mighty.one
what you do is, each person writes a maximum of 5 lines and posts them here.
The content must not be too crude or pointless (ie cant be random babble, must contribute to the story)
You can add characters and places etc.
I will start:
Once upon a time there was a boy called Fred. He lived in england went to school.
One day on the way home from school he went the wrong way and ended up 40 miles from his house. It was dark, and he didnt know what the hell to do, so he sat down and started thinking of a plan.....
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Plan 1, Find someone to help.
Plan 2, Find a pay phone to call home.
Plan 3, Run as fast as he can as its getting dark!
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Plan 1, Find someone to help.
Plan 2, Find a pay phone to call home.
Plan 3, Run as fast as he can as its getting dark!
Plan 4, Look for a torch so he can see where he is going.
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(keep the format in story form not point form) :lol:
...As he started to run he tripped and hurt his knee on a rock. He started to crawl towards a light he could see in the distance. He thought about his family and how much he loved them. As he got closer to the light he realised it was the reflection of the moon on the sea bed. The pain was killing him but...
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Not too long after he came up with his plans he sees the outline of what appeared to be a woman comming out of a building.
He runs up to her and asks for directions to the nearest phone.
She introduces herself as May and says she doesnt know of any phones nearby but she has a mobile in her car if he wanted to use it.
Stunned by her beauty Fred accepts; not realizing the actions that were about to take place around him.
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...As he started to run he tripped and hurt his knee on a rock. He started to crawl towards a light he could see in the distance. He thought about his family and how much he loved them. As he got closer to the light he realised it was the reflection of the moon on the sea bed. The pain was killing him but [color=darkred][/color]he knew he had to carry on. For him tha family was the most important thing in his life, and that fact that he had forgoten to purchase a pint of milk on the way home was eating into his soul. But wait, who is this now walking away from the supermarket, its Grandma, oh the shame of it all, she has the milk....[color=darkred][/color]
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...Grandma never likes it when people dont do at they are told. She got into her car. As she drove towards Fred she saw he was in a bad state yet she still drove off throwing dust from the road into his dehyrdrated face. All fred could think about was going back to the womans car and....
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Smashing the front in, he was so frustrated, all this over a pint of milk. Damn it he said to himself, if this is how its going to be I am going to the Pub where a Pint is a real Pint. So of he goes heading towards the Pigs Whiste, immediately feeling better as his mouth started to water at the thought of what was.....
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...making him feel all tingly inside. However he though to himself, woman or water? the woman who the car belonged to was irresistable. She had the most amazing golden tan and was wearing jimmy choo shoes a gucci shirt and dolce and gabbana jeans. He almost fancied the clothes more than her..
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Surprisingly,the woman came back, and offered her a ride.
Although doubtful about it, he immediately said yes and climbed on the passenger side.
The woman said, I believe we are all good in nature, and you are not an exception.
With smile he said thank you then all of a sudden.....
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...a man jumped out from the back seat and the woman pulled out a gun. This is my new husband and yes he is half my age. We want your money now or i will kill you. He replied by saying how could you do this to me whilst thinking about an ice cold pint of milk that would be used tonight during..
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the time that we will all enjoy watching the movie of the week.
This seemed to placae everyone and they contined on to the
house, once inside with the milk in the fridge they turned on the
telly and found that things were not to be. The set would not come
on, this then made the new husband whip out.......
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...his toolbox to fix the set. However, the movie was starting in just 10 mins. Fred called over Jimmy from next door to help him out and get it sorted within 10 minutes. There was a noise from upstairs. Fred and Jimmy went to investigate. While upstairs they..
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saw that a window was ajar, OMG they shrieked we have an intruder,
at this point Fred went outside to get the German Sheperd out of the
kennel, his name was Rip and when he got you it was impossible to
release his grip. Rip and Fred went back into the house to sniff out
the intruder, they met Grandma on the way in and she was.....
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drenched in milk. Rip began straining on his leash and Fred cud only barely hold on. RUN! Gandma RUN! yelled Fred as the leash started slipping from his hands.
"I must distract Rip", Fred thought to himself. He pulled his mobile out of his pocket and..
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..called his sister who was currently residing in Africa. She was always been hounded and attacked by all species of dogs. (she had the marks to prove it).
He asked her what to do in such a situation and she replied..
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I'm being chased by a dog right now and can't answer your question just yet. I'll call you back later. Dissapointed, Fred dug in his pockets to see if he could find anything else when he discovered...
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the number for Canine Friends in Dubai, this was going to change the
situation. So Fred dialed the number and got the eveninf stand in whose
name was Ali, unfortunately. Ali was only interested in the football game
currently playing on the TV so he could only answer Freds urgent replies
with oooooh, aaaaaah, goal.......
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...Fred rememberd that his favourite team (liverpool) were playing tonight against his least favourite team (man utd). He suddenly realised he was more concerned about watching the match (where liverpool will beat man utd) than surviving the aattack of the dog..
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Thankfully the dogs attention was diverted to a passing garbage truck. Rip, finally breaking free of his master, gave chase and ran away into the night never to be seen again. Fred realising how stupid he was for calling Dubai for a dog related problem in London was in turn glad he did as it reminded him of the game. He rushed inside to catch the last bit of action and was shocked to see the score was 6nil to Man Utd with 2 min to go. Vidic & Ferdinand scored hatricks in a brilliant display of football which meant that Liverpool would be relegated. Angry fans began to riot in the stands and it soon spilled out onto the pitch. Fred, forgetting everything that had happened to him that day, was shocked at what he saw on TV that he decided to....
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catch a cab and get over to the ground to see if he could possibly calm
things down, for after all, it was only football. He caught a passing cab
just outside of his house, he immediately noticed that the driver was
of Asian origin, so being the friendly bloke that he was, he tried to open
a conversation. The driver became agitated and......
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and stepped on the accelerator. Fred had barely realized what was happening when he saw Grandma crossing the road ahead. The car was speeding over the limit now and the driver did not stop even as he hit grandma and she went flying through the air. "Grandmaaaa!" Fred yelled in horror..
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as she hit the ground. Fred grabbed the taxi driver by the neck and
forced him to stop, he jumped out to help Grandma, he was sure
that she must be dead. But wait, she was trying to sit up, its a
miracle Fred was thinking, not even getting hit by a car, bouncing
onto the hard road would.......
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...hurt anyones bottom. poor granny. Fred jumped into the taxi along with granny in the backseat and the taxi driver tied up in the trunk. They arrived back home and both felt extremely hungry. However, there was no food in the house so they thought the only thing they could eat was..
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the taxi driver... But on second thoughts they decided that, that wudn't be such a great idea becos he was far too skinny and they liked their meat... They went back to the taxi and headed for the local supermarket. Meanwhile the taxi driver's wife was trying to reach him on his mobile and his ringtone was set to crazyfrog which grandma found most annoying. So they pulled into an empty lane and..
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...and answered the phone becasue its wasn't responsible for Fred to drive and talk without handsfree. Grandma was still in shock and couldn't utter anything sensible. Upon answering the phone the wife, thinking it was her husband, started blurting down the phone in a foreign language. She didn't sound happy. Fred, thinking quickly, yelled out F*%k you whore and hung up the phone. Fred then let the taxi driver go. As the taxi driver darted away Fred shuddered at the thought of how somenody was going to get hurt real bad when they got home. A much greater punishment than what he could have dished out himself. Hopping back in the cab they continued for the supermarket when an announcement was broadcast over the radio....
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taxi driver found wandering in the street with his tongue removed, great
Fred said to his Granny, he got his just rewards. Granny nodded her
agreement and promptly fell asleep in the car. Fred decided to get her
home to bed, on the way he decided to stop in the pharmacy to get
something for pain, he left Granny in the car and...
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...went inside the store. Little did he know, there was a dangerous criminal robbing the place as he entered. He suddenly became a hostage and was extremely frightened. The pharmacist was putting drugs and money into a large sack whilst Grandma waited outside. She started to get impatient and decided to..
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.....fiddle around with the controls in the car. Suddenly, the car accelerated with a jolt and careered off down the street, with Granny screaming and crying in the passenger seat. Meanwhile, in the pharmacy, Fred, who had just entered, realised that a robbery was taking place, so he slowly and quietly picked up a packet of Durex and..........
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opened the packet tied three of them together and fashioned a noose
out of them, when the robber came near Fred whipped the dures noose
around the robbers neck and pulle it tight. The pharmacist called the
Police while Fred had control of the robber. The sirens could be heard
outside but just as they were approaching, Granny swerved into.....
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this brought Fred to his senses, hey you stupid Bobbies, thats my
Grandmother you are handcuffing, does she look like the kind of person
who would rob anywhere?, your Grandmother, Mmmmmm, so they came
over to Fred and arrested him as well, stating that who would be charged
with conspirecy to rob the pharmacy along with his Grandmother, but
just then.....
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.... the approaching police car, which then crashed through the window of the pharmacy. The robber, seizing his chance in the ensuing confusion, kneed Fred in a rather sensitive spot and made his escape. As Fred, lay on the floor, gasping in agony, he watched as the police searched and handcuffed a dazed Granny.
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..........the pharmacist rushed out of his wrecked pharmacy and explained what had gone on to the police. Granny's heart melted as she watched him. He finished his story and their eyes met. Granny blushed and giggled like a teenage girl. Suddenly, like a bolt of lightning.........
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the Pharmacist grabbed Granny and kissed her, she wrapped her arms
around him and they ran off back into the Pharmacy.
Fred could not believe his eyes, here was hid aged Grandmother acting
like a love struck teenager, it just wasn't good enough, so he stormed
into the Pharmacy, only to find.....
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....Granny and the pharmacist hunting desperately for a packet of Durex and some Viagra tablets. Fred was horrified, but luckily the store was in such a mess after the crash. Leaving the lovelorn pharmacist behind, Fred dragged Granny kicking and screaming into the street. She was making such a fuss that.................
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Fred decided to get her to the local Starbucks, where he could give her
a stiff dose of caffene in order to calm her down.
As they entered Starbucks who should they meet but Grannies younger
sister Evelyn, she was extremely exited for no apparent reason, so they
decided to question her as to why she was so exited, and she told them....
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.................that she had been shopping in her local supermarket, and who should she bump into but Quentin Tarantino. Being a big fan, Evelyn had asked for his autograph and they'd got talking. Asking why he hadn't made a movie for a while, Tarantino replied that he'd run out of ideas.
"That's interesting," Fred said, " because.................
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I never thought you had any ideas, in fact most of what you have done is
completely without any kind of sense. At this point Evelyn up and slapped
Fred for his comments, Fred pushed her in to the display cabinet and
cakes were strewn all over the floor. The Manager immediately called the
police, Granny knowing her already tarnished rep decided to.....
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......call Tarantino and sell him the movie rights to the blockbuster novel she planned to write about her experiences. As Fred and Evelyn continued to hurl abuse and strawberry cheesecake at each other, Granny quietly slipped out. Settled into the back seat of a Dubai cab, she got out her mobile and dialled 181.
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Directory enqiries was required by Granny as she needed to contact
someone who could bring some sanity back in her life, she asked for the
number of her good old friend and companion, Arnie, she and Arnie had
spent may years together and she wanted him back in her life to sort out
this mess, she got the number, dialed, the phone was picked up and...
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HP answered .... "Carrefour home delivery, what can I do for you?" Granny cried ...
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"Hello, yes, I was wondering if you had any sanity restorers?"
HP guffawed: " Lady, are you crazy? Who do you think I am - Sanity Claus?"
Granny was furious and immediately demanded to speak to the manager of the section. After hurling a few more insults down the line, HP told her to hold on while he transferred her to his manager. Suddenly, a deep sultry voice filled her ears:
" Hello, Lt. Bleakus speaking........"
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how can I be of assistance Madam, well at least we have one Gentleman
in the place Granny thought. Granny asked Lt. Bleakus if he was aware of
the rude and ungentlemanly behavour of his staff, namely one HP, what
is he by the way a sauce saleman?. Lt. Bleakus replied that yes he was
awre of this problem but unfortunately HP was......
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........the son of a local sheikh and that they had to keep employing him because he had big wasta.
"Wasta schmasta! " cried Granny. " I'll give him wasta."
Rudely hanging up on an apologetic Bleakus, she rushed out into the street and hailed the nearest cab.
" To Carrefour," she told the driver, " and step on it."
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The taxi driver looked round at Granny and asked which carrefour she
wanted, Granny told him the one that does the home delivery service, he
replied, how am I supposed to know which of the stores doea a home
delivery, better still get out of my cab before I call the Police on you. Well
this was it for granny, she lifted her bag and....
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.....set about the poor unsuspecting cab driver with her Gucci handbag which she had recently purchased in Karama. Soon a crowd of onlookers had gathered, blocking the road, and as Granny continued to berate the taxi driver, the sound of police sirens could be heard in the distance.
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Granny was impervious to the noise of the sirens, she just was
determined to punish the cab driver for not taking her to Carrefour. The
police were getting nearer, Granny was hitting harder, then who should
happen along, it's Ian, Granny's Godson, Ian grabs granny around the
waist and pulls her away to.......
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...... the new Oval cricket ground in Dubai.
" Granny," he exclaimed breathlessly, " We need you in silly-mid off. The English are killing us. "
"But I am English, " Granny exclaimed.
"Yes, but I'm your godson, don't you love me?" Ian pleaded, putting on his best puppy dog lost look.
Of course Granny, who doted on him, gave in. Getting her knitting needles out of her bag, she asked:
" Do I have time to knit myself a nice Arran jumper? "
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Yes Granny, with the traffic as it is in Dubai today you can knit a couple,
one for me as well. By the way Granny, when we get to the New Oval,
you have to promise me that you will not shout for England. Ian, you
stupid boy, how could you say such a thing, I will never give up my right
to shout for Queen and Country as she belts him around the head with
her handbag....
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..then suddenly she comes to her senses and realises that the story of her life carries on. At her age, death was inevitable a long time ago yet she had avoided death. She then wondered, what she hadnt accomplished but wanted to. Most of all, she wanted to..
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travel to the USA, she told the cab driver to head for Dubai International
Airport, Ian is confussed, but then that's not an unusual state for him.
Granny is rumaging through her bag, yesssssss, she has her Passport
with her. They reach the Airport and she goes straight to the Emirates
counter to purchase her ticket, when suddenly...
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Granny approaches the boarding gate, she is shaking with fear, however
she also realises that it will be a problem to board her flight if she doesn't
have a ticket, with this in mind she slowly starts to form a plan of action
in here mind, when suddenly, out of the blue, she hears someone
shoutiing her name, at this the gunman.....
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..a man walks upto her smiling. Granny being a cordial person herself smiles back at him. He walks right upto her and whispers in her ear. " Try not to scream and I will try not to fire the gun in my hand and scatter ur brains"
Granny is frozen with fear as the man steers her in the direction of passengers boarding with his gun shoved into her ribs. Granny is too shocked to wonder how he is going to get her on board without her papers and ticket.