India to launch cow urine as new soft drink

deadlife -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine. The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it. Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year". "Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins." The drink is the latest attempt by the RSS – which was founded in 1925 and now claims eight million members – to cleanse India of foreign influence and promote its ideology of Hindutva, or Hindu-ness. Hindus revere cows and slaughtering them is illegal in most of India. Cow dung is traditionally used as a fuel and disinfectant in villages, while cow urine and dung are often consumed in rituals to "purify" those on the bottom rungs of the Hindu caste system. In 2001, the RSS and its offshoots – which include the opposition Bharatiya Janata Party – began promoting cow urine as a cure for ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity and even cancer. The movement has often been accused of using more violent methods, such as killing 67 Christians in the eastern state of Orissa last year, and assaulting women in a pub in Mangalore last month. It also has a history of targeting foreign business in India, as in 1994, when it organised a nationwide boycott of multinational consumer goods, including Pepsi and Coca Cola. The cola brands are popular in India, now one of their biggest markets, but have struggled in recent years to shake off allegations, which they deny, that they contain dangerous levels of pesticide. Mr Prakash said his drink, by contrast, was made mainly of cow urine, mixed with a few medicinal and ayurvedic herbs. He said it would be "cheap", but declined to give further details about its price or ingredients until it was officially launched. He insisted, however, that it would be able to compete with the American cola brands, even with their enormous advertising budgets. "We're going to give them good competition as our drink is good for mankind," he said. "We may also think of exporting it." India to launch cow urine as soft drink (no, we're not taking the p***) - Times Online freeneasy1 No Wonder,One of their leader was famous for drinking his own urine.It seems now the whole nation will follow him :lol: Misery Called Life I don’t kno about consumers on earth, maybe astronauts on the space station will find this a welcome respite.... Seems like the Indians are getting ready for space :laughing3: But seriously......YUCK! :puke: RedKite I think I will give that a miss !! Drinking urine is nowhere near bliss! This bovine waste, Won't have a nice taste, These Indians are taking the p*ss!! rudeboy lol hahahah hehehe ohohoo man RobbyG Thats what you get when you have lack of normal water. Grosss Chemically speaking its not that bad: Human piss carries about 92 percent water and 8 percent toxicants, that get you killed if not removed. If your alone in the desert with no water to fall back at, you can dig a small hole, put a jar in it, piss in the sand around that jar, use a plastic sheet or synthetic cover to catch to damp after the sun evaporated all the fluids out of the sand, and collect it via the condensed cover in a vocal point above the jar. Works perfectly, and all the toxics remain in the sand. Survival 101. India gets it ;) No Indian coke for me though :D rudeboy

• RobbyG wrote:
  Thats what you get when you have lack of normal water. Grosss
  Chemically speaking its not that bad: Human piss carries about 92 percent water and 8 percent toxicants, that get you killed if not removed.
  If your alone in the desert with no water to fall back at, you can dig a small hole, put a jar in it, piss in the sand around that jar, use a plastic sheet or synthetic cover to catch to damp after the sun evaporated all the fluids out of the sand, and collect it via the condensed cover in a vocal point above the jar.
  Works perfectly, and all the toxics remain in the sand.
  Survival 101. India gets it ;) No Indian coke for me though :D

wot are you ON ABOUT??? i rather die then bloody drinking my own piss seriously. i mean just to think about it makes me want to puke :S :S COWS PISS thats even worse. i wonder whats next. snakes piss :D
snakes droplets :D RobbyG

• rudeboy wrote:
  
  • RobbyG wrote:
    Thats what you get when you have lack of normal water. Grosss
    Chemically speaking its not that bad: Human piss carries about 92 percent water and 8 percent toxicants, that get you killed if not removed.
    If your alone in the desert with no water to fall back at, you can dig a small hole, put a jar in it, piss in the sand around that jar, use a plastic sheet or synthetic cover to catch to damp after the sun evaporated all the fluids out of the sand, and collect it via the condensed cover in a vocal point above the jar.
    Works perfectly, and all the toxics remain in the sand.
    Survival 101. India gets it ;) No Indian coke for me though :D
  
  wot are you ON ABOUT??? i rather die then bloody drinking my own piss seriously. i mean just to think about it makes me want to puke :S :S COWS PISS thats even worse. i wonder whats next. snakes piss :D
  snakes droplets :D

Ahh you're no survivor then....just a Rude Boy... ;)
Come on dude, being a RobbyG can save your life one day 8) rudeboy

• Misery Called Life wrote:
  
  • rudeboy wrote:
    
    • RobbyG wrote:
      Thats what you get when you have lack of normal water. Grosss
      Chemically speaking its not that bad: Human piss carries about 92 percent water and 8 percent toxicants, that get you killed if not removed.
      If your alone in the desert with no water to fall back at, you can dig a small hole, put a jar in it, piss in the sand around that jar, use a plastic sheet or synthetic cover to catch to damp after the sun evaporated all the fluids out of the sand, and collect it via the condensed cover in a vocal point above the jar.
      Works perfectly, and all the toxics remain in the sand.
      Survival 101. India gets it ;) No Indian coke for me though :D
    
    wot are you ON ABOUT??? i rather die then bloody drinking my own piss seriously. i mean just to think about it makes me want to puke :S :S COWS PISS thats even worse. i wonder whats next. snakes piss :D
    snakes droplets :D
  
  Snake waste, next would be waste products from monkeys and elephants as well! :lol: :lol:

yeh maybe even rudeboys droppings muhahahaha :D they can make rudeboys kofta curry out of that :D or even think they are meat balls :D
next time u are in a indian restaurant be careful of what you order :D Misery Called Life

• rudeboy wrote:
  
  • RobbyG wrote:
    Thats what you get when you have lack of normal water. Grosss
    Chemically speaking its not that bad: Human piss carries about 92 percent water and 8 percent toxicants, that get you killed if not removed.
    If your alone in the desert with no water to fall back at, you can dig a small hole, put a jar in it, piss in the sand around that jar, use a plastic sheet or synthetic cover to catch to damp after the sun evaporated all the fluids out of the sand, and collect it via the condensed cover in a vocal point above the jar.
    Works perfectly, and all the toxics remain in the sand.
    Survival 101. India gets it ;) No Indian coke for me though :D
  
  wot are you ON ABOUT??? i rather die then bloody drinking my own piss seriously. i mean just to think about it makes me want to puke :S :S COWS PISS thats even worse. i wonder whats next. snakes piss :D
  snakes droplets :D

Snake waste, next would be waste products from monkeys and elephants as well! :lol: :lol:

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RobbyG So long as the coke keeps sparkling, right? Look for the bubbles... ;) raidah this is not the 1st time i hear about urine being used for healing. actually it makes sense as fluids in our body are designed by nature to keep us alive and heal us when needed. but cow piss...and drink it as refresher after lunch... :roll: desertdudeshj

• RobbyG wrote:
  Thats what you get when you have lack of normal water. Grosss
  Chemically speaking its not that bad: Human piss carries about 92 percent water and 8 percent toxicants, that get you killed if not removed.
  If your alone in the desert with no water to fall back at, you can dig a small hole, put a jar in it, piss in the sand around that jar, use a plastic sheet or synthetic cover to catch to damp after the sun evaporated all the fluids out of the sand, and collect it via the condensed cover in a vocal point above the jar.
  Works perfectly, and all the toxics remain in the sand.
  Survival 101. India gets it ;) No Indian coke for me though :D

Been watching too much Bear Grylls mate ? As for P!ss coke I think I'll pass on that too :puke: For godsakes man, coudln't they find something else to make a drink out of. Whats next choclate covered baboon b@lls. RobbyG This trick I got from Les Stroud. The other Survivorman. http://www.survivorman.ca/ But I find them both really 'men with balls'. Great stamina do these guys have. Respec' ;) desertdudeshj

• RobbyG wrote:
  This trick I got from Les Stroud. The other Survivorman.
  http://www.survivorman.ca/
  But I find them both really 'men with balls'. Great stamina do these guys have. Respec' ;)

Actually Les is more of a surviour man than Bear. Bear has this whole team of camera men and other people with him and really is no real danger what so ever. He's mostly into whats the grossest thing he can get his hands on to eat, a bit of show off actually. Always skidiving to places and trying to climb up waterfalls when its obvious there is no real need to.
Les on the other hand is all by himself for seven days. Poor dude has to lug around all the camera E.Qaround, also if something was to happen to him, he would be by himself for sometime even if he could call for help.
But some people are just dumb @ss like the dude who gotten eaten by the grizzlies in Alaska. He was purely pushing his luck all the time, it was only a matter of time he was going to end up on a bears plate RedKite Here is a BRILLIANT marketing idea !! What if they just go out to the Dubai labour camps , syphon all the human P*SS from the open sewers and market it as .........................................DUBAI INDIAN TONIC WATER!!?? Orlex Hey Vikings used to drink reindeer piss after making the animals eat magic mushrooms. No wonder the Vikings were scary....... I assume thats why they were more mauraders than serious conquers... They would sail off to the nearest unfortunate foreign country, arrive, drink the Halluciagenic piss, massacre all the locals and then think...why are we here, whats going on, who am I...... then after freaking out again they would sail home. desertdudeshj

• Orlex wrote:
  Hey Vikings used to drink reindeer piss after making the animals eat magic mushrooms. No wonder the Vikings were scary.......
  I assume thats why they were more mauraders than serious conquers...
  They would sail off to the nearest unfortunate foreign country, arrive, drink the Halluciagenic piss, massacre all the locals and then think...why are we here, whats going on, who am I...... then after freaking out again they would sail home.

Whats all this gotta do with drinking cow p!ss. UGH !! rudeboy

• desertdudeshj wrote:
  
  • Orlex wrote:
    Hey Vikings used to drink reindeer piss after making the animals eat magic mushrooms. No wonder the Vikings were scary.......
    I assume thats why they were more mauraders than serious conquers...
    They would sail off to the nearest unfortunate foreign country, arrive, drink the Halluciagenic piss, massacre all the locals and then think...why are we here, whats going on, who am I...... then after freaking out again they would sail home.
  
  Whats all this gotta do with drinking cow p!ss. UGH !!

reindeers are cows cousins duh. they also have 4 legs and are vegetarians and give milk and urine too :D
and hes telling us that indians want to become like Vikings. i.e big and tall :D
cos rite now they are the little ppl RobbyG

• desertdudeshj wrote:
  
  • Orlex wrote:
    Hey Vikings used to drink reindeer piss after making the animals eat magic mushrooms. No wonder the Vikings were scary.......
    I assume thats why they were more mauraders than serious conquers...
    They would sail off to the nearest unfortunate foreign country, arrive, drink the Halluciagenic piss, massacre all the locals and then think...why are we here, whats going on, who am I...... then after freaking out again they would sail home.
  
  Whats all this gotta do with drinking cow p!ss. UGH !!

Its our fellow earthlings from Scandinavia. The Vikingz. Arabs would be very very scared of them for sure... quite a presence they've got ;) true savages!
rudeboy

• RobbyG wrote:
  
  • desertdudeshj wrote:
    
    • Orlex wrote:
      Hey Vikings used to drink reindeer piss after making the animals eat magic mushrooms. No wonder the Vikings were scary.......
      I assume thats why they were more mauraders than serious conquers...
      They would sail off to the nearest unfortunate foreign country, arrive, drink the Halluciagenic piss, massacre all the locals and then think...why are we here, whats going on, who am I...... then after freaking out again they would sail home.
    
    Whats all this gotta do with drinking cow p!ss. UGH !!
  
  Its our fellow earthlings from Scandinavia. The Vikingz. Arabs would be very very scared of them for sure... quite a presence they've got ;) true savages!
  

well we all know that the bigger they are the harder they fall ;) desertdudeshj Yes Robbie I know who these barbarians were. You can see the tall skinny platinum blonde hair and pale as death complexion from a mile away in a crowd. RobbyG

• desertdudeshj wrote:
  Yes Robbie I know who these barbarians were. You can see the tall skinny platinum blonde hair and pale as death complexion from a mile away in a crowd.

Wanna see a Persian warrior!? :lol: :lol: :lol:
desertdudeshj LOL......good one mate Anosh I am waiting a SOFT DRINK from human Piss... Not a bad idea :lol: RobbyG

• RedKite wrote:
  Here is a BRILLIANT marketing idea !!
  What if they just go out to the Dubai labour camps , syphon all the human P*SS from the open sewers and market it as .........................................DUBAI INDIAN TONIC WATER!!??

This is a GREAT idea! Why won't you do the marketing RK, so that we can send out the first zipp to our friend Rudeboy, who really loves testing out new food an drinks in the UAE!!!
Rudeboy!! New drinks for review ! :lol: :lol: :lol: rudeboy

• RobbyG wrote:
  
  • RedKite wrote:
    Here is a BRILLIANT marketing idea !!
    What if they just go out to the Dubai labour camps , syphon all the human P*SS from the open sewers and market it as .........................................DUBAI INDIAN TONIC WATER!!??
  
  This is a GREAT idea! Why won't you do the marketing RK, so that we can send out the first zipp to our friend Rudeboy, who really loves testing out new food an drinks in the UAE!!!
  Rudeboy!! New drinks for review ! :lol: :lol: :lol:

ladies first ;) am a true gentleman :D