JOB APPLICATION

Miss_lolly JOB APPLICATION : I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997. I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no mallied and no childish. My father is dead long time ago and my mother mary in Zaire country there 10 years now, no see she so nobody known to help me. My certificate is just sitting home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Nyanja teacher, Mr Phiri, teaching me is jelos of myself. Me wear expenses cloth than Ngoni teacher. I here people you want security guards to you company and I tell you I Am one of that job experience for 2 years. I shot thief dead. I want to Join the company of you and chase criminal out with me AK47. Please consider my aplication careful and call me any time because me Have celphone. I am red for interview with you. I am very hornest and can speak English free. Please also greet your wife. And rememba that English is not our mother land!! Yours in faith Pasopa Mampara My picture frame I look beautiful Phika merale skwata Pasopa I m perfect in English which i never study guys :D:D:D loooool RobbyG :albino: :geek: hack88 this walla is not good..... :x why dun't u try writing a job application in Lingala, Kongo language, Swahili or Tshiluba (National Languages of Zaire). Lets see how good you are! Miss_lolly

• hack88 wrote:
  this walla is not good..... :x
  why dun't u try writing a job application in Lingala, Kongo language, Swahili or Tshiluba (National Languages of Zaire).
  Lets see how good you are!

anyway it s not me who wrot it
he is a friend of my friend s friend :roll:
:x desert surfer miss lolly ............. u r stupid........... stop posting crap all over forum............ get ur own blog Miss_lolly

• desert surfer wrote:
  miss lolly ............. u r stupid........... stop posting crap all over forum............ get ur own blog

Stupid is a word
only stupids can use it ;) desert surfer

• Miss_lolly wrote:
  
  • desert surfer wrote:
    miss lolly ............. u r stupid........... stop posting crap all over forum............ get ur own blog
  
  Stupid is a word
  only stupids can use it ;)

........ and STOP PMing ME! :x Miss_lolly tu pense que ca me fais le plaisire de t envoyer des MP Mr Con Edited Maybe Mr con doesnt understand Frensh proper it is not my pleasur to send u a PM ==> only asking you to be respectable but you seems not TheChoosen Miss Lolly...just go ahead with such threads, its almost so funny like MBīs posts :lol: :lol: :lol: Chocoholic Just please stop writing irrelevant crap in the Romance forum! I'm bored of moving them!

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• Chocoholic wrote:
  Just please stop writing irrelevant crap in the Romance forum! I'm bored of moving them!

:shock: :shock: Chocs, i think you choosed the wrong forum :?: :shock:
This is general chat :? Galactico

• Chocoholic wrote:
  Just please stop writing irrelevant crap in the Romance forum! I'm bored of moving them!

Your always bored... :lol: RobbyG

• Galactico wrote:
  
  • Chocoholic wrote:
    Just please stop writing irrelevant crap in the Romance forum! I'm bored of moving them!
  
  Your always bored... :lol:

:laughing3: Miss_lolly

• Chocoholic wrote:
  Just please stop writing irrelevant crap in the Romance forum! I'm bored of moving them!

don t tired urself anymore
this is me :twisted: Bora Bora So, did you get the job? I am sure that they figured out that English isn't your mother land(?!) Chocs, can you start an "Irrelevant Threads" section and move this? ahamal I think you better to try job consultants LadyFashion This is so Funny Thanx you made my day :D Wednesday Jones Getting back to the thread, my department has been recruiting recently for all sorts of roles and I have been looking through CVs. It is amazing what people include on their CVs: - 'US driving licence' for a non-driving office job in Dubai, - 'teatotaller', - 'twin infant sons' - 'vegetarian' - 'recently converted to Islam' - 'Arabic (mother tongue), English (fluent), French (very poor)