Author: BoraBora
Chief Editor: Portland
Using Puppypup’s posts, this is how a date would go with K-Dog and Puppypup. Additions appear in italics.
KD picks PP up in the SPEEDHUMPER .
KD: Well, now we can get a chance to know each other in person.
PP: Yes, I would like that. Do you want to date me or something? I have a vajajay. I told that to ROBBYG but he didn't bite.
KD: Err, how do you like to spend your day?
PP: Enjoy a calm morning by eating well and adoring nature. Maybe get laid. Then rob a bank before closing time. Hopefully the authorities won't find me so I can spend some of the cash but if I land in jail that's okay too.. ITS MISERY CALLED LIFE.
KD: Okayyyy. Do you have many friends in Dubai?
PP: I'm a nice friend anywhere. I'm not sexy. I won't cater to everyone's taste but generally speaking I'd say I'm feminine and conventionally pretty. I'm not a maid or beautician. I'm not Asian but a part-time masseuse and I work for CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA . I once got a "happy ending" from a part-time masseuse girl who was asian but said she didn't look it.
KD: Have you ever been to PORTLAND, Oregon?
PP: Where is that?
(They get to the SAGE & ONION restaurant and have a drink while waiting for the table.)
KD: So, what actually is your ancestry?
PP: I mean c'mon I'm not Asian if my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great=great-great-great-great grandparents were from Mongolia or wherever. Furthermore I'm arond 1/8 Lipka (Lithuanian -Tatar) then I've got my Irish, French, etc. background so I'm not Asian, plain and simple.
KD: OK, so you really aren’t Asian, but you do look Asian and you really did make an issue of it on the forum.
PP: Not that forum members find me caring and intelligent or to have a voice, I've been mistaken or perceived for Nepalese, Turk, Persian, Indian, Chinese, Filipino, Japanese, Korean, Siberian, Kazak, Uzbek, Viet, Thai, Cambodian, Malaysian, Indonesian, Russian, Lithuanian, Saami, Tatar, Czech, Polynesian, Peruvian, Colombian, Puerto Rican, Dominican, Brazilian, Chilean, Paraguayan, Mexican, Guatemalan, Sicilian, Greek, Portugese, Half-black, Native-American, Afghanistani
KD: Are you sure you covered everything?
PP: Persian girls are beautiful and often classy. I've gotten mistaken as one. Makes sense since I look Persian. Oh, wait, I do look Russian. Makes sense though since I have Lithuanian-Tatar background. Sorry I don't know any "Soviet" Republic dances but always willing to learn. Oh wait I can belly dance so that fits with some of the former "Soviet" lands.
KD: What about your forefathers?
PP: I never said my forefathers or foremothers f*cked some Asians. Could there have been some Asians a few centuries or so ago? sure anything is possible but as far as this century, the 20th century, and late 1800s I'm not Asian and don't look it.
(Hostess BORA BORA escorts them to their table. KD thinks its time to change the topic)
(PP leans into KD and says: That woman thinks I¨m Mexican or Costa Rican here.)
KD: So, what do you do in your spare time?
PP: I'm an intermediate-advanced dancer with grace and style. I love dancing. Waltz and Latin-dancing are my talents.
KD: Well, let’s take a look at the menu.
PP: I'm not a vegan or vegetarian but I do try care for my body as best as I can eating grains, free-range chicken, non-homogenized grass-fed milk, grass-fed beef, game, nuts, berries. Yes, I do eat Asian foods too. I like millet, kimchi, rambutan, and lychees. I love love beets, herring with beets, cabbage and beets, borscht, blinis, stuffed cabbage, salmon, and sprats. Not much of a pork eater here except bacon.
KD: Do you have any allergies?
PP: I'm allergic to Arab men.
KD: Well I hope there’s something on the menu that you can eat.
PP: I'm hungry KDog. I don't want people coming with trays of lumpia, adobo and rice. I want beets, cabbage, herring, and pierogies. Anyway I look Russian not Filipina so I match my taste buds. No vodka though. Yuck. My Irish side takes over in the drinking department. I like whiskey. Does this help?
KD: (Changing the subject once again) You have nice hair.
PP: On the topic of hair. How could I be Filipina or Asian? I'm so hairy that I'm a forest. I have a unibrow. I wax or thread my Frida Kahlo mustache. My baby fine hair gets disheveled the moment I step outdoors. It frizzes it in the rain.
KD: (Changing the subject once again) What would you really like to do for a living?
PP: Make a living as a psychic.
KD: (Changing the subject once again) What do you think about the swine flu scare?
PP: I know the cure for the swine flu. Just say to yourself "I don't have time to get sick. I have other things to do." The swine flu will then move on to a scared victim.
PP: I would like to tell you something, K-Dog, you make me hot.
KD excuses himself and says he is going to the men’s room.
15 minutes later DRESDEN the head waiter presents the bill to PP. She said she was waiting for her date. DRESDEN tells her: he’s not coming back, he told me to give the bill to the Phillipino girl at this table.
Keep it clean guys, we don't want this one going south!
- puppypup wrote:
Well Bore Bore you´ve proven you are a less interesting person. While I´m climbing volcanoes and exploring a Central American culture, you are going through my thread history to create a thread on me and K-Dog. Part of your top box office ¨play¨ is plagarism since you didn´t quote me or acknowledge my posting history. At least K-Dog has something you don´t have.....A LIFE. I doubt he´d go through that amount of work to give me attention.
You´re not good enough for me to create a thread on you. Snow and I are more interesting than you, aren´t we? :P
On my God. She is stuttering. Same post 3 times. Snow and you? Well if you haven't noticed, we haven't heard from Snow - I think she had a meltdown.
Plagarism?? WTF? I didn't know your posts were copyrighted!
And I will repeat myself, the only difference between me and KDog is that he has a door knocker, something you seem to have some familiarity with. Misery Called Life Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity? You need grey cells for that. Besides what do you mean by exploring Central American culture? And where and which volcano did u trek? I impressed and curious! Bora Bora
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity?
You need grey cells for that.
Besides what do you mean by exploring Central American culture? And where and which volcano did u trek? I impressed and curious!
She's watching the Discovery Channel or National Geographic. Misery Called Life
- Bora Bora wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity?
You need grey cells for that.
Besides what do you mean by exploring Central American culture? And where and which volcano did u trek? I impressed and curious!
She's watching the Discovery Channel or National Geographic. - Misery Called Life wrote:
Sounds plausible :lol: :lol: puppypup
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity?
You need grey cells for that.
Besides what do you mean by exploring Central American culture? And where and which volcano did u trek? I impressed and curious!
Go to the travel forum here. I post a lot in the travel section. Thread is titled ¨Guatemala¨ Misery Called Life
- puppypup wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity?
You need grey cells for that.
Besides what do you mean by exploring Central American culture? And where and which volcano did u trek? I impressed and curious!
Go to the travel forum here. I post a lot in the travel section. Thread is titled ¨Guatemala¨ - Misery Called Life wrote:
Nice....So are you going? Are you there right now? Anywaz take care and keep us posted.
I an absolute trekkie and an adventure junkie so when you find the time tell us more bout ur volcano expedition and maybe some pics as well? puppypup I´m already here and went to the Pacaya volcano, an active one, yesterday. Basically climbed up for 1.5 hr and saw lava. At one moment there was lava shaped like a huge ball rolling down. it´s really cool. Some people roast marshmallows or heat up some bread. A couple of guys went further up and saw more impressive lava. OTher volcanoes aren´t open at the moment due to the season but are considered more impressive than Pacaya. I´ll let you know when I post photos (without me in it ) Red Chief
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity?
Rather boring imitator, I must say. Original was also doubtful but at least fresh.
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- Red Chief wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity?
Rather boring imitator, I must say. Original was also doubtful but at least fresh. - Misery Called Life wrote:
Well Chief, you lack of sense of humor was never in doubt. But on the other hand, you state of mind has always been questionable. HIC. Red Chief Boring Bora. Misery Called Life
- Red Chief wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity?
Rather boring imitator, I must say. Original was also doubtful but at least fresh. - Misery Called Life wrote:
Trust only RC to use "imitator" and "fresh" in the same sentence. And folks the funny part is he was not being contradictory :lol: :lol:
But to each one his own! Red Chief They were into 2 different sentences. It's strange but the imitator understood but the author of the original opus didn't. Misery Called Life Hmmm imaginine using the play as an opus. Interesting. Well RC, doubtful was used as a synonym for imitator. It was meant to be synonymy because you used the word "also" prior to doubtful. Also was in reference to imitator. I rest my case. Red Chief
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Hmmm imaginine using the play as an opus. Interesting.
Well RC, doubtful was used as a synonym for imitator.
It was meant to be synonymy because you used the word "also" prior to doubtful. Also was in reference to imitator.
I rest my case.
It was in reference to boring, MCL. :D Misery Called Life :lol: :lol: Alrit, so I finally get it :lol: dresden Funny stuff. PP: If you really are in Guatemala, WTF are you doing on dubaiforums? Couch surfing is fun I guess? pinoy1 No PP, you don't look like a latina.
- dresden wrote:
And for that you get a big belly scratch.... dresden Be Gentle!
I think this is more 'Bora going for a ride'; ;)
- pinoy1 wrote:
No PP, you don't look like a latina.
Yeah you´re right. I look more Irish or Lithuanian.
@Dresden I´ve couchsurfed before. I tried looking for people here but the hotels are really cheap anyway so I´m still saving. Beans, eggs, tea and bread are included for breakfast. $16 a night. Copan, Honduras is cheaper though. A private nicely decorated clean room was a whopping $US 8.
@Bora I´ve been to Portland Maine. Misery Called Life
- puppypup wrote:
- pinoy1 wrote:
No PP, you don't look like a latina.
Yeah you´re right. I look more Irish or Lithuanian.
@Dresden I´ve couchsurfed before. I tried looking for people here but the hotels are really cheap anyway so I´m still saving. Beans, eggs, tea and bread are included for breakfast. $16 a night. Copan, Honduras is cheaper though. A private nicely decorated clean room was a whopping $US 8.
@Bora I´ve been to Portland Maine. - pinoy1 wrote:
Whattttttttt? Serious? And what kinda internet do you have? Finally what about personal safety? puppypup @Misery There are so many internet cafes for 50 cents an hour. Also hotels have a computer or too. Furthermore many places offer wifi. Latin America is safe overall. Last week Pres Colom of Guatemala was accused of murder in a post mortum video by a Lawyer named Rosemberg. So there have been demonstrations and such but aside from this, a few drug problems, there is not much to worry about. THe US has drugs, robberies, murders, it comes with life. I advise anyone to come. Guatemala and Honduras are great countries so are Peru, Chile, Argentina and Uruguay. I¨ve met non Spanish speakers who´ve gotten along fine. I admit I do speak Spanish and well I do look Latina so my travelling experience is possibly different than others. This is not just my opinion but this is what they say in Latin AMerica. Here in Guatemala they think I¨m from the Capital, Mexican or Costa Rican. I look more South American though so Peruvians, Chileans, etc think I´m one of them until I speak, then a Peruvian will think I´m Chilean for example because of my accent or the smart ones will think I´m American or CAnadian because of my accent and I do have some baby fat. LOL I´m not obese or fat, just need to lose 10 to 15 pounds. HaHA dresden
- puppypup wrote:
Yeah you´re right. [color=red] I look more Irish or Lithuanian [/color].
- puppypup wrote:
Here in Guatemala [color=red]they think I¨m from the Capital, Mexican or Costa Rican[/color] . [color=red] I look more South American though so Peruvians, Chileans, etc think I´m one of them [/color] until I speak, [color=red]then a Peruvian will think I´m Chilean[/color] for example because of my accent or the smart ones [color=red]will think I´m American or CAnadian [/color] because of my accent and I do have some baby fat. LOL I´m not obese or fat, just need to lose 10 to 15 pounds . HaHA
And you wonder why we all know you are mentally 'touched'. portland
- dresden wrote:
- puppypup wrote:
Yeah you´re right. [color=red] I look more Irish or Lithuanian [/color].
- puppypup wrote:
Here in Guatemala [color=red]they think I¨m from the Capital, Mexican or Costa Rican[/color] . [color=red] I look more South American though so Peruvians, Chileans, etc think I´m one of them [/color] until I speak, [color=red]then a Peruvian will think I´m Chilean[/color] for example because of my accent or the smart ones [color=red]will think I´m American or CAnadian [/color] because of my accent and I do have some baby fat. LOL I´m not obese or fat, just need to lose 10 to 15 pounds . HaHA
And you wonder why we all know you are mentally 'touched'. - puppypup wrote:
LMAO Agreed shes nuts peanuts LOL RobbyG
- portland wrote:
- dresden wrote:
- puppypup wrote:
Yeah you´re right. [color=red] I look more Irish or Lithuanian [/color].
- puppypup wrote:
Here in Guatemala [color=red]they think I¨m from the Capital, Mexican or Costa Rican[/color] . [color=red] I look more South American though so Peruvians, Chileans, etc think I´m one of them [/color] until I speak, [color=red]then a Peruvian will think I´m Chilean[/color] for example because of my accent or the smart ones [color=red]will think I´m American or CAnadian [/color] because of my accent and I do have some baby fat. LOL I´m not obese or fat, just need to lose 10 to 15 pounds . HaHA
And you wonder why we all know you are mentally 'touched'. - puppypup wrote:
LMAO Agreed shes nuts peanuts LOL - dresden wrote:
I think I turn mental when she talks to me in real life. :shock:
Perhaps I take a run from it :lol: karans ^^^ what, what ever. How is this puppypup? This is hilarious and going on my desk. Puppypup you rock. You go girl. RobbyG
- karans wrote:
^^^ what, what ever. How is this puppypup?
This is hilarious and going on my desk. Puppypup you rock. You go girl.
Who are you?
Did you introduce yourself already in the new members zone?
Goddamn slime 8) dresden ^^ ahh lay off Robbie, He's new to town. Once he realizes who Puppypup is, he will be saying "You go girl.......... go to the mental institution" portland spare the child robbyG... wait till he gets to know her... oh this guy is the one looking for a true love from another nationality, then he got dump and keeps murmuring on this thread. &postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 oh heres the correct post. #286823 Bora Bora
- karans wrote:
^^^ what, what ever. How is this puppypup?
This is hilarious and going on my desk. Puppypup you rock. You go girl.
Well I have to assume that you did not read the original post. If you did you would be looking for an exit not an entrance into Puppypoop. Do your homework on DF about Puppypoop and then you retract your statement.
She recently got a pass from the institution she lives in and is travelling and searching for her ancestry in the Mayan mountains. (Where they have WIFI) portland
- Bora Bora wrote:
- karans wrote:
^^^ what, what ever. How is this puppypup?
This is hilarious and going on my desk. Puppypup you rock. You go girl.
Well I have to assume that you did not read the original post. If you did you would be looking for an exit not an entrance into Puppypoop. Do your homework DF about Puppypoop and then you retract your statement.
She recently got a pass from the institution she lives in and is travelling and searching for her ancestry in the Mayan mountains. (Where they have WIFI) - karans wrote:
LOL...hmm since karans is looking for true love with other nationalities, well i believe puppypup would fit, coz she has as many nationalities as she can be... :lol: dresden LOL portland puppypup Pinoy number whatever is the one that said I don´t look Latina. I can PASS as Latina but quite frankly I look more Irish and Lithuanian. It´s like a scale. I can Pass as Afghani but really my look is not the norm. I could pass as an Amerasian Viet or French Viet but those looks are obviously ¨different¨¨ in Vietnam. I´m brunette with Catherine Zeta Jones eyes, most brunettes even the Irish or Welsh ones are going to pass as Latina perhaps mixed Euro Viet. Now if I went to the Philippines I wouldn´t pass as well as I do in Guatemala. I could pass as one of those mestizo movie star look alikes but I don´t think that is the look you see in the streets. Please don´t act stupid. Most people all on the planet will pass as Latino. The whole African continent can look Latino. Please don´t act stupid. I´m sure some of you in this thread have brains. Bora Bora
- puppypup wrote:
Pinoy number whatever is the one that said I don´t look Latina. I can PASS as Latina but quite frankly I look more Irish and Lithuanian. It´s like a scale. I can Pass as Afghani but really my look is not the norm.
I could pass as an Amerasian Viet or French Viet but those looks are obviously ¨different¨¨ in Vietnam. I´m brunette with Catherine Zeta Jones eyes, most brunettes even the Irish or Welsh ones are going to pass as Latina perhaps mixed Euro Viet.
Please don´t act stupid. Most people all on the planet will pass as Latino. The whole African continent can look Latino. Please don´t act stupid. I´m sure some of you in this thread have brains.
Acting stupid is reserved for you. That's your speciality you dumb twat. puppypup This is the only Filipina that I look remotely like and it´s quite obvious this isn´t the general Filipina look.
- puppypup wrote:
I admit I do speak Spanish and well I do look Latina so my travelling experience is possibly different than others. This is not just my opinion but this is what they say in Latin AMerica. Here in Guatemala they think I¨m from the Capital, Mexican or Costa Rican. I look more South American though so Peruvians, Chileans, etc think I´m one of them until I speak, then a Peruvian will think I´m Chilean for example because of my accent or the smart ones will think I´m American or CAnadian because of my accent and I do have some baby fat. LOL I´m not obese or fat, just need to lose 10 to 15 pounds. HaHA
He look what she say's makes perfect sense to me.
Take for instance Catherine zeta Jones, depending on how she dresses she could easily come off as Latin American or North American.
Look at an Arab on the street you could easily confuse some for Persian or Local or Lebanese.
Happened to a cousin of mine one. She's Portuguese had gone to India on a holiday and then returned to Abu-Dhabi. At the immigration there was this huge line. The local sitting at the Emirati counter thought (purely cos of my cousin's looks) she was a local. So she calls my cousin to the counter only for locals and then realizes she was Portuguese.
Puppypup is merely spelling out perceptions. What people think when they interact with her.
Trust me if you guys were fluent in more than one language, you'd actually be surprised how perceptions vary.
As an exercise try and go to one of those international IB schools and try and see if you could identify student nationalities accurately. Bora Bora
- puppypup wrote:
This is the only Filipina that I look remotely like and it´s quite obvious this isn´t the general Filipina look.
So what are you, a wetback?
Don't you get it. You are no longer a joke. You are no longer someone we find amusing. No one really gives a crap what you look like nor are they interested in seeing what you look like. Can't you see how pathetic you are? We do. PointGiven
- puppypup wrote:
This is the only Filipina that I look remotely like and it´s quite obvious this isn´t the general Filipina look.
Why don't you post your picture once and for all, so you can silence all your detractors on this board :) puppypup Haha PointGiven, can´t I live the fantasy that I¨m as beautiful as Isabel Preysler even with her current state of botox and fillers she´s still gorgeous.
- puppypup wrote:
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Please don´t act stupid. Most people all on the planet will pass as Latino. The whole African continent can look Latino. Please don´t act stupid. I´m sure some of you in this thread have brains.
LOL. Enough said. pinoy1
- Bora Bora wrote:
- puppypup wrote:
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Please don´t act stupid. Most people all on the planet will pass as Latino. The whole African continent can look Latino. Please don´t act stupid. I´m sure some of you in this thread have brains.
Acting stupid is reserved for you. That's your speciality you dumb twat. - puppypup wrote:
LOL!! Thank you. I didn't have to keep that thought to myself after all. :lol: