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How do you please a guy?


bushra21
noooooooo
dont wear your granny control top panties again...
please i beg you, i already had to rescue the last innocent soul that came over for dinner expecting a hot chick like myself -- but instead got you
bushra21
size D? thats nothing....
:roll:
and also i think your mistaking the guys who are staring at me...the person that was most likely behind you....
you small breasted woman, *sticks tongue out and then sings "All the boys love me and want me, and not you because your ugly and have small boobies"*
*falls on floor laughing* Bleakus
should i dumb it down for you? ;) ;) Bleakus
thats why is called a movie dude ;) Loving_Winter
by the way have u seen Bridget Jones Dairy? Do you remember what impression she made on Hugh Grant with her pants ;)
everything works! it only depends how u present it :) Loving_Winter
I always wanted to wear A size BH, but the nature showered me with bigger boobs ;) Bleakus How do you please a guy? :?: :?: bushra21 shouldnt this be in romance section.... also, i cant say how to please a guy i take back my previous comment...it was completely wrong of me to propose such a thing......forgive me! 175bpm oral sex :wink: ^ian^

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sara_uk
sorry Ian that we took your forum?? :roll: Bleakus sorry dudes, mods.....i shouldve posted this under Romance im such a noob haha..... can someone from the mods move the thread ;) Bleakus
dont tempt me girl ;) Bleakus
haha, i love it when a women feeds me food ;)
and no i dont mean that women should do this all the time, and no its not a sexist joke ;) :twisted: :twisted: bushra21
you sure about that Bleakus
the first part or the second part ;) AnnaSvensson Strip-tease is a nice thing ;) Nick81 Calm down ladies! I am at work right now, I don't want to get turned on here! *thinks about Condoleeza Rice* *calms down* Bleakus
gee thanks, i hate you so much right now dude :evil: :x :x
sara_uk emm belly dancing Bleakus
i really think it wouldnt work in reality.....because its a movie dude Bleakus the girl to not talk to much ;) Loving_Winter
do u think it won't work in reality? ;)
as i said:everything depends on how u present ur pants ;) Corcovado
:lol: :lol: Bleakus
is it wrong for a guy not to like that though? Bleakus
hmmm.....interesting :twisted: girl_glen
good food is always accepted. bushra21
are you trying to say something there mr. winky?
(please no one take that in a dirty way, just meant it in reference to :wink: at the end of the sentence....you pervs!) Loving_Winter ask guy to come for dinner in the evening, dress in your se*iest lingerie, candles, a bottle of wine, nice music, several seducive phrases and the rest you know ;) Bleakus
i totally agree about the lingerie, just lingerie ;) :twisted: Loving_Winter
that what i meant ;)
just lingerie Loving_Winter pity i have no one to do this for :( MaaaD
look in your PM box and trust me you will find alot of suitors Bleakus hahaha good point Loving_Winter
No one wrote me :( AnnaSvensson
A good idea!
Just make sure that a guy deserves such an evening! :) MaaaD
you must be ugly Bleakus
:lol: :lol: :lol: Loving_Winter
you both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am not ugly!!!!
i am this kind of girl whom you -men -seeing on a street steering at !!! Bleakus
hahaha....i wont say it
edit: i just kidding dude, MaaaD and I are just teasing ;) mraph33 steer to run you over? Loving_Winter
at least to stare at my D size breast :P Loving_Winter but i have a pretty face as well!!!!! MaaaD maybe your a shemale then ? there was one guy lookin for trannies hook up with him. Loving_Winter
no, i am not a shemale :!: sara_uk
too much info :roll: Loving_Winter
is it? ;) Bleakus
you think very highly of yourself bushra ;) sara_uk
Sarcasm!! bear
but dude.. thats when i have the best naps. besides if the girl is talking it means i don't have to talk. :D bear
god bless you for you have seen the light Loving_Winter
He is writing a dissertation ;) bear
Why do you want to know how to please a guy dude? Loving_Winter
OK.
i will do try it and tell u if it worked or no ;) Bleakus
i dont dude, its just a post sara_uk
iam talking about my comment was sarcasm Bleakus
ill have to work on that ;) bear
For real dude... Women are total sexual deviants, they fantasize more than men by leaps and bounds, and in more detail as well. However they have the moral turpitude and strength of will not to admit or act on it. Unfortunately most (not all) of us tree hangers have our brains hanging way too far south to have any idea about morality, will power, or subtlety bear
I don't steer at women, i honk and flash my lights :lol: :lol:
just joking, i'm sure your lovely. bushra21 dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes......DUDES! bleh, seeing that word everywhere on here, its turning into surfer paradise. :roll: anyhow, there are many ways to please a guy....but i think guys would know the answer better than girls. what i mean is! that a guy knows what pleases him more than a girl would know, so i think it should be yall telling what pleases you rather than just ask. also, not every girl wants to be with another women...the thought of me being with another one makes me sick. i fail to realize what it does for most of you guys...bleh bear
hahaha.... awesome bear
hmmmm........ boob shower :D bushra21
why? you dont think you can do it inteligently? valkyrie
:oops: bear
first off they are underwear or panties. Pants are what dudes wear to business meetings.
And yes it does make a difference, granny panties don't work on dudes just like tidy whities don't work on chicks. well for that matter, i'm not sure of any mens underware that women appreiciate. they don't like banana hamoks, thongs, boxer briefs, boxers, or anything else in my expirience. I know for D*mn sure that granny panties don't turn guys on like a dark blue lacey parisian number does. :twisted: bear
no i'm serious.
I've found little more stimulating than a woman writhing like a worm undulating her midriff like a water on the banks of a lake. Bleakus
wtf? bear
burn
Bleakus 0 : Bushra 1 bear
ah... thats alright then.



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