themindboggles
I found out recently that a girl who was staying at one of my friends' places was secretly seeing my friend's boyfriends. It turns out that this girl was also simultanously seeing quite a few male members of our group of friends. Has Dubai become an episode of Footballers Wives without the footballers?
XRW-147
Buddy you can't really class that girl as a swinger, maybe she should work at a carnival? Seems to be a popular ride.
themindboggles
Do you think that it would be too riske for Wild Wadi?
XRW-147
:lol: Adults only night perhaps?
themindboggles
If I charged for entry then I may just make my millions in Dubai after all... :lol:
XRW-147
:lol:
themindboggles
Or maybe get her to dress up as that dodgy yellow summer surprises thing and rent her out to passing trade? :lol:
XRW-147
Mean to say so, but she could be full of surprise.
themindboggles
full of something, thats for sure hahaha
arniegang
a bananna perhaps ?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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XRW-147
Maybe she goes for cucumbers?
themindboggles
Are you guys hungry or something? Must be that time of day...
themindboggles
PS - I'll send her over hahahahaha
the_zooter
What on earth is DubaiForums turning into!!??
This place is like one big knocking shop sometimes!! You guys are like dogs on heat!!
themindboggles
Thank you Mary Whitehouse! :lol:
OK - lets get onto some clean topics shall we :?
XRW-147
Z is just in need of some 'relief'.
the_zooter
- XRW-147 wrote:
Z is just in need of some 'relief'.
My secret is out!! :oops:
themindboggles
She is a bit of a goer but all the way to Mansfield? Methinks not
the_zooter
- themindboggles wrote:
She is a bit of a goer but all the way to Mansfield? Methinks not
Erm - well I'll come out to Dubai - I'm not fussy!!
She might be a goer, but what about a looker??
themindboggles
Page back one and you will see her described as a carnival ride - does that answer your question?
the_zooter
- themindboggles wrote:
Page back one and you will see her described as a carnival ride - does that answer your question?
Yeah, but that doesn't mean she's a good looker!! :?
themindboggles
She's been described as a 'bit rough'
the_zooter
- themindboggles wrote:
She's been described as a 'bit rough'
Well I'm not bothered then! I have standards (yes Arnie & DK - you heard me right!!)
arniegang
A decent pair of tits and she's a "go'er"
Whats the matter with you Zoots, pull yersel together man. If she's not a looker, just use a black bin liner over her head
:lol: :lol: :lol:
themindboggles
So if you see a bird walking round Mirdiff with a binliner on her head, you'll know Zooter has been to town..
XRW-147
Reminds me of that "you don't look at the mantle while u're stoking the fire" saying :lol:
arniegang
- themindboggles wrote:
So if you see a bird walking round Mirdiff with a binliner on her head, you'll know Zooter has been to town..
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
the_zooter
- XRW-147 wrote:
Reminds me of that "you don't look at the mantle while u're stoking the fire" saying :lol:
I was just thinking the exact same thing!!
I remember a teacher saying that once - this old guy, who'd be the last person you'd expect to say anything like that! Well a friend of mine was on about this girl that liked him but he thought she was ugly - so the teacher (who shall remain nameless) piped up "you don't look at the mantle piece when you're stoking the fire". A classic!!
the_zooter
- arniegang wrote:
- themindboggles wrote:
So if you see a bird walking round Mirdiff with a binliner on her head, you'll know Zooter has been to town..
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
They are probably just embarrased to be seen with me!!! :lol:
Alyapal
- themindboggles wrote:
She is a bit of a goer but all the way to Mansfield? Methinks not
Help me out with the Mansfield bit :?
the_zooter
- Alyapal wrote:
- themindboggles wrote:
She is a bit of a goer but all the way to Mansfield? Methinks not
Help me out with the Mansfield bit :?
Mansfield is where I live - in England!!
That was what they meant - it was a bit far to go!!
Alyapal
- the_zooter wrote:
- Alyapal wrote:
- themindboggles wrote:
She is a bit of a goer but all the way to Mansfield? Methinks not
Help me out with the Mansfield bit :?
Mansfield is where I live - in England!!
That was what they meant - it was a bit far to go!!
Well the reason I asked is because that is were I am from as well :shock: Small World :roll:
the_zooter
- Alyapal wrote:
Well the reason I asked is because that is were I am from as well :shock: Small World :roll:
Really?? Whereabouts?? Do you still live in Mansfield then?
Alyapal
I have lived here in Dubai for just over two years, but I am from Newlands Estate in Forest Town. :wink:
the_zooter
- Alyapal wrote:
I have lived here in Dubai for just over two years, but I am from Newlands Estate in Forest Town. :wink:
Wow - its a small world indeed!! I'm actually from Berry Hill (the "posh" part of Mansfield, assuming any part of Mansfield could be classed as posh!). I've been looking for a job in Dubai since just before christmas. Got offered one a couple of months back, but when I went out to visit them, they withdrew the offer!! Oh well, their loss!!
themindboggles
hate to break up this touching :cry: reunion but will anyone answer the original question please
arniegang
- themindboggles wrote:
hate to break up this touching :cry: reunion but will anyone answer the original question please
the answer is NO
arniegang
- the_zooter wrote:
- Alyapal wrote:
I have lived here in Dubai for just over two years, but I am from Newlands Estate in Forest Town. :wink:
Wow - its a small world indeed!! I'm actually from Berry Hill (the "posh" part of Mansfield, assuming any part of Mansfield could be classed as posh!). I've been looking for a job in Dubai since just before christmas. Got offered one a couple of months back, but when I went out to visit them, they withdrew the offer!! Oh well, their loss!!
That is amazing you guys 8) 8) 8) 8)
themindboggles
[quote="arniegang"][quote="the_zooter"][quote="Alyapal"]I have lived here in Dubai for just over two years, but I am from Newlands Estate in Forest Town. :wink:
Wow - its a small world indeed!! I'm actually from Berry Hill (the "posh" part of Mansfield, assuming any part of Mansfield could be classed as posh!). I've been looking for a job in Dubai since just before christmas. Got offered one a couple of months back, but when I went out to visit them, they withdrew the offer!! Oh well, their loss!!
That is amazing you guys 8) 8) 8) 8)
I'm from Newland Hill Council Estate in Forest Hill - any relation?
the_zooter
- themindboggles wrote:
I'm from Newland Hill Council Estate in Forest Hill - any relation?
I don't think so!!
Oooh - and what was your original question - I've forgot!
arniegang
probably not, Zooter doesnt mix with poor people
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
themindboggles
Is that so? Well I'll just take my Nike trackers and baseball cap elsewhere then... :cry:
arniegang
and your shell suit and hoody
:lol: :lol: :lol:
the_zooter
- arniegang wrote:
and your shell suit and hoody
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Who is from Ess.ex did you say?? :lol:
themindboggles
Shell suit and hoodie? I was thinking more of raincoat and ..er...not alot else
the_zooter
- themindboggles wrote:
Shell suit and hoodie? I was thinking more of raincoat and ..er...not alot else
Is that you I've seen a few times in my local park??
themindboggles
With people running the other way?? Yep that would be me :oops:
silhouette
- XRW-147 wrote:
Mean to say so, but she could be full of surprise.
har har!! :rr:
A city that never sleeps..
Bring it on!:rr:
wannabe
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