HP
How to propose a girl ? what is the decent way ?
How to ask for the hand of a girl ,so she doesnt show her "middle fingure". :oops:
If you guys have to propose a girl ,how are you going to do it?
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easternjewel
umm do it on the phone HP, so that even if she shows you the finger, you cant see it...! Oh & she cant punch you as well 8)
Defo
- easternjewel wrote:
umm do it on the phone HP, so that even if she shows you the finger, you cant see it...! Oh & she cant punch you as well 8)
:D Hahahaha! :P Good one 8)
HP
- easternjewel wrote:
umm do it on the phone HP, so that even if she shows you the finger, you cant see it...! Oh & she cant punch you as well 8)
whats is your fone no :roll:
romance
aaah da best thing to do...get a plate of armor on ur chest...preferably titanium... and also get a pair of cricket helmet...(really effective in blocking shoes and sandals...)
and oh ya...also a rose...with a card...really nice though..
HP
- romance wrote:
aaah da best thing to do...get a plate of armor on ur chest...preferably titanium... and also get a pair of cricket helmet...(really effective in blocking shoes and sandals...)
and oh ya...also a rose...with a card...really nice though..
I am going to propose a girl or going to fight in Iraq :roll: . I dont think Eastern Jewel is so cruel . The last day i had fight wid a friend,she mistaken me and thought i was serious for marriage . I never promised for stars or even for marriage. I am sure she must be among those who are cursing me :oops: ................
so people what do u say about sending e-mail for proposal ?
To........... eastern J
CC......... uncle and aunti
Subject ........... proposal of HP for Eastern J
" Dear all,
I am pleased to inform that i have chosen Eastern J as my future partner . I am nice person and never been involved in voilence against women. If you have doubt , i can send you my character certificate in attachment. I am sure i will keep her happy and may Allah bless upon us.
Please decide about proposal in couple of weeks ,though home office (uncle and aunti) makes the decision in few months. So dont sustain my case like canadian immigration . Please issue me the permit , so i can spend a happy life with eastern .J.
Sincerely,
HP
ross392
1. do u know her?
if NO, get a life looser!
if YES go to 2.
2. does she loves u?
if NO why the hell are you proposing to her? u know what will happen!
if YES it doesnt matter how u propose but why are you doing it?
3. For Money, Lust or Love?
Money - go for it y not! money buys everything my friend! If my advise work PM me and give me some ok!
Lust - if u c her & think about porn, don't! shell get old one day and all will be lost!
Love - cant comment on that coz ur heart will lead d way, all d way my man!
If all of the above. lucky you, just kneel down hold her hand and give her the finger err i mean the ring for her finger :o
HP
step 1=
If
uncle and aunti accept my proposal ..........
then
............marriage ............
go to step 2....
end of loop
else
run from home with eastern J
end
step 2=
if kids are < 2 in first year
repeat the process
venom
Love is in the air..everywhere i look around....why hasnt eastern J replied yet to the proposal...i cant wait to see what happens
So the best way to propose to a girl is to show her your a MAN...dont hide like a mouse behind a phone or send her a email and hide behind a computer...woman are scared of mice incase u didnt know that.
So take courage and look her in the eyes...and just say you love her and want to spend the rest of ur life with her..then give her time to think about it...tell her what makes her so special in ur life...and tell her she's the prettiest little doll you've ever seen....if that wont work then my friend i need to direct u to the nearest plastic surgon or bridge! :lol:
HP
hahahah how sweet :P . When i was in Dubai for few months , i managed to make friendship with 4 indian and 3 pakistani girls :P . My host family and especially my aunti used to remind me
" This is not Europe" .
Indian girls were quite nice . You know when i was coming back , one indian girl kissed me infront ( hug and kiss..... not romatic kiss) of all .
She gave me the gifts . I am always in impression that indian girls are decent and behave nice .
The most beautiful indian girl i ever met was at Dubai city center. I think she was working at Sony exhibition or something like that. She was so beautiful , i cant even imagine . She ws the only indian gal have fair color :P .
lakin this gal is quite batmeez ..... :roll:
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emadullah
- HP wrote:
step 1=
If
uncle and aunti accept my proposal ..........
then
............marriage ............
go to step 2....
end of loop
else
run from home with eastern J
end
step 2=
if kids are < 2 in first year
repeat the process
nice dude...but she is indian girl....indian girls are not easy....ok ?
IF u really love her THEN
dont make fun of her in this forum
ELSEIF u wanna marry her THEN
go and propose her, all the best
ELSE ' if u r play boy
get lost of here
END IF
While HP <> EJ DO ' untill EJ is agree with HP
dont post any thing here in the forum
LOOP
sniper420
- emadullah wrote:
- HP wrote:
step 1=
If
uncle and aunti accept my proposal ..........
then
............marriage ............
go to step 2....
end of loop
else
run from home with eastern J
end
step 2=
if kids are < 2 in first year
repeat the process
nice dude...but she is indian girl....indian girls are not easy....ok ?
IF u really love her THEN
dont make fun of her in this forum
ELSE
go and propose her, all the best
END IF
While HP <> EJ DO
dont post any thing here in the forum
LOOP
Ah look who is talking a playboy proud of his virginity......... kekekeke :lol:
yshimy
How come EJ didn't reply??
Scenario 1) She is offended
2) She think she better stay away from Pervs
3) She is still thinking about it
4) She is in her Honeymoon with HP...
I think.....
2
emadullah
- sniper420 wrote:
Ah look who is talking a playboy proud of his virginity......... kekekeke :lol:
i m not playboy ok ? u sure that my message is supporting hp ?
HP
come on guys stop it .........................lets get over it .........
embduallah " aub bahi ko aur bazaat karwana ha dubaiforum main" :roll:
easternjewel
- yshimy wrote:
How come EJ didn't reply??
Scenario 1) She is offended
2) She think she better stay away from Pervs
3) She is still thinking about it
4) She is in her Honeymoon with HP...
I think.....
2
I give you full, 10 out of 10 :D
cadmus
i dont mind getting 0 out 0f 10...
but option four is nice...i will go with 4
easternjewel
:shock: :shock:
minus 10 cadie badie
*EJ PUKES*
:lol: :lol:
irish vanessa
If you are going to propose to a girl HP, it needs to be special! Dont do the typical and take her out for dinner and then get down on one knee while you're waiting on the dessert...surprise her!! Do something different... :rr:
...personally, my ideal would be if my (non-existant) boyfriend turned up in my workplace on a friday evening and ordered me: "pack your bags vanessa...we're going on a surprise weekend away"...we'd go down the country or abroad or something, he would take me up in a hot air balloon, and propose to me as the sun goes down...
If im gonna spend the rest of my life with him, its gotta be good!!
emadullah
- easternjewel wrote:
- yshimy wrote:
4) She is in her Honeymoon with HP...
I think.....
2
I give you full, 10 out of 10 :D
did u notice number 4) too ??
4) She is in her Honeymoon with HP[/...
easternjewel
thats why I puked emadullah khan ji
emadullah
- HP wrote:
come on guys stop it .........................lets get over it .........
embduallah " aub bahi ko aur bazaat karwana ha dubaiforum main" :roll:
hmmmmmmm :roll:
emadullah
- easternjewel wrote:
thats why I puked emadullah khan ji
ok khatoon ji ....jo hukm meri mata ji
yshimy
I would expect from emadullah to say #4 because he knows nothing about EJ and HP
But you CADMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock:
:violent1: bad bad cadmus
You have been to our meeting, and saw our forum Bird... She is too good to be HP gurl....
cadmus
i khow yashmy....it was just a joke...i hope she did'nt mind it....
but you have to accept option 4 was funny thats why i went with it...
kanelli
I just can't picture our beautiful EJ with HP. Option 2 is definitely correct. :)
arniegang
Give the guys a break
HP and EJ have a love/hate relationship
HP loves EJ
EJ hates HP
:D
Chocoholic
It's all a bit weird really poor EJ!
And what the heck is this, if Uncle and Aunty accpt business? Er does EJ not have a say in the matter?
HP, you're truly weird.
HP
- kanelli wrote:
I just can't picture our beautiful EJ with HP. Option 2 is definitely correct. :)
Hahaha i love your sense of humour ,keep it up :P.
HP doesnt need the appreciation :P
Choco
get a life aunti ,this topic was written long time ago ......... spare me from your childish comment :P .......
Arnigeng
daddy !! HP is not in love . HP doent even like to write her name :oops:daddy evryone is making fun of me and you are also joining the crowd who has burnt the danish embassy :oops:
Embduallah
kya sub indian girls hasi batmeez hoti ha :roll: Pakistani N Indian can not have relationship ..........
cadmus
aisa hi hai...saari indian aur pakistani girls aisi hi hoti hain...aise try karoge to yahi hoga...waise main jaanta hoon ek shadi shuda couple ki indian boy pakistani girl...to relationships bhi ho sakati hai...but uske liye donon ko samjhadar hona padata hai...ek se kaam nahin chalta....right EJ!
cadmus
boss i dont think you have seen too many indian girls then...Quite a big proportion of indian girls have fair colour....besides the colour of skin does'nt matter...i personally like dusky girls.....and have'nt you heard
There are only two type of girls, beautiful and very beautiful...
waise even this girl is very nice...it's just that you have'nt met her....so you dont know her...she is not at all battamiz....what do you expect a girl to do when someone behaves like a stalker!
HP
Quote:
- There are only two type of girls, beautiful and very beautiful...
my standard of beauty is quite high :p i only see cute indian girls in Hindi movie . I dont mind brown but i dont like dark color.
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- waise even this girl is very nice...it's just that you have'nt met her....so you dont know her...she is not at all battamiz....what do you expect a girl to do when someone behaves like a stalker!
if i was stalker atleast she culd show us that she was decent. She abused me .....i dont think nice girls like to write naked abusive langauge.
You only know about a person when he or she is angry . I was jst pondering if most of the indian girls behave like that when are angry?
cadmus
you know HP...gone are the days when a stalker says something and girl will not do anything...so i think its okie if she did that....
i dont know if most of the girls in India do that or not but if they dont, then they shud start it soon...if girls in pakistan dont do that too then they need to start it
easternjewel
aww thanksss - Keneli, arnie, cad, choco & Yshimy for standin up for me.
:D
HP
- cadmus wrote:
you know HP...gone are the days when a stalker says something and girl will not do anything...so i think its okie if she did that....
i dont know if most of the girls in India do that or not but if they dont, then they shud start it soon...if girls in pakistan dont do that too then they need to start it
hahaha are u scoring some points here? .....apperciate it :P .... well if i wanted to abuse her , i had more vocabulary of abusive language :P .....
i didnt even insult her (without abusing) , you know i culd do it and i do believe i can do it better than anyone else :P .......
But again .....i dont understand how come indian girls use naked language ....there is something we call decency ...... so there must be the difference between a person ,who brought up on foot path in Bombay and a person who was groomed in decent and educated environment :P
whenever i feel i crossed the limit or i insulted someone ,i always offer my appology ,no matter if he or she is arnigang , choco , major pain ,siper or someone else. :roll:
cadmus
oh its okie...have'nt you heard about my chivalrous nature from gab :oops:
by the way people dont use cad, you know wht it means...name is cadmus
cadmus
Quote:
- hahaha are u scoring some points here? .....apperciate it .... well if i wanted to abuse her , i had more vocabulary of abusive language .....
HP i dont need to score point over neone....and its good you did'nt do it...you have that much of decency....
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- But again .....i dont understand how come indian girls use naked language ....there is something we call decency ...... so there must be the difference between a person ,who brought up on foot path in Bombay and a person who was groomed in decent and educated environment
Now dont behave like male chuvanist pig...noone likes getting irritated...i think everyone knows here that was a joke you started....but there is a very thin line between joking and irritating someone....i dont think you would mind abusing someone who is just intolerable for you...so why shud'nt she...just coz she is girl?
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- whenever i feel i crossed the limit or i insulted someone ,i always offer my appology ,no matter if he or she is arnigang , choco , major pain ,siper or someone else.
i know that and i really appreciate that...thats why i have always supported you...i think there are people here more offensive and rude than you...
you know even a person with peanut size intellect would understand when he is offending a girl..she did post a message that its enough stop it now...if you dont understand than there is some issue....
neway i think the thread is going too far...so leave it....
tumahare pass knumb ke gaane hain kya main dhoondne ki koshish kar raha tha....you are a pakistani so u might be having it...send me if you have :)
HP
Quote:
- Now dont behave like male chuvanist pig...noone likes getting irritated...i think everyone knows here that was a joke you started....but there is a very thin line between joking and irritating someone....i dont think you would mind abusing someone who is just intolerable for you...so why shud'nt she...just coz she is girl?
I wouldnt abuse someone if someone abuse me. If a donkey hit me or a
B(i)tch bark at me ,i wouldt hit or bark at them.....if i do then what would be the difference between me and a donkey or a b(i)tch :wink: .....
How many times liban and major pain abused me ? Have u seen abusing me ,even in fight club? :roll:
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i know that and i really appreciate that...thats why i have always supported you...i think there are people here more offensive and rude than you...
u are always cute :P
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- you know even a person with peanut size intellect would understand when he is offending a girl..she did post a message that its enough stop it now...if you dont understand than there is some issue....
If you want to judge the character of a man give him the power and if u want to judge a girl , offend her and she will show her real face :wink:
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tumahare pass knumb ke gaane hain kya main dhoondne ki koshish kar raha tha....you are a pakistani so u might be having it...send me if you have :)
knumb ? who is kunmb , never heart it ..... i only listen to indian old songs or punjabi bangara songs :P ......when arnigang dies , i ll play muhammad Rafi :P
i think u are talking about song ?
anyhow i stop discussing and talking about her and this case , who cares :P lets get over it and talk something else........ :wink:
cadmus
Knumb is not a song...its an underground band in pakistan...amazing music...but i dont think you in to that if you like bhangra music....
neways good we stoped it here....
gnight...over and out
HP
- cadmus wrote:
Knumb is not a song...its an underground band in pakistan...amazing music...but i dont think you in to that if you like bhangra music....
neways good we stoped it here....
gnight...over and out
man , i never heard it but check it here
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what is the name of indoor cricket club on Jebel ali freezone ,i remember i played for a team during indoor matches. I let our team to win in all macthes. It was nice party . :P ......
when i come to dubai ,you can introduce me any decent ,fair face indian gal :P
sniper420
- yshimy wrote:
How come EJ didn't reply??
Scenario 1) She is offended
2) She think she better stay away from Pervs
3) She is still thinking about it
4) She is in her Honeymoon with HP...
I think.....
2
yeah u were right yshimy she stays away from pervs like HP and keeps coming back like yoyo....... :lol:
mffiro
Before the proposal don’t think about marriage. To drive a car you should have a car first. Give a Red rose express it in formal way because I think girls are soft.
raidah
- ross392 wrote:
1. do u know her?
if NO, get a life looser!
if YES go to 2.
2. does she loves u?
if NO why the hell are you proposing to her? u know what will happen!
if YES it doesnt matter how u propose but why are you doing it?
3. For Money, Lust or Love?
Money - go for it y not! money buys everything my friend! If my advise work PM me and give me some ok!
Lust - if u c her & think about porn, don't! shell get old one day and all will be lost!
Love - cant comment on that coz ur heart will lead d way, all d way my man!
If all of the above. lucky you, just kneel down hold her hand and give her the finger err i mean the ring for her finger :o
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ur so crazy
HP
stop it people , i am backed-off.............................dont contribute to this topic ...............!!
There are lot of tears in eyes , even sniper replied to this topic. Although sniper has died but his soul is still wandering over " Dubai Romance " forum. :cry: .....
Now the angel must be processing your record by using SQL or Oracle databses :cry: ........I forgive ya , if ya ever wrote something bad about me . May God give ya the right place so that you can snip the hot chicks in paradise ........ameen.........