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I Apologise on behalf of my son Jason


JasonsMUM Hello everyone, I am Jasons mum and I have come on here to apologise to you all for my sons silly posts. He is just a normal young lad who wants what everyone else has, he see's the Arabs driving big cars and living in big houses and he gets jealous. I have told him that all he has to do is work hard and one day soon someone will walk into his work and see he has more to offer the world than serving Big Mac meals every day - even his manager has told me that he may get promoted and get all 5 stars soon - I am so proud of him. Anyway, he is a good looking lad, he is tall and strong and in my eyes he is beautiful, I dont understand why at 23 years old he is still a virgin and has never had a girlfriend - he says girls dont like freckles and ginger hair and that they are put of by his stutter and body odour, but again I dont understand as I am sure if any nice girl met him they would see how nice he is. For those who want to know, we moved to Dubai because he was getting bullied by some younger kids back home (dont get me wrong, they may have been younger but they were very strong and called him rude names), he used to come home from his job at WalMart (he stacked shelves with such pride) and cry in my arms because hhe got bullied at work by children who's mothers left them to run around the store causing trouble. I had to comfort him every night, bath him and read him his favorite story before stucking him safely in bed with his pale blue night light for comfort - some people think he was to old for all this pampering but at the end of the day he is my son. He isnt really racist (he has a poster of Halle Berry on his bedroom wall) and I even found a DVD called 'Black Love' under his bed. Finally, I apologise again and hope you can all see it in your hearts to forgive my little boy. PS: if any nice girls want to meet him for a blind date please send me a mail and I will make all the arrangements - maybe a trip to MagicKingdom and a pizza and then if you both get on you can watch his favorite film with him at home. take care.
kanelli Ladies and gentlemen, we have a troll here. I recommend the silent treatment so that they move on to new waters. Liban More like a loser.... Dubai Knight Made me laugh! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight fayz :lol: :lol: :lol: Well written and a good laugh. MaaaD hilarious Chocoholic One of the funniest things I've read in a long time - tell me why do people always pick on ginger kids - it's not their fault! Dubai Knight
'cos they're Ginga! What's wrong with hair dye?
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Knight JasonsMUM I'm glad some of you are ammused at me and my sons plight but I can see how some of the things I wrote are funny. Anyway, by way of an update I wanted you all to know that I had a phone call from the Jerry Springer Show and they have agreed for me to go back on the show to find out who is father is. Some of you may remember me from the episodes titled 'one of these men is my sons father', yes I know some thought I looked a fool when it turned out that the five men I bought on the show none turned out to be his father - but hey I thought one of them had to be. So in my fight to find out who is dad is I contacted the show again as I remembered three one night stands I had around the time he was concieved and this time I will appear with three final men, Billy Bob, Jethroe and Ginger Jim - this time one of them will be proven to be his dad and maybe then he can take some responsibility and make Jason the man he should be. On a final note would a man out there give me some advice - If a man likes wearing his mums underwear, is he gay? Thank you everyone. arniegang :lol: :lol: :lol:

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kanelli :lol: XRW-147 Did you forget about Cletus (the slack jawed yokal)? I'm sure he could be a good candidate as well. Dubai Knight This is better than Jerry Springer! Where next Mum? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight Palkid7 come on, moderators, someone close this thread. It is becoming a sick topic !! :? :? :? :? :x XRW-147 There are no mods... all hope is lost! JasonsMUM This is not sick its just the truth - whhy does everyone call me son sick? Palkid7 Now listen ! I am not trying to be rude or anything ! but I didn't mean or imply that ur son is sick ! All I ment was the other topics u talked about which I don't even would mention since they are very sick topics. so try to think before u post anything
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P.S. : TO ANYONE OUT THERE PLZ LOCK THIS TOPIC !!![/color] JasonsAlterEgo
[color=blue][/color]IF YOU DONT LIKE THE POST DONT READ IT YOU F**KING PRUDE!
GET A LIFE - LEARN TO LAUGH AND IF YOU CANT - GET LOST! Palkid7
Now that really reflects ur reality !!
Man u need help ! :shock:
Palkid7'sMUM
What are you doing on here?
How many times have I told you to stop playing on that internet?
Log off and come massage my feet,xxx Chocoholic Er have we just gone into the twilight zone or something! ahamed haahahahhaaa :lol: hahahah .. afta very long time. . hahaahaaa Dubai Knight Love the concepts of virtual alter egos...gotta get me one (or two) of those! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight kanelli :lol: PARSELTONGUE WTF??? :shock: Mel Marie :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ajb I just can't understand why anyone would bully this kid?? :lol: Dubai Knight
We think he is a serial masochist and he is just beating himself up about being ginger!
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Knight ajb well I guess if your gonna bully yourself about it you can't expect others not to want to join in ... Chocoholic Oooohhhh cool! Can I create myself a big furball brother? :lol: silhouette Jason... freddy's out to get ya... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LOL! hahahha! Nick81 ok. LMFAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I love this place! d3vilish_ang3l_88 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this is the funniest sh*t i have read in a really really really long time. ! HAHAHHAAHAH!!!! DaveDXB after reading all these posts...i noticed my face got pale a bit..... Now im a skin head! singing: Jasons moooom is got it going oooooon I wud like to me ur son if he's her ein Dubai. Ive already met one of the members and we have become good friends...looks like he lives close to me. I'll teach ur son a thing or two abt bullies and the ladies.... Its abt time he starts behaving like a man and stop having u to support him in this feild (lady hunting). Chocoholic So does he have a hockey mask and chain saw? naruto :lol: :lol: :lol: hilarious Nick81 oh man everytime I go through this topic I find something new and get tears in my eyes for laughing so hard... Topic creator is a genius naruto is this jason the stupied indian guy who hate the locals and the arabs and post stupied comments in every topic..guys for real im not joking ..can som1 tell me plezz ..im not talking about that movie ..cheeers galsberg! nice topic[URL=]:)[/URL]!! Corcovado
i know who is the stupid here :evil: :evil: Corcovado and this post is soooooooooo funny... but i like palkid 's mom better... sorry jason :lol: :lol: :lol: Nick81
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Be nice Corc or else... Corcovado
or else what??hmm hmm? :wink: Nick81
You'll get the spanking you deserve! Actually that might be risky considering your avatar... You might actually enjoy it :lol: Corcovado heheheh funny ... 8) and what about my avatar?? i googled poison Ivy and that what i got... it didnt mean a thing .. i am just a little girl :twisted: :twisted: Nick81
Right you're Mother Theresa and I am Ghandi Corcovado at least my avatar doesnt state all what i can think about... :lol: :lol: and dont be mean :roll: Nick81
*hugs you*
come on! I am just teasing :P Corcovado Hugs u back .... i know :oops: JasonsMUM hello everyone and thank you for all your comments, sorry I havnt been here for a while but I have been busy with Jason. You see, Jason has a Girlfriend (a real one this time - I washed out blow up wendy and threw her away - and boy did she need a scrubbing!), Anyway after my last post I had a number of lovely girls email me asking if they could date my wonderful (bit backward) bo, okay a few of them wanted paying and spoke better russain than English but I found one loveley girl from barsha called Emily. Jason agreed to meet Emily at Macdonalds on the Beach Road and that day he woke at first light and started to get ready. After 3 hours he emerged from his bedroom with his burnt orange locks swept back over his acne forehead and greased down with the shine and smell of petroleum jelly (and I thought I confiscated his last mega value bottle!). As he walked down the stairs with his brown hush puppies, brown matching jumbo cords, checked shirt (with his top button smartly fastened) and his lucky orange tank top (I knitted that for him for his last birthday) - he looked stunning - any girl who cold see his as I did would have taken him there and then infront of and made him a man! We arrange to meet emily at 4pm as Jason had to home by 7pm for his Milo and cookies, as we drew closer and closer Jason started to get nervous, so nervous that a couple of his nose spots nearly expoded! We pulled up in the car park in my new Echo and Jason looked round for Emily, we had a description and soon found the wonderfull emily waving from the Macdonalds Window - she was a sight, and I must admit she looked more like 40 than the 16 she claimed to be, anyway I wasnt going to complain and I could see from the bulge in Jasons trousers that he was more than happy. Jason quickly ran past Emily and into the mens toilets, emerging 5 minutes later and looking rather flushed he smiled and sat with me and Emily. We talked, we laughed and we had fun playing with the kids happy meal toys and jason even stopped playing in the Kids area and joined us once or twice. But time soon got the better of us and we had to part, Emily commented on how nice jason looked and that she would love to see him again, Jason commented on how nice his McFlurry was and we parted. However as soon as we got back into the car jason confessed that he didnt like Emily but really liked Juan (apparently Juan works at Macdonalds and taught jason was larging it really meant!, and I wondered what he was doing for so long behind the childrens playframe!). So Jason, my son, is GAY! I dont mind - I love him and so does Juan, in fact Juan wants to meet Jason and show him how Macdonalds make tartar sauce for special customers! Meanwhile, Jason has asked me to apologise to Emily and to everyone he offended on here with his pig racist remarks. Thats it for now, I will be back within a week or so but before I go - please remember if you dont like this post - DONT READ IT! JasonsAlterEgo I cant believe this, MUM - you said you wouldnt say anything about Juan! You know I wanted to keep Juan a secret and dont want anyone else to know about my LARGING it exprience and Juan doesnt want everone to know the TarTar sauce secret. MUM, please dont tell these loosers anything else.. Corcovado Ladies And Gentlemen ...Psychos in the building :shaking2: Corcovado Moderators , i Think u should kick them out :evil: :evil: :shock: PrettyPenny This is so not funny anymore .... Corcovado Where is liban when u need him? I call Dubai Knight and Liban And Arnie to save us from this Psycho family :naka: HEEELP Nick81 nope. Wasn't funny. 1st post is still gold though. ajb
Nice of them to put a warning on the post ... too bad it was at the end of the post AFTER we had finished reading this crap!! nosoup4u well since everyone is saying something, I might as well put in my "2 cents too" here goes.. hahahahahahahhahahahaah ok that was it :P - Soupie Out! Peach_Girl nice story .. :? is this the end ? .. lol << laughing and my stomach will explode HAHAHAHA fayz lmao, :lol: :lol: sniper420 make sure u dont have s*x with ur son........the most crap i have read in DF got bullied in Walmart so u came to an Arab country MacDonald...may b the story ran out of gas Anhader http://bestdanitykane.info/movies/26041 Ironklad Did anyone really believe a word of that bullshyt ? Americans don't say "mum" lol. Yeah I have to agree, this was way more tasteless and insulting than it was funny but why did that b!tch have to bring McDonald's into this ? Now I'm never going to be able to eat there again. This sucks big time. Lemming this is lol westside tht mother fuckers mum is here hes a shit head a 2 year old could bully him ....................mummy to the rescue.............mummy to the rescue......................mummy to the rescue :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D hahaha fucking stupid v8chris i know its too late for me to react on this thread...... But hell!!!!! one of the simpliest and funniest thing that made me laugh!!!! xero_ troller :D olivertwisted never thought Id meet someone more stoned than meself..... Im so touched by this mothers plight.... Aaah the spirit of maternal love... makes me want to cry..... But then my trip wears off and Im thinkin what load of shite.... creative none the less. khero Hey i really prefer you to leave your son now because he is old enough to take care of himself! and go listen to metalica song "MAMA SAID" you will get what i mean! finny76 Hilarious... JasonsMUM... Who are you? come out of the closet! desertdudeshj Great mother f**ker doesn't get censored but Sh!t does ! I think sh1t is the ultimate cuss word here on DF. Has been know to send threads to the dreaded FC EnlivenAssociates sorry to intercept all the chit chat, but this was the most funny topic i`ve ever read :-D



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