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RedKite The first should have syllables...eight, The second should rhyme and add weight, Then two lines of five, To keep it alive, That's what makes a limerick great!! RedKite Will Dubai face a property crash ? Have Nakheel and Emaar been too rash? Have they borrowed too much? What say the Dutch? We need "answers" ,not "questions" to thrash !! OR Is Dubai running right out of cash ??? michaeldubai lots of creativity on this forum.... :-) RedKite The Welsh word for "head" is just "Pen" It can also mean "top", do you ken? Gaelic is "kin" So Q-Celtic fits in ! But Pennine was Welsh, way back when!! RedKite Not many can answer in rhyme, But it's something I do all the time, I have just said, On more than one thread, Dubai has gone way past its prime!! RedKite The question that's asked of Nakheel , As it faces the turn of the wheel, Have you got cash ? To avoid a bad crash? Or will you end up down at heel?? RedKite In Dubai, they play for high stakes, They're praying for some lucky breaks !! Hang on says Sheikh Mo !! To AD I'll go!! I'll return with some help in TWO SHEIKHS !!!!!!! RedKite The trouble with U.A.E kid ?? He's afraid of lifting the lid, On Dubai excess....... After Dubai success, Caused spin to turn into a skid!! RedKite Dubai builds a "World" with aplomb, Whilst hoping to recoup a bomb !! But their World's all at sea ! Built on sand that runs free !!! Unlike VISIT-THE-WORLD dot COM !!!!
- RedKite wrote:
Robby's not heard of Dutch Cap,
He's not from our area of map ,
He should try a French letter,
It might fit him better,
When he sticks his old boy in the cra* !!!!!!!!
BOOM!! BOOM!!!
HAHAHAHA Speedhump uaekid was horny as hell barmaid's apron he'd started to smell but 'cause he's a beginner she won't let him in her so he tried with a camel and fell. RedKite Amsterdam and Dubai, both extreme ! Like water and coffee with cream! They're chalk and cheese, Where different rules please, Whilst in one......of the other you dream!!! RedKite The kid was feeling much gladder, When a camel he climbed with a ladder, He approached from the back, To empty his sack!! But only emptied his bladder !!! Speedhump There once was a man from Siberia with a terrible case of Diptheria. For the love of God, Shrek, wrap a scarf round your neck, 'cause the whole forum's running in fear o'ya! Speedhump The kid is now starting to fret, dirty water he's not let loose yet. He just cannot stand one more time with the hand, so pokes holes in the sand while it's wet. Speedhump Ok Imma go get a life for a while, bye! RedKite The cause of this mess are the bankers , Too many are plain second-rankers!! Their profligate ways, Caused these desperate days!! It is clear that the bankers are W*NKERS!!! RobbyG My 'rhyme' is an objection rhyme against yours. So, my word pace goes faster. You need to add more flow to it. Its hard to explain, but I'll handle that pain. RedKite There was a young man from Dubai, Who was a gay kind of guy, He called fellas "Duckie!" And loved "Fu**ie !! Fu*ki* !! And touching boys up on the thigh!! RedKite Why say that your "word pace goes faster", When the rhyming of words you don't master?? If you read fast or slow, The words must still flow, Lacking rhyme..... the ode's a disaster !!!!!! RobbyG There was once a senior named Red Who was just as english as Zed But he screamed like a tit Ran to the airport to exit After losing his job and his bed! Some are in the red Others stay and are glad But where will you go With no money to show When the only option...was to fled Better to your standards RK? RedKite Robby, I have never worked in Dubai! So what you exclaim is a lie !!! I've never fled, OR lost my bed, In Dubai , AD or Mumbai!! RobbyG Red Kite, I know I told a lie, Does it make you cry!? English as hell, Regionally bound as well, In England, till life passes by... Haha nothing personal. Just sounds good ;) Just for the notice RedKite Robby, I am not even English !! Nor Danish, nor Swedish , nor Scottish!! "English as hell???" You don't know me well !! Your throat must be too full of Flemish !! RobbyG Red Kite, Now you start bashing Whobling and slashing Calling me flemish AND you offend me, Amish! Wonder where you will be crashin' :violent1: ;) Speedhump RedKite calls RobbyG Belgian, and gets called Amish in return....LOL You two are killing me! Wil. Shakespeare, Baudelaire, Virgil and the rest are probably feeling pretty sick too.... RedKite The Dutch are just like the Flemish, Same language.....related to English, Belgium is new, From Flanders it grew !! Once ruled for years by the Spanish!!!! RedKite Welsh language came down from the "BRITISH" So did the language called Cornish, Both are P-Celtic, But Manx is Q-Celtic, Like Scots Gaelic ,that makes it IRISH!! Avon's the Welsh word for "river", Dover's the Welsh word for "water" Morecambe's "curved sea", "Mor Cam" it should be, Cumbria like Cymru means "brother" RedKite The Flemish are related to Dutch, You don't need to know very much !! Flanders was Holland The westerly lowland, The Flemish are Dutch....as such!! RobbyG The flemish are related to Belgium. Holland just borrows a few in nostalgium Flanders is Belgia, The southernly type of Algia The flemish, as such...are nothing like Dutch !! The flemish part of the Belgian nation Merely behaves like a Dutch speaking far away relation... RedKite Flanders was split north from south, But the language is Dutch from each mouth, The north loves its dope, The south loves its POPE !! Belgium WAS FLANDERS.......BUT SOUTH!! Speedhump By saying a Dutchman is Flemish, his reputation you surely blemish. He'll call you a dog, and hurl his left clog, by which means he will hope that you'll perish! RedKite Belgium is fairly recent new land , Flanders it was once known as ...AND Flemish and Dutch, Are one language ...as such!! RELIGION drew the line in the sand !! RedKite Enter Belgium in wiki--ped--ia, The online encyclo --ped--ia, Belgium is late, Eighteen thirty's the date!! Book a visit with that great Exped ...ia !! { Sorry about that one!!} RedKite Dutch/Flemish , it's all West Germanic ! Not like French , which is close to Hispanic, Both "Deutsch" and word "dutch", Mean "brothers" as such !! But "Dutch" language is called LOW GERMANIC!! "Friesian" is the closest to English , "West Germanic" like German and Flemish ! The English were GERMANS, Made FRENCH by the Normans!! Only the Welsh were TRUE BRITISH !! Speedhump
- RedKite wrote:
Enter Belgium in wiki--ped--ia,
The online encyclo --ped--ia,
Belgium is late,
Eighteen thirty's the date!!
Book a visit with that great Exped ...ia !!
{ Sorry about that one!!}
quite liked that one actually! using tough rhymes is nore skillful. I killed myself with Flemish, as I knew I had no perfect rhyme for the last line but I loved the limerick so what the heck :lol: RedKite When Britain was taken by Rome, Only the WELSH were at home, No Scot lived in Scotland!! No English in England!! When the Romans had LEFT , they did roam !! WELSH was the language of Scotland, Before Scots arrived there from Ireland , The Wall built by Hadrian, SPLIT WELSHMAN FROM WELSHMAN!! 'Cos the English had not come to Eng--land!! RedKite For the oldest existing Welsh rhyme, Go fourteen centuries back into time. Composed in "Gododdin" , In the fort of "Din Eidin" ! Edin-burgh ,it's called in its prime !! RedKite "Y Gododdin " was composed by Aneirin, Whilst further west lived the poet Taliesin, Strathclyde the latter, Midlothian the former, But WELSH was the language they wrote in !!! RedKite "Welsh" is Germanic for "British", First coined by new Saxon English, When they came to the land, East of Offa's wide band Called us "Romanised Strangers" or "Welisch" !! Speedhump
- RedKite wrote:
Dutch/Flemish , it's all West Germanic !
Not like French , which is close to Hispanic,
Both "Deutsch" and word "dutch",
Mean "brothers" as such !!
But "Dutch" language is called LOW GERMANIC!!
"Friesian" is the closest to English ,
"West Germanic" like German and Flemish !
The English were GERMANS,
Made FRENCH by the Normans!!
Only the Welsh were TRUE BRITISH !!
you forgot the Cornish....and possbly the Isle of Man (but who doesn't...) RedKite The "Old English" of Beowulf seems odd, Since he wrote in Germanic ....the sod! Then the Normans brought French, To confuse English wench!! But the Welsh spoke the language of God !!!! Then when Chaucer wrote of his tales , He described all Canterbury males, His English was "Middle" Unlike Beowulf's "old" riddle , But the language of God stayed in Wales!!! RedKite I see that not one has replied , To historical facts I supplied !! Where are the rhymers? The Syllable Timers ?? Chaucer would have certainly tried !!!!!! hack88
- RobbyG wrote:
Absolutly great are these limericks guys...,
never did I heared... something so nice.
What struck me most, is the needle going toast,
I mean the Burj Dubai, wasn't it fly...!
It might be a crisis, but not for Dubai's missises,
As long as Mo's here, the money will flow my dear.
The boom that we faced, at the bust we just dazed,
Now the dollars will burn, but remember....a form of growth will return.
:geek:
hey RobbyG..
i agree with you..
As long as Mo is here , money aint gonna STOP :D RedKite "The money won't stop" says this Hack! "With Mo there will not be a lack"!! What makes MO TO BORROW? Like there's NO TOMORROW??? When Mo KNOWS he must pay it all back!! RedKite Robby G wants to see lower case, No caps, cos they're really base !! Yet he uses RR, Those caps ...will you bar? Will Robby look truth in the face? RedKite I see that the land of abu dhabi, Has been left to hold Dubai's babby, Now the big emirate, controls smaller one's fate, That was told me by Mo the cabbie !! RobbyG The land of Dubai is broke, Abu Dhabi handles Dubai as joke, Big spending from both emirates, Now suffering from low oil generates, Its time to trade commodities like coke RedKite Now the land that is called Abu Dhabi , Is picking up errant child's tabby !! It helps out Dubai, And you all know why!! Dubai's Tonto , whilst AD's Kemo Sabby!!! RedKite The land of Dubai is flat broke ! And AD does NOT see the joke !!! AD has to pay!! To keep vultures at bay, It's time that its spendthrifts AWOKE!!! RobbyG Tonight I walked cross the beach, Saw a woman angry out of breach, She slapped on my butt, Another in my gut, She said she witnessed rising a leech RedKite Dubai wanted "biggest and best", So experts came at its behest, Without being too funny!! They only came for the money!! And those words are not spoken in jest !! RedKite On This Saturday night I have said , A great deal from inside my head , It's always "Bad bet!" To get too much in debt!! That's it !! Now I'm off to my bed!! RobbyG Dubai builds the 'biggest and best', It contracted expats that wanted a nest, It wasn't all funny, Lots of honey but no 'real' money! The pearls are now stolen from the chest. RedKite I'll write to you all come tomorrow, About this huge story of sorrow, Can't Dubai comprehend? That the spending must end?? Since we all must return what we borrow !!!! RedKite This day is Saint David's Day , He once spoke over Cardigan Bay! "Wisdom, not greed!! Is what we all need !!" Saint David spoke TRUTH all the way!! RedKite Remember on Saint David's Day , Another fine truth he did say ! "Do the small things !!!" He told peasants and kings!! "For greed will only lead you astray!!" RedKite My cabbie who drove to and fro , Informed me that his name was Mo, He was from Bangalore, Do you want to know more? In two shakes he drove to my door !! RedKite When you look at syllable count, You must put an equal amount In each limerick, You must do that trick!! Three eights and two fives will account !! RedKite The first of your two lines must rhyme With the last one all of the time, Line three and line four, Must rhyme some more, To create a poem sublime . RedKite Since Robby's first language is Dutch, His rhymes are quite good ,as such, To rhyme in strange lingo, Is harder than bingo, Although I don't play very much. MC Redkite has his own thread, without him it would be dead. But no fear I'm here to save the day, with my post that is of OMG YAY!! Now back to work for my daily bread. Misery Called Life A limerick like Red Kite, I wanna write, The art to make it sound so right, To get it right, shall I write n write, Till poetic harmony I attain, Even in the middle of the night!! RedKite Here's a man who's not happy, Oh dear !! His nick-name says that much , I fear !! "Misery called life" You need a good wife!! Or else you may well hit the beer !! RedKite MC, you must understand well , And listen to that which I tell, These lines are shorter See that ? You oughta!! And this one is longer as well!! Misery Called Life The whole world seems doomed, Then why blame me alone for all the gloom, You did, Extract your pound of flesh, during my boom, And even as skeptics, cynics and doomsayers loom, I state this right now that I shall once again boom, They call me Dubai, and I shall rise again, as I was groomed! Misery Called Life Ahh, and Mr Kite, a good wife, I hear Comes with a hefty price, I fear, For, all I have in this world, is just enuff for me and my rear, The debts of a wife, I shan’t be able to clear, Alas, a good beer, Shall definitely, turn misery, into cheer!!! Misery Called Life I’m afraid u’ve got it wrong Mr. Kite, My name’s only provocative, not meant to cause frite, For my misery called life, one need not worry, For I’m sure like night to day, My misery shall also leave, in a hurry!! RobbyG How true, do I fear, the reasoning I hear, With some words I tremble, A woman being a gamble, But all that really matters, in a world full of shatters, Is the dough in your pocket and the 'shear' luck you gather RedKite There is nothing as good as a wife , Who supports you through trouble and strife !! A good wife is a rock! And not just a frock! She helps you throughout all your life! RobbyG I never had a good wife, because I am young and hyve, The word wife is too tight, A lady sounds more right, Together we share all walks of life ;) RedKite A lady who's a really good wife, Gets you through all the trouble and strife, Whereas a tart, Is not worth a f*rt !! She'll take half your earnings from life!!! RobbyG true ;) RedKite "The road is under construction", Is Robby's written instruction, Does that mean, as well? The old "Road to Hell" ?? Which leads to DEATH and DESTRUCTION?????? RedKite A tart is not worth a w*nk!! She can be a Scouse or a Yank !! But my wife is the best, And not said in jest!! She's safer than many a bank !! RobbyG What you got with death and destruction, Since Dubai is just merely in recession, With the tarmac this hot, Erosion will torn it alot, So racing the roads is out of tha question! Stop the obsession :D Misery Called Life When two or more men gather together, Can the thought of women be 'a' yonder? The ‘virtues’ of the missus or the hussy, they debate on, as ever, The desire for woman, 'has turned man on' , forever!!:D RobbyG Say, Misery Called Life Yours doesn't rhyme at all. What you gonna do about that? Misery Called Life RobbyG u say dat u r young and HYVE, I say, has ur diction gone for a dive, The word has no meaning or drive, For I’m pretty sure u didn’t mean beehive, So Mr. G, cld u pls explain the word Hyve? RobbyG Hyve is a Dutch networking site. ;) RedKite Robby G says "Give me no jive!" Haven't you heard of my "Hyve"? "It's where we speak Dutch!" Not double .......as such! "So Misery ........it keeps us alive!!" RedKite By ferry , by jet and by turbo-prop !! Amsterdam is the very last stop !! For a final bender , On a stag week-ender ! And that red-lit canal window shop !! RedKite As Dubai is left out in the cold, And jobs become rarer than gold, The advice that is best, Is "Why not go west?" Abu Dhabi has jobs , I am told !! RobbyG By jet, prop or heli, Dubai or simply Abu Dhabi, I don't mind where I work, As long as it ain't New York, Since the dollar will inflate from the tilly Misery Called Life From, Abu-Dhabi I come, I assure u jobs, there are none, Only for locals, they say, Shall there be a way, Sorry to say, but this isn’t a pun!! RedKite You say that jobs there are none , In AD , since Dubai is done , Go "visit dubai co uk" Click "Abu Dhabi"!! OK? On those islands there might be one!! RedKite Now my best friend ,he has a son, Got a job in Dubai ,in the sun, Out of work in November, But after December, Got a job in AD ........So that's one!!! RedKite From Dubai to AD he must drive , Every day of the week to survive , He has rented a flat, And must pay for that !! He's a hard-working lad !!.....He will thrive!! RobbyG What exactly does he do? Im talking about that friend of you, He has rented a flat, Lowered prices took care of that, What sector is he in, your friend Baboo? RedKite Building surveying's his trade , That's where his money is made ! So he's got good skill, And jobs he can fill. Good qualifications have paid!! Misery Called Life Your friends lucky, that 4 him a job has arisen, Cuz in Ad, Jobs are no more, dime a dozen, On the islands, work is on hold, That’s what I was told, Hey, I’m forced to crash with a cousin! Misery Called Life The Lenten Season is here, At a time when there is so much fear, Prudence, the God’s have declared, Shall keep man out of the red, That, I promise to sincerely adhere!! Speedhump Yes, it's Easter and I'm at a loss to believe in the dude on his cross. But what does it matter, just whip up the batter, 'cause pancakes just simply are Boss! Speedhump Misery is bunking with his cuz. This year one can't choose what one does. Your job you must keep, to rest easy in sleep, and not to get nicked by the fuzz! Speedhump My visa is dear to my heart. Out from Dubai I don't want to start. With this great tax-free spend and my Chinese girlfriend I simply do not wish to part! Speedhump On my forearm I'll open a gash and go begging for mountains of cash. It's amazing to me what one can get for free just by braving the pain of one slash! Speedhump ...but if finally it all goes tits-up, and no money drops into my cup. I'll hop on a plane, and jet off to Spain, and with old English villains I'll sup :) Speedhump ...believe it or not, I DO have work to do, back again soon !!! LOL RedKite If your girlfriend comes from Shanghai , Then chips you don't need to fry ! She'll fill up the wok , And rub oil on your **ck You're the luckiest guy in Dubai!!!! Boom ! Boom !! Misery Called Life Dubai the land of plenty, For all who desire some beauty, Russian, Iranian, American, Watabout a kinky German? For one n all, there is BOOTY!! Speedhump As it's now just past midnight I can write the following: Some say Argie rugby is dirty. They trip you and tug on your shirty. But to RedKite's delight Taffs are starring tonight when they trounce the Gauchos at five thirty! Speedhump On the Al Ain road you'll hear the calls, shouts of line out, and kicks, rucks and mauls. Yes it's rugby again, a sport fit for real men (that's guys playing with oddly-shaped balls!) RedKite Speedhump picked up birds with a wink, But that's when he first learnt to jink!! A side-step or two, On the way to the loo, Dodged "hookers" in bars ...."What d'ya think?? RedKite England's now wearing a frown Their team ,this year, has gone down , Ain't it a bugger, Playing fourteen man rugger!!! ?? Now its Ireland or Wales for THE CROWN!!! Speedhump England's deaf to the referee's whistle, so they're now chewing not meat but gristle, and the trophy may go, as we all now might know, to those wearing the shamrock or thistle! Speedhump 'Yellow fever' is surely a curse. Though I know of a lot that are worse than lying in bed being given great head by a Chink that is dressed as a nurse. :love10: RedKite A Labour Minister called Mears , Flipped three homes in less than two years , Now that's flipping rich!! WE paid for that b*tch!! And she never has mortgage arrears !!!! RedKite Now Speedhump , you rascal old mucker !! It seems that You've found a good sucker !! You have a Chink, A good 'un , I think, Who'll blow you away when you f*** her !! Speedhump We blasted past Kenya tonight a team that can give quite a fright. I'll pray to the heav'ns for a trophy at Sevens 'cause Six Nations is utterly sh*te! :D Speedhump Redkite's team now will face quite a test as the Kiwi's are best of the best. Though they've taken some knocks they come off of their blocks like a steamtrain to kill off the rest! RedKite The trouble with the team from New Zealand , Is it's drawn from many an island !! Let's be specific!! Call it "Pacific" ! Cos the team's drawn many a small land Speedhump The Pumas are feeling quite bleak A diff'rent trophy they must seek. They're asking the heavens what went wrong at the Sevens? They were hit in the head by a leek! RedKite I have not seen the finals as yet , On Wales I would not often bet, In seven a side There's nowhere to hide, Quick break and a try you can get!! RedKite So what became of the Blacks? That's Kiwis, not Kenya .....or Dax !! Who beat New Zealand ? Was it your England ? The Blacks have some dangerous backs!! Speedhump The Blacks were beaten by your men who played not like seven lads but more ten. As for England's sad story, there's no final glory. I'd have rather sat watching Big Ben..... RedKite So the All Blacks were beaten by Wales ?? That good news is worth a few ales !! We'll sing a Welsh song, From Wales to Hong Kong, A choir of happy Welsh males!! RedKite Herve went to work out in Dubai, Without saying that he'd been a spy!! With that kind of life, You're bound to have strife, Cos to spy is to lie while you pry !! WhiteJade Was he one of the KGB, Or just a speaker of ABC? Cause Russians are coming; And westerners are staring; Herves someday might be in need! RobbyG Talking about an interesting man, Submersibles or a little tin can, Once he was with DGSE, But now retired from French secrecy, Dubai Dingy Du Bye Bye Tan ;) RedKite No wonder Herve sailed from Dubai From Oman they'd have all heard the cry!! " O....MAN !! dressed in black! Look! He's not coming back!! There's a man sailing off to Mumbai !!!!!!!" RedKite As Herve headed down to his boat, Dressed all over in black dress and coat, Nerves frayed for Herve ! But Herve held his nerve!! As he left without writing a note!! WhiteJade The story sounds a movie completely , And they already have Bourne Identity. Anyhow show some ruth, Oasis said NO TRUTH! Herve's out of all that emergency?? RedKite Herve has ended up in the States, Far away from the land of fresh dates, He's writing a book, So we'll all have a look, Then Herve will be left to his fates!! RedKite The last line that I wrote makes no sense, However, I'll state in defence, It was four thirty AM Not daytime PM !! I was falling asleep .....I'm not dense!! RedKite The Trade Centre is thirty years old !! When built the idea was so bold !! On Sheikh Zayed Road, It stood "tall" in "new mode", Now it's small .....but worth riches untold!! Speedhump RK, That was a beauty, you sound like you remember it with affection from years ago....! I do: The Trade Centre you have quite right. I recall it was the only sight that you saw from afar when you drove in your car to navigate you always at night! :) Speedhump hope that wasn't bad for 3 a.m.... I'm not a good judge right now... WhiteJade Here everything is being built, from nothing, Like a good dream, the world are guarding. Babel did fall down, We do it again, we anounce, Even in different languages, can we go on clubbing. RedKite Trade Centre, I've seen in some books, So I well remember the looks !! It stood on its tod, A lonesome bod Now the broth has too many cooks!! RedKite What keeps Dubai on the boil , Is Abu Dhabi's great oil, Dubai's on a "simmer", Which is more than a glimmer. It prevents it from returning to toil. RedKite The Irish may have won the Grand Slam, But the Welsh don't give a dam The Welsh lost the Crown, But aren't feeling down They lost , but did not yield like Welsh lamb RobbyG Souwesterlies blow across the river Wye To aid red kites, into the sky Birdlovers flock to this special site To watch these graceful birds, in flight A picture is taken of a bird flockin' shy Speedhump Robby seems to like watching birds, and his poem used evocative words, so it may be last night, set some people right, that poetry's not just for the nerds! Speedhump Thank God that the weekend is here, no more boss to come bending your ear, but I'm wondering, in rhyme, who will have a good time without filling their bellies with beer? (me for one :) ) Speedhump gtmash is so proud of his car his engine you'll hear from afar but the poor lad can't see it's just size of pee-pee that makes boys need a great big 'jam jar'. RedKite SOMEONE is good with each rhyme, The rhythm is right every time, Now don't get the hump !! Don't call me a chump!! But that CAMEL's a rhymer sublime !! WhiteJade How does it feel to be the 'poeminister' A title you do not have to register, So cool~~! That can be a tool! To gain oneself a dozen of...oyster... :wav: Speedhump Would WhiteJade like to buy me seafood? How to answer, without being lewd? Does the lady quixotic know oysters are erotic, and are known eaten best in the nude! WhiteJade This is called 'culture difference' That we don't see that kind of reference, We see food, Not nude, Shall all of us give it a discussion on/in :?: a conference? Speedhump So WhiteJade will meet poetaster for difference of culture to master, but seeing westerner bare Jade pulls out her hair, it sounds a recipe for disaster! WhiteJade Be a gentleman, or be a 'nude man' It is all in your hand, human. 'Life's too short to be afraid, take a pill to numb the pain' Whatever happens, get up and dress up, man! :wav: Speedhump WhiteJade can fulfil all your wishes, she'd light your life (but not do dishes). Show perfect behaviour and she'd be your saviour, of her cane you'd feel no swishes! :angel12: Speedhump Of DF our RedKite is the bard, finding rhyming so easy, not hard. Quick fingers he's ten, using keyboard not pen, and on Celtic hist'ry, he's a card! Speedhump RobbyG as we all know is Dutch, he still smokes, but not very much. These days Robby's eye is turned to Dubai; streets paved with gold he hopes to touch :) RobbyG
- Speedhump wrote:
RobbyG as we all know is Dutch,
he still smokes, but not very much.
These days Robby's eye
is turned to Dubai;
streets paved with gold he hopes to touch :)
A true Goldbug 8)
Riding the camels with optimum grace,
Yellow and White, Black or Brown,
Everyone is welcome in Majestic Dubai-town,
Do forget for a moment, Speedhumps ugly face
Speedhump
LOL!
WhiteJade
Laughing out loud,
Being so proud.
Camel love,
Cosy stuff,
Do not stamp it out.
Speedhump
LOL again!!!
WhiteJade
Now it's gone mental,
The laugh's not gentle,
Proud,
Under shroud,
Save him, may the angel.
:angel11:
RedKite
Line one must have syllables EIGHT
Line two..just the same..to add weight!
Line three is a FIVE,
Line four.....still alive!
Line five back to eight....OK,mate!!??
Speedhump
^^^now THAT's a limerick!!!^^^
WhiteJade
'The limerick packs laughs anatomical In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.'
---- By Wiki ----
I'm out :sign12: RedKite There was a young man from Leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds, The blades of grass, Grew out of his a*se, And his b*lls were covered in weeds!! That is a famous old funny ......and dirty ...one. I am not the author. That one is over 60 years old. RobbyG It was on a bright day in June, When all'offasudden I heard a marginal tune, It came from down below, Suddenly it started to grow, Blow me, and It started to swoon Speedhump This thread is now looking like dying 'cause no other bugger is trying except Kite and G (and there's also me) who try to keep artful words flying! RobbyG The dreadful demise of a topic once wise, Three people around to try keep it nice, Lonely is this place, No people a disgrace, One day, it gets locked without a tra(y)ce :lol: WhiteJade :triplets: Outtie :study: Speedhump Whoops sorry I forgot White Jade our only rhyming Chinese maid! She deserves a mention for her good intention to entertain, so lass, well played! RobbyG Ah there is this White Jade around, The Chinese house maid we found, found near a dumpster, a parrot and a hamster, Does she live with Paki's in a compound? :lol: ;) Speedhump unnecessary RobbyG I'm having fun dude. Let Miss pearl decide how she reacts since it is a proper limerick. Prose a la dose :lol: Speedhump just looks nasty to me. If you have some personal issues deal in PM please. Im' not a mod I know but... RobbyG
- Speedhump wrote:
just looks nasty to me. If you have some personal issues deal in PM please. Im' not a mod I know but...
I rather not have you judging my phrases, since they are mine.
You started the house maid, I wrapped something around. It has to rhyme eventually. Just mind your own posts. Not mine. :idea: Speedhump You have it wrong. Maid means young unmarried woman in my country. I was being nice. Google it or ask RK how he would read my post if you need to. You also have made the compound comment in another thread. Is there some problem? Come on. Calm down. RobbyG You look like a crybaby SH. I've edited a little for your enduring whine. Speedhump Thanks. I can see you are someone who has difficulty admitting they misunderstood something. I know more about you know. And I suggest cutting the childish namecalling, what happened to your dignity :( RobbyG
- Speedhump wrote:
Thanks. I can see you are someone who has difficulty admitting they misunderstood something. I know more about you know. And I suggest cutting the childish namecalling, what happened to your dignity :(
I didn´t misunderstood anything. I make of it what I want. Its my text, not yours. So mind your own phrases. If you have issues with it, bad luck son.
This Jade figure is getting irritating at times, so I give her a blast at this point. let me be. It are just words on a forum. Who cares.
Most of them don´t even read it. WhiteJade
- RobbyG wrote:
This Jade figure is getting irritating at times
Please elaborate, RobbyG. RobbyG Look what you did Speedhump :lol: ;) You pain in the A$$ Ok, I guess I have to open up now; It was the never ending thread, where you got so annoying at times, the lines just didn't make sense. Its probably a cultural issue here. Couldn't deal with it. I don't have more to add. Am I being brought to the slaughter house now!? :lol: Please spare me the comments. You got what you want. PM me if you insist on apologies. :geek: WhiteJade
- RobbyG wrote:
Look what you did Speedhump :lol: ;) You pain in the A$$
Ok, I guess I have to open up now; It was the never ending thread, where you got so annoying at times, the lines just didn't make sense. Its probably a cultural issue here. Couldn't deal with it.
I don't have more to add. Am I being brought to the slaughter house now!? :lol: Please spare me the comments.
You got what you want. PM me if you insist on apologies. :geek:
Thanks for the 'open up', RobbyG.
I did post senseless stuff in that thread. The 'invisible' ones. If they were irritating (which I myself think YES), I am sorry to the one above and the one after my 'invisible' posts. I've editted them right after realizing they were annoying.
Because I was not quick enough sometimes, my post about the expected 'above person' went after another individual's post. That was why I wanted them to be invisible.
And be kind enough to teach me how if you are able to delete a post you don't want.
PM me if you feel owing me an apology.
Cheer up Rob. RobbyG
- WhiteJade wrote:
- RobbyG wrote:
Look what you did Speedhump :lol: ;) You pain in the A$$
Ok, I guess I have to open up now; It was the never ending thread, where you got so annoying at times, the lines just didn't make sense. Its probably a cultural issue here. Couldn't deal with it.
I don't have more to add. Am I being brought to the slaughter house now!? :lol: Please spare me the comments.
You got what you want. PM me if you insist on apologies. :geek:
Thanks for the 'open up', RobbyG.
I did post senseless stuff in that thread. The 'invisible' ones. If they were irritating (which I myself think YES), I am sorry to the one above and the one after my 'invisible' posts. I've editted them right after realizing they were annoying.
Because I was not quick enough sometimes, my post about the expected 'above person' went after another individual's post. That was why I wanted them to be invisible.
And be kind enough to teach me how if you are able to delete a post you don't want.
PM me if you feel owing me an apology.
Cheer up Rob. - RobbyG wrote:
Ok 'Jade', you are right. I gotta cheer up!
To answer your question; No its is not possible to erase a post. So everybody is always able to see your post, unless you edit it, (right hand corner of your post) and leave it empty like that.
ps; You actually posted your first 'outline' of sentences where I have a much wider sense of your english. Initially I thought it was bad, probably because of the 'the invisible topic'. PM underway ;) WhiteJade
- RobbyG wrote:
- WhiteJade wrote:
- RobbyG wrote:
Look what you did Speedhump :lol: ;) You pain in the A$$
Ok, I guess I have to open up now; It was the never ending thread, where you got so annoying at times, the lines just didn't make sense. Its probably a cultural issue here. Couldn't deal with it.
I don't have more to add. Am I being brought to the slaughter house now!? :lol: Please spare me the comments.
You got what you want. PM me if you insist on apologies. :geek:
Thanks for the 'open up', RobbyG.
I did post senseless stuff in that thread. The 'invisible' ones. If they were irritating (which I myself think YES), I am sorry to the one above and the one after my 'invisible' posts. I've editted them right after realizing they were annoying.
Because I was not quick enough sometimes, my post about the expected 'above person' went after another individual's post. That was why I wanted them to be invisible.
And be kind enough to teach me how if you are able to delete a post you don't want.
PM me if you feel owing me an apology.
Cheer up Rob. - RobbyG wrote:
Ok 'Jade', you are right. I gotta cheer up!
To answer your question; No its is not possible to erase a post. So everybody is always able to see your post, unless you edit it, (right hand corner of your post) and leave it empty like that.
ps; You actually posted your first 'outline' of sentences where I have a much wider sense of your english. Initially I thought it was bad, probably because of the 'the invisible topic'. PM underway ;) - WhiteJade wrote:
Lovely. WhiteJade
- RobbyG wrote:
- WhiteJade wrote:
- RobbyG wrote:
Look what you did Speedhump :lol: ;) You pain in the A$$
Ok, I guess I have to open up now; It was the never ending thread, where you got so annoying at times, the lines just didn't make sense. Its probably a cultural issue here. Couldn't deal with it.
I don't have more to add. Am I being brought to the slaughter house now!? :lol: Please spare me the comments.
You got what you want. PM me if you insist on apologies. :geek:
Thanks for the 'open up', RobbyG.
I did post senseless stuff in that thread. The 'invisible' ones. If they were irritating (which I myself think YES), I am sorry to the one above and the one after my 'invisible' posts. I've editted them right after realizing they were annoying.
Because I was not quick enough sometimes, my post about the expected 'above person' went after another individual's post. That was why I wanted them to be invisible.
And be kind enough to teach me how if you are able to delete a post you don't want.
PM me if you feel owing me an apology.
Cheer up Rob. - RobbyG wrote:
Ok 'Jade', you are right. I gotta cheer up!
To answer your question; No its is not possible to erase a post. So everybody is always able to see your post, unless you edit it, (right hand corner of your post) and leave it empty like that.
ps; You actually posted your first 'outline' of sentences where I have a much wider sense of your english. Initially I thought it was bad, probably because of the 'the invisible topic'. PM underway ;) - WhiteJade wrote:
Lovely. Speedhump Sorry if I was a pain in the a$$, but in fact I'm glad I cleared up the thing. WhiteJade was irritating you I knew it. If you two can kiss and make up then I'm happy to take the 'whiney' tag, I'll even get a lapel label printed. :D ;) Night guys and girls. RedKite Why don't you stop all this chat, Remember where this thread is at!! It's LIMERICK time, Which RHYME EVERY TIME!! Not a place to behave like a CAT!! RobbyG There he is, the Big Red Kite, Always late, but awake all night! Time for a limerick, Strong and hard as brick, Attack RedKite in his line of sight! RedKite A reply comes Robby de Graaf, Or should it be "Robby the Graph" ? His Inveztor site, Is for those that are bright, No good if you just want a laugh!! Speedhump Friday's a great day in Dubai when people stop work with a sigh and spend simple hours just smelling the flowers or stuffing their bellies with pie! WhiteJade Red Kite gets it back on the track, His thread was disturbed by an attack. The fighters are truely sorry, But there's nothing to worry, Red Kite just made his corrective come-back. RobbyG We've been joined by lady Jade, Her presence made this topic fade, A clear bright day, Incoming Limericks Okay, Lets give her a hug and hide in the shade RedKite Have you come across ACORN DOMAIN? From its plural,you might even gain!! This British site, Has "domainers" who might, Buy domains for Dubai or Bahrain!! RedKite Friday's a great day in Dubai,
When people stop work with a sigh
And spend simple hours .......[ that was Speedie]
[Now mine]
Away from the towers,
As down on the beach ,they do lie!! RedKite Why not go for a spin to Qatar, It's really not very far!! It has miles of beaches, In quiet reaches, But it doesn't take long in a car!! Speedhump RK's Friday's spent on the sand, he doesn't thinks parks are that grand. He wouldn't do brunches, those infamous lunches, he prefers a seashell in his hand! WhiteJade Friday's a great day in Dubai, When people stop work with a sigh, And spend simple hours, Beaches, restaurants, silly towers, Aren't there any better ways to kill time? RedKite "Time" does not rhyme with Dubai !! I , surely, don't need to say why!! So, Jade....Get it right!! A rhyme must have "bite", The first two and the last must all tie!! Misery Called Life Herve’s had money on his mind, So to Dubai he went, leaving all behind, With sheikhs he wined, Behind prison bars he dined, The poor man got into a bind! RedKite It is strange for a man or his wife, To call oneself Misery called life!! Life must be a drag, Or the spouse a BIG nag .....if life is that full of strife!! RobbyG Robby Gee tottally agrees, Life so miserable, no tease!? Get a life, Turn the strife, Get a girl, forget her ugly knees ;) RedKite Rob who wrote Nautic Dreams Rhymes without writing long reams, Those beautiful pics Of streamlined Nautics Are the stuff of real dreams, it seems!! RedKite Those Global Inveztor rates , Are are good ones for me and my mates. I clicked a blue ad, And now I am glad, Seven per cent is good for those dates!! RedKite This Limerick thread is neglected , I supose that this is expected, Many can't rhyme! Well, ain't that a crime ?? Or have all your poets defected ??? RedKite I've brought this thread back to the fore, Now I'm adding to its content once more , It's passed every site, Thanks to Red Kite!! Who has made this thread really soar !! RobbyG Its a shame that you have been busy, Squander and ponder the thread near dizzy, Its about time you came back To send us a life-pack Survival is one thing, bailing out is crazy RedKite The children have been on vacation, School hols for the whole British nation!! So I've had no time, To write stuff in rhyme, But it's been just a pause ....not cessation!! WhiteJade Children messes everything up, Driving the grown ups around them nut, Which end up into a smile, when you see their trial, Behind the scenes to cheer you up. Speedhump We have to feel love for our kids (in cockney known as 'dustbin lids'). They drive you quite crazy as teenagers lazy, and leave your bank balance on the skids! RedKite You first of all lie on your rump, Then a fella provides a good hump Then, after that day, A kid's on the way!! If you notice you're forming a "bump"!! Speedhump Speedy's hump is always so speeded, Viagra for sure is not needed. Morning , noon and night it'll stand up just right, shame it generally just goes unheeded! :D :D Speedhump ^^^get ready baby! unfortunately I am every damn day, my blood is way too hot :( Speedhump RedKite pointpoints woman's condition; to always show man their submission. To lie on their back and open their crack and accept a hasty emission! Bora Bora ^^^Feeling very randy today! RedKite Speed hump is now clearly bragging, That his wotsit is never found sagging, "No need for Viagra, It won't drop like Niagara, My flag-pole is never found flagging !!!" RedKite So Speedy is feeling quite randy, He'll take on any lass that is randy, He'll give her "One -Two", Right up the old flue!! Mind you !! It will help if she's bandy !!! Speedhump I think RK meant to type 'handy' in line two where he repeats 'randy'. I'll make a submission; 'omit repetition' (perhaps he'd just been at the shandy?) ;) sharfraz I dont think this goes with the limericks and these guys are not pricks and are not old and are not cold I dont think they need vicks :wink: portland what is this limericks in dubai anyway? does't it break the think? or just another hit in the brink? where expat fall of the edge of the cliff with a blink? RobbyG Two hard hits on the head of Porter, We all hope his backbone cracks shorter, Its a thing of the past, RedKite keeps it last, Say Porter! You're in for some good ol' torture? RedKite Robby Gee has finally been gagged !! His mouth has been totally FLAGGED !! Give him a break! Don't mention a Sheik!! Or he'll end up first gagged and then sha*ged !!! RedKite Portland should learn how to RHYME, It is all about "metre" and TIME !! The syllable count, Is just PARA ....MOUNT!! Get it wrong.......and it ain't worth a DIME!! RedKite It helps if your language is English, Not French , Portugese or ,say, Spanish !! But I come from West Wales!! We speak Welsh in those vales ! English I learnt .... about FIVEISH!! WhiteJade Red Kite presents his jewellry site, His site can make you rich overnight, Why not go visit, Ease your cash limit, And stun wives whose nerves are tight. RobbyG ^^^^Go Jade Go Jade, she's getting the hang of it!!! ;) Misery Called Life A limerick did Portland try, Red Kite cried out Why o Why, It must rhyme, Every other time, Hopefully from you a decent rhyme is nigh, For which you shall be rewarded some whiskey rye, Or else...........you shall be packed off to the pigs sty! :lol: :lol: :lol: sharfraz what is a limerick first look ahead of the brick red kite learnt english about fiveish limerick is of five lines and that is the trick WhiteJade The limerick thread's sinking down, RK is nowhere to be found, Anyone wants a dime? WJ can not rhyme, Poeministers, do not keep lown. RedKite White Jade's penultimate rhyme, Was very correct in its "time", The syllable count, Was right amount, If it hasn't got that...it's a crime!! Her rhyme before last was a gem, I hope she writes much more of them!! She mentioned my site, So she must be bright!! Search for VISIT DUBAI.......Oops !! .....Ahem !!! RedKite The first line has syllables EIGHT, The second has EIGHT to add weight, The third line is FIVE, Like the fourth,still alive, Then the Fifth has EIGHT, OK mate?? RedKite This limerick thread is now failing, Where is the weeping and wailing? Don't you care about rhyme? I do.....all the time!! Here's another ...to prove it's plain sailing!! RedKite We are back at the TOP....it's our fate !! But I'm been far too busy ,of late , Gold-jewellery dot net, My new project ?? You bet!! On "Adwords" that phrase is JUST GREAT!! RedKite I have just come back from the pub, Now , I'll rob the fridge for some grub !! Just done a Pub quiz, With all sorts of biz !! Hell!! Where is the fierce song, with a sub, Speedhump RedKite's in ebullient mood, after beer he's now starving for food, exercising grey matter but still getting fatter, couch potato lifestyle's no good! Misery Called Life Night and Day does RK toil, To keep this thread on the boil, Home from the Pub, Or dancing in the Tub, He'll make sure this thread neva soils. Speedhump MCL was up late and still yet he managed to strew words like confetti all over this thread to keep it undead. This poem's a mess like spaghetti! Misery Called Life Hey, I try to rhyme sublime, It may not come off every time, But to call em a mess, is being harsh excess, (Sigh) Maybe I need to try some mime! Misery Called Life My poem's a mess like spaghetti? And I strew words like confetti? The man's got some nerve, To get me so unnerved, Why do some act so petty? :lol: :D RedKite "Why is it that some act so petty?" Could not be compared to spaghetti, With a little more care, Mis will get there ! Spaghetti will rhyme with Serengetti !! Speedhump My friends you have it all wrong
I did not kick our friend in the 'dong'!
The spaghetti rhyme
was a pure sin of mine ,
MCL's rhymes are coming along! ;) Misery Called Life Yo everyone give me a cheer, The weekend party's finally here, where women get frisky, N guy's end up with hickey(s), Wher the bar nevr runs outta beer! RedKite Mis says he is full of good cheer, Because the weekend is here!! If "women get frisky", It's because they drink WHISKY !! What's "hickey " got to do with the beer??? RedKite This thread had slipped back into page two, Well, to prove to you all I'm not through, I've entered support, For Shaheen the Throat, Go Shaheen !!!! and prove that it's true !! RedKite Today the weather was HOT, Not Dubai !In UK 's coastal spot The heat was great, Not too fierce ,my mate, But , today that heat was a LOT!! RedKite Now in Wales the weather is cooler , A northerly breeze is the ruler !! But the sun ,it doth shine, So the weather is fine, Nice and fresh, not a humid sweat pooler !! RedKite If you ever think to visit Qatar , From Dubai, it's not very far !! Will go down a bomb, And it won't take you long in your car!! RedKite How are things going in Dubai ? Are things picking up ? Do they buy? Are prices still flat ? As flat as a mat ? Why not market ? At least have a try !! RedKite I've set up gold-jewellery dot net, I hope that it pays off....you bet !! It's on my visit-dubai, I can only but try !! It depends on the sales that I get !! It is an affiliate site, It may not succeed.....then it MIGHT!! Have a look at the link, It's working...I think!! Not sure if we've got it quite right !!!! RedKite Politicians expenses are "back", But they've published many in black , Hey diddle-diddle!! They're hiding a fiddle, The answer is GIVE THEM THE SACK !!! WhiteJade Raining cats and dogs in Shanghai; Unlike dusty and dry Dubai; Silent the mid night; Night light misty white; Four hours, the lost time yet to find. RedKite WJ, The last line does not rhyme. So how about? Raining cats and dogs in Shanghai, Unlike dusty , bone-dry Dubai , Silent the mid night, Night light misty white, Four fours .........doesn't time fly ?!! RedKite Why not build your own site on the net ? Then you'll find that some money you'll get , If you add Google Ads, Of interest to lads, Who may click ,even though you've not met !! RedKite " Limericks " slips down to the base , So I'll write one to re-enter the race !! Bu*ger off Gordon Brown, and pass us that crown, Cos we can really stay with the pace !! Speedhump Red Kite is our poet of choice, he charms us with his Celtic voice. His websites will mound, and his profits abound. One day he will drive a Rolls Royce! RedKite You all need to "Visit Dubai", Tell the world !! That is the cry !! Then click on my ads, To learn latest fads, Millionaire ? The pigs have to fly!!! Speedhump Tell the world just to all stay at home! To Dubai they do not have to roam! Tell them keep all their money or find somewhere else sunny, tell them atlases they need to comb. :P RedKite As Speedie sits on his hump, Under his bum there's a lump , Is he sitting pretty, Or is he pretty shitty ? Is that lump a hump or a dump ?? Speedhump This poet is talking of shite, as he drools over Dubai all night. "Don't care if it's sunny JUST LOOK AT THE MONEY!" Redkite's ideals are just not right. Bora Bora
- Speedhump wrote:
This poet is talking of shite,
as he drools over Dubai all night.
"Don't care if it's sunny
JUST LOOK AT THE MONEY!"
Redkite's ideals are just not right.
Welcome back!! Speedhump I could say that it's good to be back, and in rhyme, as I have quite a knack. My time is too short to engage in such sport but chatting on DF's like crack! Bora Bora You should say it's good to be back Gives you a chance to take another whack To give in to rhyme, Can be a waste of time But it helps to fill in where those who lack. BriAnNaXoXo Have you ever been driving fast? I truly don't think you would last I Hope you have money You won't think I'm funny A turbo kit's never too vast Speedhump New talent arrives on the scene! As a poetess Brianna's keen. But will RedKite come count Her syllable amount? His criticism can be just mean! :D Speedhump Some women, they like to drive fast, To men they just will not be last. So foot to the floor and feel thrills to your core, here's to women, they're simply a blast!