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FeiPo Hi There, I am coming to Dubai in a 2 weeks time taking a job in a Hotel. I have been there no long ago... very nice place. I want to know what is good and bad in Dubai, what is the good places to good for eat or drink. FeiPo
Fatty Melon Convert to Islam as soon as possible, and goto the mosque as much as possible. If you don't, Imam Abd Al Rahman will find you and chop your nuts off. FeiPo I am going to be arrived on Thursday, I heard Thursday and Firday are just like th eweekend else where. Any sugesstion for partying, dancing, drinking? Glory I suggest you dont party, dance or drink FeiPo :shock: Then what can I do???? FeiPo :lol: lucky I don't have nuts krush and where did you come from? :roll: FeiPo I am from Hong Kong sa4877 God.. this place has changed really. You can't party any longer. You have to stay indoors for most of Friday. Anyone spotted outside is immediately jailed and faces 100 lashes in a public place. Don't party. FeiPo :shock: :shock: :shock: Wooow.... is that true. I was so lucky that last week when I was in Dubai, I didn't get caught drinking in one of the pubs in Emirates towers. Thanks for telling me that... I will not do it again when I get there. :occasion5:

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sniper420 lol it's lie. U can drink in Dubai Glory INFIDELS MUST DIE!!! Liban Bin Laden is your savior!!! :twisted: sa4877 Cheers.... hic. You will pay the price..... FeiPo Thanks Sniper, I was just teasing. sniper420 r u Cantonese? I have loads of Cantonese friends FeiPo Yes... I am cantonese. FeiPo What are the cantonese doing over there>? Glory were mainly cooking them...put em on shawerma and stuff
Liban General Tao anyone? Miyek
Hey Catonese,
I need some help and see whether u cud give.
I am looking for a very old friend with whom no contact more than 10 yrs.
His old phoe number is 04-223296 Fax: 971-4-279-674
Dubai phone numbers changed to 7-digit. When changing from 6 to 7 digits, normally just add one digit in front of the old number so the old number will remain quite same. Any idea how these two numbers have been changed? FeiPo Sorry Miyek, I don't know. FeiPo BTW Why didn't you contact him during the 10 years if he is your friend..... Maybe you will run into him one day sa4877 .....Schwarma garnished with Cantonese tastes good. I like cantonese. FeiPo I am sure...... if you like fatty things sniper420
They are trying to make an impression to locals of being good democratic clean Chinese :lol: sniper420 i want to ask u a qustion Feibo. I have many 28 - 30 yr olds Cantonese freinds. They look really young. One of my friend who was 30 looked like 18 yr old. I was mad at him and thought he was lying then he showed me his passport and other proofs. What's the secret of looking young? In other words, what do the cantonese mommies and daddies eat to get good genetic trait? :?: Liban They eat pussycats... 8) FeiPo Chinese eats snakes (not just the meat but also the guts), monkey (brain), Tigers (penis), Pandas (guts), birds and everything on earth that moves. Can you do that? Heeeehe...he.. I think just because we have darker skin tone and more reseistant of the sun, so our skin doesn't get age as fast as if you have white skin. Just like the African people, they always look young. FeiPo
:? :? :? Liban OK you are really gross.... Some of our traditional arab dishes like sheep brain with lemon, or kidneys in a light sauce, or liver, or sheep balls seemed gross enough to me, but you exceeded the highest levels of disgusting in your post!!!! I remember when I was forced to eat this dishes as a kid because "its good for you".... :pukeleft: :pukeleft: :pukeright: :pukeright: FeiPo I wasn't kidding you... that's what the chinese people eat. Check out on the internet. They also eat human babies too... some sick men think eating babies is good for thier dick.... :roll: :roll: :roll: Liban I saw that cooked baby on the net a few years ago... I thought it was a prank... If you are serious then your culture is quite degenerate... :oops: FeiPo Yes... that was ture. Well ... when a country has so many people and most of them are uneducated... that's what happen. Don't worry I am not one of them. I don't eat those things...so your baby is safe. sniper420 Feipo can u do me a favour. Could u eat my ex-baby (gf)? I wanna get rid of her. Could you become uneducated cannibal Chinese for a day? PLEZZZZZZZZZ. I promise I will reward u with Tiger PEN*S which can be used by your bf as aphrodisaic and a PAnda poop too which I dont know what it does u can try :lol: FeiPo :tongue8: :tongue8: :tongue8: NO PROBLEMS!!!! sniper420 tell me where r u in dubai so i can send some agent to give u initial pay rest after the work is done. CodeNAme CHINGA! lol sound like agent 420 :lol: FeiPo will do... as soon as I am done. sniper420
Then it betta be soon cos my ass is under fire and I will do anything to get my ass out of that frying pan :roll: FeiPo :P :P :P is that bad? I will do it tonight sniper420 lol u forgot something whom to fix. what kind of hitwoman r u? :lol: :dark1: FeiPo cold, curel, fat and short 8) 8) 8) yorky500 Fei Po, Lei ho ma? How are you enjoying Dubai? sniper420 Ok Feipo i got rid of her finally so I will keep the Tiger peN*S with moi. I wanna test this aphrodisiac. So Feipo will u be my next baby? :lol: ISH yorky u hittin on fiepo hahhahahhahah Lee ho ma hahhahahhaha u fuckin cunt hahahhahahha ps. the only type of woman u can impress hahahahhah i$h Liban What does Lei ho ma mean? Does it gotta do with whores and their mothers (ho ma)??? :lol: yorky500
hahahahahahahhaha, Ish ma man, get a fooking englisdh cantonese dictionary! FeiPo
I am fine... lei ho ma?
I just got here, the third day now... very nice. I like it here. Thanks!!!
:D FeiPo
Lei ho ma = how are you
If you want to say how's your mother you have to say "lei ma ho ma"
:lol: FeiPo
ISH what do you mean by "the only type of woman u can impress"? :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: ISH he knows wat i mean u get me hahahahhaa anyways ill C u wen i see U ps. fook u yorky hahahahhahah i$h Glory how do you say " my wallets in the car, ill be back in a second" in cantonese FeiPo
ngo gko unn boa hei ga tse du, leung meo hua fond lei
That is it.
:D yorky500 Glory, If you see a nice chinese looking lady or man, in your case, please say: Duo lei lo mo! You will score everytime dude! hahahahahahaha Glory probably means " i want to have intercourse with an animal" Im gonna DO IT!! Asians watchout, HO LO MA DING DANGAA HOHOHO sniper420
Probably that animal is a skunk! YAK YAK YAK :laughing3: FeiPo Wow you guys are learning fast... abs Fei po. Only the mainland chinese eats faetuses. You are making all chinese look bad here. Yao Mo kao chor ar... laila k m FeiPo WELCOME sniper420
Yeah Cantonese ppl are clean 8) That's the reason if ppl from mainland China wants to go to HK thye need visa even HK is part of China FeiPo
I heard some peole from HK go to mainland just to eat strange stuff, because some of them have cancer or some man cannot get it up... etc... they believe eating something strange can help them..... I am not trying to make all chinese look bad. Just telling the truth.
ONLY A FEW CRAZY CHINESE IN THE POPULATION REALLY EAT BABIES. sweet mary [color=blue]how come? :shock: [/color] Yippy_69 Now does any of this stuff actually work???? Yippy_69 I should be in the Dubai in July... I can't wait I love this place :lol:



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