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Majority of DFM certification?


HP
None of Gal is ready to get married :oops: It is one of the big tragedy .
KeithL
:lol: :lol: :lol:
so you're still a Bachelor huh ?? DaveDXB Whats ur highest certification. So we can finally prove this forum is filled with doctors. HP [color=red]Education ruined my life , i was genius. Well i was dumb thats why , i had to study a lot , though genius never go to school [/color]
Master (s) . 2 years each ..from Denmark ( wid poor grades ) :sunny:
Master in Telecommunication
Master in E-Business
3 Microsoft certification :P
If i ever get the chance in life , i ll go for third master :D DaveDXB
mmmm, everyone claims u work in Carfour????
As the regional manager i hope. kanelli Undergraduate degrees are also called Bachelors degrees are they not? Maybe you should have trade diploma or certificate if you mean that stream of study rather than a Bachelors degree from university. DaveDXB
What i meant by undergraduate, 1st year of college or university.....maybe i shudnt have included it, but i did. Alot of ppl complete 1-2 yrs of Uni or college n then drop out. I wouldnt put them in the high school catagory. ^ian^
Yes but when you complete your undergad you're no longer an undergrad, you're a graduate. Undergrad to me is someone who hasn't completed their degree but is on the way.
A dropout is a dropout. GAB Bachelor of Science, majoring in Physics....believe it or not???!!! :shock: Anyway who cares. Intelligence is not related to if you have a degree or not. The smartest people I have met and know have no qualifications from a tertiary institution but are naturally intelligent. Some would describe these people as nerds, others as eccentric but I'd say in all likelihood they are Aspergers. True intelligence is rare-what most of us do is rote learn, even when we go to Uni. and that is pretty basic. Oh, I also have a post-grad diploma!! :P DaveDXB i just hope u voted.

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Did you edit that extremely quickly or did my eyes play tricks on me .... was about to make a joke about it :P :lol: DaveDXB
drop out is a drop out,?? but dropped out from where? school? college?
so even a drop out is catagorized by one of the fields i mentioned.
So if u droped out from college, ur part of the high school...etc
Dont make me explain myself....im getting tired and irritated. GAB
I edited it-but it was extremely funny. My post-grad had nothing to do with hydroponics honey!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Physics students are known for their pocket protectors and coke bottle glasses, sandals and knee-high socks-I don't want to tarnish the image. :lol: ^ian^
Who cares, you didn't finish what you started.

Almost is never good enough. Imagine someone trying to pass off an almost as qualifications in Dubai.
Not likely. Go to bed Dave. ajb
Thought maybe you had studied in amsterdam?? :lol: DaveDXB
i dont see myself using the word almost anywhere?
I think u need to review these quotes at a later time..probably when ur not dehydrated....u idiot! whichever group ur a drop out from, u belong to the previous...unless u droped out from school, or u cheated and directly obtained a PHD.....ur just pulling my leg arent you :wink: GAB
Now only you and I will get that joke! :lol: DaveDXB Ill shitmyself if i see the Masters group over take the Bachelors....then ill know everyones a big liar here. ^ian^
* sigh * you remind me of Bizarro from Superman comics.
^ian^
Why? I know several people on this forum with Masters. I don't think its nice to call someone a liar because they know the meaning of hardwork. HP Liban is the only one wid Phd ...................... :)
Dubai Knight used to play snooker instead of attending the school .Lets [color=red]look at his CV: P [/color]
Name = DK
Nationality = British
Death Birth = Best before 1985
Current residence = with chiense girl
[color=red] Education : [/color]Not applicable
[color=red] Work experience [/color]
With hand = 30 years
( i mean working wid hand , dont take it wrong)
Selling viagra to old people = 3 years
( target market = GAB and Kanelli's husband)
selling decomocracy in china = 6 month
Football coach for indian cricket team = 1 year
[color=red]Hobbies [/color]
writing english , which no one can understand
searching for girls in malls
sending PM to eastern european girls
[color=red]
Travelling[/color]
From his house to work place
from bed room to toilet
[color=red] Quote [/color]
Love is a process never to say good bye
[color=red] The best thing i ever did [/color]
Pee in the lake of Arniegang HP sorry DK , if u offend , u r my sweet uncle :P if u give me more freedom , i can come up wid more crap :oops: GAB
Geez, you have a problem mate. :roll: DaveDXB The stiches on my gums from my tooth extraction nearly cut open from laughter! GAB
Now, I just know how you feel! :lol: HP If i am born again , i ll not study at all. I will buy a football and play wid it , 12 hours everyday . One day , i get call from Real Madrid :P . Girls will run behind me , oh HP is hot , HP is stylish , HP knows how to kick :oops: . HP rocks the world .................... GAB
This happens to you in Carrefour, doesn't it HP?? :lol: ajb
They have female security guards in Dubai????? :lol: :lol: HP
Only the secruity guards used to come and ask me " How can we go in Europe" :P .
I used to have big basket and i also used to put lot of things like DVD (movies and songs) and other expensive things. I never bought anything. I used to drop the basket somewhere before leaving :) .
An indian girl , who was working there , she asked me " how come do u afford these things everyday" :lol: kanelli There is probably just some confusion about terms because they are used differently in different countries. My uni broke the studies into three categories - Undergraduate (Bachelors), Graduate (Masters) and Post-Graduate (Doctorate). HP
In Europe they call "Diploma " to master degree . I know about some countries but not sure it happens in entire europe :roll:
We also have = Bachelors (without marriage) , Master (just married) and post graduare ( married wid kids). raidah
graduate with diploma in ur hands-bachelors
post graduate-masters
doctorate kanelli Well according to this we are both correct. I of course, studied in North America. It would be much clearer to have a poll that asks what certifications are in-hand, so as to avoid the whole undergraduate category. Corcovado
Oh HP is the funniest guy ever :D :D arniegang Well i am probably the least qualified here, i left school with fek all, got a job in a shoe shop and was sacked after 6 weeks, the rest is a secret :lol: :lol: :lol: Concord Technical School - 10-1/2 grade (BallBreaking Degree). arniegang I stronly believe, however educated you are or think you are, makes not one Atom of difference to how successful you are. This is down to the person and the path they choose, not how many Certificates you have in your hand. Call me an old git or whatever, but i can assure all you youngsters out there with your Degree's Masters or Doctorates, as you get older there will be a new wave of equally smart younger ones out there..... right behind you - watch your backs peeps 8) 8) HP
How come ya became Donald Trump ? :roll:
I was thinking that we can open
DFM Business school
Reactor Arniegang HP
Daddy ,
u r lucky , otherwise it sucks to awake up early in the morning and go at school. U always used to beat me up to go to school :0(. Education is good way to waste 24 years of life in jail :0).
well Leaving the school for good gives you the more pleasure than having the s.e.x in school , which is pleasure itself :) .
well no one is Phd here , i thought Liban was having Phd , but i bet he must be flirting wid us :0). :) arniegang I have a Doctorate in Life Skills Phd because i studied at the "University of Life" - here you learn things that are more useful to you than writing and learning reams of crap that are of no value to you in later life. 8) 8) 8) 8) HP [color=darkblue]
I think this is the first time , i heard something nice from u :) . If u had met me when i was 10 , i wuld have left the school :) .
Education was not my field , my mother told me if i study good , i ll get a beautiful wife . Now i understand how liar she was :cry: . I spent 42 $ and made my profile again but none of the gal contacted me so far .
I told my mom that i wana be Bus Driver and she slapped on my face by saying that kids of people talk about engineer , doctors and u r wishing for Bus driver .
When i was 14 , i thought about becoming actor , my mom took me to doctor , who was serious about my mental health :roll: [/color] HP :oops: arniegang I made sure you went to a nice skool HP, me? I went to the "Skool of Hard Knocks", i learnt so much more :wink: :wink: :wink: HP
u sent me in the school of Black people . Where the teacher used to come inside the class by saying
" hey mother fckers put your black and yellow asses on seat" and
" hey HP , u bad ass , tell what comes after Z " :oops: .
The most debateable topic used to be
" New visit visa rules for UK , New work permit rule , how to claim " :P
last year i participated in modeling show ( indian , Paki, arabic) , when i came on stage , girls laughed a lot , because most of them used to know me by the name of HP ( i used to ditch them at local forum) :cry: fayz
Gab the early years...When the hydro honey was in the closet with a Glades plugin cranked in the corner

On a serious note though, Your original comment was bang on and I totally agree, hehehehe I need to I'm a uni drop out. GAB Thanx for the pic Fayz-that gave me goosebumps!! :lol: :lol:



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