dbxsoul
I've been following the progress of The Plastic Scouring Pad Comp. (L.L.C) with great interest, and feel that some of the members of the forum may want to invest their time (and possibly hard earned money) in a new venture that I am about to embark on.
What is more logical than producing sand paper in a country so well disposed of this natural resource? I can’t imagine why no one has done it before; imagine what a prestigious project this would be to the greater Dubai – the worlds largest sand paper producing factory, right here on its doorstep.
This of course would only be the start of it, the Sand Paper Factory, would soon be followed by Sand Paper City, where like-mined people would choose to live in an atmosphere of luxury, opulence and unrivalled hospitality! I even envisage plans for a huge island, of course shaped like a piece of sand paper – but that is another story.
As this is a “start-up” project, the methodology is simple, I ask all forum members to forward me all old or unused “post-it’s” or masking tape that you may have lying around at home (or even in the office). These will form the basis of the new venture. I will then arrange, at my personal expense to have these impregnated with a fine, high grade scouring medium (sand if you will). These will then be compiled into dispensers and exported to the world – through a contact I have located in Nigeria.
In addition to contributors and investors I am looking for a suitable Brand Name that can be used for the product (or product range), something catchy like “Burj-Al-I-Rub”.
Please your assistance will be greatly appreciated!
Yours sincerely
dbxsoul
arniegang
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brill post Soul, love it buddy.
ohhhhhh how wet did u get in london last week :lol: :lol: :lol: ???
SpyCee69
Yes, Yes, Yes!!! dump the scourer'R us unless I get a decent offer to buy them out!!!
I'm in.
I'm a developer of new start up cities in Dubai, so leave that part to me...
Love it!!!
SC
arniegang
ohhhhhhhh soz to be a party pooper
Soul, brilliant as this post is, i hope you dont think you are going to "muscle in" or take away the glory of our Scourer thread.
If this thread reaches 10 page i can assure you the DFM may become involved.
Be warned. DK - please put nosher and the boys on standby and have the Mk1 Granda fuelled up and ready to roll
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Dubai Knight
Gentlemen of the board...does this constitute a threat to our forthcoming IPO or are we able to either absorb or even JV here? If not, there is plenty of 'jelly' left!
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Knight
dbxsoul
hia arnie, moderately damp, not as bad as i expected though.
btw spoke with fergie over a cup of tea, she showed definite interest in the sand paper venture, and may even endorse it
arniegang
Soul
I dont want you to think or leave the impression the DFM are just a bunch of thugs.
To show you we can be truely compassionate, i took the liberty of editing the title of your post, its Opportunity not Oppertunity buddy.
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
dbxsoul
- arniegang wrote:
Soul
I dont want you to think or leave the impression the DFM are just a bunch of thugs.
To show you we can be truely compassionate, i took the liberty of editing the title of your post, its Opportunity not Oppertunity buddy.
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
thanks, appreciate it... although i would NEVER try to muscle in on the scouring pad triad... :lol: then again the option of a jv would be something to consider, we could even combine products ....
dbxsoul
did i mention that i have another contact in nigeria (of course) who is heir to an elbow grease empire???? yet another product just waiting to be exploited!!!
Dubai Knight
Elbow grease franchise...Hmmm, now that would be a potentially profitable venture considering the amount of cleaning required in Dubai at the moment due to the dust kicked up by construction.
Is this the same company who is offering the spirit level bubble franchise?
Needs looking into Zoots!
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Knight
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arniegang
mmmmmmmmmmmmm soul
Interesting thought about combining products. There is a distinct similarity between Scourers and Sandpaper. One cleans dishes, the other cleans up wood and metal and plastic.
I will talk to the other board members.
dbxsoul
make me an offer i can't refuse .... :lol:
arniegang
offer as in
wanna be pushed or you wanna jump ???
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the_zooter
- Dubai Knight wrote:
Elbow grease franchise...Hmmm, now that would be a potentially profitable venture considering the amount of cleaning required in Dubai at the moment due to the dust kicked up by construction.
Is this the same company who is offering the spirit level bubble franchise?
Needs looking into Zoots!
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Knight
Did somebody call me??
Hmm, it could well be the same company - I will make some (discreet) enquiries.
arniegang
Report back Don Zootetti
:evil: :evil:
Liban
If all things fail, then Donkey Power will be needed to sort out this thing :)
arniegang
Power to donkeys wherever they may be - may they rule the world one day
:D :D :D
constantine
so it is the donkey mafia then - please "bray" with us - we will "ass"end to you shortly" :P
Liban
EEEEE AWWWW EEEEEE AWWWWW :lol:
arniegang
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XRW-147
- Liban wrote:
EEEEE AWWWW EEEEEE AWWWWW :lol:
Aww... he was my fav character.
arniegang
How dare you bad mouth Winnie X - shame on you
:lol: :lol: :lol:
XRW-147
- arniegang wrote:
How dare you bad mouth Winnie X - shame on you
:lol: :lol: :lol:
He's too busy with his head in the honey pot to notice ;)
Dubai Knight
- XRW-147 wrote:
- arniegang wrote:
How dare you bad mouth Winnie X - shame on you
:lol: :lol: :lol:
He's too busy with his head in the honey pot to notice ;)
Better than having his d*ck in a biscuit tin!
I always said he was fcuking crackers!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight
XRW-147
- Dubai Knight wrote:
Better than having his d*ck in a biscuit tin!
I always said he was fcuking crackers!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight
Is there a XXX winnie spin off - Winnie 'likes it in the' poohole bear?
scarlet
How about scampaper
arniegang
what about ...........
Poohbear Mchardon and Donkey Dick Take Kanga in the Treehouse.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dubai Knight
- scarlet wrote:
How about scampaper
Now that I like!!!! Nice one S!!
We could start a range of products in a similar vein:
Fizzy water in champagne bottles: 'Sham-Pagne'
I wonder how many others?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight
dbxsoul
- scarlet wrote:
How about scampaper
haha... very good.
it's only a scam if you get caught