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Mac's wedding invitation


asc_26 Best man should have maiden of honor. I won't get lost promise, but mid-august is my birthday. Double celebration. Wedding day in the morning, then let's proceed to my hawaiian bday party at night.
MAC
no correct all maids shud be working not at party. MAC i change mind, HP not = best man. I get pm from bride :shock: To: Mac From: choco Dear beloved Mac it would not be appropriate to have HP as best man as he is disrespectful and does not like animals. I shall revert to you with a more appropriate candidate. xxooxxooo Chocs :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: asc_26
Ohh geesh! Please dont make this TRUTH be exposed in world wide forum. Have mercy... ^ian^ Trying to call you MAC... answer your phone. Etisalat charges you long distance even if you don't answer. ^ian^
:roll: majorpain2007
sorry im not replying to your post on this one ... i saw we are talking about being broke i just thought to share what happed 5 days ago where CITI bank debited 5K of my emirates bank account ... sorry redundant post i had a thread for that here :
MAC
i thought you were "quick". guess not. s l o w l y r e a d I (m) a n post ^^^^ majorpain2007 lol well CITI bank Tried to get me broke 5 days ago ... but not a dent !!! but they stilll havent returned my 5,000 DH ^ian^
Hopefully my new ATM machines will take care of that.

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majorpain2007 nice !!!! but it will take more than 50 DH per hehehe to get me broke Joke !! anyway ... nice to see DF is doing good now ... anynews about liban ? MAC
ok but if i charge = 50 dirhams per "hehehe" in your post you go broke. majorpain2007 hehehehe dude im not new .. i starded posting since 2005 some guys still remember me some dont and some would not want to remember me ( hehehehe ) (i think your bride to be is one of them ) ( Choc peace babe ... im a changed man !! now !! ) i just forgot my password thats why i signed up again but anyway im cool with the cover charge hehehehe ill discount it from my system charges heheheheheheh ( and maybe ill bring a alil something something for the groom ) (you know what im sayin bro !! <wink> ) (ill give you a clue = 36- 25 -35 yes she can a rock a mean microphone !!! dig me boy ? MAC
but wait you are new. so there is cover charge for you. MAC
bring system. bushra will dance. the crowd want see those things bounce. majorpain2007 hey i can bring the sound system and belly dancer .... we dont charge much !!! we will give you some discount !!!! heheheheheheheeheh what do u think mac ? HP
I would luv to find osama and more than love to handle him to USA .But USA have to make deal. They have to give Jennifer Lopez to me.
Jennifer Lopez for Osma bin laden :roll: Salik
If that fails try finding Osama. HP In real world , i have been searching for wife for last 2 year , but i had no success so far . How easy it is to find a GF because for GF , we dont have requirements as long as she can warm our bed but for wife ......she must have more capabilities than warming the bed :lol: I hope Choco understand it for MAC. Girls talk so sweet and nice but when they display the picture on either window live messanger or MSN 7.5 , the first thing i do is "oh damn not her". I am thinking that i shuld go back to Islamabad , Pakistan and spend few months there and try to find out someone :oops:
freza :crybaby: I might be an ugly duckling :toothy5: and a "pathetic little cow" (gosh I love that quote!) but I have a heart of gold, am warm and friendly and I have the sweetest personality ever! And I'm also very modest. HP Bushra , freza , asc_26 and others tina mina are not attractive (source :someone from forum). It means that HP will remain alone through the second quarter of this year :cry: HP
Choco must be experience in lot of things and she can teach u how to do the certain things in best way :P
I have experience in all these fields except divorce . The best thing is that u shuld tell Choco to stop wearing skirts and showing her skin to attract indian labour in dubai. MAC :oops: now mac need help anyone wid mistress experience wid divorce experience wid wife swaping experience wid polygamy experience wid cheating experienc please give mac advice. freza <<---- ^ starts to warm up to this idea! :idea: MAC
:oops: :oops: :oops: pushed wrong button.
my massage to fressa wuz ment to be
"dearest freza i only marry choco cuz she is looser of poll but you is who i prefer. anyway she have money and I will get half after quick divorse so we can elope. tell HP you going on bidness trip. no need for washing machine that's what wife is for. 2007 model shud be good". freza relax people, relax, the wedding, or a wedding will still take place.
except that apparently there's some confusion as to who is marrying whom because MAC keeps PM'ing me about the honeymoon.
His latest PM:
" freezza, i only hav 10 goat, 5 kill for guests for bancuet and other 5 sell for refrigeator and washer machin. honeymoon yes I bring much honey from my beefarm, ful moon inshallah cuz i cant see well @ nite. wedding nite we cud spend @ my uncle's cuzin nephew neighbur sister in law auntie's house, he has converted room wid balcony in ajman. no money 4 trip but no need "
MAC you're pming the wrong gal, get your act together! :evil: bushra21 and...and...and i've been getting other stuff prepared for the big day :x sauron And I've been working hard on my tribute to the bride and groom...........as well as buying a new frock for the reception............and shoes.......................and a handbag.. :evil: Jeevan no way, what bout the ammunation i have ordered, was about to try my new guns, u better not call it off :evil: sauron so does that mean the wedding is killed too? :( MAC ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^thread killed. bound to happen sooner or later. sage & onion
And I thought this was supposed to be a secret :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: bushra21 hater xibit retards bushra21 im in.... congrats mac! MAC
i thought dirty dog = concord :shock: wedding eximent get me confuse now :oops: :oops: freza oh HP you dirty dog! Stop inventing things to escape the marriage, it's our destiny, you can't go against it. I've heard that you cruise for guys in the carrefour parking lot, after hours, but I'm sure it's all rumours! MAC
you mean she = old :shock: :shock: i thought she = 21 :shock: HP Congratulation MAC for getting married wid my X-aunty friend (choco).
Freza darling :
I am sorry but i have to refuse u because "Ian" told me that u were slept wid sage & Onion :lol:
PS" Invite Concord and all of his dogs " MAC
phone book = backup system. wait for after wedding night (learned from married villagers). MAC new invite. Gtmash = he drive bride and groom. please bring gud desert tires. ^ian^
this is what happens. Did you think you would do better picking one out of the phonebook? MAC
ok she have 2 job. 1 = singer, if she = no good then 2 = she cooks! MAC
i think you need different one.
i think wont work. i said "dear god don't let choco loose cause freza i prefer' and look what happened :shock: MAC
not invited yet ^^^^ this make no sense. beside we alreay have indian for party this pakibrit wedding. MAC
ok. but if you worse than dubia night we feed you to goats. MAC
she have no choice in matter. she lose she gets mac. this not west.
fire works gud idea i tell you were point guns but wait little for instructions. St.Lucifer Welcome back Bear.. and ok I agree.. mac. I can be peaceful and be the best man since chocs has a prblem with HP and not with me.... and another reason..it would b really difficult to do a double role..:P ^ian^
Ok... here it goes...
[color=darkblue] DEAR GOD! [/color]
That's it... hope you like it!
I(m)an St.Lucifer MAC is not dependable, Chocs should reconsider the decision.. U didnt invite me even after i voted u. hmm So I think I'll take care of the Fire works.. Bombs n Bazookas n AK47s out side the marriage ceremony.. :D just to add that little country flavour. Hahahahaha BabyDoll did i miss u singing last time :) Mac but she knows about good food, she can see to it that everyone gets the right food of their choice, i can vouche for that
well told you not to sleep and you didnt listen. tsk tsk... :lol:
and since carrefour is sponsoring the wedding, i prefer not to take charge in the food department cuz i am good in ordering not cooking. any volunteer cooks? and I dont mean barbie !! Jeevan
did i miss u singing last time :) Mac but she knows about good food, she can see to it that everyone gets the right food of their choice, i can vouche for that bear
I guess I could just spank everyone at the ceremony then. BabyDoll [/color]
Me. Invite me!! I can sing....!! MAC
why already cheating :shock: :shock: :shock: MAC
i will check wid choco. but it wud have to wait ceremony because only after = wife.
for now i put you in stand by list. freza well, not to show off, but Carrefour is sponsoring HP & Freza's wedding. We will have cake and carrot juice and other yummies. bear any room for a wife spanker at this wedding? MAC
not in budget. mac unemployed and choco tight wid money. MAC
that remind me too.
Sauron; will do poetry to entertain in case bushra's thing deflate and dubai knight cant sing. asc_26 Is this Abhi- Ash kind of grand wedding? Kinda exciting.. MAC
thank you that remind me.
Bleakus = more security. please bring da guns wid white, brown, and yellow paint balls to identify guess who misbehave. Jeevan will hold them down. do you have gray paint? asc_26
Wrong. They should be in the party working. freza I'll bring my wedding dress just in case. Will there be cake? sauron You need to invite me too. I can keep an eye on things - especially the future Mr. Sauron as he might run away with the bridesmaids. Jeevan I am in, But i might get trigger happy if someone misbehaves MAC
thank. you need come up wid good prayer please include DF in prayer as it need many. ^ian^ Count me in. I(m)an. MAC the parents of mac, mr. cpu mac and mrs. ram mac wid choco's parents mr. cocoa and mrs. theobroma are proud to report that they are getting rid of their money sucking children on their wedding. the mac family is happy that mac will be getting visa now. choco family happy too since they get good boy. he is lucky bastard and win poll on DF althouh he prefer freza he get chocoholic. here is list so far. HP: best man. please take bath and comb hair. ASC26: will send easy directions but you will probably get lost. Freza; please come in case mac change mind last minute Ian: you will be Iman for day and make ceremony other days you still Ian. Bushra21: bring them things for bachelor entertainment Concord: all non cash gift go to you so you can give to dogs to eat. Jeevan: you do security to keep all girls away from mac during wedding Dubai Knight: play nice music. make no one go deff. Fayz Habibi: bring rings from gold suk not gold because proph said gold not allowed. Food: Byriani (motton, chicken) unlimited supply of nan bread and pepsi. beetle juice. Please stop in ajman get some infidel juice and put in sofdrint bottles and bring to party. Place to be decided negotiating wid many wedding places in sharjah. Wedding date probably in middle of august since there is discount for outdoor weddings. rsvp promptly. if i forget anyone let me know and tell me why i shud invite. HP [color=red]Choco is 34 years old and she is virgin too :lol: . [/color] MAC
:shock: do it mean i have to build her a church and invite pope to wedding :shock: :shock: :shock: sage & onion
Son, could you revise the font, should be a nice fancy one :wink: HP [color=red] sample marriage card , MAC chose anyone like : [/color]
[color=red] Mr & Mrs Sage & Onion [/color]
[color=green]request the pleasure of your company [/color]
The marriage cermony of there beloved son
[color=red]HP [/color]
with
[color=red] Freza , Asc_26 [/color]
[color=green] Daughters of Concord and Ian [/color] MAC i heard future wife eat beef burger :shock: :shock: that's too much to take. ian please redo poll. rudeboy can i be the dj and dance with ur bride :D dulhani hum lay jayen gaye.



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