fayz
:lol: :lol: :lol: I bought season 16 when I was in Thailand, I'll lend it to you after I finish watching :)
XRW-147
Sparkle, sparkle :lol:
fayz
X I’m not going into epileptic seizures looking at your new avatar, hahaha.
XRW-147
- Corcovado wrote:
u think? khalas he moved on already ? :cry:
And then there was two...
Corcovado
- XRW-147 wrote:
- Corcovado wrote:
HP ur not talking to me ?? :(
He's got his sight set on another 'prize' so just another case of HP's Love (N)everlasting I'm afraid hun.
u think? khalas he moved on already ? :cry:
XRW-147
- Corcovado wrote:
HP ur not talking to me ?? :(
He's got his sight set on another 'prize' so just another case of HP's Love (N)everlasting I'm afraid hun.
Corcovado
- HP wrote:
i sent her mail and she will decide very soon , so do some work at office now :P
HP ur not talking to me ?? :(
HP
i sent her mail and she will decide very soon , so do some work at office now :P
^ian^
- HP wrote:
she likes adventure but it seems u dont :roll:
I might be able to fight off 100 angry ninjas without too much trouble, but what you're asking is suicide.
From what I can also tell about Scarlet is that she respects intelligence. Surely she would not like a man that would do something so stupid.
Perhaps unless your plan is to appeal to her sensitive side, in the hope she may come and visit me in hospital and win her over through sympathy. In which case, I can also say that this plan will not work.
HP
she likes adventure but it seems u dont :roll:
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ajb
- HP wrote:
Dear Ian / ejb ,
Thanks for showing interest in our beloved sister scarlet. The real name of my sister scarlet is Fatima . Let me ask you some question and then we will decide if you can qualify for our beautiful , intelligent sister. I can not give my hand to any Tom , jerry or dick.
1= Are u sunni or Shia Muslim ?
2= What do Desi people (indian /Paki) eat in Breakfast ?
3= Are u virgin ?
4=Write any indian song , so we feel that you like our culture ?
5= Have u ever been to friday prayer in any mosque?
6= Do u drink in Ramadan?
7= How much do u save after sending money to your family through western union?
8= Do u use Gel or Jasmine hair tonic oil?
9= How many times do u curse Israel in a day? we expect atleast 40 times.
10 = Have u ever forward this sms to other people " say Allah(God)
10 times , send this message to 5 people and u will get a villa in paradise"
11= what would u like to have muslim names?
AAAAAHHAHHAHAHAAH :lol: HP your too funny!!
I'll assume you were meaning AJB and not trying to set EJ and Scarlet up??
1 = No but I can pretend
2 = Scarlet can have whatever she likes she just has to ask the maid!!
3 = In my next life I am :wink:
4 = Indian song .... ummmm theres that techno song with the knightrider music in the background and then indian singing ... punjabi MC or something like that
5 = Ive never even seen a mosque ..... and I have only been to church twice .... once for a wedding and once for a funeral. We did get taught "religious studies" at school but I got asked to leave after I requested they stop teaching us only about Christianity and teach me all about buddhism :cry:
6 = I must say I unknowingly have always drunk through Ramadan .... seeing as I had no idea Ramadan existed until a few months ago ... however it was always in private (I was in NZ so Im sure you couldnt see me)
7 = More than enough to buy you some chicken from the Carrefour!!
8 = only in cocktails!!!
9 = Im far too polite to know who to curse anybody
10 = Sadly people must think I am a religious lost cause as I have never received that sms message ..... however I would likely forget my answer to question 9 and curse the hell out of them for wasting my time :lol:
11 = Perhaps you can run a poll to decide my Muslim name ...... by the way Fatima's is a middle eastern takeaway chain over here ... I hope Scarlet (Fatima) can make chicken chawarma just the same!!!
constantine
- XRW-147 wrote:
- ^ian^ wrote:
At least, more than a quirky rendition of Billy Jean and a choppy version of My Way.
Oh, they had Usher tracks last night?! Hmmm...
mate
it was frankie boy's rendition of my way...
XRW-147
- ^ian^ wrote:
At least, more than a quirky rendition of Billy Jean and a choppy version of My Way.
Oh, they had Usher tracks last night?! Hmmm...
^ian^
- ajb wrote:
- scarlet wrote:
HP you are closer to the mark than you think
Ah me thinks maybe this has something to do with a night filled with Kareoke .... the lovely Scarlet may have been woo'ed by a love song!!
I think it would take more than that to woo Scarlet.
At least, more than a quirky rendition of Billy Jean and a choppy version of My Way. I blame the Karaoke team for sabotaging my chances.
ajb
- scarlet wrote:
HP you are closer to the mark than you think
Ah me thinks maybe this has something to do with a night filled with Kareoke .... the lovely Scarlet may have been woo'ed by a love song!!
^ian^
- ajb wrote:
So your name really is Fatima? :D
Competition is fierce!
HP Sauce, I need your help!
ajb
So your name really is Fatima? :D
scarlet
HP you are closer to the mark than you think
^ian^
- HP wrote:
Ian,
Can u take a playcard "I love Israel" and stand at Dubai city center for 2 hours ? and tell the people "Israel is great".
We wana know if you can handle it :P
I might be many things, but I am not an idiot. I am also not going to do something I don't believe in.
HP
Dear Ian / ejb ,
Thanks for showing interest in our beloved sister scarlet. The real name of my sister scarlet is Fatima . Let me ask you some question and then we will decide if you can qualify for our beautiful , intelligent sister. I can not give my hand to any Tom , jerry or dick.
1= Are u sunni or Shia Muslim ?
2= What do Desi people (indian /Paki) eat in Breakfast ?
3= Are u virgin ?
4=Write any indian song , so we feel that you like our culture ?
5= Have u ever been to friday prayer in any mosque?
6= Do u drink in Ramadan?
7= How much do u save after sending money to your family through western union?
8= Do u use Gel or Jasmine hair tonic oil?
9= How many times do u curse Israel in a day? we expect atleast 40 times.
10 = Have u ever forward this sms to other people " say Allah(God)
10 times , send this message to 5 people and u will get a villa in paradise"
11= what would u like to have muslim names?
HP
Ian,
Can u take a playcard "I love Israel" and stand at Dubai city center for 2 hours ? and tell the people "Israel is great".
We wana know if you can handle it :P
^ian^
Today I received in the mail a cricket bat signed by Adam Gilchrist. I gave this to the Indian office boy here in exchange from some good advice.
This is a true story.
I think therefore I am the champion.
HP
To night there will be elimination round and one of you have to go home .I will bring gun and she has to eliminate some of you.
Ian,
let me help you little bit.
Fatima (scarlet ) is sunni muslim. She only like mango juice or mago lassi (desi drink). She visits Pakistan 2 times in a year to meet our mom.
I think u should seek the help of any indian or Pakistani at your company .
ajb
I can say you best of luck , it is upto my baby sister Fatima :roll:
ajb
- HP wrote:
Dear Ian / ejb ,
Thanks for showing interest in our beloved sister scarlet.
HP kind of an after thought but when did I show an interest?? :lol: :lol:
XRW-147
- fayz wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: I bought season 16 when I was in Thailand, I'll lend it to you after I finish watching :)
Done deal buddy.
scarlet
Boys, i just got back in the office - was in AD all day yesteraday.
Will have to spend some time thinking about it.
Chocoholic
HP is like a dog on heat, if he doesn't get any interest from one person, he just toddles off onto the next.
ajb
- Chocoholic wrote:
HP is like a dog on heat, if he doesn't get any interest from one person, he just toddles off onto the next.
Hey this is HP's sister hes apparently not in the running ... unless its some kind of ingenious plan of his!!
ajb
- scarlet wrote:
Boys, i just got back in the office - was in AD all day yesteraday.
Will have to spend some time thinking about it.
The tension is unbearable!!!! Just like the final episode of survivor!!
KeithL
- Chocoholic wrote:
HP is like a dog on heat, if he doesn't get any interest from one person, he just toddles off onto the next.
you forgot the salivating bit Chocs :wink:
HP
I jst got the sms of daddy . Daddy said that he is in Saudi arab doing "Umrah" . He will decide when he comes back . My swee daddy arnie must be praying a lot :) .
Choco
I wish that i respond you in same way , but you will go without punishment. I have only these comments for u
"stop bitching and start revolution"
ajb
answer :
If you are watching Rugby match between Austrlia and NZ. Australia is losing the final game. Scarlet is having tears in her eyes. What u gonna do ?
You will go at toilet and laugh " fck australia" and then come back with sad face " Australian played well but they were unlucky" ?
Its the same as on 911 , all muslims were happy but they were pretending as a sad person. From inside they were say" thats the way , haan haan , i like it , haan haan " :P
ajb
alas HP if we beat Australia I will not try and hide my joy .... there will be a oneday celebration period where we call all her Aussie friends and have a good old laugh .... this I believe is the law around here!! and I would expect nothing but the same in return.
I would however get her a tissue to wipe her eyes!! :wink: :lol: