Corcovado
Ok ... what it would be like if we ruled the world? and carried the world economy and nuclear weapons in our hand? other than the stupid photos that we will replace the pc mouse with a make up compact :evil: :evil:
BRING IT ON :twisted:
arniegang
There would be no Hi Fi or Techy Shops but millions of Lippy and Nail Varnish Shops and Hair Salon's
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
arniegang
Anyways its a stupid question
Whilst you lot have ( 0 ) ( 0 ) you will always rule the world, we are just putty in your hands.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
the_zooter
- arniegang wrote:
Anyways its a stupid question
Whilst you lot have ( 0 ) ( 0 ) you will always rule the world, we are just putty in your hands.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Are they the big ones or the little ones??
arniegang
Bloody hell Zoots - you do need a hobby :lol: :lol:
Well spotted these are "medium ones", my mistake i omitted this classification from my Boob List.
:?
Corcovado
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Not The BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObS AGAIN :P :P :P :P :P
raidah
- Corcovado wrote:
Ok ... what it would be like if we ruled the world? and carried the world economy and nuclear weapons in our hand? other than the stupid photos that we will replace the pc mouse with a make up compact :evil: :evil:
BRING IT ON :twisted:
it would be much worse girl. just think how inventive we r when making another women's life miserable or tracking down a cheating husband. men do war. period. they need to relase their hormons. with us there probably be peace, but constant terror. :lol:
long live female cruelty :lol: :lol: :lol:
arniegang
Quote:
- noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Not The BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObS AGAIN
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssy pleasyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
the_zooter
- arniegang wrote:
Bloody hell Zoots - you do need a hobby :lol: :lol:
Well spotted these are "medium ones", my mistake i omitted this classification from my Boob List.
:?
You definately need to create a sticky - so that we are all aware of which ones are which!! :P
arniegang
The problem is Zoots would be with the sub-classification ie Nipp Size
We have non existant, normal, pert, rock hard "coat hanger" selections
I dont know how to combine this into my main chart
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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HP
- Corcovado wrote:
Ok ... what it would be like if we ruled the world? and carried the world economy and nuclear weapons in our hand? other than the stupid photos that we will replace the pc mouse with a make up compact :evil: :evil:
BRING IT ON :twisted:
nuclear weapon doesnt look nice in your hand .......just take the tom hawk cruise missile ....... :oops:
alexandra
- Corcovado wrote:
Ok ... what it would be like if we ruled the world? and carried the world economy and nuclear weapons in our hand? other than the stupid photos that we will replace the pc mouse with a make up compact :evil: :evil:
BRING IT ON :twisted:
we do rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :?
HP
Alex,
no matter ya girls rule in world but its men who rule in bed :P
alexandra
- HP wrote:
Alex,
no matter ya girls rule in world but its men who rule in bed :P
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa now that is hilarious HP, men have only the ilusion that they rule, cause in fact things r soooooo diferent: men don't rule not even in the kitchen, what to say about the bedroom: haaa dont make me laugh :lol: :lol: :lol: u know about men who sleep on the sofa after teh woman catches him flirt with the girl next door! :shock: :lol: :lol:
HP
- alexandra wrote:
- HP wrote:
Alex,
no matter ya girls rule in world but its men who rule in bed :P
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa now that is hilarious HP, men have only the ilusion that they rule, cause in fact things r soooooo diferent: men don't rule not even in the kitchen, what to say about the bedroom: haaa dont make me laugh :lol: :lol: :lol: u know about men who sleep on the sofa after teh woman catches him flirt with the girl next door! :shock: :lol: :lol:
Dubai Knight can not rule in bed anymore ....he is like a person having empty gun :P
alexandra
- HP wrote:
- alexandra wrote:
- HP wrote:
Alex,
no matter ya girls rule in world but its men who rule in bed :P
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa now that is hilarious HP, men have only the ilusion that they rule, cause in fact things r soooooo diferent: men don't rule not even in the kitchen, what to say about the bedroom: haaa dont make me laugh :lol: :lol: :lol: u know about men who sleep on the sofa after teh woman catches him flirt with the girl next door! :shock: :lol: :lol:
Dubai Knight can not rule in bed anymore ....he is like a person having empty gun :P
what makes u so sure???? don't say that about DK! :evil:
arniegang
HP is getting very very very possessive
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Moester
1- the maximum speed on streets will be 40 km/h.
2- all sidewalks will be painted pink.
3- every wife will put a tracking (with a little camera and a microphone) device on her husband cause his "late meetings" have increased lately.
4- every man will be forced to clean the house if he wants to watch a football match.
5- men will be prohibited to smoke cigars, only women are allowed to.
that's all i could think for the moment.
GAB
- Moester wrote:
1- the maximum speed on streets will be 40 km/h.
2- all sidewalks will be painted pink.
3- every wife will put a tracking (with a little camera and a microphone) device on her husband cause his "late meetings" have increased lately.
4- every man will be forced to clean the house if he wants to watch a football match.
5- men will be prohibited to smoke cigars, only women are allowed to.
that's all i could think for the moment.
Ah, a woman could have thought of more!! :wink:
Moester
- GAB wrote:
- Moester wrote:
1- the maximum speed on streets will be 40 km/h.
2- all sidewalks will be painted pink.
3- every wife will put a tracking (with a little camera and a microphone) device on her husband cause his "late meetings" have increased lately.
4- every man will be forced to clean the house if he wants to watch a football match.
5- men will be prohibited to smoke cigars, only women are allowed to.
that's all i could think for the moment.
Ah, a woman could have thought of more!! :wink:
well i'm a dude, so what do i know?
i know one thing: thank god women don't have that much power, otherwise my 5 sisters would have fed me to the dogs.
GAB
Years of torture is much better than a quick solution.
Moester
- GAB wrote:
Years of torture is much better than a quick solution.
i like that, mind if i use it as a signature?
GAB
Not at all, if you buy the drinks or shisha at the next forum meet.
terranova
if women ruled the world, they'd always be on top.... and i ain't complaining 8) :shock: :D
^ian^
There would be no wars...
just sever negotiations every 28 days.
XRW-147
Car bays would be 2 cars wide.
Moester
- ^ian^ wrote:
There would be no wars...
just sever negotiations every 28 days.
oh give me a break. no wars??
the nieghbors dog messes up your garden and you'd nuke the hell out of them
^ian^
- Moester wrote:
- ^ian^ wrote:
There would be no wars...
just sever negotiations every 28 days.
oh give me a break. no wars??
the nieghbors dog messes up your garden and you'd nuke the hell out of them
Pfft. No they wouldn't, there'd just be icy relations, no sms's returned or calls answered, spend more time with the other neighbour...
followed by a gross pathetic kiss and make up, whilst each was holding a dagger (or telephone) behind their back.
Meanwhile the guys would be drinking beer watching cricket throwing things at the dog.
GAB
- XRW-147 wrote:
Car bays would be 2 cars wide.
:lol: :lol: That reminds me. We went to the Ladies Club and my husband pointed out how badly the cars were all parked. I quickly pointed out how a car was parked fine. He countered that with raised eyebrows and a nod towards the male driver in the front seat!! :oops:
raidah
- terranova wrote:
if women ruled the world, they'd always be on top.... and i ain't complaining 8) :shock: :D
well said :lol: :lol: :lol:
and just in case any of the little boys here live in the illusinon that u lead the world...keep on believing that. cause as much as u do, the easier is for us to manipulate u :lol: :lol:
XRW-147
:lol: G, and I bet u thought I was trying to make a smart arse comment ;)
GAB
:lol: This truly was unbelievable-I have nevr seen such half-arsed parking in my life. They must have all been running late for their spa treatments.
the_zooter
Ooooh ooooh ooooh - if women ruled the world......
1) There would be more shoe shops
2) It would be law that you had to have matching accesories for each outfit
3) Each car would need to be fitted with parking sensors - so that rear view mirrors can be used for make-up application
I'll think of some more over lunch (and make a few more enemies on here!! :lol:)
Palkid7
Then everybody would had to wear a skirt !!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
dbxsoul
1. toilets wouldn't have a lift up seat
2. consuming beer would be banned
3. the luggage allowance on flights would be increased by 20kg to cover handbags
the_zooter
- dbxsoul wrote:
3. the luggage allowance on flights would be increased by 20kg to cover handbags
Like the third one!! Men could use the extra 20kg for something usefull, like, erm, golf clubs, or maybe some power tools of some description!
dbxsoul
then again, if women were to make men redundant, they may need a power tool allowance of thier own :lol:
you realise of course, that we won the debate before it even started ... the statement was "if women ruled the world..."
Liban
- dbxsoul wrote:
you realise of course, that we won the debate before it even started ... the statement was "if women ruled the world..."
8)
GAB
- dbxsoul wrote:
then again, if women were to make men redundant, they may need a power tool allowance of thier own :lol:
you realise of course, that we won the debate before it even started ... the statement was "if women ruled the world..."
Ooooh, you are asking for it!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
dbxsoul
lay on mcduff :lol:
dbxsoul
sorry gab, i should have warned you... i'm a slow starter and like to sit on the sidelines, but once i get warmed up ....
the_zooter
- dbxsoul wrote:
sorry gab, i should have warned you... i'm a slow starter and like to sit on the sidelines, but once i get warmed up ....
You go Soul!!! Its about time us men stuck together and fought back!!
dbxsoul
i just figured why gabs has so many postings .... her husband must have installed a computer in the kitchen ..... :lol:
mmmmm .... methinks that should put the cat amongst the pigeons
GAB
- dbxsoul wrote:
i just figured why gabs has so many postings .... her husband must have installed a computer in the kitchen ..... :lol:
mmmmm .... methinks that should put the cat amongst the pigeons
Yes and it's tied to my apron strings.
Moester
- GAB wrote:
Not at all, if you buy the drinks or shisha at the next forum meet.
done.
maybe both.
GAB
WOW!! We at DF like you lots!! :D
Chocoholic
Haven't you heard the term, 'Behind every good man there's a great woman'? Well there's a reason for that.
Women are already in charge, we just like the men to think they are and massage their fragile egos into doing what we want them to, because most men are after all gullible beings who'll do anything for a bit of skirt. They're easily manipulated and just like to think they're making the decisions, where as in many cases we just let them think all the good ideas are their's.
Oh dear what a shame.
GAB
- Chocoholic wrote:
Haven't you heard the term, 'Behind every good man there's a great woman'? Well there's a reason for that.
Women are already in charge, we just like the men to think they are and massage their fragile egos into doing what we want them to, because most men are after all gullible beings who'll do anything for a bit of skirt. They're easily manipulated and just like to think they're making the decisions, where as in many cases we just let them think all the good ideas are their's.
Oh dear what a shame.
:lol: :lol: PMSL
Chocoholic
Well it's true enough. Althougb of course you'd never find any man admitting to it.