I Fired My Secretary Today

Palkid7 So I fired my secretary today... because as a man, I can get to feeling a little sorry for myself and because yesterday was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any Happy Birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office. I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me. I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go, instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I thin I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable". "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And I just sat there ---- on the couch ......naked...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Corcovado Mega funny :lol: :lol: :lol: pinoy1 haha! I just though why would the man's family let him be seduced by the secretary? :lol: yorky500 Old joke, but still funny. :lol: AnnaSvensson :lol: :lol: :lol: Sara1983 -giggles- I thought its the story of your life Palkid :lol: :lol: :lol: Good One!! :D mema

• Sara1983 wrote:
  -giggles- I thought its the story of your life Palkid :lol: :lol: :lol: Good One!! :D

me too i thought wow this guy is blunt :D :D :D Sara1983

• mema wrote:
  
  • Sara1983 wrote:
    -giggles- I thought its the story of your life Palkid :lol: :lol: :lol: Good One!! :D
  
  me too i thought wow this guy is blunt :D :D :D

Oh lol :lol: :lol: the_zooter Palkid - you don't look 40 :shock: :? :roll: Sara1983

• the_zooter wrote:
  Palkid - you don't look 40 :shock: :? :roll:

dude did u read all that, its not him :D its a joke :lol:

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bear that will ensure waves of hysteria for days to come... :D Nick81 this joke never gets old :lol: :lol: zam yeah!!! :lol: Palkid7

• Sara1983 wrote:
  
  • the_zooter wrote:
    Palkid - you don't look 40 :shock: :? :roll:
  
  dude did u read all that, its not him :D its a joke :lol:

Hey, zooter !!
I am still 20ish dude !!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sara, i think he needs to read that 2-3 times more to get it !!! sniper420 har har har what a toser Pal . Now ur kids know the size of ur weapon..... :lol: Palkid7

• sniper420 wrote:
  har har har what a toser Pal . Now ur kids know the size of ur weapon..... :lol:

har har har
Sara1983

• Palkid7 wrote:
  
  • sniper420 wrote:
    har har har what a toser Pal . Now ur kids know the size of ur weapon..... :lol:
  
  har har har
  

-mesmerised- Very beautiful smile :lol:
yup Palkid it seems so :D zam good old joke... like it :wink: dubai girl Can't believe it.............you had me hook, line, and sinker!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was believing it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one! the_zooter

• Palkid7 wrote:
  
  • Sara1983 wrote:
    
    • the_zooter wrote:
      Palkid - you don't look 40 :shock: :? :roll:
    
    dude did u read all that, its not him :D its a joke :lol:
  
  Hey, zooter !!
  I am still 20ish dude !!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  Sara, i think he needs to read that 2-3 times more to get it !!!

Oh, erm, I knew that :oops: :oops: :oops: noni LOL'ing for real