Miss_lolly
Operator: ' Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I
have your...'
Customer: 'Helloo, can I order..'
Operator: 'Can I have your multi UAE identity card
number first, Sir?'
Customer: ' It's eh...,
hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610'
Operator: 'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're
calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu.
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302
and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from nw
Sir?'
Customer: ' Home! How did you get all my phone
numbers?
Operator: ' We are connected to the system Sir'
Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'
Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'
Customer: 'How come?'
Operator :'According to your medical records, you have
high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'
Customer:'What?... What do you recommend then?'
Operator :'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza.
You'll like it'
Customer:'How do you know for sure?'
Operator :'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular
Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir'
Customer:'OK I give up... Give me three family size
ones then, how much will that cost?'
Operator :'That should be enough for your family of 10,
Sir. The total is $49.99'
Customer:'Can I pay by credit card?'
Operator :'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir.
Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your
housing loan, Sir.'
Customer:'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood
ATM and withdraw
some
cash before your guy arrives'
Operator :'You can't Sir. Based on the records,
you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today'
Customer:'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll
have the cash ready. How
long is it gonna take anyway?'
Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't
wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle...'
Customer:'What!'
Operator :'According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123...'
Customer:'????'
Operator :'Is there anything else Sir?'
Customer:'Nothing... by the way... aren't you
giving me that 3 free
bottles
of cola as advertised?'
Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your
records you're also diabetic....... '
Customer:#$$^%&$@$% ^ tum kidere.....abe dyega... neye!!!!!!!.............
Operator :'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?'
Dubai Rose
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Thanks for the chuckle Miss Lolly…
At that time, when I want a pizza, I will wear my dark sunglasses and put my Halloween wig on, then go down to Pizza Hut, buy my pizza in person, pay for it in cash and run back home ...
:) :)
ArchitectRoel
You already got your National I.D.'s?
The que is too long and you have to go as early as 5am just to get a number.
Miss_lolly
- ArchitectRoel wrote:
You already got your National I.D.'s?
The que is too long and you have to go as early as 5am just to get a number.
still not yet
but why i have to
i did my registration already there was no queue in our HR
then they will send it to my office
i m lucky yeahhh :D
but with pizza let s see what s gonna happen later :D
loool
quatroporte
- ArchitectRoel wrote:
You already got your National I.D.'s?
The que is too long and you have to go as early as 5am just to get a number.
I am not going to apply for it... to find out what will happen if I don't :lol:
Miss_lolly
- quatroporte wrote:
- ArchitectRoel wrote:
You already got your National I.D.'s?
The que is too long and you have to go as early as 5am just to get a number.
I am not going to apply for it... to find out what will happen if I don't :lol:
ommmm
you are scared they ll know everything abt you in pizza hut :D
quatroporte
- Miss_lolly wrote:
- quatroporte wrote:
- ArchitectRoel wrote:
You already got your National I.D.'s?
The que is too long and you have to go as early as 5am just to get a number.
I am not going to apply for it... to find out what will happen if I don't :lol:
ommmm
you are scared they ll know everything abt you in pizza hut :D
OMG... imagine pizzahut finding out I dont eat Cheese!!!!!!!
what would they recommend to me instead??? :D
sharfraz
call up pizza corner!!!!
or other alternatives
so long for pizza hut!!!!!!!
:lol:
Miss_lolly
- quatroporte wrote:
- Miss_lolly wrote:
- quatroporte wrote:
- ArchitectRoel wrote:
You already got your National I.D.'s?
The que is too long and you have to go as early as 5am just to get a number.
I am not going to apply for it... to find out what will happen if I don't :lol:
ommmm
you are scared they ll know everything abt you in pizza hut :D
OMG... imagine pizzahut finding out I dont eat Cheese!!!!!!!
what would they recommend to me instead??? :D
ohhh sir it s beter for u pizza with no cheese with no sauce
just the bread enough
:cry:
sorry to say that i can understant your stituation there is only chily for you :D
Captain Australia
ha! Great. Funny as hell.
I've go the printed application form, just don't want to wait 7 hours to go submit it.
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sage & onion
It's a good one, but a little old