain me one thing: why if a man has a lot of girlfiriend he is called Casanova but if a girl has many boyfriends she is called wh*re
A? :?:
its a society thing
sara_uk
- Bleakus wrote:
- Loving_Winter wrote:
MEN!
Explain me one thing: why if a man has a lot of girlfiriend he is called Casanova but if a girl has many boyfriends she is called wh*re
A? :?:
its a society thing
no it is not, the whole world look at it that way, casanova for a player man and s for a girl.
rvp_legend
- sara_uk wrote:
- Bleakus wrote:
- Loving_Winter wrote:
MEN!
Explain me one thing: why if a man has a lot of girlfiriend he is called Casanova but if a girl has many boyfriends she is called wh*re
A? :?:
its a society thing
no it is not, the whole world look at it that way, casanova for a player man and s for a girl.
Ever been to Scandinavia?
In my native Sweden, there is no stigma attached to independant females who wish to have multiple dates.
Same with rest of Scandinavia
So its a Society thing.
kanelli
So men and women in Sweden don't ever call another woman a whore or slut if she has slept with lots of men and they feel like saying something nasty? That is pretty amazing. Take a ferry ride over to Finland and you find both men and women are capable of being judgemental and verbally abusive about another woman's s.e.x life...
rvp_legend
- kanelli wrote:
So men and women in Sweden don't ever call another woman a whore or slut if she has slept with lots of men and they feel like saying something nasty? That is pretty amazing. Take a ferry ride over to Finland and you find both men and women are capable of being judgemental and verbally abusive about another woman's s.e.x life...
Human beings can and do call anyone whatever they want.
You can call someone a s l u t even if they dont fit the supposed stereotype.
What i am saying is that there is no real social Stigma for a woman wishing to sleep with whoever, something widely known in Scandinavia. If there is its far less mainstream compared to other nations.
So going back to my original point, it is a society thing.
kanelli
I partially agree RVP. What I was saying is that there is still a stigma - even if much less in the Nordic countries. You don't see the men called sluts or whores for sleeping with a lot of women - seems women are honoured with those judgements when it suits.
rvp_legend
- kanelli wrote:
I partially agree RVP. What I was saying is that there is still a stigma - even if much less in the Nordic countries. You don't see the men called sluts or whores for sleeping with a lot of women - seems women are honoured with those judgements when it suits.
Fair point
sara_uk
- kanelli wrote:
I partially agree RVP. What I was saying is that there is still a stigma - even if much less in the Nordic countries. You don't see the men called sluts or whores for sleeping with a lot of women - seems women are honoured with those judgements when it suits.
Thanks Kanelli, i could not bother arguing my point, I could not have put it better.
Sara1983
I'm happy cause "I'm a women with a beautiful body" & I can make losers (MEN) get lost :D
can you guys tell me what is $exy or beautiful in a mans body other than havin, muscels :wink: :P :D
alex_fun
4 basic facts of life
1.death and shit could come any time.
2.thieves and boobs are caught whereever they are.
3.life and pubic hair are always complex.
4.water and penis can always find their way
AnnaSvensson
- rvp_legend wrote:
- sara_uk wrote:
- Bleakus wrote:
- Loving_Winter wrote:
MEN!
Explain me one thing: why if a man has a lot of girlfiriend he is called Casanova but if a girl has many boyfriends she is called wh*re
A? :?:
its a society thing
no it is not, the whole world look at it that way, casanova for a player man and s for a girl.
Ever been to Scandinavia?
In my native Sweden, there is no stigma attached to independant females who wish to have multiple dates.
Same with rest of Scandinavia
So its a Society thing.
Hej!
Kommer du fran Sverige?
Fran vilken stad da?
;)
Sara1983
- Sara1983 wrote:
I'm happy cause "I'm a women with a beautiful body" & I can make losers (MEN) get lost :D
can you guys tell me what is $exy or beautiful in a mans body other than havin, muscels :wink: :P :D
yeah I'm Quoting myself :D, I mean with losers--->> bad guys :D
purplegrape
- yorky500 wrote:
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
wheeeeeeeeeew! but they cannot live without a woman.. :lol:
rvp_legend
- AnnaSvensson wrote:
- rvp_legend wrote:
- sara_uk wrote:
- Bleakus wrote:
- Loving_Winter wrote:
MEN!
Explain me one thing: why if a man has a lot of girlfiriend he is called Casanova but if a girl has many boyfriends she is called wh*re
A? :?:
its a society thing
no it is not, the whole world look at it that way, casanova for a player man and s for a girl.
Ever been to Scandinavia?
In my native Sweden, there is no stigma attached to independant females who wish to have multiple dates.
Same with rest of Scandinavia
So its a Society thing.
Katarina-Sofia
You?
Hej!
Kommer du fran Sverige?
Fran vilken stad da?
;)