Anonymous
I'm looking a girlfriend in Dubai to be my love. I'm looking for my love and would like her to be good to me and beautiful.. I'm young and goodlooking.I like reading,travelling,swimming,nature. I speak Arabic ,Turkish,English email:
Andyba
Are you looking for any girl... friend? ;)
Did you know that the law is quite strict here regarding girlfriends and you will have to mary your love...
Artisto
Me too!!! :)
I'm looking for the girl of my dreams for eternal love and fun.
Jamal
I aint looking for a Girl freind im just looking for a woman who i can call whenever im bored an get it on with her like that if u know what im saying so if any ladies out there who want to have the same kind of relationship jst let me know lets not call it a relationship jst a past time partnership.
BIG TIC J
Cool
Jamal, do you want a girl just for fucking?
Jamal
YEAH . i mean right now i dont got time for a relationship an shit but my hormones is still raging so i gots to atleast settle my hormones down u know wat i mean. thats why for the time being im jst looking for a fuck an thats it relationship comes later if i gots time. im sorry ladies but dats how it is for the time being.
Andyba
it means that if they will catch you in one apartment together alone and you are not married you are in deep shit.
loveheat
[color=green][/color]hi! well actualy i'm not looking a girlfriend but if someone want's to be a frined, like a true friend then i'll go for it.....
my email iz:
very loving mail address......... :idea:
loveheat
[color=darkred][/color]Hi! girls, don't be a good friend.
loveheat
andyba....you said that the law iz strict there in dubai?can u please tell me that how they will describe that the two person have a friendship with eachother n if they got a frindship then they must have to marry...
waht u mean..............it's mean that nobody have a girl...friend there..
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ahamed
Quote:
- it means that if they will catch you in one apartment together alone and you are not married you are in deep shit.
thats true .... they will deport u from here ...
Jamal
an the only great thing bout that is that ull be able to save the money for ur ticket to go back home cause its gonna be for free
so when u are ready to leave the country an dnt wanna buy a ticket jst do that
ISH
hey people this is not an Ad. aiight but we got whore houses & even the 5 O know bout that so whenever your hormones rage u can hit a morrocan for 500 but if ur budget is low u know u can settle for a chinese for 20, amean what is the use of getting a girlfriend is just to fuck so mind as well get a bitch & hit it round tha corner, bust ur nut release tha hormones & ur done for a week or so... cause getting a GF here is mad CASH witout getting ASS & up. Nothing is known as love people get married then they come here thinkin bout how to make more money thats why 99.99999% of the people's resoultion this new year's was
"more money to make more whores to take" hahahahahahah
ISH
Jamal
hahaha i agree on that ISH but bout that part that you sayin once you hit it of you done for a week i mean nigga is you on viagra already or wat im talking bout minmum 6 to 8 shots a day so both way if u put ur math down it works expensive for a brother in the ghetto to unleash all his pleasure so the best way i would suggest for you the brothers out there in the hood is too just spend likea couple of bucks some cheap ass cream an get down to reality an just moisten your fists cause you know thats all your worth
aighttttttttttttttand thats the reality of it all
Anonymous
wow so much confusion. chances are i wont check this out again but here goes.
you wont get deported because i got a girlfriend here and no one says anything. its all good.
and the other thing is if you get deported it snot a free ticket they make you pay it. and if you dont have the money you sit in jail till you come up with it.
this is Mo from aud. the guy with the eyes :).
takecare y'all
Jamal
MO you is a HO u hear me u fuckin mutha fucker
first of all look this fag saying he got a girlfriend an there is no such thing as deportation for fucking someone who isnt your wife u fuckin ass they dont come looking for you an spy on u weather u fucking u girlfriend but they catch they will fuck you up well thats only if ur girl is a muslim girl but on the other hand i guess she must be a european whore or something like that so the cops dont give a fuck bout bitches like that cause they is sluts anyway
an mutha fucker u from AUD so tell me what the fuck do you know bout jail cells an deportation u bitch u paying 50000dhs to get educated an pamperd you HO da fuck u know bout this gangsta route hmmmmmmmm
wat if u dont got the money youll sit till the rest of your life till u get the money are you fucked in the head or something
or maybe you watch them american movies an see the prisoners work in the jail an get paid for there work well let me tell you this fucking white boy in uae jails u dont work an u dont get paid so where the fuck will u get the money from
matter a fact fuck all this i aint down with this
i jst love kicking ass of AUD mutha fucking gay ass fags like you so you know wat
is my email add just email me an let me know when to come an fuck you up u asshole
aight white boy
later biatchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ISH
amean dayyyyyyyyyyyyymn shit is goin gangsta first of all........
MO u a Hoe, u probably got lil doh
but u & ur bitch cant flow , anyways wat am saying is that u gon get deported juss like J said & to add one more thing u gonna be in tha cargo section hahahahahha amean its a flight but only cargo ya heard that juss like fedex kinda shitt & i bet ur gurl fantasize bout me hahahahah
mafuka they say am sexy now hhahahahahah & by tha way J ill cold smoke ur ass hahahahhahah
ISH
DON colione
his-xlnc
I gotta hand it to u that u have been quite straight in your approach... n u know what... if u do end up getting a girl for yourself through this approach ... promise that I'm gonna be the first one to get an intimation abt it ! haha !
n to the rest of u.... girlfriends and whores r 2 different species !
peace.
Jamal
man the fuck is you saying explain ur white ass i aint down with that honky slang u feelin me boy
ISH
hey xtacy boy this is for u am gonna xplain it 2 u aiite a bitch, whore, girlfriend, ur mama all is tha same aiite & who u be foolin wit that slang man u a sellout if u only been throught wat i've been through u would have known by know so as i said all of them come under 1 category whores etc... u can buy them & u can sell them peace
tha don
Jamal
an now since the festival be coming up i have improved an scatterd my pimpin organistation to vaster regions of dubai so as to make it easier for my customers to get to my bitches whores sisters an momas as ISH put it
they can be found in the followin locations
BARAHA ( i would recomend this area for the brothers in the ghetto or also let me jst put it simply to you broke mutha fuckers ) prices here range between 10 to 50 dhs
MURAGABAT & RIGGA ( i would recomend this area to brothers that is tryin to live large but jst aint bout a dime an wanna get laid and tamed an explain the whole process in fame) prices here range between 50 to 100 dhs maybe maximum 150dhs dependin on whos moma.
BUR DUBAI an that whole area u know where i mean ( i would recomend this area to mutha fuckers that is loaded an willin to put there cash where there mouth is that is the pussy ) prices here range between 200 to 400dhs
then we have wat i call the
VIP pumpin ZONE ( i recomend this zone to sons of bitches that is made niggas ) here prices range from 1000 to upto 15000dhs a night an the nationalites of the momas on offer is from the hottes areas of the world.
and now the due shoppin festival the PIMP LEIGON has decided to offer surprise this is a surprise that we call
A PUSSY FOR A PUSSY in other words buy one an get one free
do you feel
but the PIMP LEIGON being as flexible and as buisness minded as it is can also substitue the PUSSY FOR A PUSSY scheme with something known as
50cent PUMPINN which means we offer u 50% discounts
and now to all those brothers in sharjah i would like to let you know that our buisness boundries shall be coming to your city very soon right now we have the area known as ROLLA but we only be providing ORIENTAL BITCHES there because we have alot of problems in establishing ourselves in sharjah because of some
HATERS KNOWN AS THE ANJAD
but we shall be gracing ur fields soon brothers so for now keep ur fists working till we let you know
and for the PATHAN mutha fuckers i would just like to say that the PIMP LEIGON has banned u sons of bitches from pumpin stick to ur fists cause even though we are a flexible organistation we do not take kindly to our bitches being fucked by your whole KHANDAN as you say
thank you for your time
PIMPON aka PIMP DON aka PIMP dady
PS; for any further inquiries feel free to holla at a brother by PMin me you will be served with the latest pimpin market prices, updates and special offers
ISH
damn J laid it down one more thing to xplain bout tha patan brothers worldwide that J said that coz yall is crazy muthafukas ya heard crazy nigga would strip tha bitch by lookin at her amean damn whores get scared like wooooo but as for tha indians & bangali punks yall are allowed coz u can be hussled on tha spot okii dookiee hahahahah damn pimp Don hahahahahahhaha i was wonderin is xtra shit's mom in ur organisation hahahahahahahahah
keep postin
ish
Jamal
ISH
why u lickin on my balls now son u aint gonna get a free fuck if u lookin for that
ISH
EAT MY BALLS & CHOKE ON 'EM HAHAHAHAHAHA man I GOT THIS NEW SHIT
3 days for 600 anywhere aiite we got african, chinez arabs & east european countries kinda links ya heard so luv is luv keep pimpin
secondly i aint a pimp, gangsta nor a hustla am a bizness man
ish PM me ASAP for a special delivery
Jamal
to fuck with that buisnessman this entrapanure right here wants to let all you mutha fuckers know that the PIMP LEIGON has expanded its services in sharjah as promised
We have now take over the area opposite the immigration where Sparks residence is located we be pimpin 99% chinesse an other oriental bitches down there for a uncoditional fee of 100dhs i know the rates are high but hey this SJ mother fuckers get with it an occasionaly we through in a 1% surprise of jordanian or lebanoni women for 1000dhs or more
keep on PIMPIN not FIST PUMPIN aight
hahahahahhaha
THE GREAT ONE
ISH
word tha mother being there last week & i caught sight of some oriental hoes 10 for a blow mmmmm not bad but no hoe can blow u like dem ones in muraqabat baby they off tha hook daymmmm i gave them a visit today & sshiiit u gotta b there to see & feel it
word tha mothaa ohhhhhhhhhhhh
ish
Jamal
youve been served by the pimp leigon fool
so you best bow down an put ur palm to the ground
cause you no longer need them to pump up a wank
cause the pimp leigon will offer u a free shag
knowin that you is just a FAG
hahahahaha
THE GREAT ONE
ISH
come round ur hood like shaq attak
& before i blow ur back
ill 've ur niggas jumpin on my nut sack
j hhhaaa forget that it aint payback
ur gone am tha done layback
rewind this whole move like playback
came through wit booties
runnin nudies hahhahahahhahah
DON ISH
FAKESPIKE
Hmmm.... remember the last post in the first page from mo.
well thats me. I didn’t realized i posted till i became a member and i know this is old news but i would like to make a reply now.
if you do something that requires you to be deported then some one has to come up with the money like a friend or family member. they will not pay for ur ticket. unless you have absolutly no one to pay. most likly case ur sponser will pay for the ticket. rarely will it be payed by the government unless you like sneaked over the bored and have no money etc.
"The local governments have allocated funds to cover the expenses of deporting violators during the amnesty, particularly those who are not reported absconding, those who sneaked into the country and do not have sponsors to pay for their deportation and also expatriates who prove that they cannot afford to pay for their tickets," Mr Al Tayer said.
there the article its a good read.
second like you said i go to a 50,000dhs university the money doesnt mean a thing the word university does tho. it makes the assumption that since i got into university i'm educated enough to talk. all your requirements are
Lyrics from old rap songs you ripped off.
now i'm sure your reply to this post will be a bunch of swear words and unrelated jibberesh. that is simply because you are insecure with ur self and feel this is a personal attack on you. you think you can prove ur manhood by attacking in retaliation. i will simply think ur ignorant if you are baseless and talk from ur ass.
if you think i'm being a "ass" or "i'm a posh dick" or a "wuss" or anything like that is irrelevant. ppl like me are going to be ur boss someday and you are going no where in life.
you think you can fight to slove all ur problems? apes behave in sich ways. u think i'm a coward because i didnt reply to ur fight request
to begin with who are u for ur opionion to matter?
yet still i promise you i dont fear you. you might be a tough strong man but ur mind is immature.
so if you still want to pick at me feel free and if you still want to fight me i will send you my details and you can come to me.
but i will not come to see you i dont have time for that i will simple give you my home address.
you think about this. and if i were you i wouldnt reply you have shamed ur self enough.
leila
- aslan wrote:
I'm looking a girlfriend in Dubai to be my love. I'm looking for my love and would like her to be good to me and beautiful.. I'm young and goodlooking.I like reading,travelling,swimming,nature. I speak Arabic ,Turkish,English email:
well...well..welll....seems to me that your post topic has aroused a lot of opinions including mine. But it has deviated from having a girlfriend to having a fucking friend is it?
On a woman's point of view, we can't just come upfront and tell you we are available. lolz...even if we wanted to we have to be careful talking about it and let others know in the most discreet manner.
Why? because of the same reason that these macho's has raised up their interpretation of GF. As everybody know, women are more on the emotional side so, having a gf should require a little more time and may have to start from the basics e.g.good friendship to attain a quality output.
It may also require a trial and error procedure, which may be very painful going through the process but hello! its life. Should we embrace it, u decide.
signing off...till then.ciao!
Anonymous
I came on to this forum to look for a job. Well, I haven't had such a laugh for ages reading these posts. All I can say Jamal is get a life, you are a REAL class "A" saddo. How can you write so much bull and think anyone is going to take you seriously. I'm surprised you can find time to reply to any of this as you are such a stud............... where do you fit the time in?
Thanks for the laugh and an insight into the male mind.
Jamal
thank you for ur compliments
well the time ive taken to write all that shit is the same time uve taken to read all that shit. an since uve got such a great mind let me put matters into clear prespective for u here. Shit is collected by a toilet so in basic terms u collected my shit an digested it so u aint nothin but a sewege system to me. next time dnt try an step to me alright.
an MO u fake fuck hook me up with ur number or house address whichever u prefer .
Anonymous
There's a big difference between the sh*t that comes out my ass and what you write. A) Mine smells like roses B) Yours is the makings of a sad mind.
I can only guess your inane ramblings are brought about by a man with a hang up. ie. YOU have a tiny penis or you are one minute wonder. Because darling, your writing is what comes forth from a guy who is a gash shag (as we say in the UK). I would love to give you my number, but hey what is the point. I mean, what you going to do?? Stick your dick up my ass (would I feel it honey) or unleash me with your verbals. I think I'd prefer the sharp tongue, but do you know what to do with it, I don't think so
FAKESPIKE
see jamal every one thinks ur a dick and btw that guest wasnt me.
so sure i will give you my number and you can come to me. i got internet connection problems but i will mail it soon enough worry not :).
hey and when we meet it will be man on man. so i sugest you read all the jujistsu books or karate you have time to till then.
my girl friend just left the country i'm suicidle and totaly looking for trouble bring it on bitch!
ISH
hey u ppl fools like mo & fake spike make laugh Mo hit the books fo weeks & then came with a reply which he didn write, he complained to his mom so she wrote him that garbage & by the way i didn rip no lyrics from NO ONE, KICK RYHMES LIKE SHOW-GUN, MO AM THA CHOSEN ONE. so dont be scared adress me, whatever you claim dont mean shit am a droupout who makes more money than you & tha funny thing i make 10 gran amonth so start lookin fo jobs from now cause as i see indians are taking over fo 12 hundred & keep askin dady fo ur pocket money coz u gon be a scrub fo life. Secondly i don think J is a dick unless he is tha dick up ur anals haters so keep hatin & tha sayin goes on & says DONT HATE THA PLAYA, HATE THA GAME. AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAH & all yall dick rydin faggots( fake-life) i still got connections am still underground still ghetto so If tha heat is on its on 247, 365 am alife & punks keep rockin them thongs coz am tha sultan jonathon, drama is still on fuk yall
DON ISH
on & on & on & on
Anonymous
Oh it just gets better. What planet are you guys on "hello........ Earth to f*ck-wit, come in f*ck-wit". I see that Jamal is not the only dick on this site. Suddenly out of the woodwork pops some other worm. I choose the word worm carefully as it can also be used to describe your genitalia.
What I want to know is WHY are you guys using this forum? I thought the idea was for normal people to communicate. Not for total losers to write up thier exeperiences on local whores. I use the word "loser" because any guy who has to pay for sex is one. (Don't even try to get round that one.) If you were the sex Gods you think you are, females would be paying YOU for sex. And no I'm not anyone's mommy righting to stick up for them. I'm just a normal female who finds fake ass wanna be hip hop idiots offensive. Offensive because you ain't no black guy from the US who breaths the rythm of R&B and hip hop....................... cool and sexy and respectful to women. You are no P Diddy, DMX, 50 cent, Usher or the likes. You are some twat who talks the talk but ain't walking the walk.
You know Ali G???? Well that's as close as you get.
FAKESPIKE
ouch* loOlz i was going to write a long ass reply to u ish but after i saw how that lady shut you down. u aint even worth the bother.
jokes on you. ur the fool. dont come back with a reply...
jamal i mailed you my number call me some nice :).
Jamal
alright check it
im done talkin all this crap talk aint gettin no one anywhere its jst a fuckin waste of time, so i aint gonna even attempt a reply on u fake ass mother fuckers out there who tryin to hate on me
all i want is ur ass fakespike u didnt mail me ur number u bitch but since u such a fagat an u too mother fuckin scared to mail it for me u can take mine down an give me a call anytime u desire.
050 7863854 call u fake fuck
now dnt fuckin give me a long reply over here alright mother fucker cause im done with dubai forums im the mother fucker who brought this forum to this level u get me ho ask the mother fuckin admin if u doubt me
if u think u can fuck with me jst fuckin give me a call an will settle this as u said man to man without no words
but if u aint man enough then jst kill this whole bullshit replies of urs cause i aint intrested alright punk
and ISH keep the flow goin dogg 1
FAKESPIKE
"now dnt fuckin give me a long reply " lol dont tell me what to do aight! i do what i want.
wtf you on about i mailed you the number like a week ago. ur either slow or thick.
listen i dont like fighting i'm too grown up for that shit but i swear if it came down to it i would kick your ass. so i will email you again and again with the number till you get it.
the reason i want you to call not me is it comes down to basic sense.
when ur in the hospital or what ever they will as you "who called who first" they want to know who started it. if you called first you go to jail its as simple as that.
so i will pm you with it.
hey jamal dont leave the forum what you cant take the heat so you quitting. what i'm too much for you? tell you what we can fight it off then and you can become a little more decent then i will get off your back.
anyways i will pm you now
ISH
hahahahha u goin crazybitch look at this hoe fake spike,
the reason i want you to call not me is it comes down to basic sense.
when ur in the hospital or what ever they will as you "who called who first" they want to know who started it. if you called first you go to jail its as simple as that.
hahahahaha damn u want beef ill have punks in ur uni. beatin tha fuk out of u & when they done ill pee over ur body biaaatch or i might butt fuck u infront of ur mom u know orgy kinda shitt lol. fakespike all bruisedup & gettin gangbanged hahahahahhah tell me a location & ill deal wit u & i know jamal deep so matter of fact i aint goin to tell u to stop go ahead lets see how far fakeshit is gonna go
peace is ova
THA SULTAN
ISH
Anonymous
We all know how anonymous the internet is right? We all know that none of us will meet in a million years. So that's why you guys can all offer eachother out on a chat forum. It's so safe and easy, you can pump yourself up to be superman coz you know you ain't EVER going to meet up. In fact why don't I offer you out Jamal and Ish coz I'm so hard, I'm like the female version of The Rock. I'm so hard, I'm gonna pull your cocks off and shove them up your arse before you even see me coming.
FAKESPIKE
unlike you ish i have been into serious fights before. and believe me i dont need ur expert advice on the matter. as for ur friend i gave him my number and he made contact. and as you can see he did shit all so far. i'm expecting you to do the same.
learn a leason when it comes to fights. its the people who talk the most shit who do the least.
i'll meet you and jamal. u know how come i'm so confident?
one i know what i have, who i know and what they can do.
secound if your ignorate enough to jump into a fight when ever something happens i know ur a fool and i dont fear fools.
in the civilized world people do more then jsut fight away there problems. you are no more different than an ape ish so is ur friend.
yet i understand, once i was like you too...but i promise u will grow out of it its the process of maturity.
i dont start or like to paticipate in fights because i dont like to degrad my self to that level. the interesting thing is you seem to think its a sign of weekness. that i'm somehow cowardly.
are you going to fight everyone who disagrees with you in a forum online?
ish i truely hope all my talk isnt wasted on you. i dont expect you to agree with me.best i hoped for is you understand....
and if you still dont get it and wish to knock my head in call jamal and take my number. as i believe we all live in sharjah so it will be convenient.
and i ask you to plz come. i believe in teaching the ignorat and if it takes a fight for you to learn. then let me be ur Professor.
Anonymous
:lol: Just out of interest guys....coz I'm starting to warm to you all. Where are you all from, I mean origin? I'm not asking this so I can slag you all off, it's just I'm really curious. Are you all in Sharjah and if you are that explains everytyhing?!!!!! Because SHJ must be the most boring place on earth and living there must be frustrating as hell.
Anyway hope you are all having a fine Easter. And are we going to spread a bit of peace and love during this festival? (hmmmm I doubt it).
Oh, and have you guys met up yet and beaten the crap out of eachother? (I doubt that too).
Fatty Melon
yep all from shj
and about the fight , they did meet up....read fakes big fight thread to find out what happened.
FAKESPIKE
hey guest you should make a account i would be interested to hear from you with out getting you confused with all the other guests.
Anonymous
:roll: lots of Testosterone flying around that night then.........
Anyway, I spoke to Jamal on the phone and I think he was pretty nice actually. (So where was all this bad stuff coming from????!!!!!!!) I can't believe he is the same guy who wrote all that b*llocks!!! Anyway honey, I got your number, and I 'll be calling you when I 'm in UAE.
:mrgreen: Love J
Anonymous
Actually, I am looking for a woman who is interested in meeting a Latino Gentleman for fun and city entertainment.
Email me at
Thanks,
raul
Jamal
hahaha damnn i laughed my ass going through all the posts in this topic damnn i had fakespike trippin allover the place
and u all seen my fans an how women just love a brother
and to the nigga with last post aint no women want no latino loving in here man cause the samaba beats just dont rock there body as hard the bomb waves us middle eastern niggas put out
so go find another approach scheme fool