freza
Pet, hahaha! very nice! It was about time a talented newbie showed up around here!
Dr. Dre, aren't you convinced about Sauron yet?
errtime
only two kinda ppl write poetry= retards and fags.
you dont seem like a retard to me
Jeevan
amazing :) waiting for more :lol:
errtime
bump
Eros
Wow. sauron.. thats amazing talent u have there!!!
sauron
I wandered lonely with my mouse
And stumbled upon the DF house
'Is it Big Brother?" a newbie says
Well, it's kind of like it in many ways.
A bunch of people thrown together
And often there is stormy weather
But spells of sunshine are common too
Reason and laughter can break through
'Who are these people? " I hear you say
Well let's take a look at some today
Mods, trolls and eaters of hats
Serial posters and barking Moon Bats
Some are old and some are new
Stay and they'll become familiar to you
Many veterans have gone away
Have they run out of things to say?
............ to be contd.
freza
aww pet, this is so cute and touching....
:toothy5: :crybaby:
sauron
Miaaaaaaaaaaow! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Part two is on the way...................................... :)
kanelli
It's great! Well done sauron. :lol:
Jeevan
hidden talent? :lol:
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sauron
First of all let's look at Sage
You'll find his posts on every page
The words of wisdom he does spout
Are often met with words of doubt
Some people think he's quite a prude
So can say things that seem quite rude
But he doesn't snap or fly in a rage
Might be something to do with his age?
Then there's Kick-Ass Kannelli and Fighting Freza
Both with tongues as sharp as a razor
When they meet you'll see sparks fly
They don't get on - I wonder why?
Kannelli she's the new crowned queen
Freza, have you ever been?
And Kannelli can't be called a dork
But she does seem overly fond of pork.
Freza, well, she's full of fire
Don't cross her, or receive her ire.
Jamal is the forum's King of Bling
About his posts, I don't understand a thing.
He's got a homie who's name is Ish
Apparently known as quite a dish.
When they get talkin, hey by jingo
You won't get nowhere without the lingo
cyrix
:) hmmmmmmm
bushra21
*sits eagerly waiting for upcomming installments*
sage & onion
Sauron = Poetic Talent :wink:
Concord
Great work Sauron.
errtime
so sauron, pretty bad those hobbits destroyed ur ring huh ?
Jeevan
good going :) waiting for more :lol:
sauron
Moving on to our sweet Bushy
Sitting on her little (big?) tushy
Love is what I think she wants
[color=red][/color]But don't sweetalk her in red fonts
[color=black][/color]As she whiles the night away
Dreaming of her wedding day
We are wondering who's the guy
Who'll catch this lady's lovely eye
Jeevan? Cyrix? Or is it Nick?
Come on, Bushra, take your pick.
Then there's Bleakus, another vet
What a darling, what a pet
He's cool and calm and always good
He thinks that everyone's a dude
He sounds to me like lots of fun
But what about behind that paintball gun?
sauron
- errtime wrote:
so sauron, pretty bad those hobbits destroyed ur ring huh ?
Gollum...is that you? :shock:
bushra21
wow...mashalla
*anticipating next edition*
*thinks to herself ---- this is awesome*
Frodo
well done dude
from dark lord to...poetic lover :D
good stuff
errtime
hahahahaa frodos here too
my precioussss
dubai_sale
You have more thing to worry abt than lil frodo.....
asc_26
Very nice sauron. Let's put guitar chords and we can sing it all.
kanelli
Sauron is our DF poet :D
sauron
Don't mind Gollum, he's not really rude
Poor thing, he's just misunderstood
Spends all day every day in a dirty nappy
Is it any wonder he's not happy?
All day every day - bump!bump!bump!
There goes Gollum taking another dump.
bushra21
^ hahahahaha
classic
sauron
Triple XXX has big pecs
To make the ladies swoon?
But they know, as things go
He's probably a big buffoon
Ooooh, how nice - you work out
You have a great big chest
But a teenie weenie.............
I think we know the rest.
dubai girl
Wow! Is this a newbie, Sauron? Very cleaver one. Wait until the rest of us get back into town and are on daily. I'm sure you'll be busy writing more. Very perceptive talent!
dubai_sale
:scratch:
lets not start talking abt fags....coz i happen to be one....
:thumbright:
weary_heart
Wow, this is so cute. You're talented Sauron. Keep it up. :wink:
errtime
Quote:
- lets not start talking abt fags....coz i happen to be one....
omg. so u like being talked to by a man huh?
goodboi. go eat a cucumber
^ian^
- freza wrote:
Pet, hahaha! very nice! It was about time a talented newbie showed up around here!
Dr. Dre, aren't you convinced about Sauron yet?
Dr. Dre?
sage & onion
Dreadful
MaaaD
:lol: :lol: :lol:
awesome stuff Sauron keep it up.
freza
- ^ian^ wrote:
- freza wrote:
Pet, hahaha! very nice! It was about time a talented newbie showed up around here!
Dr. Dre, aren't you convinced about Sauron yet?
Dr. Dre?
oops! I confused you with the hip-hop extraordinaire for a moment.
^ian^
- freza wrote:
- ^ian^ wrote:
- freza wrote:
Pet, hahaha! very nice! It was about time a talented newbie showed up around here!
Dr. Dre, aren't you convinced about Sauron yet?
Dr. Dre?
oops! I confused you with the hip-hop extraordinaire for a moment.
I prefer Eminem.
Jamal
yea i guess our preference's would always be to like the creation ... cause we know the creator is on another level when it comes to comparison.