Eva
Hi, we just moved to our new house in Dubai, after a few months in an apartment, and have discovered lizards "living" in the house and using the curtains as their bathroom and also as their place to put their eggs....aghhhhhh!! gross!!!
How can I keep them out, or get rid of the ones inside (other than pushing them towards the door; I mean, I am asking for something more "definitive")? I would also use poisons, if necessary (against my husband's opinion). Please, help.
HP
- Eva wrote:
Hi, we just moved to our new house in Dubai, after a few months in an apartment, and have discovered lizards "living" in the house and using the curtains as their bathroom and also as their place to put their eggs....aghhhhhh!! gross!!!
How can I keep them out, or get rid of the ones inside (other than pushing them towards the door; I mean, I am asking for something more "definitive")? I would also use poisons, if necessary (against my husband's opinion). Please, help.
Ask the Dubai knight to sleep at your bed room for one night :)
A64Venice
- Eva wrote:
Hi, we just moved to our new house in Dubai, after a few months in an apartment, and have discovered lizards "living" in the house and using the curtains as their bathroom and also as their place to put their eggs....aghhhhhh!! gross!!!
How can I keep them out, or get rid of the ones inside (other than pushing them towards the door; I mean, I am asking for something more "definitive")? I would also use poisons, if necessary (against my husband's opinion). Please, help.
You can get lizard traps. Or you can get an air rifle and shoot them! :twisted:
dbxsoul
lizards/ gecko's are reptiles, they are attracted to the home for a number of reasons. warmth, protection and a food source; the last being the most important.
you will normally find that if you have a lot of insects such as flies, mosquitos or even termites around your home they attract gecko's. in the evening insects are attracted to light sources and the gecko's simply sit around and pick them off.
you could poison them, however this may ultimately lead to an increase in insects or spiders around your home. an indirect way and more effective in the long term would be to control the insects, removing the food source for the gecko's. don't keep unnecessery lights on in the evening that would otherwise attract insects etc...
many people dislike them because of their reptilian charactaristics, they do however play an important roll around the house if this fact can be overlooked.
the species of gecko that you get locally are not poisonous and are pretty reclusive, they will rather run away when confronted by a preditor larger than themselves (or a human).
kanelli
Those little guys are cute. (And too tiny to be shot with an air rifle :evil: ). I would wash your curtains and collect and remove the lizards from your house. How many are you talking about? I've only ever had one or two appear every few months outside the house. In the Greens we had two lizards appear in the apartment on separate occasions - they seemed to hitch a ride on the maintenance and cleaning crew's trolley.
Liban
Lizards are good.... Especially when you deep fry them. :twisted:
HP
Take a chinese girl or Dubai knight , i bet both of them can eat all of them without even cooking :)
alexandra
- HP wrote:
Take a chinese girl or Dubai knight , i bet both of them can eat all of them without even cooking :)
and i am sure that she will find ur "wise" advice the best to follow :twisted:
HP, man u r always there "helping" ppl ... :lol:
XRW-147
Is that what the target on your hood is for Liban? :lol:
Concord
BBQ Lizard is a specialty dish in Dubai. When you go to one of the restaurants serving "local" food (you'll see them in the guide books), you should ask for "BBQ Lizard" it won't be on the menu but when you ask the wait staff they'll know you are "in the know" in Dubai and will be treated accordingly.
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Chocoholic
These little guys are completely harmless and are actually very good at gobbling up all the nasty insects that come into the house.
They won't hurt you.
Just wash your curtains, use humane traps to catch them and put the little guys outside. They're doing you a favour.
Sara1983
OMG Lizards & geckos
:shock: :shock: :shock:
SUCKS & CREEPY
Chocoholic
What do you mean OMG!!!!
They're tiny, and very very cute. They won't hurt you, they'll run away at the sight of you.
You probably have loads of them living in your place and don't realise it as you'll rarely see them.
We have a couple in our villa and we only see them every now and again running up the wall.
But they eat all those nasty mosqitos, flies and other nuisance bugs.
Lizards and G's are the good guys, not the bad guys.
XRW-147
These things are commonly found in most parts of SE Asia. They're harmless and as others have pointed out they act as a natural form of 'insecticide'.
Chocoholic
Just don't whatever you do, try and catch them by their tails. As an escape mechanism to get away from predators, the ends of their tails will fall off if caught by it.
They do grow back over time however.
Nick81
You should feel lucky your lizards are not Nile Monitor Lizards!
Those beasts invaded Florida a couple years ago...
dbxsoul
HP have you hugged your lizard today??? :lol:
Sara1983
- Chocoholic wrote:
What do you mean OMG!!!!
They're tiny, and very very cute. They won't hurt you, they'll run away at the sight of you.
You probably have loads of them living in your place and don't realise it as you'll rarely see them.
We have a couple in our villa and we only see them every now and again running up the wall.
But they eat all those nasty mosqitos, flies and other nuisance bugs.
Lizards and G's are the good guys, not the bad guys.
lol alrighty coOL :D :P
OMG, she was talkin like she've got loads
and yeah those things are disgusting =- /
XRW-147
- dbxsoul wrote:
HP have you hugged your lizard today??? :lol:
I'm sure he enjoys 'huggin' it firmly every night.
Liban
I enjoy squashing the lizards I see outside.... It makes an interesting noise when it dies... :twisted:
Also like to run over squirrels (but thats in Canada) and see if I can crush the stray cats in Dubai (sometimes its a hit)... :twisted: :twisted:
kanelli
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
XRW-147
- kanelli wrote:
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Now the avatar makes sense... the little girl is pleading for more... carnage.
"Please sir, can I have more"
Liban
Did I tell you what I do to hamsters? I play darts with them. The more blood they splatter, the more points I give myself.
I pluck out the eyes of little chicks and rabbits.
I also like to anally electrocute dogs and sheep....
XRW-147
- Liban wrote:
I also like to anally electrocute dogs and sheep....
Still less gratifying than what Kiwis and Scots do to them.
kanelli
Actually, I thought his avatar made him look like a pedophile :lol:
Palkid7
- Liban wrote:
Lizards are good.... Especially when you deep fry them. :twisted:
Liban what did we say about eating lizards ?!!? :?
Always add some MAYO !! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Eva
No, I have not hugged them, and I still think they are not that cute, considering they use the curtains as their bathroom and as the place to put their eggs (big families of these creatures!!)....it is disgusting!!
XRW-147
- kanelli wrote:
Actually, I thought his avatar made him look like a pedophile :lol:
:lol: So we have categorized Liban as a pedophalistic, anti animal activist. I feel a whole new thread emerging here...
Palkid7
- Eva wrote:
No, I have not hugged them, and I still think they are not that cute, considering they use the curtains as their bathroom and as the place to put their eggs (big families of these creatures!!)....it is disgusting!!
Simply call any of the PEST control guys and ask them to do it for u !
Sara1983
- Palkid7 wrote:
- Eva wrote:
No, I have not hugged them, and I still think they are not that cute, considering they use the curtains as their bathroom and as the place to put their eggs (big families of these creatures!!)....it is disgusting!!
Simply call any of the PEST control guys and ask them to do it for u !
Wise Action!
Chocoholic
Can I squish Liban to see what gratifying sound he makes when he dies?
Sara1983
- Chocoholic wrote:
Can I squish Liban to see what gratifying sound he makes when he dies?
lol hahaha I give u permission :P
XRW-147
You may find the action more satisfying, oops, sorry gratifying than the sound.
Liban
- Chocoholic wrote:
Can I squish Liban to see what gratifying sound he makes when he dies?
Are you that overweight???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Liban
- XRW-147 wrote:
You may find the action more satisfying, oops, sorry gratifying than the sound.
You are just itching for an anal electrocution young man! 8)
the_zooter
hey you guys - lay off Liban - he's a nice guy!
XRW-147
- Liban wrote:
You are just itching for an anal electrocution young man! 8)
That will "brighten" up my day(rier).
Chocoholic
Zoots, sorry to say but you haven't been here long enough to make that judgement. We've known Liban quitye a long time - he's one sick puppy!
No, leave the puppies, leave them!!!!!!
Liban
- the_zooter wrote:
hey you guys - lay off Liban - he's a nice guy!
Awwww.... :lovestory:
Chocoholic
Okay, now you're freaking me out dude.
XRW-147
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the_zooter
- Chocoholic wrote:
Zoots, sorry to say but you haven't been here long enough to make that judgement. We've known Liban quitye a long time - he's one sick puppy!
No, leave the puppies, leave them!!!!!!
Liban is a lovely chap - so you go easy on him.
Mind you, I didn't think that yesterday, and its likely I might not think it tomorrow, so you'd better make the most of it Liban!! I'm in a good mood today!!
Liban
- Chocoholic wrote:
Zoots, sorry to say but you haven't been here long enough to make that judgement. We've known Liban quitye a long time - he's one sick puppy!
No, leave the puppies, leave them!!!!!!
I would never perform anal electrocution on a puppie!!! :shock: DAMN GIRL!!! :shock:
No, a puppy deserves the tender care provided only by testicular electrocution :)
the_zooter
- XRW-147 wrote:
From the makers of Along came Chocco, Everybody loves Arnie, and the Kanelli code. In association with DFM Productions comes a new DF feature film featuring Z, in his debut movie remake - The Peacekeeper.
I've told you before - I don't like remakes!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
XRW-147
- Liban wrote:
Awwww.... :lovestory:
*plays theme song from Brokeback Mountain*
Liban
Then he bends over and gives new meaning to the police arrest phrase "spread'em". 8)
Chocoholic
:violent1: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Can I do testicular electrocution on you? After I've pulled your toe nails out one by one!
alexandra
- Liban wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
Zoots, sorry to say but you haven't been here long enough to make that judgement. We've known Liban quitye a long time - he's one sick puppy!
No, leave the puppies, leave them!!!!!!
I would never perform anal electrocution on a puppie!!! :shock: DAMN GIRL!!! :shock:
No, a puppy deserves the tender care provided only by testicular electrocution :)
u r way too cruel ...Liban :shock:
XRW-147
- Liban wrote:
Then he bends over and gives new meaning to the police arrest phrase "spread'em". 8)
"Its a stick up"
Liban
- XRW-147 wrote:
- Liban wrote:
Then he bends over and gives new meaning to the police arrest phrase "spread'em". 8)
"Its a stick up"
First you need to be cuffed. Also they may want to beat you... :)
Liban
- Chocoholic wrote:
:violent1: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Can I do testicular electrocution on you? After I've pulled your toe nails out one by one!
Pulling toe nails??? :shock:
Choco if you are that hungry, I save my clippings so you can have some :)
the_zooter
- XRW-147 wrote:
- Liban wrote:
Then he bends over and gives new meaning to the police arrest phrase "spread'em". 8)
"Its a stick up"
You're going down!!
XRW-147
- Liban wrote:
First you need to be cuffed. Also they may want to beat you... :)
With where this is heading I'll have to side with Z on remakes - the Nut Cracker Prince was not meant to fold out this way :lol:
the_zooter
- Liban wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
:violent1: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Can I do testicular electrocution on you? After I've pulled your toe nails out one by one!
Pulling toe nails??? :shock:
Choco if you are that hungry, I save my clippings so you can have some :)
I think Chocs would if they tasted of Chocolate - otherwise I'm guessing she might pass on your offer
Chocoholic
Ewww, gross!
Animals are cute fluffies, leave them alone. Or I could just let my dog chew off a few prize bits! The cat would probably p*** on them after but hey, who cares.
XRW-147
- Chocoholic wrote:
Ewww, gross!
Animals are cute fluffies, leave them alone. Or I could just let my dog chew off a few prize bits! The cat would probably p*** on them after but hey, who cares.
Exposing your fluffies to that could be considered animal cruelty.
Liban
I found new use for my Philips trimmer....
Animals have such PINK skin :)
Now lets see if my Gilette razor can just peel off that skin but make sure the animal doesn't die....
Choco shaking in her boots/flip flops/shoes/runners/sandles or whatnot...
Chocoholic
Choco, runs and stokes the fire, sharpening her knives in readiness the flay the skin off Libans' body whist he's still alive.
raidah
- alexandra wrote:
- Liban wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
Zoots, sorry to say but you haven't been here long enough to make that judgement. We've known Liban quitye a long time - he's one sick puppy!
No, leave the puppies, leave them!!!!!!
I would never perform anal electrocution on a puppie!!! :shock: DAMN GIRL!!! :shock:
No, a puppy deserves the tender care provided only by testicular electrocution :)
u r way too cruel ...Liban :shock:
i think he only tryes to tell us the experiences he went through by refering to animals. and he probably enjoyed all that electrocution stuff, just too shy to admit up front :twisted: right Liban?
best way to make women go nuts and jump on u, is if u start talking about maltreatement of animals.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
raidah
- Eva wrote:
Hi, we just moved to our new house in Dubai, after a few months in an apartment, and have discovered lizards "living" in the house and using the curtains as their bathroom and also as their place to put their eggs....aghhhhhh!! gross!!!
How can I keep them out, or get rid of the ones inside (other than pushing them towards the door; I mean, I am asking for something more "definitive")? I would also use poisons, if necessary (against my husband's opinion). Please, help.
i was wellcomed in the hotel room by one of them :)
and it didnt kill me :P
Liban
Naphtaline power :)
dbxsoul
mothballs???
Liban
- dbxsoul wrote:
mothballs???
I think thats what it is... Not sure really what a mothball is... Sorry... But it looks like a ball. It is white and maybe 2 cms in diameter....
dbxsoul
sounds about right, suppose it also depends on your definition of mothballs :)
Liban
- dbxsoul wrote:
sounds about right, suppose it also depends on your definition of mothballs :)
:lol:
dbxsoul
f...ing big moth
Liban
- dbxsoul wrote:
f...ing big moth
Pollution is changing the face of our planet....
dbxsoul
the face of the planet it is in a constant state of flux, something is born, something dies ... others just end up with big balls :lol:
raidah
- dbxsoul wrote:
the face of the planet it is in a constant state of flux, something is born, something dies ... others just end up with big balls :lol:
lizards have big balls? :shock:
:P :lol:
dbxsoul
actually not, they have internal sex organs ... :D
raidah
- dbxsoul wrote:
actually not, they have internal fun organs ... :D
tell me more, i know nothing about organs and balls...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Liban
So basically lizard like to fcuk themselves?
dbxsoul
i think i'll leave that to your imagination.... :wink:
the Naphtaline power won't kill them, just keep them away - thus not disturbing the delicate ecological balance of the springs ....
for the flies and mosquitos i find one of those ultraviolet electronic insect zappers very effective without having to spray everything in sight :)
dbxsoul
- Liban wrote:
So basically lizard like to fcuk themselves?
no, those are hemaphrodites... like earthworms
Liban
- dbxsoul wrote:
- Liban wrote:
So basically lizard like to fcuk themselves?
no, those are hemaphrodites... like earthworms
Tell me more on hemaphrodites.... Is HP one?
dbxsoul
well without closer inspection i couldn't be sure... and quiet frankly i don't think i'm quiet up to that...
although i may tend to opt for a 60/40 split at the moment based on the postings :) :lol: