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list of things men can be utilized for


raidah dear fellow feminist and non feminist co-DFMs, kids who think they r men and men who really are men :lol: i borrowed the idea from Yorky, shaped it to my own taste and here it comes. so what do we think guys can be used for? are they any good for smthing else too than taking out the trash? :roll:
Concord Teach you spelling and punctuation? raidah yeah teach me some. im a natural born blond :lol: :lol: Concord
with "o" or "a"? raidah :lol: :lol: :lol: so u know the joke huh? :wink: ummm ...i like both Nick81
Real men as you put it are those who use women to their own needs while letting them think they are in control. It's so easy to fool women I almost feel bad everytime I do it...
:roll: Did I say that out loud?
*calls exorcist to purge Dave's poltergeist from body* raidah
were u doing that with me Nick? :roll: i need to go to my hairdresser asap. a new haircut can do miracles...i think :D Nick81
And I am still doing it and you love it as hard as you try to resist! I am surprised you realized that considering you're a blonde-wannabe... :roll: raidah
Corc, r you going to let him get away with this? :? raidah
well thanx to PMT and what comes after it, there is life on earth...so women rock :D

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PrettyPenny changing light bulbs getting the car serviced paying bills hmmmm .... raidah taking care of dog kaka in the front yard :lol: Corcovado
of course not my dear... i will like to leave him for his ignorance but what the hek... Nicky baby u could never fool a woman .. we make u believe so .. we make u believe that u 've got the power and control cos UR THE MAN .. where at the end of the day we get what we want... and now since we dont need men anymore to have babies and pleasure :lol: ... i think we will just use u guys to carry the garbage .. oh and wash the dishes i hate the dishes 8) 8) raidah [quote="Corcovado"][quote="raidah"][quote="Nick81"]
:roll: i would have to think about that one
ur not making moves on me, r u Corc? :oops:
:lol: Corcovado come on the guys will go crazy now :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Nick81 Dave's fantasy of taking part in an orgy is so close to being fullfilled right now!! Where the hell is he?? Corcovado :lol: :lol: :lol: ok we need PG here PrettyPenny
LOL! Nick81
Bah forgot he's actually into sweaty muscles and stuff :roll:
This would prolly turn him off
raidah
ur dead meat pupps Nick81
oh come on bunny, don't tell me the thought never crossed ur mind. You're no saint! :P Corcovado
OOh Cat Fight .. Cat Fight ... Davey ... Another fantasy of urs :twisted: raidah
is that what u dream about when ur home alone Nick? :roll: Nick81
No that's Dave fantasy. I don't share, I'd want u all for myself! arniegang please refer to the "swallow" thread :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: raidah
r u talkin to me or this lil piglet here? :P yorky500 Oh please, what a topic.
We are good for everything that women are not, and that my dear ladies, is just about anyhting, cos women are USELESS
yorky gets his flamesuit on ducks! hehehehehehe arniegang i've never seen your piglets :? :? wanna show me :D :D raidah
i can do my nails, so we r not useless :evil:
:lol: yorky500 well, I am sure that men could do them as well, its not exclusive to women ta know.
About the only thing men cannot do, that women can do is have PMT! hahahahahahahahahahaha DaveDXB
ehem....u r?
howcome nobody notified me abt this!!! HP
I bet u never had a real man in your life , then u culd know how the purpose of man :0) .
back to match ................ DaveDXB
:!: a blond wanabe!!!!!!!!!!
dam u! i knew u were no where close to the real thing. cheap fake!
*talk to the hand* raidah u might be right HP...nowadays u have to look with magnifying glasses for real men. but u know that pretty well, dont u? :D DaveDXB crocy and avocado.....u too r sooo full of shite...but what can i expect from a bunch of hormone induced teenage wanabe blondes. one plays with dog poop all the day while the other brags about initiating a lesbian fan club. what a pair.... im out of this thread. not to mention u 2 raidah...what kind of a masculin nick is raideh for a girl....ive been suspicious of u from the very beginning....im sure ur some skinny gay dude acting like some cheap blonde reliving his fantecies day by day infront of his pc :pukeright: MaaaD
Yorky have you ever seen a woman's bosom ? how dare you call them useless !!! HP
what is the key difference between man and woman? raidah were i to think u really mean the question, maybe id take the time to answer, but ur always up to making fun HP, so ill pass :) yorky500
More than I would care to mention. :lol: Corcovado
i would like to take this opportunity to thank u for being the clown of DF... u bring joy to my life :twisted: Concord
If only he were funny. ajb Here's a joke I got sent this morning ... it made me think of you guys so Raidah, Kanelli and Corc's I hope you like it :) In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where Their >family member lay gravely ill. >Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. "I'm afraid I'm >The bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. > >"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain >transplant. > >It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. >insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the >brain yourselves." > >The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. >After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a >brain cost?" > >The doctor quickly responded, "£5,000 for a male brain, and £200 for a >female brain." > >The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding >eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. > >A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question >everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" > >The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire >group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the >price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." raidah :lol: :lol: i knew this one, pretty good :lol: naruto
u can use men to do ur plastic surgery..



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