HP
Whenever i am sad , i feel like having a long sleep . So very soon i am going to sleep for few hours before i forget it.
what about Alaxandara from Romania ? what does she say? .....
Uncle DK is walking encyclopedia , most of the time i dont understand his philosophy. As him to write in simple words .
I bet if someone say that HP has passed away then choco will be the first person to distribute free beer at her work place :wink:
daddy !!
Why am i so dumb :? . U never sent me in good school. :cry: You sent me in an Indian schools where teachers used to discuss " how can we bring our more family members in UK " and " which telephone cards give more minute for india :cry: .....
HP
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
The last time i was so happy when i passed my [color=red]microsoft certification [/color]exam . After finishing exam when i clicked on finish, it was written " congratulation " BUT
today i failed :cry: . I was really tense from few days , because it is always tense to go at exm without reading particular material .
Its company's money :P but still i am sad ................i wish i was genius like so many other people who never touch the books and always get the good marks :oops:
Choco i need your shoulder to wipe my tears :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
arniegang
Daddy says:
If you dont suceed, try again.
Auntie Kanelli Says:
never mind HP
Uncle DK Says:
Stop winging you are pathethic.
Sister Chocs Says
So fekin what
EJ Says
Go fuk yerself
:lol: :lol:
the_zooter
Fail to Prepare = Prepare to Fail
arniegang
and cousin zooter says:
- the_zooter wrote:
Fail to Prepare = Prepare to Fail
HP
- the_zooter wrote:
Fail to Prepare = Prepare to Fail
zooter ,
i will buy a ticket for cricket match between Pakistan and England in july . Remember to come over. We will see who is rocking :P
the_zooter
- HP wrote:
- the_zooter wrote:
Fail to Prepare = Prepare to Fail
zooter ,
i will buy a ticket for cricket match between Pakistan and England in july . Remember to come over. We will see who is rocking :P
The way English cricket is going at the moment, it's more:
Prepare = Failure
I think if they keep playing like they are, they might call me up!! :lol:
HP
I am fast bowler and opner batsman. I socred so many winning inngs while playing with my baby cousins.
my average is
[color=red]Batting and fielding averages [/color]
class mat inns no runs hs ave
Tests 124 219 6 11294 400* 53.02
ODIs 265 257 27 9502 189 41.31
the_zooter
I didn't know we had a celebrity in this forum??
But shouldn't you be getting ready to play India, Brian Lara??
the_zooter
- HP wrote:
I am fast bowler and opner batsman. I socred so many winning inngs while playing with my baby cousins.
my average is
[color=red]Batting and fielding averages [/color]
class mat inns no runs hs ave
Tests 124 219 6 11294 400* 53.02
ODIs 265 257 27 9502 189 41.31
Oh, and I think you'll find that Brian Lara's highest score in ODI's in 169!
Zooter (aka Statto)
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HP
- the_zooter wrote:
I didn't know we had a celebrity in this forum??
But shouldn't you be getting ready to play India, Brian Lara??
Its raining out , in mean time i can spend sometime in dubai forums before match.
WI will be beaten up by
Indians , i can bet on that.
Remember to tell me when i can buy online ticket if there is one day between England and Pakistan in London. Basically i like English team , but they need to hire ya as a off spinner :P
Chocoholic
So fekin what! Bloody study more! :shock:
HP
- Chocoholic wrote:
So fekin what! Bloody study more! :shock:
daddy was right , i thought u would give me your shoulder to shed some tears and your shirt to wipe my nose :oops:
Choco you sound like a person who was brought up at South Hall london :P
the_zooter
- Chocoholic wrote:
So fekin what! Bloody study more! :shock:
If he spent half as long studying as he spends on DubaiForums - he'd have passed with flying colours!!
As for tickets to England v Pakistan - they are all at the end of the summer (late August/early September). I think they are all sold out - but I'll check!
Chocoholic
Saf All? Nah not me! ONly been to London 3 times in my life, hated it every single time!
the_zooter
- Chocoholic wrote:
Saf All? Nah not me! ONly been to London 3 times in my life, hated it every single time!
I hate London too! I've probably been 10 times, and that was 9 times too many! Can't understand why people would want to live there, let alone pay such a huge premium over the rest of the UK!
HP - Don't give up! If something is worth doing, then do it. If you don't give it 100%, you are only failing yourself - I've learnt that the hard way unfortunately!
Concord
HP,
If the test was written in English I can see why you failed.
arniegang
- Chocoholic wrote:
So fekin what! Bloody study more! :shock:
See told ya HP
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
HP
- arniegang wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
So fekin what! Bloody study more! :shock:
See told ya HP
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Daddy
where is my step mother ? Irish ....i forgot her nick name .......... Where has she gone ? She had sent me PM and inquired " How your daddy look like and can he afford a young girl".
I told her
" my daddy is like Sean Connery , no matter how old is he , he is still no 1 " :P
As well as question of affording a young girl is concerned , daddy can take the VIAGRA three times in a day with milk . :P .......
arniegang
Vee is busy doin her exams at the moment HP.
I'm affraid HP, one mistress is more than enough, so there are no vaccancies.
:lol: :lol:
constantine
- arniegang wrote:
Vee is busy doin her exams at the moment HP.
I'm affraid HP, one mistress is more than enough, so there are no vaccancies.
:lol: :lol:
arnie
mistress = internet :wink: :lol:
arniegang
Thats for me to know and you to find out Cons
:wink: :wink: :wink:
HP
oh you got the lover name of her :oops: ..............daddy ..........mom was right that you will never stop flirting . One mistresss hmmmm you must be flirting with some poor filipino.......
How iz sister lousie ? Has she recovered from injury? Can you say my
[color=red]Salam[/color] to her ?.
It is very strange , whenever i am tense , i feel like getting married . When i was doing my master , i was stucked in some hard core subjects. I had accepted the friendship of a paki girl and planned about getting married wid her. She used to afford all phone bills and my food expenses at different places. :oops: .......
when i passed the exam , then i thought " she is not nice girl , i can find better ". I told her
" i am not good enough for ya , i am not good guy .........i have so many defects...".
she became real and told me " you use the girls and eat their money....she told to all of her friends ....... " :oops:
daddy u never send me the money with the picture of British queen through western union , otherwise i would not have heard these remarks :cry:
arniegang
HP
you really do need to get out in the real world a bit more
:lol: :lol: :lol:
alexandra
- HP wrote:
oh you got the lover name of her :oops: ..............daddy ..........mom was right that you will never stop flirting . One mistresss hmmmm you must be flirting with some poor filipino.......
How iz sister lousie ? Has she recovered from injury? Can you say my [color=red]Salam[/color] to her ?.
It is very strange , whenever i am tense , i feel like getting married . When i was doing my master , i was stucked in some hard core subjects. I had accepted the friendship of a paki girl and planned about getting married wid her. She used to afford all phone bills and my food expenses at different places. :oops: .......
when i passed the exam , then i thought " she is not nice girl , i can find better ". I told her
" i am not good enough for ya , i am not good guy .........i have so many defects...".
she became real and told me " you use the girls and eat their money....she told to all of her friends ....... " :oops:
daddy u never send me the money with the picture of British queen through western union , otherwise i would not have heard these remarks :cry:
HP, dear u r so funny! don't tell me that u expected she will believe that crap about " i am a bad guy bla bla bla..." :x oh , why do all men use the same lines????? some originality wont hurt!
as for ur test result i have to agree with ur sister, Choco, study more! :twisted:
HP
daddy
meet the Alaxandara , she is my only friend at this forum .....she is not the little sister of Alaxendar the great . I will be visiting her very soon to Romania but i dont know if i need visa or not :oops:
alexandara
let me have pleasure to introduce my daddy .... daddy was silent lover of Margaret Thatcher. Daddy is among those people who thinks that "internet" is the one of the biggest revolution in this world. Daddy wrote more than 100 books but none of the book came in market.
Daddy went at Chruch and asked the father " is it legal to get married wid Internet" .
Concord
- HP wrote:
When i was doing my master , i was stucked in some hard core subjects. I had accepted the friendship of a paki girl and planned about getting married wid her. She used to afford all phone bills and my food expenses at different places...
Sounds to me like the only Master you can be is in "Bator"
alexandra
- HP wrote:
daddy
meet the Alaxandara , she is my only friend at this forum .....she is not the little sister of Alaxendar the great . I will be visiting her very soon to Romania but i dont know if i need visa or not :oops:
alexandara
let me have pleasure to introduce my daddy .... daddy was silent lover of Margaret Thatcher. Daddy is among those people who thinks that "internet" is the one of the biggest revolution in this world. Daddy wrote more than 100 books but none of the book came in market.
Daddy went at Chruch and asked the father " is it legal to get married wid Internet" .
:lol: :lol: :lol:
if u r a resident in Denmark u don't need a visa for romania but for sure u need ur daddy's permission...so i think he wont give it to u cause u failed ur test! :lol:
Dacus
Alexandra is descendant of Dracula, like myself.
arniegang
Alex can have a nibble on me anytime
:D :D
alexandra
- Dacus wrote:
Alexandra is descendant of Dracula, like myself.
Dracus Dacus, oh man i am a descendant of Dracula like u! but u kinda' make me feel sorry that i am related to u! why u insult here on the forum? if u wanna insult raidah take it in pm, don't ruin the fun here! i was happy when i saw a romanian in the DF but after ur threads i feel so ashamed of my nation! why all this need to insult? Dracula was evil but not rude, lol!
maybe u should care more about ur words before posting! just an advice!
alexandra
- arniegang wrote:
Alex can have a nibble on me anytime
:D :D
hey arnie, dont fear that. how can i do something like that to my friend HP's daddy?! but just in case keep some garlic in ur pocket :lol: :lol: u never know! :shock:
XRW-147
- arniegang wrote:
Alex can have a nibble on me anytime
:D :D
Or try the non meat alternative - prunes :lol:
arniegang
do you mean suck or nibble on the prunes X
:shock: :shock: :shock:
HP
daddy
stop it now , you always try to flirt with my female friends . I remember when i was kid , you used to kiss on the cheek of my female friends and they used to think its " daddy's love". But i knew thats not the daddy's love :cry:
One day ya have to go for trail like Jackson :P
Alex....
just ignore the comments of my daddy , i will request " vee" to be my step mother. If ya dont know vee , she is member of DF from Ireland .
Office time is over , so i go homeeeeeeeeeeee or in city :wink: :wink: :wink: